diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/credits/credits.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/credits/credits.dm
index 6ab8acbed3c..20d30e9682a 100644
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/credits/credits.dm
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/credits/credits.dm
@@ -112,16 +112,16 @@ GLOBAL_LIST(end_titles)
 	var/chunksize = 0
 	if(!GLOB.end_credits_title)
 		/* Establish a big-ass list of potential titles for the "episode". */
-		possible_titles += "THE [pick("DOWNFALL OF", "RISE OF", "TROUBLE WITH", "FINAL STAND OF", "DARK SIDE OF", "DESOLATION OF", "DESTRUCTION OF", "CRISIS OF")]\
+		possible_titles += "THE [pick("DOWNFALL OF ", "RISE OF ", "TROUBLE WITH ", "FINAL STAND OF ", "DARK SIDE OF ", "DESOLATION OF ", "DESTRUCTION OF ", "CRISIS OF ")]\
 							[pick("SPACEMEN", "HUMANITY", "DIGNITY", "SANITY", "THE CHIMPANZEES", "THE VENDOMAT PRICES", "GIANT ARMORED", "THE GAS JANITOR",\
-							"THE SUPERMATTER CRYSTAL", "MEDICAL", "ENGINEERING", "SECURITY", "RESEARCH", "THE SERVICE DEPARTMENT", "COMMAND", "THE EXPLORERS", "THE PATHFINDER",\
+							"THE SUPERMATTER CRYSTAL", "MEDICAL", "ENGINEERING", "SECURITY", "RESEARCH", "THE SERVICE DEPARTMENT", "COMMAND", "THE CLOWNS", "CARGO",\
 							"BUBBER STATION")]"
 		possible_titles += "THE CREW GETS [pick("TINGLED", "PICKLED", "AN INCURABLE DISEASE", "PIZZA", "A VALUABLE HISTORY LESSON", "A BREAK", "HIGH", "TO LIVE", "TO RELIVE THEIR CHILDHOOD", "EMBROILED IN CIVIL WAR", "A BAD HANGOVER", "SERIOUS ABOUT [pick("DRUG ABUSE", "CRIME", "PRODUCTIVITY", "ANCIENT AMERICAN CARTOONS", "SPACEBALL", "DECOMPRESSION PROCEDURES")]")]"
-		possible_titles += "THE CREW LEARNS ABOUT [pick("LOVE", "DRUGS", "THE DANGERS OF MONEY LAUNDERING", "XENIC SENSITIVITY", "INVESTMENT FRAUD", "KELOTANE ABUSE", "RADIATION PROTECTION", "SACRED GEOMETRY", "STRING THEORY", "ABSTRACT MATHEMATICS", "[pick("UNATHI", "SKRELLIAN", "DIONAN", "KHAARMANI", "VOX", "SERPENTID")] MATING RITUALS", "ANCIENT CHINESE MEDICINE")]"
-		possible_titles += "A VERY [pick("CORPORATE", "NANOTRASEN", "FLEET", "HAPHAESTUS", "DAIS", "XENOLIFE", "EXPEDITIONARY", "DIONA", "PHORON", "MARTIAN", "SERPENTID")] [pick("CHRISTMAS", "EASTER", "HOLIDAY", "WEEKEND", "THURSDAY", "VACATION")]"
+		possible_titles += "THE CREW LEARNS ABOUT [pick("LOVE", "DRUGS", "THE DANGERS OF MONEY LAUNDERING", "XENIC SENSITIVITY", "INVESTMENT FRAUD", "KELOTANE ABUSE", "RADIATION PROTECTION", "SACRED GEOMETRY", "STRING THEORY", "ABSTRACT MATHEMATICS", "[pick("TIZARIAN", "SKRELLIAN", "RABBIT", "FELINID", "VOX", "BUNNY")] MATING RITUALS", "ANCIENT CHINESE MEDICINE")]"
+		possible_titles += "A VERY [pick("CORPORATE", "NANOTRASEN", "FLEET", "BUNNY", "CLOWN", "XENOLIFE", "EXPEDITIONARY", "RABBIT", "PLASMA", "MARTIAN", "SERPENTID")] [pick("CHRISTMAS", "EASTER", "HOLIDAY", "WEEKEND", "THURSDAY", "VACATION")]"
 		possible_titles += "[pick("GUNS, GUNS EVERYWHERE", "THE LITTLEST ARMALIS", "WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX MAINTENANCE DRONES AND COMMERCIAL-GRADE PACKING FOAM", "ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!", "SEX BOMB", "THE LEGEND OF THE ALIEN ARTIFACT: PART [pick("I","II","III","IV","V","VI","VII","VIII","IX", "X", "C","M","L")]")]"
 		possible_titles += "[pick("SPACE", "SEXY", "DRAGON", "WARLOCK", "LAUNDRY", "GUN", "ADVERTISING", "DOG", "CARBON MONOXIDE", "NINJA", "WIZARD", "SOCRATIC", "JUVENILE DELIQUENCY", "POLITICALLY MOTIVATED", "RADTACULAR SICKNASTY")] [pick("QUEST", "FORCE", "ADVENTURE")]"
-		possible_titles += "[pick("THE DAY [pick("NANOTRASEN", "THE SYNDICATE", "ARMADYNE CORPORATION")] STOOD STILL", "HUNT FOR THE GREEN WEENIE", "ALIEN VS VENDOMAT", "SPACE TRACK")]"
+		possible_titles += "[pick("THE DAY [pick("NANOTRASEN", "THE SYNDICATE", "ARMADYNE CORPORATION", "THE CLOWN",)] STOOD STILL", "HUNT FOR THE GREEN WEENIE", "ALIEN VS VENDOMAT", "SPACE TRACK")]"
 		titles += "<center><h1>EPISODE [rand(1,1000)]<br>[pick(possible_titles)]<h1></h1></h1></center>"
 	else
 		titles += "<center><h1>EPISODE [rand(1,1000)]<br>[GLOB.end_credits_title]<h1></h1></h1></center>"
@@ -175,22 +175,22 @@ GLOBAL_LIST(end_titles)
 	if(goodboys.len)
 		titles += "<center>STAFF'S GOOD BOYS:<br>[english_list(goodboys)]</center><br>"
 
-	var/disclaimer = "<br>Sponsored by [pick("Nanotrasen", "The Syndicate", "Armadyne Corporation")].<br>All rights reserved.<br>\
-					This motion picture is protected under the copyright laws of the Terran Government<br> and other nations throughout the galaxy.<br>\
-					Colony of First Publication: [pick("Mars", "Luna", "Earth", "Venus", "Phobos", "Ceres", "Tiamat", "Ceti Epsilon", "Eos", "Pluto", "Ouere", \
-					"Lordania", "Kingston", "Cinu", "Yuklid V", "Lorriman", "Tersten", "Gaia")].<br>"
+	var/disclaimer = "<br>Sponsored by [pick("Nanotrasen", "The Syndicate", "The Armadyne Corporation", "YOU, THE PLAYER",)].<br>All rights reserved.<br>\
+					This motion picture is protected under the copyright laws of the Galactic Federation, <br> and other nations throughout the galaxy.<br>\
+					Planet of First Publication: [pick("Mars", "Luna", "Earth", "Venus", "Phobos", "Ceres", "Tiamat", "Ceti Epsilon", "Eos", "Pluto", "Ouere", \
+					"Lordania", "Kingston", "Cinu", "Yuklid V", "Lorriman", "Tersten", "Carota",)].<br>"
 	disclaimer += pick("Use for parody prohibited. PROHIBITED.",
 					   "All stunts were performed by underpaid interns. Do NOT try at home.",
-					   "[pick("Nanotrasen", "The Syndicate", "Armadyne Corporation")] does not endorse behaviour depicted. Attempt at your own risk.",
+					   "[pick("Nanotrasen", "The Syndicate", "The Armadyne Corporation", )] does not endorse behaviour depicted. Attempt at your own risk.",
 					   "Any unauthorized exhibition, distribution, or copying of this film or any part thereof (including soundtrack)<br>\
 						may result in an ERT being called to storm your home and take it back by force.",
 						"The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual<br>\
 						persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.<br>\
 						This film is based on a true story and all individuals depicted are based on real people, despite what we just said.",
-						"No person or entity associated	with this film received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection<br>\
-						with the depiction of tobacco products, despite the copious amounts	of smoking depicted within.<br>\
-						(This disclaimer sponsored by Carcinoma - Carcinogens are our Business!(TM)).",
-						"No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture except for those listed previously as dead. Do not try this at home.")
+						"No person or entity associated with this film received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection<br>\
+						with the depiction of tobacco products, despite the copious amounts of smoking depicted within.<br>\
+						(This disclaimer sponsored by [pick("Nanotrasen! Have a Nanotastic Day!", "The Tiger Cooperative! Kill first, ask questions never!", "The Armadyne Corporation! How are we still a thing?", "You, and other players like you who keep our server afloat!",)](TM)).",
+						"No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture except for those listed previously as dead. Do not try this at home before signing a waiver.")
 	titles += "<hr>"
 	titles += "<center><span style='font-size:6pt;'>[JOINTEXT(disclaimer)]</span></center>"