diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm b/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm
index 206536abb4a..3e515d4471b 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm
@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@
 #define PARALYZE	"paralize"
 #define IRRADIATE	"irradiate"
 #define STUTTER		"stutter"
+#define SLUR 		"slur"
 #define EYE_BLUR	"eye_blur"
 #define DROWSY		"drowsy"
 #define JITTER		"jitter"
diff --git a/code/modules/flufftext/TextFilters.dm b/code/modules/flufftext/TextFilters.dm
index aa1d40b81b2..64a0ea5e688 100644
--- a/code/modules/flufftext/TextFilters.dm
+++ b/code/modules/flufftext/TextFilters.dm
@@ -1,28 +1,6 @@
 //This file was auto-corrected by findeclaration.exe on 25.5.2012 20:42:32
 
-proc/Intoxicated(phrase)
-	phrase = html_decode(phrase)
-	var/leng=lentext(phrase)
-	var/counter=lentext(phrase)
-	var/newphrase=""
-	var/newletter=""
-	while(counter>=1)
-		newletter=copytext(phrase,(leng-counter)+1,(leng-counter)+2)
-		if(rand(1,3)==3)
-			if(lowertext(newletter)=="o")	newletter="u"
-			if(lowertext(newletter)=="s")	newletter="ch"
-			if(lowertext(newletter)=="a")	newletter="ah"
-			if(lowertext(newletter)=="c")	newletter="k"
-		switch(rand(1,7))
-			if(1,3,5,8)	newletter="[lowertext(newletter)]"
-			if(2,4,6,15)	newletter="[uppertext(newletter)]"
-			if(7)	newletter+="'"
-			//if(9,10)	newletter="<b>[newletter]</b>"
-			//if(11,12)	newletter="<big>[newletter]</big>"
-			//if(13)	newletter="<small>[newletter]</small>"
-		newphrase+="[newletter]";counter-=1
-	return newphrase
-
+//is this shit even used at all
 proc/NewStutter(phrase,stunned)
 	phrase = html_decode(phrase)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index a6477d24f93..1f4727b67cb 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -529,6 +529,9 @@
 		if(stuttering)
 			stuttering = max(stuttering-1, 0)
 
+		if(slurring)
+			slurring = max(slurring-1,0)
+
 		if(silent)
 			silent = max(silent-1, 0)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
index aa2ce1fb29b..d8c040f394e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,8 @@
 	var/ending = copytext(text, length(text))
 	if (src.stuttering)
 		return "stammers, \"[text]\"";
+	if(src.slurring)
+		return "slurs, \"[text]\"";
 	if(isliving(src))
 		var/mob/living/L = src
 		if (L.getBrainLoss() >= 60)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
index f94e95160da..e68d1be4cdf 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
@@ -261,6 +261,9 @@ var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
 	if(stuttering)
 		message = stutter(message)
 
+	if(slurring)
+		message = slur(message)
+
 	message = capitalize(message)
 
 	return message
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
index 94b6d8b68f1..6a4aa3f319f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
@@ -52,6 +52,7 @@
 	var/ear_deaf = 0		//Carbon
 	var/ear_damage = 0		//Carbon
 	var/stuttering = null	//Carbon
+	var/slurring = 0		//Carbon
 	var/real_name = null
 	var/bhunger = 0			//Carbon
 	var/ajourn = 0
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm
index e4b923b5ea9..0a516b0d32e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm
@@ -203,6 +203,31 @@ proc/isorgan(A)
 		p++
 	return sanitize(t)
 
+proc/slur(n)
+	var/phrase = html_decode(n)
+	var/leng = lentext(phrase)
+	var/counter=lentext(phrase)
+	var/newphrase=""
+	var/newletter=""
+	while(counter>=1)
+		newletter=copytext(phrase,(leng-counter)+1,(leng-counter)+2)
+		if(rand(1,3)==3)
+			if(lowertext(newletter)=="o")	newletter="u"
+			if(lowertext(newletter)=="s")	newletter="ch"
+			if(lowertext(newletter)=="a")	newletter="ah"
+			if(lowertext(newletter)=="u")	newletter="oo"
+			if(lowertext(newletter)=="c")	newletter="k"
+		if(rand(1,20)==20)
+			if(newletter==" ")	newletter="...huuuhhh..."
+			if(newletter==".")	newletter=" *BURP*."
+		switch(rand(1,17))
+			if(1,3,5,8)	newletter="[lowertext(newletter)]"
+			if(2,4,6,15)	newletter="[uppertext(newletter)]"
+			if(7)	newletter+="'"
+			if(16)	newletter+="[newletter]"
+			if(17)	newletter+="[newletter][newletter]"
+		newphrase+="[newletter]";counter-=1
+	return newphrase
 
 /proc/stutter(n)
 	var/te = html_decode(n)
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile.dm
index 0de1e2fe156..bf61095ee95 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile.dm
@@ -33,6 +33,7 @@
 	var/paralyze = 0
 	var/irradiate = 0
 	var/stutter = 0
+	var/slur = 0
 	var/eyeblur = 0
 	var/drowsy = 0
 	var/stamina = 0
@@ -59,7 +60,7 @@
 	if(isanimal(target))	return 0
 	var/mob/living/L = target
 	L.on_hit(type)
-	return L.apply_effects(stun, weaken, paralyze, irradiate, stutter, eyeblur, drowsy, blocked, stamina, jitter)
+	return L.apply_effects(stun, weaken, paralyze, irradiate, stutter, slur, eyeblur, drowsy, blocked, stamina, jitter)
 
 /obj/item/projectile/proc/vol_by_damage()
 	if(src.damage)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Goon-Medicine.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Goon-Medicine.dm
index 07eaac83468..10af58d2f2b 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Goon-Medicine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Goon-Medicine.dm
@@ -762,7 +762,7 @@ datum/reagent/antihol
 datum/reagent/antihol/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 	M.dizziness = 0
 	M.drowsyness = 0
-	M.stuttering = 0
+	M.slurring = 0
 	M.confused = 0
 	M.reagents.remove_reagent("ethanol", 8)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(-0.2*REM)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Drink-Reagents/Alcohols.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Drink-Reagents/Alcohols.dm
index 719f217191e..3845d2a5b76 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Drink-Reagents/Alcohols.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Drink-Reagents/Alcohols.dm
@@ -27,8 +27,8 @@ datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 	data++
 	M.jitteriness = max(M.jitteriness-5,0)
 	if(data >= boozepwr)
-		if (!M.stuttering) M.stuttering = 1
-		M.stuttering += 4
+		if (!M.slurring) M.slurring = 1
+		M.slurring += 4
 		M.Dizzy(5)
 	if(data >= boozepwr*2.5 && prob(33))
 		if (!M.confused) M.confused = 1
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Drink-Reagents/Drinks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Drink-Reagents/Drinks.dm
index 978390a256a..d7ae0aa1ab9 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Drink-Reagents/Drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Drink-Reagents/Drinks.dm
@@ -412,9 +412,9 @@ datum/reagent/consumable/atomicbomb/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 	M.druggy = max(M.druggy, 50)
 	M.confused = max(M.confused+2,0)
 	M.Dizzy(10)
-	if (!M.stuttering)
-		M.stuttering = 1
-	M.stuttering += 3
+	if (!M.slurring)
+		M.slurring = 1
+	M.slurring += 3
 	if(!data)
 		data = 1
 	data++
@@ -439,9 +439,9 @@ datum/reagent/consumable/gargle_blaster/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 	data++
 	M.dizziness +=6
 	if(data >= 15 && data <45)
-		if (!M.stuttering)
-			M.stuttering = 1
-		M.stuttering += 3
+		if (!M.slurring)
+			M.slurring = 1
+		M.slurring += 3
 	else if(data >= 45 && prob(50) && data <55)
 		M.confused = max(M.confused+3,0)
 	else if(data >=55)
@@ -464,9 +464,9 @@ datum/reagent/consumable/neurotoxin/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/carbon/M as mob)
 	data++
 	M.dizziness +=6
 	if(data >= 15 && data <45)
-		if (!M.stuttering)
-			M.stuttering = 1
-		M.stuttering += 3
+		if (!M.slurring)
+			M.slurring = 1
+		M.slurring += 3
 	else if(data >= 45 && prob(50) && data <55)
 		M.confused = max(M.confused+3,0)
 	else if(data >=55)
@@ -491,23 +491,23 @@ datum/reagent/consumable/hippies_delight/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 	data++
 	switch(data)
 		if(1 to 5)
-			if (!M.stuttering) M.stuttering = 1
+			if (!M.slurring) M.slurring = 1
 			M.Dizzy(10)
 			if(prob(10)) M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 		if(5 to 10)
-			if (!M.stuttering) M.stuttering = 1
+			if (!M.slurring) M.slurring = 1
 			M.Jitter(20)
 			M.Dizzy(20)
 			M.druggy = max(M.druggy, 45)
 			if(prob(20)) M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 		if (10 to 200)
-			if (!M.stuttering) M.stuttering = 1
+			if (!M.slurring) M.slurring = 1
 			M.Jitter(40)
 			M.Dizzy(40)
 			M.druggy = max(M.druggy, 60)
 			if(prob(30)) M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 		if(200 to INFINITY)
-			if (!M.stuttering) M.stuttering = 1
+			if (!M.slurring) M.slurring = 1
 			M.Jitter(60)
 			M.Dizzy(60)
 			M.druggy = max(M.druggy, 75)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Food-Reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Food-Reagents.dm
index e5109c8f07b..0d3e37d4d6b 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Food-Reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Consumable-Reagents/Food-Reagents.dm
@@ -268,22 +268,22 @@ datum/reagent/mushroomhallucinogen/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 		data = 1
 	switch(data)
 		if(1 to 5)
-			if (!M.stuttering)
-				M.stuttering = 1
+			if (!M.slurring)
+				M.slurring = 1
 			M.Dizzy(5)
 			if(prob(10))
 				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 		if(5 to 10)
-			if (!M.stuttering)
-				M.stuttering = 1
+			if (!M.slurring)
+				M.slurring = 1
 			M.Jitter(10)
 			M.Dizzy(10)
 			M.druggy = max(M.druggy, 35)
 			if(prob(20))
 				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 		if (10 to INFINITY)
-			if (!M.stuttering)
-				M.stuttering = 1
+			if (!M.slurring)
+				M.slurring = 1
 			M.Jitter(20)
 			M.Dizzy(20)
 			M.druggy = max(M.druggy, 40)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Medicine-Reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Medicine-Reagents.dm
index 7021ad69946..2fc73900f9a 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Medicine-Reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Medicine-Reagents.dm
@@ -67,6 +67,7 @@ datum/reagent/medicine/adminordrazine/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/carbon/M as mob
 	M.dizziness = 0
 	M.drowsyness = 0
 	M.stuttering = 0
+	M.slurring = 0
 	M.confused = 0
 	M.sleeping = 0
 	M.jitteriness = 0