diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/text.dm b/code/__DEFINES/text.dm
index e2479598c46..89bf025b2d3 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/text.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/text.dm
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
 /// Folder directory for strings
 #define STRING_DIRECTORY "strings"
 
-// JSON text files found in the tgstation/strings folder 
+// JSON text files found in the tgstation/strings folder
 /// File location for brain damage traumas
 #define BRAIN_DAMAGE_FILE "traumas.json"
 /// File location for AI ion laws
@@ -55,3 +55,5 @@
 #define CLOWN_NONSENSE_FILE "clown_nonsense.json"
 /// File location for cult shuttle curse descriptions
 #define CULT_SHUTTLE_CURSE "cult_shuttle_curse.json"
+/// File location for eigenstasium lines
+#define EIGENSTASIUM_FILE "eigenstasium.json"
diff --git a/code/datums/status_effects/neutral.dm b/code/datums/status_effects/neutral.dm
index dfc8ed396b2..867c59149ed 100644
--- a/code/datums/status_effects/neutral.dm
+++ b/code/datums/status_effects/neutral.dm
@@ -391,42 +391,7 @@
 					do_sparks(5,FALSE,alt_clone)
 					alt_clone.emote("spin")
 					owner.emote("spin")
-					var/static/list/say_phrases = list(
-						"Bugger me, whats all this then?",
-						"Sacre bleu! Ou suis-je?!",
-						"I knew powering the station using a singularity engine would lead to something like this...",
-						"Wow, I can't believe in your universe Cencomm got rid of cloning.",
-						"WHAT IS HAPPENING?!",
-						"YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!",
-						"You trying to steal my job?",
-						"So that's what I'd look like if I was ugly...",
-						"So, two alternate universe twins walk into a bar...",
-						"YOU'VE DOOMED THE TIMELINE!",
-						"Ruffle a cat once in a while!",
-						"I'm starting to get why no one wants to hang out with me.",
-						"Why haven't you gotten around to starting that band?!",
-						"No!! I was just about to greentext!",
-						"Kept you waiting huh?",
-						"Oh god I think I'm ODing I'm seeing a fake version of me.",
-						"Hey, I remember that phase, glad I grew out of it.",
-						"Keep going lets see if more of us show up.",
-						"I bet we can finally take the clown now.",
-						"LING DISGUISED AS ME!",
-						"El psy congroo.",
-						"At long last! My evil twin!",
-						"Keep going lets see if more of us show up.",
-						"No! Dark spirits, do not torment me with these visions of my future self! It's horrible!",
-						"Good. Now that the council is assembled the meeting can begin.",
-						"Listen! I only have so much time before I'm ripped away. The secret behind the gas giants are...",
-						"Das ist nicht deutschland. Das ist nicht akzeptabel!!!",
-						"I've come from the future to warn you about eigenstasium! Oh no! I'm too late!",
-						"You fool! You took too much eigenstasium! You've doomed us all!",
-						"Don't trust any bagels you see until next month!",
-						"What...what's with these teleports? It's like one of my Japanese animes...!",
-						"Ik stond op het punt om mehki op tafel te zetten, en nu, waar ben ik?",
-						"Wake the fuck up spaceman we have a gas giant to burn",
-						"This is one hell of a beepsky smash.",
-						"Now neither of us will be virgins!")
+					var/list/say_phrases = strings(EIGENSTASIUM_FILE, "lines")
 					alt_clone.say(pick(say_phrases))
 				if(2)
 					phase_3_cycle = 0 //counter
diff --git a/strings/eigenstasium.json b/strings/eigenstasium.json
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..cafce6777c8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/eigenstasium.json
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+{
+	"lines": [
+		"Bugger me, whats all this then?",
+		"Sacre bleu! Ou suis-je?!",
+		"I knew powering the station using a singularity engine would lead to something like this...",
+		"Wow, I can't believe in your universe Cencomm got rid of cloning.",
+		"WHAT IS HAPPENING?!",
+		"YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!",
+		"You trying to steal my job?",
+		"So that's what I'd look like if I was ugly...",
+		"So, two alternate universe twins walk into a bar...",
+		"YOU'VE DOOMED THE TIMELINE!",
+		"Ruffle a cat once in a while!",
+		"I'm starting to get why no one wants to hang out with me.",
+		"Why haven't you gotten around to starting that band?!",
+		"No!! I was just about to greentext!",
+		"Kept you waiting huh?",
+		"Oh god I think I'm ODing I'm seeing a fake version of me.",
+		"Hey, I remember that phase, glad I grew out of it.",
+		"Keep going lets see if more of us show up.",
+		"I bet we can finally take the clown now.",
+		"LING DISGUISED AS ME!",
+		"El psy congroo.",
+		"At long last! My evil twin!",
+		"Keep going lets see if more of us show up.",
+		"No! Dark spirits, do not torment me with these visions of my future self! It's horrible!",
+		"Good. Now that the council is assembled the meeting can begin.",
+		"Listen! I only have so much time before I'm ripped away. The secret behind the gas giants are...",
+		"Das ist nicht deutschland. Das ist nicht akzeptabel!!!",
+		"I've come from the future to warn you about eigenstasium! Oh no! I'm too late!",
+		"You fool! You took too much eigenstasium! You've doomed us all!",
+		"Don't trust any bagels you see until next month!",
+		"What...what's with these teleports? It's like one of my Japanese animes...!",
+		"Ik stond op het punt om mehki op tafel te zetten, en nu, waar ben ik?",
+		"Wake the fuck up spaceman we have a gas giant to burn",
+		"This is one hell of a beepsky smash.",
+		"Now neither of us will be virgins!"
+	]
+}