diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
index 0a9f02bf133..dbf9c21c162 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
@@ -30,8 +30,10 @@
 		intialBrute = L.getBruteLoss()
 		intialOxy = L.getOxyLoss()
 		if(ishuman(L))
-			name = "statue of [L.name]"
-			if(L.gender == "female")
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+			name = "statue of [H.name]"
+			H.bleedsuppress = 1
+			if(H.gender == "female")
 				icon_state = "human_female"
 		else if(ismonkey(L))
 			name = "statue of a monkey"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/slime/slime.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/slime/slime.dm
index 4d50dd3e1a8..4720c8cc3c4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/slime/slime.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/slime/slime.dm
@@ -649,6 +649,7 @@
 		C = pick(candidates)
 		M.key = C.key
 		M.languages |= HUMAN
+		M.faction = list()
 		M << "<span class='warning'>All at once it makes sense, you know what you are and who you are! Self awareness is yours!</span>"
 		M << "You are grateful to be self aware and owe [user] a great debt. Serve [user], and assist them in completing their goals at any cost."
 		user << "<span class='warning'>[M] is suddenly attentive and aware. It worked!</span>"