From 4fbb2e601c101ef406695c1c84eadddc60617c07 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: BurgerLUA <8602857+BurgerLUA@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Sat, 16 May 2026 20:28:45 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] Reworks the random brain trauma storyteller event to give you
 fun traumas, and makes them curable via basic brain surgery (#5513)

## About The Pull Request

Reworks the random brain trauma storyteller event to give you fun
traumas, and makes them curable via basic brain surgery

Current traumas:

- Imaginary Friend
- Poltergeist (Things are thrown at you).
- Antimagic (Magic immunity).
- Stalker (A thing only you can see slowly chases you and kills you).
- Ocky Icky phobia (A phobia that makes you scared of OOC terms).
- Godwoken (Random Voice of God stuff)
- Bluespace Prophet (Teleport between rifts that randomly show up).
- Quantum Alignment (An item you're holding will randomly return to you
at future dates).
- Psychotic Brawling (Your punches have a chance to REALLY hurt).
- Tenacity (You can't be put in hard crit or soft crit (but you can
still die), and you can't feel your injuries).
- Death Whispers (Small chance to hear deadchat).
- Existential Crisis (Randomy fade in and out of reality).
- Beepsky (Chased by a Beepsky unit only you can see)
-
## Why It's Good For The Game

Previous event had near impossible to cure traumas. This wasn't fun.
Also a lot of traumas were pretty bad.

## Proof Of Testing

Untested. If it compiles, it werks.

## Changelog

:cl: BurgerBB
balance: Reworks the random brain trauma storyteller event to give you
fun traumas, and makes them curable via basic brain surgery
---
 .../code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm       | 19 +++++++++++++++++++
 tgstation.dme                                 |  1 +
 2 files changed, 20 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm

diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..598884190bd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+/datum/round_event/brain_trauma/traumatize(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+
+	var/static/list/possible_traumas = list(
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/imaginary_friend,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/magic/poltergeist,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/magic/antimagic,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/magic/stalker,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/mild/phobia/ocky_icky,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/godwoken,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/bluespace_prophet,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/quantum_alignment,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/psychotic_brawling,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/tenacity,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/death_whispers,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/existential_crisis,
+		/datum/brain_trauma/special/beepsky,
+	)
+
+	H.gain_trauma(pick(possible_traumas),TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_SURGERY)
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 43a21d70f6b..0b62e0334d0 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -9567,6 +9567,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\scream_datums.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\species_screams.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\synth_emotes.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\events\brain_trauma.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\events\ev_roleplay_check.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\events\meteor_wave.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\events\pipe_carp.dm"