diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
index 03103ecf1bb..22a2849dfe2 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
 	if(swirlie)
 		user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
 		playsound(src.loc, "swing_hit", 25, 1)
-		swirlie.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slams the toilet seat onto [swirlie]'s head!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] slams the toilet seat onto [swirlie]'s head!</span>", "<span class='italics'>You hear reverberating porcelain.</span>")
+		swirlie.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slams the toilet seat onto [swirlie]'s head!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] slams the toilet seat onto your head!</span>", "<span class='italics'>You hear reverberating porcelain.</span>")
 		swirlie.adjustBruteLoss(5)
 		return
 
@@ -77,10 +77,10 @@
 					return
 				if(!swirlie)
 					if(open)
-						GM.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] starts to give [GM] a swirlie!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] starts to give [GM] a swirlie...</span>")
+						GM.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] starts to give [GM] a swirlie!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] starts to give you a swirlie...</span>")
 						swirlie = GM
 						if(do_after(user, 30, 0, target = src))
-							GM.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] gives [GM] a swirlie!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] gives [GM] a swirlie!</span>", "<span class='italics'>You hear a toilet flushing.</span>")
+							GM.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] gives [GM] a swirlie!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] gives you a swirlie!</span>", "<span class='italics'>You hear a toilet flushing.</span>")
 							if(iscarbon(GM))
 								var/mob/living/carbon/C = GM
 								if(!C.internal)
@@ -90,7 +90,7 @@
 						swirlie = null
 					else
 						playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/bang.ogg', 25, 1)
-						GM.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slams [GM.name] into [src]!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] slams [GM.name] into [src]!</span>")
+						GM.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slams [GM.name] into [src]!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] slams you into [src]!</span>")
 						GM.adjustBruteLoss(5)
 			else
 				user << "<span class='warning'>You need a tighter grip!</span>"
@@ -133,7 +133,7 @@
 					user << "<span class='notice'>[GM.name] needs to be on [src].</span>"
 					return
 				user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
-				user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slams [GM] into [src]!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You slam [GM] into [src]!</span>")
+				user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slams [GM] into [src]!</span>", "<span class='danger'>You slam [GM] into [src]!</span>")
 				GM.adjustBruteLoss(8)
 			else
 				user << "<span class='warning'>You need a tighter grip!</span>"