diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes.dm
index 6a5b8bd2ca3..5a34bee3f08 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes.dm
@@ -41,12 +41,12 @@
 /obj/item/storage/box/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
 	var/obj/item/bodypart/head/myhead = user.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
 	if(myhead)
-		user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] puts [user.p_their()] head into \the [src], and begins closing it! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
+		user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] puts [user.p_their()] head into \the [src] and begins closing it! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
 		myhead.dismember()
-		myhead.forceMove(src)//force your enemies to kill themselves with your head collection box!
+		myhead.forceMove(src) //force your enemies to kill themselves with your head collection box!
 		playsound(user, "desecration-01.ogg", 50, TRUE, -1)
 		return BRUTELOSS
-	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] beating [user.p_them()]self with \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
+	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] is beating [user.p_them()]self with \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
 	return BRUTELOSS
 
 /obj/item/storage/box/update_overlays()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/firstaid.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/firstaid.dm
index dc0e5f3a33e..69b0b72d57a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/firstaid.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/firstaid.dm
@@ -640,7 +640,17 @@
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/storage/organbox/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
-	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] is putting [user.p_theyre()] head inside the [src], it looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_RESISTCOLD)) //if they're immune to cold, just do the box suicide
+		var/obj/item/bodypart/head/myhead = user.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
+		if(myhead)
+			user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] puts [user.p_their()] head into \the [src] and begins closing it! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
+			myhead.dismember()
+			myhead.forceMove(src) //force your enemies to kill themselves with your head collection box!
+			playsound(user, "desecration-01.ogg", 50, TRUE, -1)
+			return BRUTELOSS
+		user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] is beating [user.p_them()]self with \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
+		return BRUTELOSS
+	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] is putting [user.p_their()] head inside the [src], it looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
 	user.adjust_bodytemperature(-300)
 	user.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/freon)
-	return (OXYLOSS)
+	return FIRELOSS
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/_spacesuits.dm b/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/_spacesuits.dm
index 5595dbe666f..20238f5e577 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/_spacesuits.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/_spacesuits.dm
@@ -257,4 +257,20 @@
 	if(cell)
 		cell.emp_act(severity)
 
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = user.loc.return_air()
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_RESISTCOLD) || !environment || environment.return_temperature() >= user.get_body_temp_cold_damage_limit())
+		user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] is beating [user.p_them()]self with \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
+		return BRUTELOSS
+	user.say("You want proof? I'll give you proof! Here's proof of what'll happen to you if you stay here with your stuff!", forced = "space helmet suicide")
+	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] is removing [user.p_their()] helmet to make a point! Yo, holy shit, [user.p_they()] dead!")) //the use of p_they() instead of p_their() here is intentional
+	user.adjust_bodytemperature(-300)
+	user.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/freon)
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return FIRELOSS
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/humanafterall = user
+	var/datum/disease/advance/cold/pun = new //in the show, arnold survives his stunt, but catches a cold because of it
+	humanafterall.ForceContractDisease(pun, FALSE, TRUE) //this'll show up on health analyzers and the like
+	return FIRELOSS
+
 #undef THERMAL_REGULATOR_COST