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+author: "Melbert"
+delete-after: True
+changes:
+  - refactor: "Refactored unarmed attacking mechanisms, this means dis-coordinated humans will now bite people like monkeys (like how coordinated monkeys punch people like humans?)"
+  - refactor: "Dis-coordinated humans smashing up machines now use their hands, rather than their paws"
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