[MIRROR] Adds a few more pulsar star station trait reports (#28066)

* Adds a few more pulsar star station trait reports (#83591)

## About The Pull Request

This adds some more station-trait dependent Pulsar Star reports, much
like the "Clown Planet" report triggered by the bananium shipments
trait.

For those of you not up to speed - When pulsar star (no meaningful
threat report is provided) rolls, and a relevant station trait is
active, the generic report is replaced with one pertaining to that
trait.

It's better to just check the code changes to get a full picture, but
I'll give some summaries on what the individual reports are here:

**Assistant Gimmick Outfits** - "Grey Sky", and a warning to monitor the
recently emboldened assistants on-station.

**Intern** - The intern has forgotten to actually include the report in
his message. What a goof!

**Ion Stormfront** - Oh dear, the electromagnetic interference is
messing with the report broadcast.

![image](https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/assets/28870487/ea7060b5-177e-4760-a079-9f61650aca27)

**Endless Snowstorm** - Ice Giant, Too much snow, we can't give an
actual report. Stay safe!

**Wise Cow Invasion** - Cow Planet. [We're gonna go fast and we're gonna
go far with a steady driving bass and a rhythm
guitar.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPqPYszbSFI)
## Why It's Good For The Game

Seeing the goofy clown planet message always made me think "dang, this
feels like underutilized material" and can give command some prompting
on what to tell the crew beyond "yeah we don't know what threat level it
is". Maybe it'll prompt someone to do a gimmick based on the report? Who
knows! It's just an added dash of flavor at the end of the day.

Admittedly, some are a bit silly, but also rare (requiring both a
specific station trait and the 8% pulsar star chance) so I think its
fine.
## Changelog
🆑 Rhials
add: Adds some more station-trait dependent pulsar star reports. Keep an
eye on that roundstart command report!
/🆑

* Adds a few more pulsar star station trait reports

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Co-authored-by: Rhials <28870487+Rhials@users.noreply.github.com>

code/controllers/subsystem/dynamic/dynamic.dm

@@ -376,11 +376,11 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(dynamic)
 /// Generate the advisory level depending on the shown threat level.
 /datum/controller/subsystem/dynamic/proc/generate_advisory_level()
 	var/advisory_string = ""
-	if (prob(PULSAR_REPORT_CHANCE))
-		if(HAS_TRAIT(SSstation, STATION_TRAIT_BANANIUM_SHIPMENTS))
-			advisory_string += "Advisory Level: <b>Clown Planet</b></center><BR>"
-			advisory_string += "Your sector's advisory level is Clown Planet! Our bike horns have picked up on a large bananium stash. Clowns show a large influx of clowns on your station. We highly advise you to slip any threats to keep Honkotrasen assets within the Banana Sector. The Department of Intelligence advises defending chemistry from any clowns that are trying to make baldium or space lube."
-			return advisory_string
+	if(prob(PULSAR_REPORT_CHANCE))
+		for(var/datum/station_trait/our_trait as anything in shuffle(SSstation.station_traits))
+			advisory_string += our_trait.get_pulsar_message()
+			if(length(advisory_string))
+				return advisory_string
 
 		advisory_string += "Advisory Level: <b>Pulsar Star</b></center><BR>"
 		advisory_string += "Your sector's advisory level is Pulsar Star. A large, unknown electromagnetic field has stormed through nearby surveillance equipment, causing major data loss. Partial data was recovered and showed no credible threats to Nanotrasen assets within the Spinward Sector; however, the Department of Intelligence advises maintaining high alert against potential threats due to the lack of complete data."