diff --git a/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm b/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
index e8ab64fea54..80090ad585f 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
@@ -9136,7 +9136,9 @@
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+	pixel_x = 5
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+	pixel_y = -2
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-/obj/item/pen,
+/obj/item/folder{
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+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = -6
+	},
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 	name = "Research and Development Shutter"
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+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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 	id = "cafe_counter";
 	name = "Kitchen Counter Shutters"
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -7;
+	pixel_y = 6
+	},
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+	pixel_x = -6
+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = -6
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 	name = "Delivery Office Desk";
 	req_access = list("mail_sorting")
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
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-/obj/item/pen,
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+/obj/item/pen{
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 	dir = 1;
 	req_access = list("cargo")
 	},
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/delivery,
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
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 	name = "Engineering Desk";
 	req_access = list("engineering")
 	},
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-/obj/item/pen,
+/obj/item/paper_bin{
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+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = -4
+	},
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+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 8;
+	pixel_y = 9
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-/obj/item/pen,
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+	pixel_x = -6;
+	pixel_y = 5
+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = -6;
+	pixel_y = 5
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 	pixel_x = 0;
 	pixel_y = 26
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
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 	pixel_y = 5
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7;
+	pixel_y = 10
+	},
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-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/britcup,
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/britcup{
+	pixel_x = -7
+	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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@@ -85476,14 +85533,20 @@
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 /obj/structure/table/reinforced,
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-	pixel_x = 2;
+	pixel_x = -2;
 	pixel_y = 2
 	},
-/obj/item/folder/yellow,
+/obj/item/folder/yellow{
+	pixel_x = -4
+	},
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 	name = "Hydroponics Desk";
 	req_access = list("hydroponics")
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 8;
+	pixel_y = 9
+	},
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-/obj/item/folder,
-/obj/item/pen,
+/obj/item/folder{
+	pixel_x = -4
+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = -4
+	},
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 	id = "roboticsprivacy";
 	name = "Robotics Shutters"
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 	},
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+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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diff --git a/_maps/map_files/IceBoxStation/IceBoxStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/IceBoxStation/IceBoxStation.dmm
index c7d49160fec..8edbd3fed01 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/IceBoxStation/IceBoxStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/IceBoxStation/IceBoxStation.dmm
@@ -236,6 +236,9 @@
 	name = "Cargo Desk";
 	req_access = list("cargo")
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
 /area/station/cargo/office)
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+"cOF" = (
+/obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
+	dir = 8
+	},
+/obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
+	dir = 4
+	},
+/obj/structure/table/reinforced,
+/obj/machinery/door/firedoor,
+/obj/machinery/door/poddoor/shutters{
+	id = "commissaryshutter";
+	name = "Vacant Commissary Shutter"
+	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/iron,
+/area/station/commons/vacant_room/commissary)
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 	dir = 1;
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 	req_access = list("science")
 	},
 /obj/item/paper_bin{
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+	pixel_x = -9;
 	pixel_y = 7
 	},
-/obj/item/folder,
-/obj/item/pen,
+/obj/item/folder{
+	pixel_x = -6
+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = -6
+	},
 /obj/machinery/door/firedoor,
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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 	},
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+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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 	},
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+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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 	req_access = list("hydroponics")
 	},
 /obj/machinery/door/firedoor,
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
 /area/station/service/hydroponics)
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 	name = "Robotics Lab Shutters"
 	},
 /obj/machinery/door/firedoor,
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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 	id = "hopflash"
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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 /area/station/command/heads_quarters/hop)
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 	},
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+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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 	},
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 	pixel_y = 7
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+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = -5;
+	pixel_y = 5
+	},
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 	id = "Engineering";
 	name = "Engineering Security Door"
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 6
+	},
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 	req_access = list("pharmacy")
 	},
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-/obj/item/pen,
+/obj/item/folder/white{
+	pixel_x = -5
+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = -5
+	},
 /obj/machinery/door/poddoor/preopen{
 	id = "pharmacy_shutters";
 	name = "Pharmacy Shutter"
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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index 7e333e6e419..78a6bc8e945 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/KiloStation/KiloStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/KiloStation/KiloStation.dmm
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 	name = "Cargo Desk";
 	req_access = list("mail_sorting")
 	},
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-/obj/item/folder,
+/obj/item/clipboard{
+	pixel_y = -2;
+	pixel_x = 3
+	},
+/obj/item/folder{
+	pixel_y = -2;
+	pixel_x = 3
+	},
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+	pixel_x = -8;
+	pixel_y = 10
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 	dir = 1
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-/obj/item/pen,
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+	pixel_y = 10
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+	pixel_x = 2
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+	pixel_x = 3
+	},
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 	req_access = list("engineering")
 	},
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+	pixel_y = 10
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+	},
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+	pixel_x = -4
+	},
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 	req_access = list("pharmacy")
 	},
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+	pixel_x = 7;
+	pixel_y = 6
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 	req_access = list("robotics")
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+	pixel_y = 8
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+	pixel_y = 10
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+	pixel_y = 10
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 	name = "Emergency Medical Lockdown Shutters"
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+	pixel_x = 4
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diff --git a/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
index 0ce082ddee6..4d4bcaa19f2 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
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 	name = "Kitchen Counter Shutters"
 	},
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+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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-/obj/item/pen,
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+	pixel_x = -6
+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = -5
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 	name = "Robotics Shutters"
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+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
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+	pixel_x = -6
+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = -7
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+	pixel_x = -4;
+	pixel_y = 3
+	},
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+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
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+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron/dark,
 /area/station/service/cafeteria)
 "nYJ" = (
@@ -42011,6 +42040,17 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
 /area/station/construction/mining/aux_base)
+"oYX" = (
+/obj/structure/table/reinforced,
+/obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/bar,
+/obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/bar{
+	dir = 1
+	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -11
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/iron,
+/area/station/service/bar)
 "oYZ" = (
 /turf/closed/wall,
 /area/station/command/heads_quarters/rd)
@@ -52745,6 +52785,9 @@
 	name = "Pharmacy Shutters"
 	},
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/yellow/fourcorners,
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -8
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron/white,
 /area/station/medical/pharmacy)
 "sEE" = (
@@ -57799,6 +57842,10 @@
 	req_access = list("hydroponics")
 	},
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/green/fourcorners,
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 6;
+	pixel_y = 10
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
 /area/station/service/hydroponics)
 "uqp" = (
@@ -60456,8 +60503,12 @@
 	name = "Atmospherics Desk";
 	req_access = list("atmospherics")
 	},
-/obj/item/folder/yellow,
-/obj/item/pen,
+/obj/item/folder/yellow{
+	pixel_x = 5
+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = 5
+	},
 /obj/machinery/door/firedoor,
 /obj/machinery/door/poddoor/preopen{
 	id = "atmos";
@@ -60468,6 +60519,9 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/smart/manifold4w/scrubbers/hidden/layer2,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/smart/manifold4w/supply/hidden/layer4,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/smart/simple/scrubbers/hidden,
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -8
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
 /area/station/engineering/atmos/storage/gas)
 "vnj" = (
@@ -63237,12 +63291,19 @@
 	name = "Engineering Desk";
 	req_access = list("engineering")
 	},
-/obj/item/folder/yellow,
-/obj/item/pen,
+/obj/item/folder/yellow{
+	pixel_x = 4
+	},
+/obj/item/pen{
+	pixel_x = 5
+	},
 /obj/machinery/door/firedoor,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/delivery,
 /obj/structure/cable,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/yellow/fourcorners,
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -8
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
 /area/station/engineering/break_room)
 "wlt" = (
@@ -102289,7 +102350,7 @@ gjr
 hnr
 qpM
 bGJ
-aLk
+oYX
 tju
 sTH
 uiK
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/tramstation/tramstation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/tramstation/tramstation.dmm
index 7a33bb2d12a..88bed93d7c9 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/tramstation/tramstation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/tramstation/tramstation.dmm
@@ -7097,6 +7097,9 @@
 	dir = 2;
 	name = "Access Queue"
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/station/command/heads_quarters/hop)
 "cAd" = (
@@ -15153,6 +15156,17 @@
 "fjq" = (
 /turf/open/floor/iron/stairs/medium,
 /area/station/hallway/secondary/construction/engineering)
+"fjr" = (
+/obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/bar,
+/obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/bar{
+	dir = 1
+	},
+/obj/structure/table/reinforced,
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = 7
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/iron,
+/area/station/service/bar)
 "fjQ" = (
 /obj/structure/grille,
 /turf/closed/wall/r_wall,
@@ -25001,6 +25015,9 @@
 	name = "Chemistry Desk";
 	req_access = list("pharmacy")
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
 /area/station/medical/pharmacy)
 "iCT" = (
@@ -29574,6 +29591,9 @@
 	name = "Cargo Desk";
 	req_access = list("cargo")
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
 /area/station/cargo/office)
 "kdV" = (
@@ -47226,6 +47246,9 @@
 	req_access = list("mail_sorting")
 	},
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/segment,
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/station/cargo/sorting)
 "pXv" = (
@@ -57729,7 +57752,12 @@
 	},
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/smart/manifold4w/scrubbers/hidden/layer2,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/smart/manifold4w/supply/hidden/layer4,
-/obj/item/folder,
+/obj/item/folder{
+	pixel_x = 5
+	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron/white,
 /area/station/science/lab)
 "tzS" = (
@@ -62685,6 +62713,18 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/engine,
 /area/station/science/xenobiology)
+"vhV" = (
+/obj/structure/table/reinforced,
+/obj/machinery/door/firedoor,
+/obj/machinery/door/poddoor/shutters/preopen{
+	id = "kitchencounter";
+	name = "Kitchen Counter Shutters"
+	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -7
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/iron/cafeteria,
+/area/station/service/kitchen)
 "vik" = (
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/trimline/neutral/filled/corner{
 	dir = 1
@@ -69481,6 +69521,9 @@
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/segment{
 	dir = 4
 	},
+/obj/structure/desk_bell{
+	pixel_x = -7
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/iron,
 /area/station/engineering/atmos)
 "xCm" = (
@@ -104269,7 +104312,7 @@ tju
 nwb
 uZy
 dyc
-aeT
+fjr
 ykL
 xKV
 nxy
@@ -168261,7 +168304,7 @@ mro
 mDJ
 mro
 iQy
-fhD
+vhV
 mUX
 prk
 ocp
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
index 2a45a9323b3..31d4779be75 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
@@ -118,6 +118,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(metal_recipes, list ( \
 	null, \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("iron door", /obj/structure/mineral_door/iron, 20, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, applies_mats = TRUE), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("filing cabinet", /obj/structure/filingcabinet, 2, time = 10 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE), \
+	new/datum/stack_recipe("desk bell", /obj/structure/desk_bell, 2, time = 3 SECONDS), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("floodlight frame", /obj/structure/floodlight_frame, 5, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("voting box", /obj/structure/votebox, 15, time = 50), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("pestle", /obj/item/pestle, 1, time = 50), \
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/desk_bell.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/desk_bell.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..3b08769aff3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/desk_bell.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,108 @@
+// A receptionist's bell
+
+/obj/structure/desk_bell
+	name = "desk bell"
+	desc = "The cornerstone of any customer service job. You feel an unending urge to ring it."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "desk_bell"
+	layer = OBJ_LAYER
+	anchored = FALSE
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE // Able to place on tables
+	max_integrity = 5000 // To make attacking it not instantly break it
+	/// The amount of times this bell has been rang, used to check the chance it breaks
+	var/times_rang = 0
+	/// Is this bell broken?
+	var/broken_ringer = FALSE
+	/// The cooldown for ringing the bell
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(ring_cooldown)
+	/// The length of the cooldown. Setting it to 0 will skip all cooldowns alltogether.
+	var/ring_cooldown_length = 0.3 SECONDS // This is here to protect against tinnitus.
+	/// The sound the bell makes
+	var/ring_sound = 'sound/machines/microwave/microwave-end.ogg'
+
+/obj/structure/desk_bell/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	register_context()
+
+/obj/structure/desk_bell/add_context(atom/source, list/context, obj/item/held_item, mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+
+	if(held_item?.tool_behaviour == TOOL_WRENCH)
+		context[SCREENTIP_CONTEXT_RMB] = "Disassemble"
+		return CONTEXTUAL_SCREENTIP_SET
+
+	if(broken_ringer)
+		if(held_item?.tool_behaviour == TOOL_SCREWDRIVER)
+			context[SCREENTIP_CONTEXT_LMB] = "Fix"
+	else
+		var/click_context = "Ring"
+		if(prob(1))
+			click_context = "Annoy"
+		context[SCREENTIP_CONTEXT_LMB] = click_context
+	return CONTEXTUAL_SCREENTIP_SET
+
+/obj/structure/desk_bell/attack_hand(mob/living/user, list/modifiers)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, ring_cooldown) && ring_cooldown_length)
+		return TRUE
+	if(!ring_bell(user))
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("[src] is silent. Some idiot broke it."))
+	if(ring_cooldown_length)
+		COOLDOWN_START(src, ring_cooldown, ring_cooldown_length)
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/structure/desk_bell/attackby(obj/item/weapon, mob/living/user, params)
+	. = ..()
+	times_rang += weapon.force
+	ring_bell(user)
+
+// Fix the clapper
+/obj/structure/desk_bell/screwdriver_act(mob/living/user, obj/item/tool)
+	if(broken_ringer)
+		balloon_alert(user, "repairing...")
+		tool.play_tool_sound(src)
+		if(tool.use_tool(src, user, 5 SECONDS))
+			balloon_alert_to_viewers("repaired")
+			playsound(user, 'sound/items/change_drill.ogg', 50, vary = TRUE)
+			broken_ringer = FALSE
+			times_rang = 0
+			return TOOL_ACT_TOOLTYPE_SUCCESS
+		return FALSE
+	return ..()
+
+// Deconstruct
+/obj/structure/desk_bell/wrench_act_secondary(mob/living/user, obj/item/tool)
+	balloon_alert(user, "taking apart...")
+	tool.play_tool_sound(src)
+	if(tool.use_tool(src, user, 5 SECONDS))
+		balloon_alert(user, "disassembled")
+		playsound(user, 'sound/items/deconstruct.ogg', 50, vary = TRUE)
+		if(!broken_ringer) // Drop 2 if it's not broken.
+			new/obj/item/stack/sheet/iron(drop_location())
+		new/obj/item/stack/sheet/iron(drop_location())
+		qdel(src)
+		return TOOL_ACT_TOOLTYPE_SUCCESS
+	return ..()
+
+/// Check if the clapper breaks, and if it does, break it
+/obj/structure/desk_bell/proc/check_clapper(mob/living/user)
+	if(((times_rang >= 10000) || prob(times_rang/100)) && ring_cooldown_length)
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("You hear [src]'s clapper fall off of its hinge. Nice job, you broke it."))
+		broken_ringer = TRUE
+
+/// Ring the bell
+/obj/structure/desk_bell/proc/ring_bell(mob/living/user)
+	if(broken_ringer)
+		return FALSE
+	check_clapper(user)
+	// The lack of varying is intentional. The only variance occurs on the strike the bell breaks.
+	playsound(src, ring_sound, 70, vary = broken_ringer, extrarange = SHORT_RANGE_SOUND_EXTRARANGE)
+	flick("desk_bell_ring", src)
+	times_rang++
+	return TRUE
+
+// A warning to all who enter; the ringing sound STACKS. It won't be deafening because it only goes every decisecond,
+// but I did feel like my ears were going to start bleeding when I tested it with my autoclicker.
+/obj/structure/desk_bell/speed_demon
+	desc = "The cornerstone of any customer service job. This one's been modified for hyper-performance."
+	ring_cooldown_length = 0
diff --git a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi
index b9804546f62..40862122940 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi and b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 3634ad03a8e..409de04578a 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -3715,6 +3715,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\paperwork\carbonpaper.dm"
 #include "code\modules\paperwork\clipboard.dm"
 #include "code\modules\paperwork\contract.dm"
+#include "code\modules\paperwork\desk_bell.dm"
 #include "code\modules\paperwork\filingcabinet.dm"
 #include "code\modules\paperwork\folders.dm"
 #include "code\modules\paperwork\folders_premade.dm"