diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 67fa2e18475..50a03307add 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -30,9 +30,6 @@
 	for(var/i=0;i<7;i++) // 2 for medHUDs and 5 for secHUDs
 		hud_list += image('icons/mob/hud.dmi', src, "hudunknown")
 
-	if(real_name == "John McClane")
-		ventcrawler = 2
-
 	..()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/Destroy()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/corgi.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/corgi.dm
index e1a62f88c67..3efbcf57757 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/corgi.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/corgi.dm
@@ -331,15 +331,13 @@
 	name = "Ian"
 	real_name = "Ian"	//Intended to hold the name without altering it.
 	gender = MALE
-	desc = "wow"
+	desc = "It's a corgi."
 	var/turns_since_scan = 0
 	var/obj/movement_target
 	response_help  = "pets"
 	response_disarm = "bops"
 	response_harm   = "kicks"
 
-	speak = list("wow", "such corgi", "much cute", "very pet")
-
 /mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/Ian/Life()
 	..()
 
@@ -384,9 +382,6 @@
 						if(prob(20))
 							emote("stares at [movement_target.loc]'s [movement_target] with a sad puppy-face")
 
-		if(prob(2))
-			say(pick("wow", "such dog", "much corgi", "very cute"))
-
 		if(prob(1))
 			emote(pick("dances around","chases its tail"))
 			spawn(0)
@@ -394,7 +389,6 @@
 					dir = i
 					sleep(1)
 
-
 /mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/Ian/Bump(atom/movable/AM as mob|obj, yes)
 	if ((!( yes ) || now_pushing))
 		return
@@ -423,22 +417,10 @@
 		now_pushing = null
 //PC stuff-Sieve
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/Ian/Die()
-	say(pick("wow", "much die", "very dead", "such afterlife"))
-	..()
-
-/mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/Ian/gib(animation)
-	say(pick("wow", "such gore", "much graphic", "very gib"))
-	..()
-
-/mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/Ian/adjustBruteLoss(damage)
-	say(pick("wow", "much hurt", "very pain", "such damage"))
-
 /mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/attackby(var/obj/item/O as obj, var/mob/user as mob)  //Marker -Agouri
 	if(istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/newspaper))
 		if(!stat)
 			user.visible_message("\blue [user] baps [name] on the nose with the rolled up [O]")
-			say(pick("much pain", "very hurt", "such sad"))
 			spawn(0)
 				for(var/i in list(1,2,4,8,4,2,1,2))
 					dir = i
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
index 73d0abc6e0b..710f8bc9543 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
@@ -197,7 +197,6 @@
 		if(iscorgi(M))
 			if(bitecount == 0 || prob(50))
 				M.emote("nibbles away at the [src]")
-				M.say(pick("wow", "such taste", "much food", "very eat"))
 			bitecount++
 			if(bitecount >= 5)
 				var/sattisfaction_text = pick("burps from enjoyment", "yaps for more", "woofs twice", "looks at the area where the [src] was")