diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..598884190bd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+/datum/round_event/brain_trauma/traumatize(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+
+	var/static/list/possible_traumas = list(
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/imaginary_friend,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/magic/poltergeist,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/magic/antimagic,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/magic/stalker,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/mild/phobia/ocky_icky,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/godwoken,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/bluespace_prophet,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/quantum_alignment,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/psychotic_brawling,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/tenacity,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/death_whispers,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/existential_crisis,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/beepsky,
+	)
+
+	H.gain_trauma(pick(possible_traumas),TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_SURGERY)
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 43a21d70f6b..0b62e0334d0 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -9567,6 +9567,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\scream_datums.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\species_screams.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\synth_emotes.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\events\brain_trauma.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\events\ev_roleplay_check.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\events\meteor_wave.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\events\pipe_carp.dm"