diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/holy_weapons.dm b/code/game/objects/items/holy_weapons.dm
index 678cfb80e62..f0a307cc549 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/holy_weapons.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/holy_weapons.dm
@@ -72,7 +72,6 @@
 	icon_state = "studentuni"
 	inhand_icon_state = "studentuni"
 	body_parts_covered = ARMS|CHEST
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/storage/book/bible, /obj/item/nullrod, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/holywater, /obj/item/storage/fancy/candle_box, /obj/item/candle, /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen, /obj/item/tank/internals/plasmaman)
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/chaplain/cage
 	name = "cage"
@@ -191,7 +190,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/nullrod
 	name = "null rod"
-	desc = "A rod of pure obsidian; its very presence disrupts and dampens the powers of Nar'Sie's followers."
+	desc = "A rod of pure obsidian; its very presence disrupts and dampens 'magical forces'. That's what the guidebook says, anyway."
 	icon_state = "nullrod"
 	inhand_icon_state = "nullrod"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_lefthand.dmi'
@@ -200,6 +199,7 @@
 	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 4
 	throwforce = 10
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
 	obj_flags = UNIQUE_RENAME
 	wound_bonus = -10
@@ -311,12 +311,12 @@
 /obj/item/nullrod/claymore
 	icon_state = "claymore_gold"
 	inhand_icon_state = "claymore_gold"
-	worn_icon_state = "claymore"
+	worn_icon_state = "claymore_gold"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
 	name = "holy claymore"
 	desc = "A weapon fit for a crusade!"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
 	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BACK|ITEM_SLOT_BELT
 	block_chance = 30
 	sharpness = SHARP_EDGED
@@ -330,20 +330,21 @@
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/claymore/darkblade
+	name = "dark blade"
+	desc = "Spread the glory of the dark gods!"
 	icon_state = "cultblade"
 	inhand_icon_state = "cultblade"
+	worn_icon_state = "cultblade"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/64x64_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/64x64_righthand.dmi'
 	inhand_x_dimension = 64
 	inhand_y_dimension = 64
-	name = "dark blade"
-	desc = "Spread the glory of the dark gods!"
-	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BACK
 	hitsound = 'sound/hallucinations/growl1.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/claymore/chainsaw_sword
 	icon_state = "chainswordon"
 	inhand_icon_state = "chainswordon"
+	worn_icon_state = "chainswordon"
 	name = "sacred chainsaw sword"
 	desc = "Suffer not a heretic to live."
 	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
@@ -359,7 +360,6 @@
 	worn_icon_state = "swordon"
 	name = "force weapon"
 	desc = "The blade glows with the power of faith. Or possibly a battery."
-	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/claymore/katana
 	name = "\improper Hanzo steel"
@@ -367,14 +367,14 @@
 	icon_state = "katana"
 	inhand_icon_state = "katana"
 	worn_icon_state = "katana"
-	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT | ITEM_SLOT_BACK
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/claymore/multiverse
 	name = "extradimensional blade"
 	desc = "Once the harbinger of an interdimensional war, its sharpness fluctuates wildly."
 	icon_state = "multiverse"
 	inhand_icon_state = "multiverse"
-	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
+	worn_icon_state = "multiverse"
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BACK
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/claymore/multiverse/attack(mob/living/carbon/M, mob/living/carbon/user)
 	force = rand(1, 30)
@@ -386,19 +386,22 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/transforming_energy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "swordblue"
 	inhand_icon_state = "swordblue"
-	desc = "If you strike me down, I shall become more robust than you can possibly imagine."
+	worn_icon_state = "swordblue"
 	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
+	desc = "If you strike me down, I shall become more robust than you can possibly imagine."
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/claymore/saber/red
 	name = "dark energy sword"
 	icon_state = "swordred"
 	inhand_icon_state = "swordred"
+	worn_icon_state = "swordred"
 	desc = "Woefully ineffective when used on steep terrain."
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/claymore/saber/pirate
 	name = "nautical energy sword"
 	icon_state = "cutlass1"
 	inhand_icon_state = "cutlass1"
+	worn_icon_state = "swordred"
 	desc = "Convincing HR that your religion involved piracy was no mean feat."
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/sord
@@ -406,11 +409,12 @@
 	desc = "This thing is so unspeakably HOLY you are having a hard time even holding it."
 	icon_state = "sord"
 	inhand_icon_state = "sord"
+	worn_icon_state = "sord"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
-	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
 	force = 4.13
 	throwforce = 1
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("attacks", "slashes", "stabs", "slices", "tears", "lacerates", "rips", "dices", "cuts")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("attack", "slash", "stab", "slice", "tear", "lacerate", "rip", "dice", "cut")
@@ -436,6 +440,7 @@
 /obj/item/nullrod/scythe/vibro
 	icon_state = "hfrequency0"
 	inhand_icon_state = "hfrequency1"
+	worn_icon_state = "hfrequency0"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
 	name = "high frequency blade"
@@ -449,6 +454,7 @@
 	inhand_icon_state = "spellblade"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
+	worn_icon_state = "spellblade"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/guns/magic.dmi'
 	name = "dormant spellblade"
 	desc = "The blade grants the wielder nearly limitless power...if they can figure out how to turn it on, that is."
@@ -459,6 +465,7 @@
 	inhand_icon_state = "talking_sword"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
+	worn_icon_state = "talking_sword"
 	name = "possessed blade"
 	desc = "When the station falls into chaos, it's nice to have a friend by your side."
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("chops", "slices", "cuts")
@@ -509,6 +516,7 @@
 /obj/item/nullrod/scythe/talking/chainsword
 	icon_state = "chainswordon"
 	inhand_icon_state = "chainswordon"
+	worn_icon_state = "chainswordon"
 	name = "possessed chainsaw sword"
 	desc = "Suffer not a heretic to live."
 	chaplain_spawnable = FALSE
@@ -521,14 +529,14 @@
 	toolspeed = 0.5 //faster than normal saw
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/hammmer
-	icon_state = "hammeron"
-	inhand_icon_state = "hammeron"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_righthand.dmi'
 	name = "relic war hammer"
 	desc = "This war hammer cost the chaplain forty thousand space dollars."
-	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
+	icon_state = "hammeron"
+	inhand_icon_state = "hammeron"
+	worn_icon_state = "hammeron"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_righthand.dmi'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("smashes", "bashes", "hammers", "crunches")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("smash", "bash", "hammer", "crunch")
 
@@ -554,23 +562,28 @@
 	AddComponent(/datum/component/butchering, 30, 100, 0, hitsound)
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/clown
+	name = "clown dagger"
+	desc = "Used for absolutely hilarious sacrifices."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
 	icon_state = "clownrender"
 	inhand_icon_state = "render"
-	name = "clown dagger"
-	desc = "Used for absolutely hilarious sacrifices."
+	worn_icon_state = "render"
 	hitsound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
 	sharpness = SHARP_EDGED
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("attacks", "slashes", "stabs", "slices", "tears", "lacerates", "rips", "dices", "cuts")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("attack", "slash", "stab", "slice", "tear", "lacerate", "rip", "dice", "cut")
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/pride_hammer
-	icon_state = "pride"
 	name = "Pride-struck Hammer"
 	desc = "It resonates an aura of Pride."
+	icon_state = "pride"
+	inhand_icon_state = "pride"
+	worn_icon_state = "pride"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_righthand.dmi'
 	force = 16
 	throwforce = 15
-	w_class = 4
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
 	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BACK
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("attacks", "smashes", "crushes", "splatters", "cracks")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("attack", "smash", "crush", "splatter", "crack")
@@ -644,6 +657,7 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/plushes.dmi'
 	icon_state = "carpplush"
 	inhand_icon_state = "carp_plushie"
+	worn_icon_state = "nullrod"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/items_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/items_righthand.dmi'
 	force = 15
@@ -679,12 +693,12 @@
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/tribal_knife
 	icon_state = "crysknife"
+	desc = "They say fear is the true mind killer, but stabbing them in the head works too. Honour compels you to not sheathe it once drawn."
 	inhand_icon_state = "crysknife"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
 	name = "arrhythmic knife"
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
-	desc = "They say fear is the true mind killer, but stabbing them in the head works too. Honour compels you to not sheathe it once drawn."
 	sharpness = SHARP_EDGED
 	slot_flags = null
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
@@ -709,12 +723,15 @@
 			wielder.update_equipment_speed_mods()
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/pitchfork
+	name = "unholy pitchfork"
+	desc = "Holding this makes you look absolutely devilish."
 	icon_state = "pitchfork0"
+	worn_icon_state = "pitchfork0"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/polearms_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/polearms_righthand.dmi'
-	name = "unholy pitchfork"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-	desc = "Holding this makes you look absolutely devilish."
+	worn_icon_state = "pitchfork0"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BACK
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("pokes", "impales", "pierces", "jabs")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("poke", "impale", "pierce", "jab")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
@@ -728,21 +745,24 @@
 	inhand_icon_state = "pharoah_sceptre"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/staves_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/staves_righthand.dmi'
+	worn_icon_state = "pharoah_sceptre"
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BACK
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("bashes", "smacks", "whacks")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("bash", "smack", "whack")
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/hypertool
+	name = "hypertool"
+	desc = "A tool so powerful even you cannot perfectly use it."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
 	icon_state = "hypertool"
 	inhand_icon_state = "hypertool"
+	worn_icon_state = "hypertool"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/tools_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/tools_righthand.dmi'
 	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
-	name = "hypertool"
-	desc = "A tool so powerful even you cannot perfectly use it."
-	armour_penetration = 35
 	damtype = BRAIN
+	armour_penetration = 35
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("pulses", "mends", "cuts")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("pulse", "mend", "cut")
 	hitsound = 'sound/effects/sparks4.ogg'
@@ -750,15 +770,15 @@
 /obj/item/nullrod/spear
 	name = "ancient spear"
 	desc = "An ancient spear made of brass, I mean gold, I mean bronze. It looks highly mechanical."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/clockwork_objects.dmi'
 	icon_state = "ratvarian_spear"
 	inhand_icon_state = "ratvarian_spear"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/antag/clockwork_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/antag/clockwork_righthand.dmi'
-	icon = 'icons/obj/clockwork_objects.dmi'
 	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
 	armour_penetration = 10
 	sharpness = SHARP_POINTY
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("stabs", "pokes", "slashes", "clocks")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("stab", "poke", "slash", "clock")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/book.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/book.dm
index 15384d70145..9883782b86f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/book.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/book.dm
@@ -36,6 +36,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(bibleitemstates, list("bible", "koran", "scrapbook", "burning",
 	icon = 'icons/obj/storage.dmi'
 	icon_state = "bible"
 	inhand_icon_state = "bible"
+	worn_icon_state = "bible"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/books_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/books_righthand.dmi'
 	var/mob/affecting = null
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/back.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/back.dmi
index f4091817d18..5026d453f84 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/back.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/back.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/belt.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/belt.dmi
index 6fd46bd8157..45c3b4e732e 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/belt.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/belt.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/belt_mirror.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/belt_mirror.dmi
index c33639dd438..dac7a1483ce 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/belt_mirror.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/belt_mirror.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_lefthand.dmi
index 16efca26203..d957f1932d8 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_lefthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_lefthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_righthand.dmi
index fbe4a7cda72..65970f8ba69 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_righthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/hammers_righthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi
index 6e0ee789b09..1645ec66c8f 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi
index ee52a1156cd..7fd3b1daf58 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi differ