diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index 7ca04390974..186c00e59e0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -303,7 +303,7 @@
 	desc = "<i>\"Surviving the encounter with the \
 		horrible thing, I realized immediately what I \
 		had to do: sell marketable toys of it. \
-		\"</i><br>- Chief Engineer Ship Chafer"
+		\"</i><br>- Chief Engineer Miles O'Brien"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/engine/singularity.dmi'
 	icon_state = "dark_matter_s1"
 
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/dark_matter_singularity.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/dark_matter_singularity.dm
index 890b89ca8da..2e81d8d00ee 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/dark_matter_singularity.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/dark_matter_singularity.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 		a cosmic paradox that defies all logic. I can't \
 		take my eyes off it, even though I know it could \
 		devour us all in an instant.\
-		\"</i><br>- Chief Engineer Ship Chafer"
+		\"</i><br>- Chief Engineer Miles O'Brien"
 	ghost_notification_message = "IT'S HERE"
 	icon_state = "dark_matter_s1"
 	singularity_icon_variant = "dark_matter"
@@ -35,7 +35,7 @@
 		we have collected from this sector. The singularity does not seem \
 		to care for other inanimate objects or machines, but will consume \
 		them all the same. We have tried to communicate with it using various \
-		methods, but received no response.\"</i><br>- Research Director Raia Moentgen")
+		methods, but received no response.\"</i><br>- Research Director Jadzia Dax")
 
 /obj/singularity/dark_matter/ex_act(severity, target)
 	if(!COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, initial_explosion_immunity))