diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_village.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_village.dmm
index 95499e5a1f3..7cbbaf16f80 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_village.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/IceRuins/icemoon_underground_abandoned_village.dmm
@@ -384,7 +384,7 @@
 "GK" = (
 /obj/item/clothing/head/bearpelt,
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/fish,
+/obj/item/food/burger/fish,
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/beer{
 	pixel_x = -4
 	},
diff --git a/_maps/RandomZLevels/Academy.dmm b/_maps/RandomZLevels/Academy.dmm
index 8dd85592076..6043b0ea763 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomZLevels/Academy.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomZLevels/Academy.dmm
@@ -1320,7 +1320,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/spell,
+/obj/item/food/burger/spell,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/blue{
 	dir = 4
 	},
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/generic/CentCom.dmm b/_maps/map_files/generic/CentCom.dmm
index f039c9068a0..d331d42e911 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/generic/CentCom.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/generic/CentCom.dmm
@@ -13603,7 +13603,7 @@
 "El" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
 /obj/item/storage/bag/tray,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/spell,
+/obj/item/food/burger/spell,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet,
 /area/wizard_station)
 "Em" = (
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/emergency_cruise.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/emergency_cruise.dmm
index c32ee237bc8..16596547877 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/emergency_cruise.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/emergency_cruise.dmm
@@ -257,7 +257,7 @@
 /area/template_noop)
 "kJ" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood/fancy,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/baconburger{
+/obj/item/food/burger/baconburger{
 	pixel_x = 3
 	},
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cracker{
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/emergency_luxury.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/emergency_luxury.dmm
index 7c9ea9ecdad..5cf7597bec8 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/emergency_luxury.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/emergency_luxury.dmm
@@ -232,7 +232,7 @@
 /turf/open/floor/mineral/diamond,
 /area/shuttle/escape/luxury)
 "aN" = (
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/baconburger{
+/obj/item/food/burger/baconburger{
 	pixel_y = 2
 	},
 /obj/structure/table/wood/fancy/black,
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_kilo.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_kilo.dmm
index e881e56aabb..9ab91165ab3 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_kilo.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/whiteship_kilo.dmm
@@ -1450,7 +1450,7 @@
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /obj/item/storage/bag/tray,
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/bearger,
+/obj/item/food/burger/bearger,
 /turf/open/floor/wood{
 	icon_state = "wood-broken3"
 	},
diff --git a/code/datums/components/food/edible.dm b/code/datums/components/food/edible.dm
index 4886c8b4df4..a3b90c8c131 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/food/edible.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/food/edible.dm
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@ Behavior that's still missing from this component that original food items had t
 								food_flags = NONE,
 								foodtypes = NONE,
 								volume = 50,
-								eat_time = 30,
+								eat_time = 10,
 								list/tastes,
 								list/eatverbs = list("bite","chew","nibble","gnaw","gobble","chomp"),
 								bite_consumption = 2,
@@ -55,6 +55,9 @@ Behavior that's still missing from this component that original food items had t
 	if(isitem(parent))
 		RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ITEM_ATTACK, .proc/UseFromHand)
 		RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ITEM_FRIED, .proc/OnFried)
+		var/obj/item/item = parent
+		item.grind_results = list() //Cursed but this is how snacks did it, grinding needs a refactor in the future.
+
 	else if(isturf(parent))
 		RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ATOM_ATTACK_HAND, .proc/TryToEatTurf)
 
@@ -144,8 +147,12 @@ Behavior that's still missing from this component that original food items had t
 
 	set waitfor = FALSE
 
+	if(QDELETED(parent))
+		return
+
 	var/atom/owner = parent
 
+
 	if(feeder.a_intent == INTENT_HARM)
 		return
 	if(!owner.reagents.total_volume)//Shouldn't be needed but it checks to see if it has anything left in it.
@@ -203,6 +210,11 @@ Behavior that's still missing from this component that original food items had t
 
 	TakeBite(eater, feeder)
 
+	//If we're not force-feeding, try take another bite
+	if(eater == feeder)
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(src, .proc/TryToEat, eater, feeder)
+
+
 ///This function lets the eater take a bite and transfers the reagents to the eater.
 /datum/component/edible/proc/TakeBite(mob/living/eater, mob/living/feeder)
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm
index 8bb94375d4e..434bf00b082 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm
@@ -231,9 +231,9 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bearsteak,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/enchiladas,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/stewedsoymeat,
-			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/bigbite,
-			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/superbite,
-			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/fivealarm)
+			/obj/item/food/burger/bigbite,
+			/obj/item/food/burger/superbite,
+			/obj/item/food/burger/fivealarm)
 
 /obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/three_course_meal/Initialize(mapload)
 	loot = list(pick(soups) = 1,pick(salads) = 1,pick(mains) = 1)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/food/burgers.dm b/code/game/objects/items/food/burgers.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..3a68ccd05db
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/food/burgers.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,368 @@
+/obj/item/food/burger
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi'
+	icon_state = "hburger"
+	bite_consumption = 3
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "beef patty" = 4)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT //lettuce doesn't make burger a vegetable.
+	eat_time = 15 //Quick snack
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/plain
+	name = "burger"
+	desc = "The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/plain/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	if(prob(1))
+		new/obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke(get_turf(src))
+		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/smoke.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'>Oh, ye gods! [src] is ruined! But what if...?</span>")
+		name = "steamed ham"
+		desc = pick("Ahh, Head of Personnel, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!",
+		"And you call these steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously microwaved?",
+		"Aurora Station 13? At this time of shift, in this time of year, in this sector of space, localized entirely within your freezer?",
+		"You know, these hamburgers taste quite similar to the ones they have at the Maltese Falcon.")
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/human
+	name = "human burger"
+	desc = "A bloody burger."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "long pig" = 4)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | GRAIN | GROSS
+	var/subjectname = ""
+	var/subjectjob = null
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/human/CheckParts(list/parts_list)
+	..()
+	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/M = locate(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/steak/plain/human) in contents
+	if(M)
+		subjectname = M.subjectname
+		subjectjob = M.subjectjob
+		if(subjectname)
+			name = "[subjectname] burger"
+		else if(subjectjob)
+			name = "[subjectjob] burger"
+		qdel(M)
+
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/corgi
+	name = "corgi burger"
+	desc = "You monster."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | GROSS
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/appendix
+	name = "appendix burger"
+	desc = "Tastes like appendicitis."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 11, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 7)
+	icon_state = "appendixburger"
+	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "grass" = 2)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | GROSS
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/fish
+	name = "fillet -o- carp sandwich"
+	desc = "Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp."
+	icon_state = "fishburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "fish" = 4)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/tofu
+	name = "tofu burger"
+	desc = "What.. is that meat?"
+	icon_state = "tofuburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "tofu" = 4)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | VEGETABLES
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/roburger
+	name = "roburger"
+	desc = "The lettuce is the only organic component. Beep."
+	icon_state = "roburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 8, /datum/reagent/nanomachines = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "lettuce" = 2, "sludge" = 1)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | TOXIC
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/roburgerbig
+	name = "roburger"
+	desc = "This massive patty looks like poison. Beep."
+	icon_state = "roburger"
+	max_volume = 120
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 11, /datum/reagent/nanomachines = 140, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 15)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "lettuce" = 2, "sludge" = 1)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | TOXIC
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/xeno
+	name = "xenoburger"
+	desc = "Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy."
+	icon_state = "xburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 9, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 7)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "acid" = 4)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/bearger
+	name = "bearger"
+	desc = "Best served rawr."
+	icon_state = "bearger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 8, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 7)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/clown
+	name = "clown burger"
+	desc = "This tastes funny..."
+	icon_state = "clownburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 12, /datum/reagent/medicine/mannitol = 11, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | FRUIT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/mime
+	name = "mime burger"
+	desc = "Its taste defies language."
+	icon_state = "mimeburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 11, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nothing = 6)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/brain
+	name = "brainburger"
+	desc = "A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient."
+	icon_state = "brainburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 12, /datum/reagent/medicine/mannitol = 11, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "brains" = 2)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | GROSS
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/ghost
+	name = "ghost burger"
+	desc = "Too Spooky!"
+	icon_state = "ghostburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 13, /datum/reagent/consumable/sodiumchloride = 5)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "ectoplasm" = 4)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN
+	alpha = 170
+	verb_say = "moans"
+	verb_yell = "wails"
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/ghost/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/ghost/process()
+	if(!isturf(loc)) //no floating out of bags
+		return
+	var/paranormal_activity = rand(100)
+	switch(paranormal_activity)
+		if(97 to 100)
+			audible_message("[src] rattles a length of chain.")
+			playsound(loc,'sound/spookoween/chain_rattling.ogg', 300, TRUE)
+		if(91 to 96)
+			say(pick("OoOoOoo.", "OoooOOooOoo!!"))
+		if(84 to 90)
+			dir = pick(NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST, NORTHEAST, NORTHWEST, SOUTHEAST, SOUTHWEST)
+			step(src, dir)
+		if(71 to 83)
+			step(src, dir)
+		if(65 to 70)
+			var/obj/machinery/light/L = locate(/obj/machinery/light) in view(4, src)
+			if(L)
+				L.flicker()
+		if(62 to 64)
+			playsound(loc,pick('sound/hallucinations/i_see_you1.ogg', 'sound/hallucinations/i_see_you2.ogg'), 50, TRUE, ignore_walls = FALSE)
+		if(61)
+			visible_message("[src] spews out a glob of ectoplasm!")
+			new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/greenglow/ecto(loc)
+			playsound(loc,'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 200, TRUE)
+
+		//If i was less lazy i would make the burger forcefeed itself to a nearby mob here.
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/ghost/Destroy()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/red
+	name = "red burger"
+	desc = "Perfect for hiding the fact it's burnt to a crisp."
+	icon_state = "cburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/red = 10)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/orange
+	name = "orange burger"
+	desc = "Contains 0% juice."
+	icon_state = "cburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/orange = 10)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/yellow
+	name = "yellow burger"
+	desc = "Bright to the last bite."
+	icon_state = "cburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/yellow = 10)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/green
+	name = "green burger"
+	desc = "It's not tainted meat, it's painted meat!"
+	icon_state = "cburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/green = 10)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/blue
+	name = "blue burger"
+	desc = "Is this blue rare?"
+	icon_state = "cburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/blue = 10)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/purple
+	name = "purple burger"
+	desc = "Regal and low class at the same time."
+	icon_state = "cburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/purple = 10)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/black
+	name = "black burger"
+	desc = "This is overcooked."
+	icon_state = "cburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/black = 10)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/white
+	name = "white burger"
+	desc = "Delicous Titanium!"
+	icon_state = "cburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/white = 10)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/spell
+	name = "spell burger"
+	desc = "This is absolutely Ei Nath."
+	icon_state = "spellburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 8, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 11)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "magic" = 2)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/bigbite
+	name = "big bite burger"
+	desc = "Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!"
+	icon_state = "bigbiteburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 11, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 7)
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/jelly
+	name = "jelly burger"
+	desc = "Culinary delight..?"
+	icon_state = "jellyburger"
+	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "jelly" = 2)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/jelly/slime
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/toxin/slimejelly = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | TOXIC
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/jelly/cherry
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/cherryjelly = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | FRUIT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/superbite
+	name = "super bite burger"
+	desc = "This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!"
+	icon_state = "superbiteburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 25, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 42, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 15)
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	bite_consumption = 7
+	max_volume = 100
+	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "type two diabetes" = 10)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/fivealarm
+	name = "five alarm burger"
+	desc = "HOT! HOT!"
+	icon_state = "fivealarmburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/condensedcapsaicin = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/rat
+	name = "rat burger"
+	desc = "Pretty much what you'd expect..."
+	icon_state = "ratburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | GROSS
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/baseball
+	name = "home run baseball burger"
+	desc = "It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball."
+	icon_state = "baseball"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | GROSS
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/baconburger
+	name = "bacon burger"
+	desc = "The perfect combination of all things American."
+	icon_state = "baconburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 11, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
+	tastes = list("bacon" = 4, "bun" = 2)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/empoweredburger
+	name = "empowered burger"
+	desc = "It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is."
+	icon_state = "empoweredburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/liquidelectricity = 5)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "pure electricity" = 4)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | TOXIC
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/crab
+	name = "crab burger"
+	desc = "A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun."
+	icon_state = "crabburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "crab meat" = 4)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/soylent
+	name = "soylent burger"
+	desc = "An eco-friendly burger made using upcycled low value biomass."
+	icon_state = "soylentburger"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 9, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "assistant" = 4)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/rib
+	name = "mcrib"
+	desc = "An elusive rib shaped burger with limited availablity across the galaxy. Not as good as you remember it."
+	icon_state = "mcrib"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/bbqsauce = 1)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "pork patty" = 4)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/mcguffin
+	name = "mcguffin"
+	desc = "A cheap and greasy imitation of an eggs benedict."
+	icon_state = "mcguffin"
+	tastes = list("muffin" = 2, "bacon" = 3)
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/eggyolk = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | BREAKFAST
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/chicken
+	name = "chicken sandwich" //Apparently the proud people of Americlapstan object to this thing being called a burger. Apparently McDonald's just calls it a burger in Europe as to not scare and confuse us.
+	desc = "A delicious chicken sandwich, it is said the proceeds from this treat helps criminalize disarming people on the space frontier."
+	icon_state = "chickenburger"
+	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "chicken" = 4, "God's covenant" = 1)
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/mayonnaise = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 2)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | FRIED
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/cheese
+	name = "cheese burger"
+	desc = "This noble burger stands proudly clad in golden cheese."
+	icon_state = "cheeseburger"
+	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "beef patty" = 4, "cheese" = 3)
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/cheese/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	if(prob(33))
+		icon_state = "cheeseburgeralt"
+
diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/chef.dm b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/chef.dm
index 8689946cfeb..e31d816aa6c 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/chef.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/chef.dm
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@
 	name = "Super Bite Burger"
 	description = "Commander Tubbs thinks he can set a competitive eating world record. All he needs is a super bite burger shipped to him."
 	reward = 12000
-	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/superbite)
+	wanted_types = list(/obj/item/food/burger/superbite)
 
 /datum/bounty/item/chef/poppypretzel
 	name = "Poppy Pretzel"
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_burgers.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_burgers.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index cd643485e93..00000000000
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_burgers.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,415 +0,0 @@
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger
-	filling_color = "#CD853F"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi'
-	icon_state = "hburger"
-	bitesize = 3
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "beef patty" = 4)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT //lettuce doesn't make burger a vegetable.
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/plain
-	name = "burger"
-	desc = "The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast."
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-	value = FOOD_FAST
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/plain/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	if(prob(1))
-		new/obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke(get_turf(src))
-		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/smoke.ogg', 50, TRUE)
-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>Oh, ye gods! [src] is ruined! But what if...?</span>")
-		name = "steamed ham"
-		desc = pick("Ahh, Head of Personnel, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!",
-		"And you call these steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously microwaved?",
-		"Aurora Station 13? At this time of shift, in this time of year, in this sector of space, localized entirely within your freezer?",
-		"You know, these hamburgers taste quite similar to the ones they have at the Maltese Falcon.")
-		tastes = list("fast food hamburger" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/human
-	var/subjectname = ""
-	var/subjectjob = null
-	name = "human burger"
-	desc = "A bloody burger."
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "long pig" = 4)
-	foodtype = MEAT | GRAIN | GROSS
-	value = FOOD_FAST
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/human/CheckParts(list/parts_list)
-	..()
-	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/M = locate(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/steak/plain/human) in contents
-	if(M)
-		subjectname = M.subjectname
-		subjectjob = M.subjectjob
-		if(subjectname)
-			name = "[subjectname] burger"
-		else if(subjectjob)
-			name = "[subjectjob] burger"
-		qdel(M)
-
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/corgi
-	name = "corgi burger"
-	desc = "You monster."
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | GROSS
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/appendix
-	name = "appendix burger"
-	desc = "Tastes like appendicitis."
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
-	icon_state = "appendixburger"
-	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "grass" = 2)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | GROSS
-	value = FOOD_RARE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/fish
-	name = "fillet -o- carp sandwich"
-	desc = "Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp."
-	icon_state = "fishburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "fish" = 4)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/tofu
-	name = "tofu burger"
-	desc = "What.. is that meat?"
-	icon_state = "tofuburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "tofu" = 4)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | VEGETABLES
-	value = FOOD_FAST
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/roburger
-	name = "roburger"
-	desc = "The lettuce is the only organic component. Beep."
-	icon_state = "roburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/nanomachines = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/nanomachines = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "lettuce" = 2, "sludge" = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | TOXIC
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/roburgerbig
-	name = "roburger"
-	desc = "This massive patty looks like poison. Beep."
-	icon_state = "roburger"
-	volume = 120
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 5, /datum/reagent/nanomachines = 70, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 10)
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/nanomachines = 70, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "lettuce" = 2, "sludge" = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | TOXIC
-	value = FOOD_LEGENDARY
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/xeno
-	name = "xenoburger"
-	desc = "Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy."
-	icon_state = "xburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "acid" = 4)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/bearger
-	name = "bearger"
-	desc = "Best served rawr."
-	icon_state = "bearger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/clown
-	name = "clown burger"
-	desc = "This tastes funny..."
-	icon_state = "clownburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/medicine/mannitol = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/medicine/mannitol = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | FRUIT
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/mime
-	name = "mime burger"
-	desc = "Its taste defies language."
-	icon_state = "mimeburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nothing = 6)
-	foodtype = GRAIN
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/brain
-	name = "brainburger"
-	desc = "A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient."
-	icon_state = "brainburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/medicine/mannitol = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/medicine/mannitol = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "brains" = 2)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | GROSS
-	value = FOOD_FAST
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/ghost
-	name = "ghost burger"
-	desc = "Too Spooky!"
-	icon_state = "ghostburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 12, /datum/reagent/consumable/sodiumchloride = 5)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "ectoplasm" = 4)
-	foodtype = GRAIN
-	alpha = 170
-	verb_say = "moans"
-	verb_yell = "wails"
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/ghost/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/ghost/process()
-	if(!isturf(loc)) //no floating out of bags
-		return
-	var/paranormal_activity = rand(100)
-	switch(paranormal_activity)
-		if(97 to 100)
-			audible_message("[src] rattles a length of chain.")
-			playsound(loc,'sound/spookoween/chain_rattling.ogg', 300, TRUE)
-		if(91 to 96)
-			say(pick("OoOoOoo.", "OoooOOooOoo!!"))
-		if(84 to 90)
-			dir = pick(NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST, NORTHEAST, NORTHWEST, SOUTHEAST, SOUTHWEST)
-			step(src, dir)
-		if(71 to 83)
-			step(src, dir)
-		if(65 to 70)
-			var/obj/machinery/light/L = locate(/obj/machinery/light) in view(4, src)
-			if(L)
-				L.flicker()
-		if(62 to 64)
-			playsound(loc,pick('sound/hallucinations/i_see_you1.ogg', 'sound/hallucinations/i_see_you2.ogg'), 50, TRUE, ignore_walls = FALSE)
-		if(61)
-			visible_message("[src] spews out a glob of ectoplasm!")
-			new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/greenglow/ecto(loc)
-			playsound(loc,'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 200, TRUE)
-
-		//If i was less lazy i would make the burger forcefeed itself to a nearby mob here.
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/ghost/Destroy()
-	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-	. = ..()
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/red
-	name = "red burger"
-	desc = "Perfect for hiding the fact it's burnt to a crisp."
-	icon_state = "cburger"
-	color = "#DA0000FF"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/red = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/orange
-	name = "orange burger"
-	desc = "Contains 0% juice."
-	icon_state = "cburger"
-	color = "#FF9300FF"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/orange = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/yellow
-	name = "yellow burger"
-	desc = "Bright to the last bite."
-	icon_state = "cburger"
-	color = "#FFF200FF"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/yellow = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/green
-	name = "green burger"
-	desc = "It's not tainted meat, it's painted meat!"
-	icon_state = "cburger"
-	color = "#A8E61DFF"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/green = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/blue
-	name = "blue burger"
-	desc = "Is this blue rare?"
-	icon_state = "cburger"
-	color = "#00B7EFFF"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/blue = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/purple
-	name = "purple burger"
-	desc = "Regal and low class at the same time."
-	icon_state = "cburger"
-	color = "#DA00FFFF"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/purple = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/black
-	name = "black burger"
-	desc = "This is overcooked."
-	icon_state = "cburger"
-	color = "#1C1C1C"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/black = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/white
-	name = "white burger"
-	desc = "Delicous Titanium!"
-	icon_state = "cburger"
-	color = "#FFFFFF"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/white = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/spell
-	name = "spell burger"
-	desc = "This is absolutely Ei Nath."
-	icon_state = "spellburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 10)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "magic" = 2)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-	value = FOOD_RARE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/bigbite
-	name = "big bite burger"
-	desc = "Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!"
-	icon_state = "bigbiteburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 9, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY
-	value = FOOD_RARE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/jelly
-	name = "jelly burger"
-	desc = "Culinary delight..?"
-	icon_state = "jellyburger"
-	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "jelly" = 2)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/jelly/slime
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/slimejelly = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/toxin/slimejelly = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | TOXIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/jelly/cherry
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/cherryjelly = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/cherryjelly = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | FRUIT
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/superbite
-	name = "super bite burger"
-	desc = "This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!"
-	icon_state = "superbiteburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 10)
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 25, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 38, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-	bitesize = 7
-	volume = 100
-	tastes = list("bun" = 4, "type two diabetes" = 10)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/fivealarm
-	name = "five alarm burger"
-	desc = "HOT! HOT!"
-	icon_state = "fivealarmburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/condensedcapsaicin = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-	value = FOOD_RARE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/rat
-	name = "rat burger"
-	desc = "Pretty much what you'd expect..."
-	icon_state = "ratburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | GROSS
-	value = FOOD_FAST
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/baseball
-	name = "home run baseball burger"
-	desc = "It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball."
-	icon_state = "baseball"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | GROSS
-	value = FOOD_RARE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/baconburger
-	name = "bacon burger"
-	desc = "The perfect combination of all things American."
-	icon_state = "baconburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	tastes = list("bacon" = 4, "bun" = 2)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-	value = FOOD_RARE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/empoweredburger
-	name = "empowered burger"
-	desc = "It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is."
-	icon_state = "empoweredburger"
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 8, /datum/reagent/consumable/liquidelectricity = 5)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "pure electricity" = 4)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | TOXIC
-	value = FOOD_FAST
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/crab
-	name = "crab burger"
-	desc = "A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun."
-	icon_state = "crabburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "crab meat" = 4)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-	value = FOOD_RARE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/soylent
-	name = "soylent burger"
-	desc = "An eco-friendly burger made using upcycled low value biomass."
-	icon_state = "soylentburger"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "assistant" = 4)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY
-	value = FOOD_EXOTIC
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/rib
-	name = "mcrib"
-	desc = "An elusive rib shaped burger with limited availablity across the galaxy. Not as good as you remember it."
-	icon_state = "mcrib"
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/bbqsauce = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
-	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "pork patty" = 4)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
-	value = FOOD_RARE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/mcguffin
-	name = "mcguffin"
-	desc = "A cheap and greasy imitation of an eggs benedict."
-	icon_state = "mcguffin"
-	tastes = list("muffin" = 2, "bacon" = 3)
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/eggyolk = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | BREAKFAST
-	value = FOOD_RARE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/chicken
-	name = "chicken sandwich" //Apparently the proud people of Americlapstan object to this thing being called a burger. Apparently McDonald's just calls it a burger in Europe as to not scare and confuse us.
-	desc = "A delicious chicken sandwich, it is said the proceeds from this treat helps criminalize disarming people on the space frontier."
-	icon_state = "chickenburger"
-	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "chicken" = 4, "God's covenant" = 1)
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/mayonnaise = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | FRIED
-	value = FOOD_RARE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/cheese
-	name = "cheese burger"
-	desc = "This noble burger stands proudly clad in golden cheese."
-	icon_state = "cheeseburger"
-	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "beef patty" = 4, "cheese" = 3)
-	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY
-	value = FOOD_FAST
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/cheese/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	if(prob(33))
-		icon_state = "cheeseburgeralt"
-
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_burger.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_burger.dm
index 0bb2b970ca2..f40e11f3350 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_burger.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_burger.dm
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 	parts = list(
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/steak/plain/human = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/human
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/human
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/burger
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
 
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/plain
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/plain
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/corgiburger
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
 
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/corgi
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/corgi
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/appendixburger
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 		/obj/item/organ/appendix = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/appendix
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/appendix
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/brainburger
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
 		/obj/item/organ/brain = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/brain
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/brain
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/xenoburger
@@ -60,7 +60,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/steak/xeno = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/xeno
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/xeno
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/bearger
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/steak/bear = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/bearger
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/bearger
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/fishburger
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/fish
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/fish
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/tofuburger
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofu = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/tofu
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/tofu
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/ghostburger
@@ -98,7 +98,7 @@
 		/datum/reagent/consumable/sodiumchloride = 2,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/ghost
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/ghost
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/clownburger
@@ -107,7 +107,7 @@
 		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/clown
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/clown
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/mimeburger
@@ -116,7 +116,7 @@
 		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/mime = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/mime
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/mime
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/redburger
@@ -126,7 +126,7 @@
 		/obj/item/toy/crayon/red = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/red
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/red
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/orangeburger
@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@
 		/obj/item/toy/crayon/orange = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/orange
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/orange
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/yellowburger
@@ -146,7 +146,7 @@
 		/obj/item/toy/crayon/yellow = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/yellow
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/yellow
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/greenburger
@@ -156,7 +156,7 @@
 		/obj/item/toy/crayon/green = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/green
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/green
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/blueburger
@@ -166,7 +166,7 @@
 		/obj/item/toy/crayon/blue = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/blue
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/blue
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/purpleburger
@@ -176,7 +176,7 @@
 		/obj/item/toy/crayon/purple = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/purple
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/purple
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/blackburger
@@ -186,7 +186,7 @@
 		/obj/item/toy/crayon/black = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/black
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/black
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/whiteburger
@@ -196,7 +196,7 @@
 		/obj/item/toy/crayon/white = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/white
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/white
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/spellburger
@@ -205,7 +205,7 @@
 		/obj/item/clothing/head/wizard/fake = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/spell
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/spell
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/spellburger2
@@ -214,7 +214,7 @@
 		/obj/item/clothing/head/wizard = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/spell
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/spell
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/bigbiteburger
@@ -224,7 +224,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge = 2,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/bigbite
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/bigbite
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/superbiteburger
@@ -240,7 +240,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/superbite
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/superbite
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/slimeburger
@@ -249,7 +249,7 @@
 		/datum/reagent/toxin/slimejelly = 5,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/jelly/slime
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/jelly/slime
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/jellyburger
@@ -258,7 +258,7 @@
 			/datum/reagent/consumable/cherryjelly = 5,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/jelly/cherry
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/jelly/cherry
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/fivealarmburger
@@ -268,7 +268,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ghost_chili = 2,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/fivealarm
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/fivealarm
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/ratburger
@@ -277,7 +277,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/deadmouse = 1,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/rat
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/rat
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/baseballburger
@@ -286,7 +286,7 @@
 			/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat = 1,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/baseball
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/baseball
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/baconburger
@@ -296,7 +296,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
 
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/baconburger
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/baconburger
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/empoweredburger
@@ -306,7 +306,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
 
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/empoweredburger
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/empoweredburger
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/crabburger
@@ -316,7 +316,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
 
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/crab
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/crab
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/cheeseburger
@@ -326,7 +326,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge = 1,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/cheese
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/cheese
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/soylentburger
@@ -336,7 +336,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge = 2,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/soylent
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/soylent
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/ribburger
@@ -346,7 +346,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/onion_slice = 1, //feel free to remove if too burdensome.
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/rib
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/rib
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/mcguffin
@@ -356,7 +356,7 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/bacon = 2,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/mcguffin
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/mcguffin
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/chickenburger
@@ -366,5 +366,5 @@
 			/datum/reagent/consumable/mayonnaise = 5,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/chicken
+	result = /obj/item/food/burger/chicken
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
diff --git a/code/modules/vending/liberation.dm b/code/modules/vending/liberation.dm
index e519372adbe..e4ab27b156b 100644
--- a/code/modules/vending/liberation.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vending/liberation.dm
@@ -5,8 +5,8 @@
 	product_slogans = "Liberation Station: Your one-stop shop for all things second amendment!;Be a patriot today, pick up a gun!;Quality weapons for cheap prices!;Better dead than red!"
 	product_ads = "Float like an astronaut, sting like a bullet!;Express your second amendment today!;Guns don't kill people, but you can!;Who needs responsibilities when you have guns?"
 	vend_reply = "Remember the name: Liberation Station!"
-	products = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/plain = 5, //O say can you see, by the dawn's early light
-					/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/baseball = 3, //What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming
+	products = list(/obj/item/food/burger/plain = 5, //O say can you see, by the dawn's early light
+					/obj/item/food/burger/baseball = 3, //What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming
 					/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fries = 5, //Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
 					/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/beer/light = 10, //O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
 					/obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol/deagle/gold = 2,
@@ -22,10 +22,10 @@
 		           /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m45 = 2,
 		           /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m75 = 2,
 				   /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesyfries = 5,
-				   /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/baconburger = 5) //Premium burgers for the premium section
+				   /obj/item/food/burger/baconburger = 5) //Premium burgers for the premium section
 	contraband = list(/obj/item/clothing/under/misc/patriotsuit = 3,
 		              /obj/item/bedsheet/patriot = 5,
-					  /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/superbite = 3) //U S A
+					  /obj/item/food/burger/superbite = 3) //U S A
 	armor = list(MELEE = 100, BULLET = 100, LASER = 100, ENERGY = 100, BOMB = 0, BIO = 0, RAD = 0, FIRE = 100, ACID = 50)
 	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
 	default_price = 150
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index d0ad423c71e..7399c4a724b 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -1106,6 +1106,7 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\radio\radio.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\food\_food.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\food\bread.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\food\burgers.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\grenades\antigravity.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\grenades\chem_grenade.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\grenades\clusterbuster.dm"
@@ -1949,7 +1950,6 @@
 #include "code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\condiment.dm"
 #include "code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\customizables.dm"
 #include "code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\snacks.dm"
-#include "code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\snacks_burgers.dm"
 #include "code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\snacks_cake.dm"
 #include "code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\snacks_egg.dm"
 #include "code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\snacks_frozen.dm"