diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/cinematics.dm b/code/__DEFINES/cinematics.dm
index 6d85c45f1bc..f994dc82a4b 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/cinematics.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/cinematics.dm
@@ -11,3 +11,4 @@
 #define CINEMATIC_NUKE_FAR 11
 #define CINEMATIC_NUKE_CLOWNOP 12
 #define CINEMATIC_CULT_NUKE 13
+#define CINEMATIC_CULT_FAIL 14
diff --git a/code/datums/cinematic.dm b/code/datums/cinematic.dm
index ed1b7d670ff..e26f8fba2cf 100644
--- a/code/datums/cinematic.dm
+++ b/code/datums/cinematic.dm
@@ -203,6 +203,20 @@
 	special()
 	screen.icon_state = "summary_cult"
 
+/datum/cinematic/cult_fail
+	id = CINEMATIC_CULT_FAIL
+
+/datum/cinematic/cult_fail/content()
+	screen.icon_state = "station_intact"
+	sleep(20)
+	cinematic_sound(sound('sound/creatures/narsie_rises.ogg'))
+	sleep(60)
+	cinematic_sound(sound('sound/effects/explosion_distant.ogg'))
+	sleep(10)
+	cinematic_sound(sound('sound/magic/demon_dies.ogg'))
+	sleep(30)
+	special()
+
 /datum/cinematic/nuke_annihilation
 	id = CINEMATIC_ANNIHILATION
 
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/cult/cult.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/cult/cult.dm
index f569bbfe09c..26483160071 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/cult/cult.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/cult/cult.dm
@@ -1,4 +1,7 @@
 #define SUMMON_POSSIBILITIES 3
+#define CULT_VICTORY 1
+#define CULT_LOSS 0
+#define CULT_NARSIE_KILLED -1
 
 /datum/antagonist/cult
 	name = "Cultist"
@@ -351,6 +354,7 @@
 
 /datum/objective/eldergod
 	var/summoned = FALSE
+	var/killed = FALSE
 	var/list/summon_spots = list()
 
 /datum/objective/eldergod/New()
@@ -367,18 +371,25 @@
 	explanation_text = "Summon Nar'Sie by invoking the rune 'Summon Nar'Sie'. <b>The summoning can only be accomplished in [english_list(summon_spots)] - where the veil is weak enough for the ritual to begin.</b>"
 
 /datum/objective/eldergod/check_completion()
+	if(killed)
+		return CULT_NARSIE_KILLED // You failed so hard that even the code went backwards.
 	return summoned || completed
 
 /datum/team/cult/proc/check_cult_victory()
 	for(var/datum/objective/O in objectives)
-		if(!O.check_completion())
-			return FALSE
-	return TRUE
+		if(O.check_completion() == CULT_NARSIE_KILLED)
+			return CULT_NARSIE_KILLED
+		else if(!O.check_completion())
+			return CULT_LOSS
+	return CULT_VICTORY
 
 /datum/team/cult/roundend_report()
 	var/list/parts = list()
+	var/victory = check_cult_victory()
 
-	if(check_cult_victory())
+	if(victory == CULT_NARSIE_KILLED) // Epic failure, you summoned your god and then someone killed it.
+		parts += "<span class='redtext big'>Nar'sie has been killed! The cult will haunt the universe no longer!</span>"
+	else if(victory)
 		parts += "<span class='greentext big'>The cult has succeeded! Nar'Sie has snuffed out another torch in the void!</span>"
 	else
 		parts += "<span class='redtext big'>The staff managed to stop the cult! Dark words and heresy are no match for Nanotrasen's finest!</span>"
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/narsie.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/narsie.dm
index 8de860dd0fe..2a4cd291ed7 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/narsie.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/narsie.dm
@@ -66,34 +66,68 @@
 		if(player.stat != DEAD && player.loc && is_station_level(player.loc.z) && !iscultist(player) && !isanimal(player))
 			souls_needed[player] = TRUE
 	soul_goal = round(1 + LAZYLEN(souls_needed) * 0.75)
-	INVOKE_ASYNC(src, .proc/begin_the_end)
+	INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/begin_the_end)
 
-/obj/singularity/narsie/large/cult/proc/begin_the_end()
+/proc/begin_the_end()
 	sleep(50)
+	if(QDELETED(GLOB.cult_narsie)) // uno
+		priority_announce("Status report? We detected a anomaly, but it disappeared almost immediately.","Central Command Higher Dimensional Affairs", 'sound/misc/notice1.ogg')
+		GLOB.cult_narsie = null
+		sleep(20)
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/cult_ending_helper, 2)
+		return
 	priority_announce("An acausal dimensional event has been detected in your sector. Event has been flagged EXTINCTION-CLASS. Directing all available assets toward simulating solutions. SOLUTION ETA: 60 SECONDS.","Central Command Higher Dimensional Affairs", 'sound/misc/airraid.ogg')
 	sleep(500)
+	if(QDELETED(GLOB.cult_narsie)) // dos
+		priority_announce("Simulations aborted, sensors report that the acasual event is normalizing. Good work, crew.","Central Command Higher Dimensional Affairs", 'sound/misc/notice1.ogg')
+		GLOB.cult_narsie = null
+		sleep(20)
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/cult_ending_helper, 2)
+		return
 	priority_announce("Simulations on acausal dimensional event complete. Deploying solution package now. Deployment ETA: ONE MINUTE. ","Central Command Higher Dimensional Affairs")
 	sleep(50)
 	set_security_level("delta")
-	SSshuttle.registerHostileEnvironment(src)
+	SSshuttle.registerHostileEnvironment(GLOB.cult_narsie)
 	SSshuttle.lockdown = TRUE
 	sleep(600)
-	if(resolved == FALSE)
-		resolved = TRUE
+	if(QDELETED(GLOB.cult_narsie)) // tres
+		priority_announce("Normalization detected! Abort the solution package!","Central Command Higher Dimensional Affairs", 'sound/misc/notice1.ogg')
+		GLOB.cult_narsie = null
+		sleep(20)
+		set_security_level("red")
+		SSshuttle.clearHostileEnvironment()
+		SSshuttle.lockdown = FALSE
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/cult_ending_helper, 2)
+		return
+	if(GLOB.cult_narsie.resolved == FALSE)
+		GLOB.cult_narsie.resolved = TRUE
 		sound_to_playing_players('sound/machines/alarm.ogg')
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/cult_ending_helper), 120)
 
 /obj/singularity/narsie/large/cult/Destroy()
-	GLOB.cult_narsie = null
+	send_to_playing_players("<span class='narsie'>\"<b>[pick("Nooooo...", "Not die. How-", "Die. Mort-", "Sas tyen re-")]\"</b></span>")
+	sound_to_playing_players('sound/magic/demon_dies.ogg', 50)
+	var/list/all_cults = list()
+	for(var/datum/antagonist/cult/C in GLOB.antagonists)
+		if(!C.owner)
+			continue
+		all_cults |= C.cult_team
+	for(var/datum/team/cult/T in all_cults)
+		var/datum/objective/eldergod/summon_objective = locate() in T.objectives
+		if(summon_objective)
+			summon_objective.summoned = FALSE
+			summon_objective.killed = TRUE
 	return ..()
 
 /proc/ending_helper()
 	SSticker.force_ending = 1
 
-/proc/cult_ending_helper(var/no_explosion = 0)
-	if(no_explosion)
+/proc/cult_ending_helper(var/ending_type = 0)
+	if(ending_type == 2) //narsie fukkin died
+		Cinematic(CINEMATIC_CULT_FAIL,world,CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC,/proc/ending_helper))
+	else if(ending_type) //no explosion
 		Cinematic(CINEMATIC_CULT,world,CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC,/proc/ending_helper))
-	else
+	else // explosion
 		Cinematic(CINEMATIC_CULT_NUKE,world,CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC,/proc/ending_helper))
 
 //ATTACK GHOST IGNORING PARENT RETURN VALUE