diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/quirks.dm b/code/__DEFINES/quirks.dm
index 290fed93c95..17b39898969 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/quirks.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/quirks.dm
@@ -12,3 +12,7 @@
 #define QUIRK_CHANGES_APPEARANCE (1<<2)
 /// The only thing this quirk effects is mood so it should be disabled if mood is
 #define QUIRK_MOODLET_BASED (1<<3)
+
+//BUBBER EDIT ADDITION - Slime specific traits
+/// This quirk can only be applied to roundstartslimes
+#define QUIRK_SLIMEPERSON_ONLY (1<<4)
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/~~bubber_defines/traits.dm b/code/__DEFINES/~~bubber_defines/traits.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..ec675566419
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/~~bubber_defines/traits.dm
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+#define TRAIT_HYDROPHILIC "hydrophilic"
diff --git a/code/datums/quirks/_quirk.dm b/code/datums/quirks/_quirk.dm
index 85885e62127..21ad4d51501 100644
--- a/code/datums/quirks/_quirk.dm
+++ b/code/datums/quirks/_quirk.dm
@@ -61,6 +61,11 @@
 	if((quirk_flags & QUIRK_HUMAN_ONLY) && !ishuman(new_holder))
 		CRASH("Human only quirk attempted to be added to non-human mob.")
 
+	//BUBBER EDIT ADDITION - Slime-specific quirk check
+	if(quirk_flags & QUIRK_SLIMEPERSON_ONLY && !isroundstartslime(new_holder)) //I don't think we want this quirk on non-slimes.
+		CRASH("Slime-only quirk attempted to be added to a non-slimeperson.")
+	//BUBBER EDIT END
+
 	if(new_holder.has_quirk(type))
 		CRASH("Quirk attempted to be added to mob which already had this quirk.")
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
index c4cff0d1b1a..e10086da4bf 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
@@ -253,6 +253,11 @@
 /datum/reagent/water/expose_mob(mob/living/exposed_mob, methods=TOUCH, reac_volume)//Splashing people with water can help put them out!
 	. = ..()
 	if(methods & TOUCH)
+		if(HAS_TRAIT(exposed_mob, TRAIT_HYDROPHILIC)) //BUBBER EDIT - Hydrophilic trait
+			exposed_mob.blood_volume = max(exposed_mob.blood_volume - 30, 0) //So we don't end up with slimes going to -2535% blood.
+			to_chat(exposed_mob, span_warning("The water causes you to melt away!"))
+			return
+
 		exposed_mob.extinguish_mob() // extinguish removes all fire stacks
 	if(methods & VAPOR)
 		if(!isfeline(exposed_mob)) // SKYRAT EDIT - Feline trait :)
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/datums/bubber_quirks/hydrophilic.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/datums/bubber_quirks/hydrophilic.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..31c6443f7db
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/datums/bubber_quirks/hydrophilic.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+/datum/quirk/hydrophilic
+	name = "Hydrophilic"
+	desc = "Your molecules are highly hydrophilic - or, in layman's terms, dissolve very well in water."
+	icon = "bug" // I can't be asked to make an icon for this, my spritework sucks.
+	value = 0 //Neutral quirk for RP stuff. I don't know TGUI so I can't make it whitelisted.
+	quirk_flags = QUIRK_HUMAN_ONLY|QUIRK_MOODLET_BASED|QUIRK_SLIMEPERSON_ONLY
+	gain_text = "<span class='danger'>You have a feeling you should stay away from water...</span>"
+	lose_text = "<span class='notice'>Somehow, you feel as if water is no longer dangerous.</span>"
+	medical_record_text = "Patient scans indicate extreme hydrophilicity."
+	hardcore_value = 0
+	mob_trait = TRAIT_HYDROPHILIC
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 81fb1099a00..0642ff381dd 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -384,6 +384,7 @@
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~skyrat_defines\_HELPERS\atmos_mapping_helpers.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~skyrat_defines\_HELPERS\lighting.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~~bubber_defines\access.dm"
+#include "code\__DEFINES\~~bubber_defines\traits.dm"
 #include "code\__HELPERS\_auxtools_api.dm"
 #include "code\__HELPERS\_lists.dm"
 #include "code\__HELPERS\_planes.dm"
@@ -6539,6 +6540,7 @@
 #include "modular_skyrat\modules\xenos_skyrat_redo\code\xeno_types\spitter.dm"
 #include "modular_skyrat\modules\xenos_skyrat_redo\code\xeno_types\warrior.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\datums\ert.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\datums\bubber_quirks\hydrophilic.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\datums\id_trim\jobs.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\area\areas\station.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\effects\landmarks.dm"