diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/tts.dm b/code/__HELPERS/tts.dm
index 9d96d3d4e3e..a20df389506 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/tts.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/tts.dm
@@ -2,3 +2,9 @@
 	// Only allow alphanumeric characters and whitespace
 	var/static/regex/bad_chars_regex = regex("\[^a-zA-Z0-9 ,?.!'&-]", "g")
 	return bad_chars_regex.Replace(text, " ")
+
+/proc/tts_filter_encode(text, atom/movable/speaker, blips)
+	text = replacetext(text, "%PITCH%", SStts.pitch_enabled ? speaker.pitch : 0)
+	text = replacetext(text, "%FEMALE%", !!findtext(speaker.voice, "Woman"))
+	text = replacetext(text, "%BLIPS%", blips)
+	return url_encode(text)
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/tts.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/tts.dm
index 5bd65b63e19..4c9314c8ec9 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/tts.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/tts.dm
@@ -297,8 +297,8 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(tts)
 	var/datum/http_request/request_blips = new()
 	var/file_name = "tmp/tts/[identifier].ogg"
 	var/file_name_blips = "tmp/tts/[identifier]_blips.ogg"
-	request.prepare(RUSTG_HTTP_METHOD_GET, "[CONFIG_GET(string/tts_http_url)]/tts?voice=[speaker]&identifier=[identifier]&filter=[url_encode(filter)]&pitch=[pitch]&special_filters=[url_encode(special_filters)]", json_encode(list("text" = shell_scrubbed_input)), headers, file_name, timeout_seconds = CONFIG_GET(number/tts_http_timeout_seconds))
-	request_blips.prepare(RUSTG_HTTP_METHOD_GET, "[CONFIG_GET(string/tts_http_url)]/tts-blips?voice=[speaker]&identifier=[identifier]&filter=[url_encode(filter)]&pitch=[pitch]&special_filters=[url_encode(special_filters)]", json_encode(list("text" = shell_scrubbed_input)), headers, file_name_blips, timeout_seconds = CONFIG_GET(number/tts_http_timeout_seconds))
+	request.prepare(RUSTG_HTTP_METHOD_GET, "[CONFIG_GET(string/tts_http_url)]/tts?voice=[speaker]&identifier=[identifier]&filter=[tts_filter_encode(filter, speaker)]&pitch=[pitch]&special_filters=[url_encode(special_filters)]", json_encode(list("text" = shell_scrubbed_input)), headers, file_name, timeout_seconds = CONFIG_GET(number/tts_http_timeout_seconds))
+	request_blips.prepare(RUSTG_HTTP_METHOD_GET, "[CONFIG_GET(string/tts_http_url)]/tts-blips?voice=[speaker]&identifier=[identifier]&filter=[tts_filter_encode(filter, speaker, blips = TRUE)]&pitch=[pitch]&special_filters=[url_encode(special_filters)]", json_encode(list("text" = shell_scrubbed_input)), headers, file_name_blips, timeout_seconds = CONFIG_GET(number/tts_http_timeout_seconds))
 	var/datum/tts_request/current_request = new /datum/tts_request(identifier, request, request_blips, shell_scrubbed_input, target, local, language, message_range, volume_offset, listeners, pitch)
 	var/list/player_queued_tts_messages = queued_tts_messages[target]
 	if(!player_queued_tts_messages)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/dna_infuser/organ_sets/fish_organs.dm b/code/game/machinery/dna_infuser/organ_sets/fish_organs.dm
index 0f4e3cdd0d7..ea80cbe1017 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/dna_infuser/organ_sets/fish_organs.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/dna_infuser/organ_sets/fish_organs.dm
@@ -467,6 +467,37 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/medical/organs/infuser_organs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "inky_tongue"
 	actions_types = list(/datum/action/cooldown/ink_spit)
+	/**
+	 * This is probably the most complex tts filter that won't require external files to be added to the tts image.
+	 * It works as follows:
+	 * 1. Increase the pitch of the input audio. Pitch increase is lower for higher speaker pitch and vice-versa.
+	 * 2. Apply a mid-heavy EQ curve.
+	 * 3. Using an oscillating target frequency:
+	 *   - Apply a low pass filter with its cutoff at the target frequency
+	 *   - Boost frequencies very close to the target frequency
+	 */
+	voice_filter = "\
+	rubberband=pitch='\
+		ifnot(%BLIPS%,\
+			2-(%PITCH%+if(%FEMALE%,4))/16\
+			,1)'\
+	:formant=preserved,\
+	highpass=f=1000:t=s:w=24,\
+	equalizer=f=1200:g=15,\
+	equalizer=f=4350:g=-15,\
+	highshelf=f=870:g=1,\
+	afftfilt=\
+		real='\
+			st(0,(b+0.5)/nb*sr);\
+			st(1,3000+1500*sin(9.3*2*PI*pts));\
+			st(2,ld(0)/ld(1));\
+			re*(1-ld(2)^2+2*gauss(log(ld(2)+1)))'\
+		:imag='\
+			st(0,(b+0.5)/nb*sr);\
+			st(1,3000+1500*sin(9.3*2*PI*pts));\
+			st(2,ld(0)/ld(1));\
+			im*(1-ld(2)^2+2*gauss(log(ld(2)+1)))'\
+		:win_size=1024"
 
 	// Seafood instead of meat, because it's a fish organ
 	foodtype_flags = RAW | SEAFOOD | GORE