diff --git a/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot.dm b/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot.dm
index a9a1db0b37b..87dd36803df 100644
--- a/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot.dm
+++ b/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot.dm
@@ -189,6 +189,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uncommon_loot, list(//uncommon: useful items
 		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/wood/fifty = 1,
 		/obj/item/beacon = 1,
 		/obj/item/weaponcrafting/receiver = 1,
+		/obj/item/paper/fluff/stations/soap =1, //recipes count as crafting.
 		) = 8,
 
 	list(//medical and chemicals
diff --git a/code/datums/traits/negative.dm b/code/datums/traits/negative.dm
index c0bb70677bc..3f431aa1b98 100644
--- a/code/datums/traits/negative.dm
+++ b/code/datums/traits/negative.dm
@@ -107,7 +107,7 @@
 			if("Mime")
 				heirloom_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/baguette
 			if("Janitor")
-				heirloom_type = pick(/obj/item/mop, /obj/item/clothing/suit/caution, /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bucket)
+				heirloom_type = pick(/obj/item/mop, /obj/item/clothing/suit/caution, /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bucket, /obj/item/paper/fluff/stations/soap)
 			if("Cook")
 				heirloom_type = pick(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/condiment/saltshaker, /obj/item/kitchen/rollingpin, /obj/item/clothing/head/chefhat)
 			if("Botanist")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/clown_items.dm b/code/game/objects/items/clown_items.dm
index cef876142a4..73204a43162 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/clown_items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/clown_items.dm
@@ -73,6 +73,19 @@
 	icon_state = "soapsyndie"
 	cleanspeed = 5 //faster than mop so it is useful for traitors who want to clean crime scenes
 
+/obj/item/soap/omega
+	name = "omega soap"
+	desc = "The most advanced soap known to mankind."
+	icon_state = "soapomega"
+	cleanspeed = 3 //Only the truest of mind soul and body get one of these
+	uses = 301
+
+/obj/item/paper/fluff/stations/soap
+	name = "ancient janitorial poem"
+	desc = "An old paper that has passed many hands."
+	info = "The legend of the omega soap</B><BR><BR> Essence of <B>potato</B>. Juice, not grind.<BR><BR> A <B>lizard's</B> tail, turned into <B>wine</B>.<BR><BR> <B>powder of monkey</B>, to help the workload.<BR><BR> Some <B>Krokodil</B>, because meth would explode.<BR><BR> <B>Nitric acid</B> and <B>Baldium</B>, for organic dissolving.<BR><BR> A cup filled with <B>Hooch</B>, for sinful absolving<BR><BR> Some <B>Bluespace Dust</B>, for removal of stains.<BR><BR> A syringe full of <B>Pump-up</B>, it's security's bane.<BR><BR> Add a can of <B>Space Cola</B>, because we've been paid.<BR><BR> <B>Heat</B> as hot as you can, let the soap be your blade.<BR><BR> <B>Ten units of each regent create a soap that could topple all others.</B>"
+
+
 /obj/item/soap/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.say(";FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!", forced="soap suicide")
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] lifts [src] to [user.p_their()] mouth and gnaws on it furiously, producing a thick froth! [user.p_they(TRUE)]'ll never get that BB gun now!</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/others.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/others.dm
index c81e9213b37..7270eff2ab7 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/others.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/others.dm
@@ -87,6 +87,18 @@
 	for(var/i = 1, i <= created_volume, i++)
 		new /obj/item/soap/homemade(location)
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/omegasoapification
+	name = "Omega Soap"
+	id = "omegasoap"
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/potato_juice = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/lizardwine = 10, /datum/reagent/monkey_powder = 10, /datum/reagent/drug/krokodil = 10, /datum/reagent/toxin/acid/nitracid = 10, /datum/reagent/baldium = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hooch = 10, /datum/reagent/bluespace = 10, /datum/reagent/drug/pumpup = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/space_cola = 10)
+	required_temp = 999
+	mob_react = FALSE
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/omegasoapification/on_reaction(datum/reagents/holder, created_volume)
+	var/location = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
+	for(var/i = 1, i <= created_volume, i++)
+		new /obj/item/soap/omega(location)
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/candlefication
 	name = "Candlefication"
 	id = "candlefication"
diff --git a/icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi b/icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi
index 5b495fd993a..fc2e4fc61f9 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi and b/icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi differ