diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm
index 14f0a665882..59063c214df 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm
@@ -347,3 +347,14 @@
 
 /datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/bad/green
 	effect_type = /obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke/bad/green
+
+/////////////////////////////////////////////
+// Quick smoke
+/////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+/obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke/quick
+	lifetime = 1
+	opaque = FALSE
+
+/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/quick
+	effect_type = /obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke/quick
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
index 21e3be6408a..ae1fdf139a9 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
@@ -21,6 +21,8 @@
 	icon_state = "pwig"
 	inhand_icon_state = "pwig"
 
+#define RABBIT_CD_TIME 30 SECONDS
+
 /obj/item/clothing/head/that
 	name = "top-hat"
 	desc = "It's an amish looking hat."
@@ -28,6 +30,37 @@
 	inhand_icon_state = "that"
 	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head
 	throwforce = 1
+	/// Cooldown for how often we can pull rabbits out of here
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(rabbit_cooldown)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/that/attackby(obj/item/hitby_item, mob/user, params)
+	. = ..()
+	if(istype(hitby_item, /obj/item/gun/magic/wand))
+		abracadabra(hitby_item, user)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/that/proc/abracadabra(obj/item/hitby_wand, mob/magician)
+	if(!COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, rabbit_cooldown))
+		to_chat("<span class='warning'>You can't find another rabbit in [src]! Seems another hasn't gotten lost in there yet...</span>")
+		return
+
+	COOLDOWN_START(src, rabbit_cooldown, RABBIT_CD_TIME)
+	playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/weapons/emitter.ogg', 70)
+	do_smoke(range=1, location=src, smoke_type=/obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke/quick)
+
+	if(prob(10))
+		magician.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[magician] taps [src] with [hitby_wand], then reaches in and pulls out a bu- wait, those are bees!</span>", "<span class='danger'>You tap [src] with your [hitby_wand.name] and pull out... <b>BEES!</b></span>")
+		var/wait_how_many_bees_did_that_guy_pull_out_of_his_hat = rand(4, 8)
+		for(var/b in 1 to wait_how_many_bees_did_that_guy_pull_out_of_his_hat)
+			var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/poison/bees/barry = new(get_turf(magician))
+			barry.target = magician
+			if(prob(20))
+				barry.say(pick("BUZZ BUZZ", "PULLING A RABBIT OUT OF A HAT IS A TIRED TROPE", "I DIDN'T ASK TO BEE HERE"), forced = "bee hat")
+	else
+		magician.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[magician] taps [src] with [hitby_wand], then reaches in and pulls out a bunny! Cute!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You tap [src] with your [hitby_wand.name] and pull out a cute bunny!</span>")
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/chicken/rabbit/bunbun = new(get_turf(magician))
+		bunbun.mob_try_pickup(magician, instant=TRUE)
+
+#undef RABBIT_CD_TIME
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/canada
 	name = "striped red tophat"
diff --git a/code/modules/holiday/easter.dm b/code/modules/holiday/easter.dm
index ecdd6d9a419..e2c14524ce3 100644
--- a/code/modules/holiday/easter.dm
+++ b/code/modules/holiday/easter.dm
@@ -51,6 +51,7 @@
 	layMessage = list("hides an egg.","scampers around suspiciously.","begins making a huge racket.","begins shuffling.")
 	pet_bonus = TRUE
 	pet_bonus_emote = "hops around happily!"
+	can_be_held = TRUE
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/chicken/rabbit/space
 	icon_prefix = "s_rabbit"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
index 00816a45189..711d7095d4b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
@@ -76,9 +76,7 @@
 	var/list/L
 	for(var/i in 1 to held_items.len)
 		if(!held_items[i])
-			if(!L)
-				L = list()
-			L += i
+			LAZYADD(L, i)
 	return L
 
 /mob/proc/get_held_index_of_item(obj/item/I)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index 6525015e785..3f5eb79e21c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -1387,20 +1387,21 @@
 	name = "[name] ([numba])"
 	real_name = name
 
-/mob/living/proc/mob_try_pickup(mob/living/user)
+/mob/living/proc/mob_try_pickup(mob/living/user, instant=FALSE)
 	if(!ishuman(user))
 		return
-	if(user.get_active_held_item())
+	if(!user.get_empty_held_indexes())
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Your hands are full!</span>")
 		return FALSE
 	if(buckled)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is buckled to something!</span>")
 		return FALSE
-	user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] starts trying to scoop up [src]!</span>", \
-					"<span class='danger'>You start trying to scoop up [src]...</span>", null, null, src)
-	to_chat(src, "<span class='userdanger'>[user] starts trying to scoop you up!</span>")
-	if(!do_after(user, 20, target = src))
-		return FALSE
+	if(!instant)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] starts trying to scoop up [src]!</span>", \
+						"<span class='danger'>You start trying to scoop up [src]...</span>", null, null, src)
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='userdanger'>[user] starts trying to scoop you up!</span>")
+		if(!do_after(user, 2 SECONDS, target = src))
+			return FALSE
 	mob_pickup(user)
 	return TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai_shell.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai_shell.dm
index 8c2e52109ae..0b048140e23 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai_shell.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai_shell.dm
@@ -128,7 +128,7 @@
 		set_light(0)
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>You disable your integrated light.</span>")
 
-/mob/living/silicon/pai/mob_try_pickup(mob/living/user)
+/mob/living/silicon/pai/mob_try_pickup(mob/living/user, instant=FALSE)
 	if(!possible_chassis[chassis])
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src]'s current form isn't able to be carried!</span>")
 		return FALSE