diff --git a/code/_globalvars/lists/names.dm b/code/_globalvars/lists/names.dm
index a564d55c420..61b8ff00351 100644
--- a/code/_globalvars/lists/names.dm
+++ b/code/_globalvars/lists/names.dm
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(martial_prefix, world.file2list("strings/names/martial_prefix.t
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(megacarp_first_names, world.file2list("strings/names/megacarp1.txt"))
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(megacarp_last_names, world.file2list("strings/names/megacarp2.txt"))
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(mime_names, world.file2list("strings/names/mime.txt"))
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(mirror_maid_names, world.file2list("strings/names/mirror_maid.txt"))
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(moth_first, world.file2list("strings/names/moth_first.txt"))
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(moth_last, world.file2list("strings/names/moth_last.txt"))
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(nightmare_names, world.file2list("strings/names/nightmare.txt"))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/heretic/maid_in_the_mirror.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/heretic/maid_in_the_mirror.dm
index ca627fd4044..78056ebe8ee 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/heretic/maid_in_the_mirror.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/heretic/maid_in_the_mirror.dm
@@ -22,6 +22,11 @@
 	var/recent_examine_damage_cooldown = 10 SECONDS
 	/// A list of REFs to people who recently examined us
 	var/list/recent_examiner_refs = list()
+	/// The 1920s English/Welsh name appended to the end of the maid's title.
+	var/antiquated_name
+	/// A large list of names. One is randomly chosen upon mirror maid creation and removed
+	/// to prevent duplicates. If somehow emptied, the list is restored to its original state.
+	var/static/list/antiquated_names = GLOB.mirror_maid_names.Copy()
 
 /mob/living/basic/heretic_summon/maid_in_the_mirror/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -35,6 +40,13 @@
 	GRANT_ACTION(/datum/action/cooldown/spell/jaunt/mirror_walk)
 	ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_UNHITTABLE_BY_LASERS, INNATE_TRAIT)
 
+	if(!length(antiquated_names))
+		antiquated_names = GLOB.mirror_maid_names.Copy()
+
+	antiquated_name = pick_n_take(antiquated_names)
+	name = "Mirror Maid [antiquated_name]"
+	real_name = name
+
 /mob/living/basic/heretic_summon/maid_in_the_mirror/death(gibbed)
 	var/turf/death_turf = get_turf(src)
 	death_turf.TakeTemperature(-40) // Spooky
diff --git a/strings/names/_attribution.txt b/strings/names/_attribution.txt
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..c050bb8caf0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/names/_attribution.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+mirror_maid.txt Contains public sector information licensed under the Open Government Licence v3.0.
+Licence: https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/doc/open-government-licence/version/3/
+Original: https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/livebirths/datasets/babynamesenglandandwalestop100babynameshistoricaldata
diff --git a/strings/names/mirror_maid.txt b/strings/names/mirror_maid.txt
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..a445030d4ac
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/names/mirror_maid.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,100 @@
+Margaret
+Mary
+Joan
+Joyce
+Dorothy
+Kathleen
+Doris
+Irene
+Elizabeth
+Eileen
+Betty
+Jean
+Marjorie
+Gladys
+Doreen
+Vera
+Elsie
+Barbara
+Winifred
+Edna
+Audrey
+Edith
+Florence
+Phyllis
+Lilian
+Hilda
+Olive
+Annie
+Violet
+Alice
+Patricia
+Ivy
+Muriel
+Iris
+Evelyn
+Peggy
+Catherine
+Ethel
+Beryl
+Gwendoline
+Ellen
+Sylvia
+Sheila
+Rose
+Constance
+Frances
+Lily
+Freda
+Marion
+Nancy
+Grace
+Beatrice
+Sarah
+Agnes
+Ruth
+May
+Nora
+Brenda
+Jessie
+Pamela
+Anne
+Helen
+Marie
+Mabel
+Eva
+Maria
+Ruby
+Nellie
+Hazel
+Emily
+Josephine
+Daphne
+Jane
+Ada
+Pauline
+Ann
+Enid
+Gertrude
+Rita
+June
+Stella
+Norah
+Mavis
+Thelma
+Mildred
+Bridget
+Monica
+Daisy
+Eleanor
+Lillian
+Alma
+Lucy
+Dora
+Christine
+Maureen
+Janet
+Rosemary
+Hannah
+Sybil
+Amy
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