diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
index 1a863f36146..bf1edc9c372 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
@@ -353,12 +353,6 @@ var/list/uplink_items = list()
 	cost = 6
 	excludefrom = list(/datum/game_mode/nuclear)
 
-/datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/edagger
-	name = "Energy Dagger"
-	desc = "A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off."
-	item = /obj/item/weapon/pen/edagger
-	cost = 3
-
 /datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/foampistol
 	name = "Toy Gun (with Stun Darts)"
 	desc = "An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts, to incapacitate a target."
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/pen.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/pen.dm
index d62a13018ed..6e0f9b5e979 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/pen.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/pen.dm
@@ -78,41 +78,3 @@
 	reagents.add_reagent("mutetoxin", 15)
 	reagents.add_reagent("tirizene", 10)
 	..()
-
-/*
- * (Alan) Edaggers
- */
-/obj/item/weapon/pen/edagger
-	origin_tech = "combat=3;syndicate=5"
-	var/on = 0
-
-/obj/item/weapon/pen/edagger/attack_self(mob/living/user)
-	if(on)
-		on = 0
-		force = initial(force)
-		w_class = initial(w_class)
-		name = initial(name)
-		hitsound = initial(hitsound)
-		embed_chance = initial(embed_chance)
-		throwforce = initial(throwforce)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg', 10, 1)
-		user << "<span class='warning'>[src] can now be concealed.</span>"
-	else
-		on = 1
-		force = 15
-		w_class = 3
-		name = "energy dagger"
-		hitsound = 'sound/weapons/blade1.ogg'
-		embed_chance = 90 //rule of cool
-		throwforce = 35
-		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg', 10, 1)
-		user << "<span class='warning'>[src] is now active.</span>"
-	update_icon()
-
-/obj/item/weapon/pen/edagger/update_icon()
-	if(on)
-		icon_state = "edagger"
-		item_state = "edagger"
-	else
-		icon_state = initial(icon_state) //looks like a normal pen when off.
-		item_state = initial(item_state)
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/items_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/items_lefthand.dmi
index f3510784ba3..d4b7e0ae9c6 100644
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diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/items_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/items_righthand.dmi
index 40da98ba7f0..a74d2ce1271 100644
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diff --git a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi
index 2b2b6702fe7..830fac5dea8 100644
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