diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm b/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
index f4e78300ef2..b1a4532ce30 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
@@ -393,7 +393,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(pda_styles, list(MONO, VT, ORBITRON, SHARE))
 #define ION_FILE "ion_laws.json"
 #define PIRATE_NAMES_FILE "pirates.json"
 #define REDPILL_FILE "redpill.json"
-
+#define ARCADE_FILE "arcade.json"
 
 //Fullscreen overlay resolution in tiles.
 #define FULLSCREEN_OVERLAY_RESOLUTION_X 15
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/computer/arcade.dm b/code/game/machinery/computer/arcade.dm
index a32f5999408..64b043c8ad7 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/computer/arcade.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/computer/arcade.dm
@@ -137,19 +137,31 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(arcade_prize_pool, list(
 	var/gameover = FALSE
 	var/blocked = FALSE //Player cannot attack/heal while set
 	var/turtle = 0
+	var/list/weapons = list()
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/arcade/battle/Reset()
 	var/name_action
 	var/name_part1
 	var/name_part2
 
-	name_action = pick("Defeat ", "Annihilate ", "Save ", "Strike ", "Stop ", "Destroy ", "Robust ", "Romance ", "Pwn ", "Own ", "Ban ")
+	if(SSevents.holidays && SSevents.holidays[HALLOWEEN])
+		name_action = pick_list(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_action_halloween")
+		name_part1 = pick_list(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_adjective_halloween")
+		name_part2 = pick_list(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_enemy_halloween")
+		weapons = strings(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_weapon_halloween")
+	else if(SSevents.holidays && SSevents.holidays[CHRISTMAS])
+		name_action = pick_list(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_action_xmas")
+		name_part1 = pick_list(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_adjective_xmas")
+		name_part2 = pick_list(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_enemy_xmas")
+		weapons = strings(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_weapon_xmas")
+	else
+		name_action = pick_list(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_action")
+		name_part1 = pick_list(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_adjective")
+		name_part2 = pick_list(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_enemy")
+		weapons = strings(ARCADE_FILE, "rpg_weapon")
 
-	name_part1 = pick("the Automatic ", "Farmer ", "Lord ", "Professor ", "the Cuban ", "the Evil ", "the Dread King ", "the Space ", "Lord ", "the Great ", "Duke ", "General ")
-	name_part2 = pick("Melonoid", "Murdertron", "Sorcerer", "Ruin", "Jeff", "Ectoplasm", "Crushulon", "Uhangoid", "Vhakoid", "Peteoid", "slime", "Griefer", "ERPer", "Lizard Man", "Unicorn", "Bloopers")
-
-	enemy_name = replacetext((name_part1 + name_part2), "the ", "")
-	name = (name_action + name_part1 + name_part2)
+	enemy_name = ("The " + name_part1 + " " + name_part2)
+	name = (name_action + " " + enemy_name)
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/arcade/battle/ui_interact(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
@@ -180,7 +192,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(arcade_prize_pool, list(
 		if (href_list["attack"])
 			blocked = TRUE
 			var/attackamt = rand(2,6)
-			temp = "You attack for [attackamt] damage!"
+			var/weapon = pick(weapons)
+			temp = "You attack with a [weapon] for [attackamt] damage!"
 			playsound(loc, 'sound/arcade/hit.ogg', 50, TRUE, extrarange = -3, falloff = 10)
 			updateUsrDialog()
 			if(turtle > 0)
@@ -209,7 +222,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(arcade_prize_pool, list(
 		else if (href_list["charge"])
 			blocked = TRUE
 			var/chargeamt = rand(4,7)
-			temp = "You regain [chargeamt] points"
+			temp = "You regain [chargeamt] points."
 			playsound(loc, 'sound/arcade/mana.ogg', 50, TRUE, extrarange = -3, falloff = 10)
 			player_mp += chargeamt
 			if(turtle > 0)
diff --git a/strings/arcade.json b/strings/arcade.json
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..ce8f4a8d290
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/arcade.json
@@ -0,0 +1,207 @@
+{
+	"rpg_adjective": [
+		"Anguished",
+		"Automatic",
+		"Cuban",
+		"Duke",
+		"Dread King",
+		"Evil",
+		"Farmer",
+		"General",
+		"Great",
+		"Griffing",
+		"Lord",
+		"Professor",
+		"Space"
+	],
+
+	"rpg_adjective_halloween": [
+		"Bloodthirsty",
+		"Cadaverous",
+		"Chilling",
+		"Demented",
+		"Demonic",
+		"Deranged",
+		"Dread",
+		"Eldritch",
+		"Ghastly",
+		"Ghoulish",
+		"Grim",
+		"Gruesome",
+		"Hideous",
+		"Killer",
+		"Lurking",
+		"Macabre",
+		"Machete-Wielding",
+		"Maggoty",
+		"Malevolent",
+		"Maniacal",
+		"Morbid",
+		"Phantasmic",
+		"Possessed",
+		"Putrefying",
+		"Spooky",
+		"Repulsive",
+		"Terrifying",
+		"Undead"
+	],
+
+	"rpg_adjective_xmas": [
+		"Bleak Midwinter",
+		"Blustery",
+		"Frostbitten",
+		"Jolly",
+		"Icy",
+		"Naughty",
+		"Snowbound",
+		"Tinselly",
+		"Yuletide"
+	],
+
+	"rpg_action": [
+		"Annihilate",
+		"Ban",
+		"Defeat",
+		"Destroy",
+		"Mutilate",
+		"Own",
+		"Pwn",
+		"Pulverize",
+		"Robust",
+		"Romance",
+		"Save",
+		"Stop",
+		"Strike",
+		"Valid",
+		"Yeet"
+	],
+
+	"rpg_action_halloween": [
+		"Amputate",
+		"Behead",
+		"Beware",
+		"Butcher",
+		"Dismember",
+		"Exorcise",
+		"Frighten",
+		"Horrify",
+		"Scare",
+		"Scythe",
+		"Slay",
+		"Spook",
+		"Vanquish"
+	],
+
+	"rpg_action_xmas": [
+		"Freeze",
+		"Jingle",
+		"Nutcrack",
+		"Regift",
+		"Stuff",
+		"Unwrap",
+		"Wassail"
+	],
+
+	"rpg_enemy": [
+		"Administrator",
+		"Bloopers",
+		"Crushulon",
+		"Ectoplasm",
+		"ERPer",
+		"Felinid",
+		"Griefer",
+		"Kobold",
+		"Lizard Man",
+		"Mecha-Gondola",
+		"Peteoid",
+		"Slime",
+		"Syndie",
+		"Uhangoid",
+		"Unicorn",
+		"Tunnel Clown",
+		"Vhakoid"
+	],
+
+	"rpg_enemy_halloween": [
+		"Artificer",
+		"Banshee",
+		"Bogeyman",
+		"Chimera",
+		"Clown",
+		"Corpse",
+		"Cryptid",
+		"Dullahan",
+		"Gibdo",
+		"Goblin King",
+		"Graverobber",
+		"Headless Horseman",
+		"Juggernaut",
+		"Necromancer",
+		"Poltergeist",
+		"Reaper",
+		"Shoggoth",
+		"Skeleton",
+		"Tarantula",
+		"Tomato",
+		"Vampire",
+		"Wendigo",
+		"Werewolf",
+		"Wraith",
+		"Zombie"
+	],
+
+	"rpg_enemy_xmas": [
+		"Abominable Snowman",
+		"Der Klown",
+		"Elf",
+		"Festivus Pole",
+		"Ghost of Your Future",
+		"Grinch",
+		"Krampus",
+		"Little Drummer Boy",
+		"Scrooge",
+		"Stalking Stocking",
+		"Yeti",
+		"Yuki-Onna"
+	],
+
+	"rpg_weapon": [
+		"baseball bat",
+		"bike horn",
+		"broken bottle",
+		"chef's knife",
+		"claymore",
+		"crowbar",
+		"curator's whip",
+		"fire axe",
+		"fire extinguisher",
+		"full oxygen tank",
+		"glass shard",
+		"liz o' nine tails",
+		"null rod",
+		"potted plant",
+		"rolling pin",
+		"screwdriver",
+		"stunprod",
+		"toolbox"
+	],
+	
+	"rpg_weapon_halloween": [
+		"chainsaw",
+		"lit jack-o-lantern",
+		"machete",
+		"silver dagger",
+		"skeleton femur",
+		"wooden stake"
+	],
+	
+	"rpg_weapon_xmas": [
+		"box cutter",
+		"Christmas-light garrotte",
+		"sharpened icicle",
+		"sprig of mistletoe",
+		"thrown snowball",
+		"whole Christmas tree"
+	]
+
+}