diff --git a/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm b/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
index 4052e88180f..af91ef10d27 100644
--- a/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
+++ b/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
@@ -157,19 +157,4 @@
 		if(istype(teleatom, /mob/living))
 			var/mob/living/MM = teleatom
 			MM << "<span class='warning'>The bluespace interface on your bag of holding interferes with the teleport!</span>"
-	return 1
-
-/datum/teleport/instant/science/teleportChecks()
-	if(istype(teleatom, /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear)) // Don't let nuke disks get teleported --NeoFite
-		teleatom.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The portal rejects [teleatom]!</span>")
-		return 0
-
-	if(!isemptylist(teleatom.search_contents_for(/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear)))
-		if(istype(teleatom, /mob/living))
-			var/mob/living/MM = teleatom
-			MM.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The portal rejects [MM]!","<span class='warning'>The nuclear disk that you're carrying seems to be unable to pass through the portal. Better drop it if you want to go through.</span>")
-		else
-			teleatom.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The portal rejects [teleatom]!</span>")
-		return 0
-
-	return 1
+	return 1
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
index bab328c9464..7a9223e27ba 100644
--- a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
+++ b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
@@ -134,13 +134,6 @@
 	name = "disk"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
 
-/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear
-	name = "nuclear authentication disk"
-	desc = "Better keep this safe."
-	icon_state = "nucleardisk"
-	item_state = "card-id"
-	w_class = 1.0
-
 /*
 /obj/item/weapon/game_kit
 	name = "Gaming Kit"
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm
index bd0600a7496..af52c88edf4 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm
@@ -210,9 +210,32 @@ var/bomb_set
 				return
 	return
 
+
+//==========DAT FUKKEN DISK===============
+/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear
+	name = "nuclear authentication disk"
+	desc = "Better keep this safe."
+	icon_state = "nucleardisk"
+	item_state = "card-id"
+	w_class = 1.0
+
+/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/New()
+	processing_objects.Add(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/process()
+	var/turf/disk_loc = get_turf(src)
+	if(disk_loc.z >2)
+		for(var/mob/MOB in disk_loc)
+			MOB << "<span class='danger'>You can't help but feel that you just lost something back there...</span>"
+		qdel(src)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/Destroy()
 	if(blobstart.len > 0)
-		loc = pick(blobstart)
-		message_admins("[src] has been destroyed.  Moving it to ([x], [y], [z]).")
-		log_game("[src] has been destroyed.  Moving it to ([x], [y], [z]).")
-	return 1 // Cancel destruction.
+		var/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/NEWDISK = new(pick(blobstart))
+		transfer_fingerprints_to(NEWDISK)
+		message_admins("[src] has been destroyed.  Moving it to ([NEWDISK.x], [NEWDISK.y], [NEWDISK.z]).")
+		log_game("[src] has been destroyed.  Moving it to ([NEWDISK.x], [NEWDISK.y], [NEWDISK.z]).")
+		Del(src) //Needed to clear all references to it
+	else
+		ERROR("[src] was supposed to be destroyed, but we were unable to locate a blobstart landmark to spawn a new one.")
+	return 1 // Cancel destruction.
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/recycler.dm b/code/game/machinery/recycler.dm
index 1daa307ba85..5c7f1851bce 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/recycler.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/recycler.dm
@@ -93,18 +93,17 @@ var/const/SAFETY_COOLDOWN = 100
 
 /obj/machinery/recycler/proc/recycle(var/obj/item/I, var/sound = 1)
 	I.loc = src.loc
-	if(!istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear))
-		qdel(I)
-		if(prob(15))
-			new /obj/item/stack/sheet/metal(loc)
-		if(prob(10))
-			new /obj/item/stack/sheet/glass(loc)
-		if(prob(2))
-			new /obj/item/stack/sheet/plasteel(loc)
-		if(prob(1))
-			new /obj/item/stack/sheet/rglass(loc)
-		if(sound)
-			playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/Welder.ogg', 50, 1)
+	qdel(I)
+	if(prob(15))
+		new /obj/item/stack/sheet/metal(loc)
+	if(prob(10))
+		new /obj/item/stack/sheet/glass(loc)
+	if(prob(2))
+		new /obj/item/stack/sheet/plasteel(loc)
+	if(prob(1))
+		new /obj/item/stack/sheet/rglass(loc)
+	if(sound)
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/Welder.ogg', 50, 1)
 
 
 /obj/machinery/recycler/proc/stop(var/mob/living/L)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm
index 32f8c739a20..50a4c2579cb 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm
@@ -240,10 +240,6 @@
 			return
 
 	else
-		if(!isemptylist(src.search_contents_for(/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear)))
-			usr << "You get the feeling that you shouldn't cremate one of the items in the cremator."
-			return
-
 		for (var/mob/M in viewers(src))
 			M.show_message("\red You hear a roar as the crematorium activates.", 1)
 
diff --git a/code/game/turfs/space/space.dm b/code/game/turfs/space/space.dm
index 7f743f88f04..b60fd355982 100644
--- a/code/game/turfs/space/space.dm
+++ b/code/game/turfs/space/space.dm
@@ -62,32 +62,6 @@
 				qdel(A)
 				return
 
-			if(istype(A, /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear)) // Don't let nuke disks travel Z levels  ... And moving this shit down here so it only fires when they're actually trying to change z-level.
-				qdel(A) //The disk's Del() proc ensures a new one is created
-				return
-
-			var/list/disk_search = A.search_contents_for(/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear)
-			if(!isemptylist(disk_search))
-				if(istype(A, /mob/living))
-					var/mob/living/MM = A
-					if(MM.client && !MM.stat)
-						MM << "\red Something you are carrying is preventing you from leaving. Don't play stupid; you know exactly what it is."
-						if(MM.x <= TRANSITIONEDGE)
-							MM.inertia_dir = 4
-						else if(MM.x >= world.maxx -TRANSITIONEDGE)
-							MM.inertia_dir = 8
-						else if(MM.y <= TRANSITIONEDGE)
-							MM.inertia_dir = 1
-						else if(MM.y >= world.maxy -TRANSITIONEDGE)
-							MM.inertia_dir = 2
-					else
-						for(var/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/N in disk_search)
-							qdel(N)//Make the disk respawn it is on a clientless mob or corpse
-				else
-					for(var/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/N in disk_search)
-						qdel(N)//Make the disk respawn if it is floating on its own
-				return
-
 			var/move_to_z = src.z
 			var/safety = 1
 
diff --git a/code/modules/awaymissions/gateway.dm b/code/modules/awaymissions/gateway.dm
index 9c8d10a3921..4245bf5e056 100644
--- a/code/modules/awaymissions/gateway.dm
+++ b/code/modules/awaymissions/gateway.dm
@@ -119,15 +119,6 @@ obj/machinery/gateway/centerstation/process()
 	if(!active)		return
 	if(!awaygate)	return
 
-	if(istype(M, /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear))
-		return
-
-	if(M.GetTypeInAllContents(/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear))
-		if(ismob(M))
-			var/mob/MOB = M
-			MOB << "<span class='warning'>You are forbidden from taking the nuclear authentication disk off station.</span>"
-		return
-
 	if(awaygate.calibrated)
 		M.loc = get_step(awaygate.loc, SOUTH)
 		M.dir = SOUTH