diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/flags.dm b/code/__DEFINES/flags.dm
index ba816ade982..bcdef181b1e 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/flags.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/flags.dm
@@ -35,6 +35,8 @@
 #define NO_EMP_WIRES "no_emp_wires"
 #define HOLOGRAM "hologram"
 #define FROZEN "frozen"
+#define STATIONLOVING "stationloving"
+#define INFORM_ADMINS_ON_RELOCATE "inform_admins_on_relocate"
 
 //turf-only flags
 #define NOJAUNT		1
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm b/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
index 78b70bc4c7b..83e4d4e5505 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
@@ -392,4 +392,4 @@ var/global/list/ghost_others_options = list(GHOST_OTHERS_SIMPLE, GHOST_OTHERS_DE
 #define TURF_DECAL_DIRT "dirt"
 
 //Error handler defines
-#define ERROR_USEFUL_LEN 2
\ No newline at end of file
+#define ERROR_USEFUL_LEN 2
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/inbounds.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/inbounds.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..d43a2d6074e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/inbounds.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+var/datum/controller/subsystem/objects/SSinbounds
+/datum/controller/subsystem/inbounds
+	name = "Inbounds"
+	priority = 40
+	flags = SS_NO_INIT
+
+	var/list/processing = list()
+	var/list/currentrun = list()
+
+/datum/controller/subsystem/inbounds/New()
+	NEW_SS_GLOBAL(SSinbounds)
+/datum/controller/subsystem/inbounds/stat_entry()
+	..("P:[processing.len]")
+
+/datum/controller/subsystem/inbounds/fire(resumed = 0)
+	if (!resumed)
+		src.currentrun = processing.Copy()
+	//cache for sanic speed (lists are references anyways)
+	var/list/currentrun = src.currentrun
+
+	while(currentrun.len)
+		var/atom/movable/thing = currentrun[currentrun.len]
+		currentrun.len--
+		if(thing)
+			thing.check_in_bounds(wait)
+		else
+			SSinbounds.processing -= thing
+		if(MC_TICK_CHECK)
+			return
+
+/datum/controller/subsystem/inbounds/Recover()
+	processing = SSinbounds.processing
diff --git a/code/game/atoms_movable.dm b/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
index cfc699d3070..ed07b8a77e7 100644
--- a/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
+++ b/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
@@ -101,7 +101,26 @@
 		orbiting.Check()
 	return 1
 
-/atom/movable/Destroy()
+/atom/movable/Destroy(force)
+	var/inform_admins = HAS_SECONDARY_FLAG(src, INFORM_ADMINS_ON_RELOCATE)
+	var/stationloving = HAS_SECONDARY_FLAG(src, STATIONLOVING)
+
+	if(inform_admins && force)
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+		message_admins("[src] has been !!force deleted!! in [ADMIN_COORDJMP(T)].")
+		log_game("[src] has been !!force deleted!! in [COORD(T)].")
+
+	if(stationloving && !force)
+		var/turf/currentturf = get_turf(src)
+		var/turf/targetturf = relocate()
+		log_game("[src] has been destroyed in [COORD(currentturf)]. Moving it to [COORD(targetturf)].")
+		if(inform_admins)
+			message_admins("[src] has been destroyed in [ADMIN_COORDJMP(currentturf)]. Moving it to [ADMIN_COORDJMP(targetturf)].")
+		return QDEL_HINT_LETMELIVE
+
+	if(stationloving && force)
+		STOP_PROCESSING(SSinbounds, src)
+
 	. = ..()
 	if(loc)
 		loc.handle_atom_del(src)
@@ -420,3 +439,78 @@
 	else if (!on && floating)
 		animate(src, pixel_y = initial(pixel_y), time = 10)
 		floating = FALSE
+
+/* Stationloving
+*
+* A stationloving atom will always teleport back to the station
+* if it ever leaves the station z-levels or Centcom. It will also,
+* when Destroy() is called, will teleport to a random turf on the
+* station.
+*
+* The turf is guaranteed to be "safe" for normal humans, probably.
+* If the station is SUPER SMASHED UP, it might not work.
+*
+* Here are some important procs:
+* relocate()
+* moves the atom to a safe turf on the station
+*
+* check_in_bounds()
+* regularly called and checks if `in_bounds()` returns true. If false, it
+* triggers a `relocate()`.
+*
+* in_bounds()
+* By default, checks that the atom's z is the station z or centcom.
+*/
+
+/atom/movable/proc/set_stationloving(state, inform_admins=FALSE)
+	var/currently = HAS_SECONDARY_FLAG(src, STATIONLOVING)
+
+	if(inform_admins)
+		SET_SECONDARY_FLAG(src, INFORM_ADMINS_ON_RELOCATE)
+	else
+		CLEAR_SECONDARY_FLAG(src, INFORM_ADMINS_ON_RELOCATE)
+
+	if(state == currently)
+		return
+	else if(!state)
+		STOP_PROCESSING(SSinbounds, src)
+		CLEAR_SECONDARY_FLAG(src, STATIONLOVING)
+	else
+		START_PROCESSING(SSinbounds, src)
+		SET_SECONDARY_FLAG(src, STATIONLOVING)
+
+/atom/movable/proc/relocate()
+	var/targetturf = find_safe_turf(ZLEVEL_STATION)
+	if(!targetturf)
+		if(blobstart.len > 0)
+			targetturf = get_turf(pick(blobstart))
+		else
+			throw EXCEPTION("Unable to find a blobstart landmark")
+
+	if(ismob(loc))
+		var/mob/M = loc
+		M.transferItemToLoc(src, targetturf, TRUE)	//nodrops disks when?
+	else if(istype(loc, /obj/item/weapon/storage))
+		var/obj/item/weapon/storage/S = loc
+		S.remove_from_storage(src, targetturf)
+	else
+		forceMove(targetturf)
+	// move the disc, so ghosts remain orbiting it even if it's "destroyed"
+	return targetturf
+
+/atom/movable/proc/check_in_bounds()
+	if(in_bounds())
+		return
+	else
+		var/turf/currentturf = get_turf(src)
+		get(src, /mob) << "<span class='danger'>You can't help but feel that you just lost something back there...</span>"
+		var/turf/targetturf = relocate()
+		log_game("[src] has been moved out of bounds in [COORD(currentturf)]. Moving it to [COORD(targetturf)].")
+		if(HAS_SECONDARY_FLAG(src, INFORM_ADMINS_ON_RELOCATE))
+			message_admins("[src] has been moved out of bounds in [ADMIN_COORDJMP(currentturf)]. Moving it to [ADMIN_COORDJMP(targetturf)].")
+
+/atom/movable/proc/in_bounds()
+	. = FALSE
+	var/turf/currentturf = get_turf(src)
+	if(currentturf && (currentturf.z == ZLEVEL_CENTCOM || currentturf.z == ZLEVEL_STATION))
+		. = TRUE
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm
index 1e18e830645..9f0dc5ae796 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm
@@ -502,7 +502,7 @@ This is here to make the tiles around the station mininuke change when it's arme
 /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/New()
 	..()
 	poi_list |= src
-	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	set_stationloving(TRUE, inform_admins=TRUE)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, params)
 	if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander))
@@ -518,6 +518,12 @@ This is here to make the tiles around the station mininuke change when it's arme
 		return 1
 	return ..()
 
+/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/Destroy(force=FALSE)
+	// respawning is handled in /obj/Destroy()
+	if(force)
+		poi_list -= src
+	. = ..()
+
 /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is going delta! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
 	playsound(user.loc, 'sound/machines/Alarm.ogg', 50, -1, 1)
@@ -536,56 +542,6 @@ This is here to make the tiles around the station mininuke change when it's arme
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] was destroyed by the nuclear blast!</span>")
 	return OXYLOSS
 
-/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/process()
-	var/turf/diskturf = get_turf(src)
-	if(diskturf && (diskturf.z == ZLEVEL_CENTCOM || diskturf.z == ZLEVEL_STATION))
-		return
-	else
-		get(src, /mob) << "<span class='danger'>You can't help but feel that you just lost something back there...</span>"
-		var/turf/targetturf = relocate()
-		message_admins("[src] has been moved out of bounds in \
-			[ADMIN_COORDJMP(diskturf)]. Moving it to \
-			[ADMIN_COORDJMP(targetturf)].")
-		log_game("[src] has been moved out of bounds in [COORD(diskturf)]. \
-			Moving it to [COORD(targetturf)].")
-
-/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/proc/relocate()
-	var/targetturf = find_safe_turf(ZLEVEL_STATION)
-	if(!targetturf)
-		if(blobstart.len > 0)
-			targetturf = get_turf(pick(blobstart))
-		else
-			throw EXCEPTION("Unable to find a blobstart landmark")
-
-	if(ismob(loc))
-		var/mob/M = loc
-		M.transferItemToLoc(src, targetturf, TRUE)	//nodrops disks when?
-	else if(istype(loc, /obj/item/weapon/storage))
-		var/obj/item/weapon/storage/S = loc
-		S.remove_from_storage(src, targetturf)
-	else
-		forceMove(targetturf)
-	// move the disc, so ghosts remain orbiting it even if it's "destroyed"
-	return targetturf
-
-/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/Destroy(force)
-	var/turf/diskturf = get_turf(src)
-
-	if(force)
-		message_admins("[src] has been !!force deleted!! in \
-			[ADMIN_COORDJMP(diskturf)].")
-		log_game("[src] has been !!force deleted!! in [COORD(diskturf)].")
-		poi_list -= src
-		STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-		return ..()
-
-	var/turf/targetturf = relocate()
-	message_admins("[src] has been destroyed in [ADMIN_COORDJMP(diskturf)]. \
-		Moving it to [ADMIN_COORDJMP(targetturf)].")
-	log_game("[src] has been destroyed in [COORD(diskturf)]. Moving it to \
-		[COORD(targetturf)].")
-	return QDEL_HINT_LETMELIVE //Cancel destruction unless forced
-
 /obj/item/weapon/disk/fakenucleardisk
 	name = "cheap plastic imitation of the nuclear authentication disk"
 	desc = "Broken dreams and a faint odor of cheese."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/objs.dm b/code/game/objects/objs.dm
index 14ea548379c..8a854d98766 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/objs.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/objs.dm
@@ -38,11 +38,11 @@
 		else
 			T.add_blueprints_preround(src)
 
-/obj/Destroy()
+/obj/Destroy(force=FALSE)
 	if(!istype(src, /obj/machinery))
 		STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src) // TODO: Have a processing bitflag to reduce on unnecessary loops through the processing lists
 	SStgui.close_uis(src)
-	return ..()
+	. = ..()
 
 /obj/throw_at(atom/target, range, speed, mob/thrower, spin=1, diagonals_first = 0, datum/callback/callback)
 	..()
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 15863b63d78..fcfdefc1d59 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -189,6 +189,7 @@
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\weather.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\processing\fastprocess.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\processing\flightpacks.dm"
+#include "code\controllers\subsystem\processing\inbounds.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\processing\objects.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\processing\overlays.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystem\processing\processing.dm"