diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/emotes.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/emotes.dm
index 8845010fca5..c4add4614ac 100644
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/emotes.dm
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/emotes.dm
@@ -153,3 +153,17 @@
 	return pick('modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/sound/voice/yip1.ogg',
 				'modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/sound/voice/yip2.ogg',
 				'modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/sound/voice/yip2.ogg')
+
+/datum/emote/living/carbon/bonk
+	key = "bonk"
+	key_third_person = "bonks"
+	hands_use_check = TRUE
+
+/datum/emote/living/carbon/bonk/run_emote(mob/user, params, type_override, intentional)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!length(user.get_empty_held_indexes()))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("You don't have any free hands to bonk someone with."))
+		return
+	var/obj/item/hand_item/bonkinghand/bonk = new(user)
+	if(user.put_in_hands(bonk))
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("You ready your hand to bonk someone."))
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/hand_items.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/hand_items.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..145a7ec3b6b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/hand_items.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+/obj/item/hand_item/bonkinghand
+	name = "bonking hand"
+	desc = "Time to bonk someone over the head in comedic fashion."
+	inhand_icon_state = "nothing"
+	attack_verb_continuous = list("bonks")
+	attack_verb_simple = list("bonk")
+	hitsound = 'sound/effects/snap.ogg'
+
+/obj/item/hand_item/bonkinghand/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/item/hand_item/bonkinghand/attack(mob/living/bonked, mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+	var/bonk_volume = 75
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/bonkers_hand = user.get_bodypart("[(user.active_hand_index % 2 == 0) ? "r" : "l" ]_arm")
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/head/bonk_victims_head = bonked.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
+	if(user.zone_selected != BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("You can't bonk someone on the head if you aren't aiming for their head!"))
+		return
+
+	if(issilicon(bonked))
+		if(bonkers_hand?.receive_damage( 5, 0 )) // 5 brute damage
+			user.update_damage_overlays()
+		user.visible_message(
+			span_danger("[user] bonks [bonked] on the head, leaving their hand red and swollen!"),
+			span_notice("You bonk [bonked] on the head, but hurt your hand on the metal of their head!"),
+			span_hear("You hear a comedic metallic bonk."),
+		)
+		playsound(bonked, 'sound/items/weapons/smash.ogg', bonk_volume, TRUE, -1)
+
+	else if(bonk_victims_head)
+		if(bonk_victims_head.biological_state & BIO_METAL)
+			if(bonkers_hand?.receive_damage( 5, 0 )) // 5 brute damage
+				user.update_damage_overlays()
+			user.visible_message(
+				span_danger("[user] bonks [bonked] on the head, leaving their hand red and swollen!"),
+				span_notice("You bonk [bonked] on the head, but hurt your hand on the metal of their head!"),
+				span_hear("You hear a comedic metallic bonk."),
+			)
+			playsound(bonked, 'sound/items/weapons/smash.ogg', bonk_volume, FALSE, -1)
+
+		else
+			user.visible_message(
+				span_danger("[user] bonks [bonked] on the head!"),
+				span_notice("You bonk [bonked] on the head!"),
+				span_hear("You hear a comedic bonking sound."),
+			)
+			playsound(bonked, 'modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/sound/effects/bonk.ogg', bonk_volume, FALSE, -1)
+	else
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("You can't bonk someone on the head if they have no head!"))
+		return
+	qdel(src)
+// Successful takes will qdel our hand after
+/obj/item/hand_item/bonkinghand/on_offer_taken(mob/living/carbon/offerer, mob/living/carbon/taker)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+
+	qdel(src)
+
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/sound/effects/bonk.ogg b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/sound/effects/bonk.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..aff682731bd
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/sound/effects/bonk.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/sound/effects/license.txt b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/sound/effects/license.txt
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..90931105d94
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/emotes/sound/effects/license.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+bonk.ogg is Coconut Hit 01 from the Hanna-Barbera Sound Effects Library
+(https://archive.org/details/hanna-barbera-cartoon-sound-fx-fixed-album)
+It has been licensed under CC-BY 3.0, which can be found at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 772e395b5d3..72e24c6c774 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -9002,6 +9002,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\dna_vault\vault_mutation.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\dynamic\midround_rulesets.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\emotes.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\hand_items.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\scream_datums.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\species_screams.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\synth_emotes.dm"