diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
index 31a72c2a65c..fe46f4e01b3 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
@@ -398,6 +398,13 @@ var/list/uplink_items = list()
 	cost = 5
 	excludefrom = list(/datum/game_mode/traitor/double_agents)
 
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/rad_laser
+	name = "Radioactive Microlaser"
+	desc = "A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapitate all but the most protected of humanoids. \
+	It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls how long the radiation delay is."
+	item = /obj/item/device/rad_laser
+	cost = 4
+
 /datum/uplink_item/device_tools/syndicate_detonator
 	name = "Syndicate Detonator"
 	desc = "The Syndicate Detonator is a companion device to the Syndicate Bomb. Simply press the included button and an encrypted radio frequency will instruct all live syndicate bombs to detonate. \
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/Sleeper.dm b/code/game/machinery/Sleeper.dm
index 31a6bcab760..83c900bee2f 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/Sleeper.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/Sleeper.dm
@@ -87,21 +87,21 @@
 		if(1.0)
 			for(var/atom/movable/A in src)
 				A.loc = loc
-				ex_act(severity)
+				A.ex_act(severity)
 			qdel(src)
 			return
 		if(2.0)
 			if(prob(50))
 				for(var/atom/movable/A in src)
 					A.loc = loc
-					ex_act(severity)
+					A.ex_act(severity)
 				qdel(src)
 				return
 		if(3.0)
 			if(prob(25))
 				for(var/atom/movable/A in src)
 					A.loc = loc
-					ex_act(severity)
+					A.ex_act(severity)
 				qdel(src)
 
 
@@ -131,11 +131,6 @@
 	..()
 	open_machine()
 
-/obj/machinery/sleeper/Destroy()
-	var/turf/T = loc
-	T.contents += contents
-	..()
-
 /obj/machinery/sleeper/attack_hand(mob/user)
 	if(..())
 		return
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/machinery.dm b/code/game/machinery/machinery.dm
index 2f5cb7d54b6..f5612c6aef8 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/machinery.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/machinery.dm
@@ -116,6 +116,8 @@ Class Procs:
 
 /obj/machinery/Destroy()
 	machines.Remove(src)
+	if(occupant)
+		open_machine()
 	..()
 
 /obj/machinery/process()//If you dont use process or power why are you here
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm
index 695fd3105aa..eb5a33d17d3 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ Miscellaneous traitor devices
 
 BATTERER
 
+RADIOACTIVE MICROLASER
 
 */
 
@@ -56,6 +57,90 @@ effective or pretty fucking useless.
 	if(times_used >= max_uses)
 		icon_state = "battererburnt"
 
+/*
+		The radioactive microlaser, a device disguised as a health analyzer used to irradiate people.
 
+		The strength of the radiation is determined by the 'intensity' setting, while the delay between
+	the scan and the irradiation kicking in is determined by the wavelength.
 
+		Each scan will cause the microlaser to have a brief cooldown period. Higher intensity will increase
+	the cooldown, while higher wavelength will decrease it.
 
+		Wavelength is also slightly increased by the intensity as well.
+*/
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser
+	name = "health analyzer"
+	icon_state = "health"
+	item_state = "analyzer"
+	desc = "A hand-held body scanner able to distinguish vital signs of the subject. A strange microlaser is hooked on to the scanning end."
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
+	throwforce = 3
+	w_class = 1.0
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 7
+	m_amt = 400
+	origin_tech = "magnets=3;biotech=5;syndicate=3"
+	var/intensity = 5 // how much damage the radiation does
+	var/wavelength = 10 // time it takes for the radiation to kick in, in seconds
+	var/used = 0 // is it cooling down?
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser/attack(mob/living/M as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
+	if(!used)
+		..()
+		user.visible_message(text("<span class='notice'>[] has analyzed []'s vitals.</span>", user, M))
+		var/cooldown = round(max(100,(((intensity*8)-(wavelength/2))+(intensity*2))*10))
+		used = 1
+		icon_state = "health1"
+		handle_cooldown(cooldown) // splits off to handle the cooldown while handling wavelength
+		spawn((wavelength+(intensity*4))*10)
+			if(M)
+				if(intensity >= 5)
+					M.apply_effect(round(intensity/1.5), PARALYZE)
+				M.apply_effect(intensity*10, IRRADIATE)
+	else
+		user << "<span class='danger'>The radioactive microlaser is still recharging.</span>"
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser/proc/handle_cooldown(var/cooldown)
+	spawn(cooldown)
+		used = 0
+		icon_state = "health"
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	..()
+	interact(user)
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser/interact(mob/user as mob)
+	user.set_machine(src)
+
+	var/cooldown = round(max(10,((intensity*8)-(wavelength/2))+(intensity*2)))
+	var/dat = {"
+	Radiation Intensity: <A href='?src=\ref[src];radint=-5'>-</A><A href='?src=\ref[src];radint=-1'>-</A> [intensity] <A href='?src=\ref[src];radint=1'>+</A><A href='?src=\ref[src];radint=5'>+</A><BR>
+	Radiation Wavelength: <A href='?src=\ref[src];radwav=-5'>-</A><A href='?src=\ref[src];radwav=-1'>-</A> [(wavelength+(intensity*4))] <A href='?src=\ref[src];radwav=1'>+</A><A href='?src=\ref[src];radwav=5'>+</A><BR>
+	Laser Cooldown: [cooldown] Seconds<BR>
+	"}
+
+	var/datum/browser/popup = new(user, "radlaser", "Radioactive Microlaser Interface", 400, 240)
+	popup.set_content(dat)
+	popup.open()
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser/Topic(href, href_list)
+	if(!usr.canUseTopic(src))
+		return 1
+
+	usr.set_machine(src)
+
+	if(href_list["radint"])
+		var/amount = text2num(href_list["radint"])
+		amount += intensity
+		intensity = max(1,(min(10,amount)))
+
+	else if(href_list["radwav"])
+		var/amount = text2num(href_list["radwav"])
+		amount += wavelength
+		wavelength = max(1,(min(120,amount)))
+
+	updateUsrDialog()
+	add_fingerprint(usr)
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
index 79ccd28eec3..b22febb5900 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
@@ -521,6 +521,8 @@
 
 	if(istype(mover) && mover.checkpass(PASSTABLE))
 		return 1
+	if(locate(/obj/structure/table) in get_turf(mover))
+		return 1
 	else
 		return 0
 
@@ -559,16 +561,16 @@
 	if (istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/wrench))
 		table_destroy(2, user)
 		return
-	
+
 	if (istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/storage/bag/tray))
 		var/obj/item/weapon/storage/bag/tray/T = I
 		if(T.contents.len > 0) // If the tray isn't empty
 			var/list/obj/item/oldContents = T.contents.Copy()
 			T.quick_empty()
-			
+
 			for(var/obj/item/C in oldContents)
 				C.loc = src.loc
-			
+
 			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] empties [I] on [src].</span>")
 			return
 		// If the tray IS empty, continue on (tray will be placed on the table like other items)
diff --git a/config/admins.txt b/config/admins.txt
index c367783a872..e8a1826da82 100644
--- a/config/admins.txt
+++ b/config/admins.txt
@@ -59,4 +59,5 @@ hornygranny = Game Master
 yota = Game Master
 firecage = Game Master
 donkieyo = Game Master
-argoneus = Game Master
\ No newline at end of file
+argoneus = Game Master
+paprka = Game Master
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/icons/obj/device.dmi b/icons/obj/device.dmi
index 1e3090a1c63..db879f05ce4 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/device.dmi and b/icons/obj/device.dmi differ