diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index 4b0603285f8..c22e1380fbc 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -899,7 +899,7 @@ IF YOU MODIFY THE PRODUCTS LIST OF A MACHINE, MAKE SURE TO UPDATE ITS RESUPPLY C
 	vend_reply = "Thank you for using AutoDrobe!"
 	products = list(/obj/item/clothing/suit/chickensuit = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/chicken = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/gladiator = 1,
 					/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/gladiator = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/rank/captain/suit = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/flatcap = 1,
-					/obj/item/clothing/suit/toggle/labcoat/mad = 1,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/gglasses = 1,/obj/item/clothing/shoes/jackboots = 1,
+					/obj/item/clothing/suit/toggle/labcoat/mad = 1,/obj/item/clothing/shoes/jackboots = 1,
 					/obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/red = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/green = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/schoolgirl/orange = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/kitty = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/blackskirt = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/beret = 1,
 					/obj/item/clothing/tie/waistcoat = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/suit_jacket = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/that =1,/obj/item/clothing/under/kilt = 1,/obj/item/clothing/head/beret = 1,/obj/item/clothing/tie/waistcoat = 1,
 					/obj/item/clothing/glasses/monocle =1,/obj/item/clothing/head/bowler = 1,/obj/item/weapon/cane = 1,/obj/item/clothing/under/sl_suit = 1,
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/landmarks.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/landmarks.dm
index 12d40b9f44c..f93888ee479 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/landmarks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/landmarks.dm
@@ -108,7 +108,6 @@
 	new /obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/rank/captain/suit(src.loc)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/head/flatcap(src.loc)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/toggle/labcoat/mad(src.loc)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/gglasses(src.loc)
 	qdel(src)
 
 /obj/effect/landmark/costume/elpresidente/New()
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 35098f19800..2f94584d2e3 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -128,11 +128,7 @@
 	icon_state = "hipster_glasses"
 	item_state = "hipster_glasses"
 
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/gglasses
-	name = "Green Glasses"
-	desc = "Forest green glasses, like the kind you'd wear when hatching a nasty scheme."
-	icon_state = "gglasses"
-	item_state = "gglasses"
+//Here lies green glasses, so ugly they died. RIP
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses
 	desc = "Strangely ancient technology used to help provide rudimentary eye cover. Enhanced shielding blocks many flashes."
diff --git a/icons/mob/eyes.dmi b/icons/mob/eyes.dmi
index 1f5fd329968..fa98af4dc92 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/eyes.dmi and b/icons/mob/eyes.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi
index 3aee4154d3d..b18297ab468 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi and b/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi differ