From c36f7e3a56144bd2f26823dc656bc6d78c7f37d8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: KorPhaeron <kortgstation@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 21 May 2016 14:34:41 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 1/2] Just like one of my japanese animes

---
 code/modules/admin/secrets.dm | 31 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 31 insertions(+)

diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm
index d7b3be526cd..87a68d3ea90 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm
@@ -44,6 +44,7 @@
 
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secrets=virus'>Trigger a Virus Outbreak</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secrets=monkey'>Turn all humans into monkeys</A><BR>
+			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secrets=anime'>Chinese Cartoons</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secrets=allspecies'>Change the species of all humans</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secrets=power'>Make all areas powered</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secrets=unpower'>Make all areas unpowered</A><BR>
@@ -379,6 +380,36 @@
 			for(var/obj/machinery/light/L in machines)
 				L.broken()
 
+		if("anime")
+			if(!check_rights(R_FUN))
+				return
+			feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+			feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","CC")
+			message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] made everything kawaii.")
+			for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in mob_list)
+				H << sound('sound/AI/animes.ogg')
+
+				if(H.dna.species.id == "human")
+					if(H.dna.features["tail_human"] == "None" || H.dna.features["ears"] == "None")
+						H.dna.features["tail_human"] = "Cat"
+						H.dna.features["ears"] = "Cat"
+					var/obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/I
+					var/random = rand(1,4)
+					switch(random)
+						if(1)
+							I = new /obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl
+						if(2)
+							I = new /obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/red
+						if(3)
+							I = new /obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/green
+						if(4)
+							I = new /obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/orange
+					H.unEquip(H.w_uniform)
+					H.equip_to_slot_or_del(I, slot_w_uniform)
+					I.flags |= NODROP
+				else
+					H << "You're not kawaii enough for this."
+
 		if("whiteout")
 			if(!check_rights(R_FUN))
 				return

From e952644ae27fbc3e01931d2e0f2ae341bbcb9f0a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Remie Richards <toiletbrush95@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 21 May 2016 21:20:31 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 2/2] Improves how a seifuku is picked, abides by japanese
 honour system.

---
 code/modules/admin/secrets.dm | 17 ++++++-----------
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 11 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm
index 87a68d3ea90..7300e294879 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm
@@ -393,17 +393,12 @@
 					if(H.dna.features["tail_human"] == "None" || H.dna.features["ears"] == "None")
 						H.dna.features["tail_human"] = "Cat"
 						H.dna.features["ears"] = "Cat"
-					var/obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/I
-					var/random = rand(1,4)
-					switch(random)
-						if(1)
-							I = new /obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl
-						if(2)
-							I = new /obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/red
-						if(3)
-							I = new /obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/green
-						if(4)
-							I = new /obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/orange
+					var/seifuku = pick(typesof(/obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl))
+					var/obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/I = new seifuku
+					var/list/honorifics = list(MALE = list("kun"), FEMALE = list("chan","tan"), NEUTER = list("san")) //John Robust -> Robust-kun
+					var/list/names = splittext(H.real_name," ")
+					var/newname = "[names[2]]-[pick(honorifics[H.gender])]"
+					H.fully_replace_character_name(H.real_name,newname)
 					H.unEquip(H.w_uniform)
 					H.equip_to_slot_or_del(I, slot_w_uniform)
 					I.flags |= NODROP