diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
index 31a72c2a65c..fe46f4e01b3 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
@@ -398,6 +398,13 @@ var/list/uplink_items = list()
 	cost = 5
 	excludefrom = list(/datum/game_mode/traitor/double_agents)
 
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/rad_laser
+	name = "Radioactive Microlaser"
+	desc = "A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapitate all but the most protected of humanoids. \
+	It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls how long the radiation delay is."
+	item = /obj/item/device/rad_laser
+	cost = 4
+
 /datum/uplink_item/device_tools/syndicate_detonator
 	name = "Syndicate Detonator"
 	desc = "The Syndicate Detonator is a companion device to the Syndicate Bomb. Simply press the included button and an encrypted radio frequency will instruct all live syndicate bombs to detonate. \
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm
index 695fd3105aa..eb5a33d17d3 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ Miscellaneous traitor devices
 
 BATTERER
 
+RADIOACTIVE MICROLASER
 
 */
 
@@ -56,6 +57,90 @@ effective or pretty fucking useless.
 	if(times_used >= max_uses)
 		icon_state = "battererburnt"
 
+/*
+		The radioactive microlaser, a device disguised as a health analyzer used to irradiate people.
 
+		The strength of the radiation is determined by the 'intensity' setting, while the delay between
+	the scan and the irradiation kicking in is determined by the wavelength.
 
+		Each scan will cause the microlaser to have a brief cooldown period. Higher intensity will increase
+	the cooldown, while higher wavelength will decrease it.
 
+		Wavelength is also slightly increased by the intensity as well.
+*/
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser
+	name = "health analyzer"
+	icon_state = "health"
+	item_state = "analyzer"
+	desc = "A hand-held body scanner able to distinguish vital signs of the subject. A strange microlaser is hooked on to the scanning end."
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
+	throwforce = 3
+	w_class = 1.0
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 7
+	m_amt = 400
+	origin_tech = "magnets=3;biotech=5;syndicate=3"
+	var/intensity = 5 // how much damage the radiation does
+	var/wavelength = 10 // time it takes for the radiation to kick in, in seconds
+	var/used = 0 // is it cooling down?
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser/attack(mob/living/M as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
+	if(!used)
+		..()
+		user.visible_message(text("<span class='notice'>[] has analyzed []'s vitals.</span>", user, M))
+		var/cooldown = round(max(100,(((intensity*8)-(wavelength/2))+(intensity*2))*10))
+		used = 1
+		icon_state = "health1"
+		handle_cooldown(cooldown) // splits off to handle the cooldown while handling wavelength
+		spawn((wavelength+(intensity*4))*10)
+			if(M)
+				if(intensity >= 5)
+					M.apply_effect(round(intensity/1.5), PARALYZE)
+				M.apply_effect(intensity*10, IRRADIATE)
+	else
+		user << "<span class='danger'>The radioactive microlaser is still recharging.</span>"
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser/proc/handle_cooldown(var/cooldown)
+	spawn(cooldown)
+		used = 0
+		icon_state = "health"
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	..()
+	interact(user)
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser/interact(mob/user as mob)
+	user.set_machine(src)
+
+	var/cooldown = round(max(10,((intensity*8)-(wavelength/2))+(intensity*2)))
+	var/dat = {"
+	Radiation Intensity: <A href='?src=\ref[src];radint=-5'>-</A><A href='?src=\ref[src];radint=-1'>-</A> [intensity] <A href='?src=\ref[src];radint=1'>+</A><A href='?src=\ref[src];radint=5'>+</A><BR>
+	Radiation Wavelength: <A href='?src=\ref[src];radwav=-5'>-</A><A href='?src=\ref[src];radwav=-1'>-</A> [(wavelength+(intensity*4))] <A href='?src=\ref[src];radwav=1'>+</A><A href='?src=\ref[src];radwav=5'>+</A><BR>
+	Laser Cooldown: [cooldown] Seconds<BR>
+	"}
+
+	var/datum/browser/popup = new(user, "radlaser", "Radioactive Microlaser Interface", 400, 240)
+	popup.set_content(dat)
+	popup.open()
+
+/obj/item/device/rad_laser/Topic(href, href_list)
+	if(!usr.canUseTopic(src))
+		return 1
+
+	usr.set_machine(src)
+
+	if(href_list["radint"])
+		var/amount = text2num(href_list["radint"])
+		amount += intensity
+		intensity = max(1,(min(10,amount)))
+
+	else if(href_list["radwav"])
+		var/amount = text2num(href_list["radwav"])
+		amount += wavelength
+		wavelength = max(1,(min(120,amount)))
+
+	updateUsrDialog()
+	add_fingerprint(usr)
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/icons/obj/device.dmi b/icons/obj/device.dmi
index 1e3090a1c63..db879f05ce4 100644
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