From 06e151c1ad7d765e6039f3bc6afc7de7e4834f42 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2014 11:39:04 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 01/14] Making them talk and reply (test version)

---
 .../modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm | 168 ++++++++++++++----
 .../mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm      |   8 +-
 .../mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm       |   9 +-
 code/modules/mob/living/say.dm                |  10 ++
 4 files changed, 152 insertions(+), 43 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index aec12755d58..d98348d8eaf 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -370,10 +370,6 @@
 
 		if(Victim) return // if it's eating someone already, continue eating!
 
-
-		if(prob(1))
-			emote(pick("bounce","sway","light","vibrate","jiggle"))
-
 		if(AIproc && SStun) return
 
 
@@ -398,28 +394,18 @@
 		if(starving && !client) // if a slime is starving, it starts losing its friends
 			if(Friends.len > 0 && prob(1))
 				var/mob/nofriend = pick(Friends)
-				Friends -= nofriend
+				--Friends[nofriend]
 
 		if(!Target)
 			var/list/targets = list()
 
-			if(hungry || starving) //Only add to the list if we need to
+			if((hungry && !Leader) || starving) //Only add to the list if we need to
 				for(var/mob/living/L in view(7,src))
 
 					//Ignore other slimes, dead mobs and simple_animals
-					if(isslime(L) || L.stat != CONSCIOUS || isanimal(L))
+					if(isslime(L) || L.stat == DEAD || isanimal(L) || issilicon(L))
 						continue
 
-					if(issilicon(L))
-						if(!is_adult) //Non-starving diciplined adult slimes wont eat things
-							if(!starving && Discipline > 0)
-								continue
-
-						if(tame) //Tame slimes ignore electronic life
-							continue
-
-						targets += L //Possible target found!
-
 					else if(iscarbon(L))
 
 						if(istype(L, /mob/living/carbon/human)) //Ignore slime(wo)men
@@ -435,7 +421,7 @@
 						if(L in Friends) //No eating friends!
 							continue
 
-						if(tame && ishuman(L)) //Tame slimes dont eat people.
+						if(tame && ishuman(L)) //Tame slimes don't eat people.
 							continue
 
 						if(!L.canmove) //Only one slime can latch on at a time.
@@ -449,37 +435,141 @@
 
 						targets += L //Possible target found!
 
-
-
 			if((hungry || starving) && targets.len > 0)
-				if(!is_adult)
-					if(!starving)
-						for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in targets)
-							if(!Discipline && prob(5))
-								if(ishuman(C))
-									Target = C
-									break
-								if(isalienadult(C))
-									Target = C
-									break
+				if(!starving)
+					for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in targets)
+						if(!Discipline && prob(5))
+							if(ishuman(C))
+								Target = C
+								break
+							if(isalienadult(C))
+								Target = C
+								break
 
-							if(islarva(C))
-								Target = C
-								break
-							if(ismonkey(C))
-								Target = C
-								break
-					else
-						Target = targets[1]
+						if(islarva(C))
+							Target = C
+							break
+						if(ismonkey(C))
+							Target = C
+							break
 				else
-					Target = targets[1] // closest target
+					Target = targets[1]
 
 			if(targets.len > 0)
 				if(attacked > 0 || rabid)
 					Target = targets[1] //closest mob probably attacked it, so override Target and attack the nearest!
 
+		if (speech_buffer.len > 0)
+			var/who = speech_buffer[1] // Who said it?
+			var/phrase = speech_buffer[2] // What did they say?
+			if ((findtext(phrase, number) || findtext(phrase, "Slimes"))) // Talking to us
+				if (findtext(phrase, "Friend")) // Debug
+					++Friends[who]
+				if (findtext(phrase, "Hello") || findtext(phrase, "Hi"))
+					say (pick("Hello...", "Hi..."))
+				if (findtext(phrase, "Follow"))
+					if (Leader)
+						if (Leader == who) // Already following him
+							say (pick("Yes...", "Lead..."))
+						else if (Friends[who] > Friends[Leader]) // VIVA
+							Leader = who
+							say ("Yes... I follow [who]...")
+						else
+							say ("No... I follow [Leader]...")
+					else
+						if (Friends[who] > 2)
+							Leader = who
+							say ("I follow...")
+						else // Not friendly enough
+							say ("No...")
+				if (findtext(phrase, "Stop"))
+					if (Victim) // We are asked to stop feeding
+						if (Friends[who] > 4)
+							Victim = null
+							if (Friends[who] < 7)
+								--Friends[who]
+								say ("Grrr...") // I'm angry but I do it
+							else
+								say ("Fine...")
+					else if (Leader) // We are asked to stop following
+						if (Leader == who)
+							say ("Yes... I'll stay...")
+							Leader = null
+						else
+							if (Friends[who] > Friends[Leader])
+								Leader = null
+								say ("Yes... I'll stop...")
+							else
+								say ("No... I'll keep following...")
+				if (findtext(phrase, "Kill")) // Will remove later
+					if (Friends[who] > 5)
+						rabid = 1
+			speech_buffer = list()
+		if(prob(1))
+			emote(pick("bounce","sway","light","vibrate","jiggle"))
+		else
+			var/t = 10
+			var/slimes_near = -1 // Don't count itself
+			var/friends_near = list()
+			for (var/mob/living/carbon/M in view(7,src))
+				if (isslime(M))
+					slimes_near += 1
+				if (M in Friends)
+					t += 20
+					friends_near += M
+			if (hungry) t += 10
+			if (starving) t += 20
+			if (prob(100) && prob(t))
+				var/phrases = list()
+				if (Target) phrases += "[Target]... looks tasty..."
+				if (starving)
+					phrases += "So... hungry..."
+					phrases += "Very... hungry..."
+					phrases += "Need... food..."
+					phrases += "Must... eat..."
+				if (hungry)
+					phrases += "Hungry..."
+					phrases += "Where is the food?"
+					phrases += "I want to eat..."
+				//phrases += "Rawr..."
+				//phrases += "Blop..."
+				if (rabid)
+					phrases += "Hrr..."
+					phrases += "Nhuu..."
+					phrases += "Unn..."
+				if (tame)
+					phrases += "Purr..."
+				if (attacked)
+					phrases += "Grrr..."
+				if (getToxLoss() > 30)
+					phrases += "Cold..."
+				if (getToxLoss() > 60)
+					phrases += "So... cold..."
+					phrases += "Very... cold..."
+				if (getToxLoss() > 90)
+					phrases += "..."
+					phrases += "C... c..."
+				if (amount_grown > 8 && !is_adult) phrases += "Soon I'll evolve..."
+				if (powerlevel > 3) phrases += "Bzzz..."
+				if (powerlevel > 5) phrases += "Zap..."
+				if (powerlevel > 8) phrases += "Zap... Bzz..."
+				if (slimes_near) phrases += "Brother..."
+				if (slimes_near > 1) phrases += "Brothers..."
+				if (!slimes_near)
+					phrases += "Lonely..."
+				for (var/M in friends_near)
+					phrases += "[M]... friend... [Friends[M]]..." // Debug info
+					if (hungry)
+						phrases += "[M]... I'm hungry..."
+				if (Friends.len > 0) phrases += "Friends are not food..."
+				
+				say (pick(phrases))
 
 		if(!Target)
+			if (Leader)
+				if(canmove && isturf(loc))
+					step_to(src, Leader)
+
 			if(hungry || starving)
 				if(canmove && isturf(loc) && prob(50))
 					step(src, pick(cardinal))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
index ab479dffe30..4b862e328ce 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
@@ -30,16 +30,19 @@
 	var/amount_grown = 0 // controls how long the slime has been overfed, if 10, grows into an adult
 						 // if adult: if 10: reproduces
 
+	var/number = 0 // Used to understand when someone is talking to it
 
 	var/mob/living/Victim = null // the person the slime is currently feeding on
 	var/mob/living/Target = null // AI variable - tells the slime to hunt this down
+	var/mob/living/Leader = null // AI variable - tells the slime to follow this person
 
 	var/attacked = 0 // determines if it's been attacked recently. Can be any number, is a cooloff-ish variable
 	var/tame = 0 // if set to 1, the slime will not eat humans ever, or attack them
 	var/rabid = 0 // if set to 1, the slime will attack and eat anything it comes in contact with
 
 	var/list/Friends = list() // A list of potential friends
-	var/list/FriendsWeight = list() // A list containing values respective to Friends. This determines how many times a slime "likes" something. If the slime likes it more than 2 times, it becomes a friend
+
+	var/list/speech_buffer = list() // List of phrases said near it
 
 	// slimes pass on genetic data, so all their offspring have the same "Friends",
 
@@ -52,7 +55,8 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/New()
 	create_reagents(100)
 	spawn (0)
-		name = "[colour] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime ([rand(1, 1000)])"
+		number = rand(1, 1000)
+		name = "[colour] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime ([number])"
 		icon_state = "[colour] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime"
 		real_name = name
 		slime_mutation = mutation_table(colour)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm
index 771fc56eae1..b892f5364a2 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm
@@ -139,7 +139,11 @@
 					if(Victim.LAssailant && Victim.LAssailant != Victim)
 						if(prob(50))
 							if(!(Victim.LAssailant in Friends))
-								Friends.Add(Victim.LAssailant) // no idea why i was using the |= operator
+								Friends[Victim.LAssailant] = 1
+								//Friends.Add(Victim.LAssailant) // no idea why i was using the |= operator
+							else
+								++Friends[Victim.LAssailant]
+
 
 			if(M.client && istype(src, /mob/living/carbon/human))
 				if(prob(85))
@@ -211,6 +215,7 @@
 				if(ckey)	M.nutrition = new_nutrition //Player slimes are more robust at spliting. Once an oversight of poor copypasta, now a feature!
 				M.powerlevel = new_powerlevel
 				if(i != 1) step_away(M,src)
+				M.Friends = Friends.Copy()
 				babies += M
 				feedback_add_details("slime_babies_born","slimebirth_[replacetext(M.colour," ","_")]")
 
@@ -225,4 +230,4 @@
 		else
 			src << "<i>I am not ready to reproduce yet...</i>"
 	else
-		src << "<i>I am not old enough to reproduce yet...</i>"
+		src << "<i>I am not old enough to reproduce yet...</i>"
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
index 27aaae5e1a0..a43b70ca992 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
@@ -287,6 +287,16 @@ var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
 				P.speech_buffer.Remove(pick(P.speech_buffer))
 			P.speech_buffer.Add(html_decode(message))
 
+		if(isslime(A)) //Slimes answering to people
+			if (A == src)
+				continue
+
+			var/mob/living/carbon/slime/S = A
+			if (src in S.Friends)
+				S.speech_buffer = list()
+				S.speech_buffer.Add(src)
+				S.speech_buffer.Add(html_decode(message))
+
 		if(istype(A, /obj/)) //radio in pocket could work, radio in backpack wouldn't --rastaf0
 			var/obj/O = A
 			spawn (0)

From ae1939167b4e59e1e1d64847c311580e024bb693 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2014 19:41:06 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 02/14] Can talk to specific slimes

---
 code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm   | 16 ++++++++--------
 code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm |  2 +-
 code/modules/mob/living/say.dm                   |  2 +-
 3 files changed, 10 insertions(+), 10 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index d98348d8eaf..610a33ee7b3 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -462,12 +462,12 @@
 		if (speech_buffer.len > 0)
 			var/who = speech_buffer[1] // Who said it?
 			var/phrase = speech_buffer[2] // What did they say?
-			if ((findtext(phrase, number) || findtext(phrase, "Slimes"))) // Talking to us
-				if (findtext(phrase, "Friend")) // Debug
+			if ((findtext(phrase, num2text(number)) || findtext(phrase, "slimes"))) // Talking to us
+				if (findtext(phrase, "friend")) // Debug
 					++Friends[who]
-				if (findtext(phrase, "Hello") || findtext(phrase, "Hi"))
+				if (findtext(phrase, "hello") || findtext(phrase, "hi"))
 					say (pick("Hello...", "Hi..."))
-				if (findtext(phrase, "Follow"))
+				else if (findtext(phrase, "follow"))
 					if (Leader)
 						if (Leader == who) // Already following him
 							say (pick("Yes...", "Lead..."))
@@ -482,7 +482,7 @@
 							say ("I follow...")
 						else // Not friendly enough
 							say ("No...")
-				if (findtext(phrase, "Stop"))
+				else if (findtext(phrase, "stop"))
 					if (Victim) // We are asked to stop feeding
 						if (Friends[who] > 4)
 							Victim = null
@@ -501,7 +501,7 @@
 								say ("Yes... I'll stop...")
 							else
 								say ("No... I'll keep following...")
-				if (findtext(phrase, "Kill")) // Will remove later
+				else if (findtext(phrase, "kill")) // Will remove later
 					if (Friends[who] > 5)
 						rabid = 1
 			speech_buffer = list()
@@ -531,8 +531,8 @@
 					phrases += "Hungry..."
 					phrases += "Where is the food?"
 					phrases += "I want to eat..."
-				//phrases += "Rawr..."
-				//phrases += "Blop..."
+				phrases += "Rawr..."
+				phrases += "Blop..."
 				if (rabid)
 					phrases += "Hrr..."
 					phrases += "Nhuu..."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm
index b892f5364a2..da6b0bbff2f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm
@@ -183,7 +183,7 @@
 			maxHealth = 200
 			amount_grown = 0
 			regenerate_icons()
-			name = text("[colour] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime ([rand(1, 1000)])")
+			name = text("[colour] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime ([number])")
 		else
 			src << "<i>I am not ready to evolve yet...</i>"
 	else
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
index a43b70ca992..0357d03574a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
@@ -295,7 +295,7 @@ var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
 			if (src in S.Friends)
 				S.speech_buffer = list()
 				S.speech_buffer.Add(src)
-				S.speech_buffer.Add(html_decode(message))
+				S.speech_buffer.Add(lowertext(html_decode(message)))
 
 		if(istype(A, /obj/)) //radio in pocket could work, radio in backpack wouldn't --rastaf0
 			var/obj/O = A

From 1be7f9e8d712be1f91ca32f41e36939702ea8b0a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Sat, 5 Apr 2014 20:46:24 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 03/14] Faces and refactoring

---
 .../modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm | 250 ++++++++++--------
 .../mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm      |   5 +
 2 files changed, 140 insertions(+), 115 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index 610a33ee7b3..820493077bc 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -5,8 +5,6 @@
 	var/Discipline = 0 // if a slime has been hit with a freeze gun, or wrestled/attacked off a human, they become disciplined and don't attack anymore for a while
 	var/SStun = 0 // stun variable
 
-
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/Life()
 	set invisibility = 0
 	set background = BACKGROUND_ENABLED
@@ -24,12 +22,13 @@
 
 		handle_targets()
 
+		if (!ckey)
+			handle_speech_and_mood()
 
 	var/datum/gas_mixture/environment
 	if(src.loc)
 		environment = loc.return_air()
 
-
 	//Apparently, the person who wrote this code designed it so that
 	//blinded get reset each cycle and then get activated later in the
 	//code. Very ugly. I dont care. Moving this stuff here so its easy
@@ -46,8 +45,6 @@
 	//Status updates, death etc.
 	handle_regular_status_updates()
 
-
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/AIprocess()  // the master AI process
 
 	//world << "AI proc started."
@@ -221,7 +218,6 @@
 
 	if(reagents) reagents.metabolize(src)
 
-
 	src.updatehealth()
 
 	return //TODO: DEFERRED
@@ -357,7 +353,6 @@
 		if(prob(10))
 			Discipline--
 
-
 	if(!client)
 
 		if(!canmove) return
@@ -372,7 +367,6 @@
 
 		if(AIproc && SStun) return
 
-
 		var/hungry = 0 // determines if the slime is hungry
 		var/starving = 0 // determines if the slime is starving-hungry
 		if(is_adult) // 1200 max nutrition
@@ -402,7 +396,7 @@
 			if((hungry && !Leader) || starving) //Only add to the list if we need to
 				for(var/mob/living/L in view(7,src))
 
-					//Ignore other slimes, dead mobs and simple_animals
+					//Ignore other slimes, dead mobs, simple_animals and silicons
 					if(isslime(L) || L.stat == DEAD || isanimal(L) || issilicon(L))
 						continue
 
@@ -459,112 +453,6 @@
 				if(attacked > 0 || rabid)
 					Target = targets[1] //closest mob probably attacked it, so override Target and attack the nearest!
 
-		if (speech_buffer.len > 0)
-			var/who = speech_buffer[1] // Who said it?
-			var/phrase = speech_buffer[2] // What did they say?
-			if ((findtext(phrase, num2text(number)) || findtext(phrase, "slimes"))) // Talking to us
-				if (findtext(phrase, "friend")) // Debug
-					++Friends[who]
-				if (findtext(phrase, "hello") || findtext(phrase, "hi"))
-					say (pick("Hello...", "Hi..."))
-				else if (findtext(phrase, "follow"))
-					if (Leader)
-						if (Leader == who) // Already following him
-							say (pick("Yes...", "Lead..."))
-						else if (Friends[who] > Friends[Leader]) // VIVA
-							Leader = who
-							say ("Yes... I follow [who]...")
-						else
-							say ("No... I follow [Leader]...")
-					else
-						if (Friends[who] > 2)
-							Leader = who
-							say ("I follow...")
-						else // Not friendly enough
-							say ("No...")
-				else if (findtext(phrase, "stop"))
-					if (Victim) // We are asked to stop feeding
-						if (Friends[who] > 4)
-							Victim = null
-							if (Friends[who] < 7)
-								--Friends[who]
-								say ("Grrr...") // I'm angry but I do it
-							else
-								say ("Fine...")
-					else if (Leader) // We are asked to stop following
-						if (Leader == who)
-							say ("Yes... I'll stay...")
-							Leader = null
-						else
-							if (Friends[who] > Friends[Leader])
-								Leader = null
-								say ("Yes... I'll stop...")
-							else
-								say ("No... I'll keep following...")
-				else if (findtext(phrase, "kill")) // Will remove later
-					if (Friends[who] > 5)
-						rabid = 1
-			speech_buffer = list()
-		if(prob(1))
-			emote(pick("bounce","sway","light","vibrate","jiggle"))
-		else
-			var/t = 10
-			var/slimes_near = -1 // Don't count itself
-			var/friends_near = list()
-			for (var/mob/living/carbon/M in view(7,src))
-				if (isslime(M))
-					slimes_near += 1
-				if (M in Friends)
-					t += 20
-					friends_near += M
-			if (hungry) t += 10
-			if (starving) t += 20
-			if (prob(100) && prob(t))
-				var/phrases = list()
-				if (Target) phrases += "[Target]... looks tasty..."
-				if (starving)
-					phrases += "So... hungry..."
-					phrases += "Very... hungry..."
-					phrases += "Need... food..."
-					phrases += "Must... eat..."
-				if (hungry)
-					phrases += "Hungry..."
-					phrases += "Where is the food?"
-					phrases += "I want to eat..."
-				phrases += "Rawr..."
-				phrases += "Blop..."
-				if (rabid)
-					phrases += "Hrr..."
-					phrases += "Nhuu..."
-					phrases += "Unn..."
-				if (tame)
-					phrases += "Purr..."
-				if (attacked)
-					phrases += "Grrr..."
-				if (getToxLoss() > 30)
-					phrases += "Cold..."
-				if (getToxLoss() > 60)
-					phrases += "So... cold..."
-					phrases += "Very... cold..."
-				if (getToxLoss() > 90)
-					phrases += "..."
-					phrases += "C... c..."
-				if (amount_grown > 8 && !is_adult) phrases += "Soon I'll evolve..."
-				if (powerlevel > 3) phrases += "Bzzz..."
-				if (powerlevel > 5) phrases += "Zap..."
-				if (powerlevel > 8) phrases += "Zap... Bzz..."
-				if (slimes_near) phrases += "Brother..."
-				if (slimes_near > 1) phrases += "Brothers..."
-				if (!slimes_near)
-					phrases += "Lonely..."
-				for (var/M in friends_near)
-					phrases += "[M]... friend... [Friends[M]]..." // Debug info
-					if (hungry)
-						phrases += "[M]... I'm hungry..."
-				if (Friends.len > 0) phrases += "Friends are not food..."
-				
-				say (pick(phrases))
-
 		if(!Target)
 			if (Leader)
 				if(canmove && isturf(loc))
@@ -580,3 +468,135 @@
 		else
 			if(!AIproc)
 				spawn() AIprocess()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/handle_speech_and_mood()
+	//Mood starts here
+	var/newmood = ""
+	if (rabid) newmood = "angry"
+	else if (Target) newmood = "mischevous"
+
+	if (!newmood)
+		if (prob(1))
+			newmood = pick("sad", ":3", "pout")
+
+	if (mood == "sad" || mood == ":3" || mood == "pout" && !newmood)
+		if (prob(75)) newmood = mood
+
+	if (newmood != mood) // This is so we don't redraw them every time
+		mood = newmood
+		regenerate_icons()
+
+	//Speech understanding starts here
+	var/to_say
+	if (speech_buffer.len > 0)
+		var/who = speech_buffer[1] // Who said it?
+		var/phrase = speech_buffer[2] // What did they say?
+		if ((findtext(phrase, num2text(number)) || findtext(phrase, "slimes"))) // Talking to us
+			if (findtext(phrase, "friend")) // Debug
+				++Friends[who]
+			if (findtext(phrase, "hello") || findtext(phrase, "hi"))
+				to_say = pick("Hello...", "Hi...")
+			else if (findtext(phrase, "follow"))
+				if (Leader)
+					if (Leader == who) // Already following him
+						to_say = pick("Yes...", "Lead...", "Following...")
+					else if (Friends[who] > Friends[Leader]) // VIVA
+						Leader = who
+						to_say = "Yes... I follow [who]..."
+					else
+						to_say = "No... I follow [Leader]..."
+				else
+					if (Friends[who] > 2)
+						Leader = who
+						to_say = "I follow..."
+					else // Not friendly enough
+						to_say = pick("No...", "I won't follow...")
+			else if (findtext(phrase, "stop"))
+				if (Victim) // We are asked to stop feeding
+					if (Friends[who] > 4)
+						Victim = null
+						if (Friends[who] < 7)
+							--Friends[who]
+							to_say = "Grrr..." // I'm angry but I do it
+						else
+							to_say = "Fine..."
+				else if (Leader) // We are asked to stop following
+					if (Leader == who)
+						to_say = "Yes... I'll stay..."
+						Leader = null
+					else
+						if (Friends[who] > Friends[Leader])
+							Leader = null
+							to_say = "Yes... I'll stop..."
+						else
+							to_say = "No... I'll keep following..."
+			else if (findtext(phrase, "kill")) // Will remove later
+				if (Friends[who] > 5)
+					rabid = 1
+		speech_buffer = list()
+
+	//Speech starts here
+	if (to_say)
+		say (to_say)
+	else if(prob(1))
+		emote(pick("bounce","sway","light","vibrate","jiggle"))
+	else
+		var/t = 10
+		var/slimes_near = -1 // Don't count itself
+		var/friends_near = list()
+		for (var/mob/living/carbon/M in view(7,src))
+			if (isslime(M))
+				slimes_near += 1
+			if (M in Friends)
+				t += 20
+				friends_near += M
+		if (nutrition < 800) t += 10
+		if (nutrition < 300) t += 20
+		if (prob(100) && prob(t))
+			var/phrases = list()
+			if (Target) phrases += "[Target]... looks tasty..."
+			if (nutrition < 300)
+				phrases += "So... hungry..."
+				phrases += "Very... hungry..."
+				phrases += "Need... food..."
+				phrases += "Must... eat..."
+			else if (nutrition < 800)
+				phrases += "Hungry..."
+				phrases += "Where is the food?"
+				phrases += "I want to eat..."
+			phrases += "Rawr..."
+			phrases += "Blop..."
+			if (rabid)
+				phrases += "Hrr..."
+				phrases += "Nhuu..."
+				phrases += "Unn..."
+			if (tame || mood == ":3")
+				phrases += "Purr..."
+			if (attacked)
+				phrases += "Grrr..."
+			if (getToxLoss() > 30)
+				phrases += "Cold..."
+			if (getToxLoss() > 60)
+				phrases += "So... cold..."
+				phrases += "Very... cold..."
+			if (getToxLoss() > 90)
+				phrases += "..."
+				phrases += "C... c..."
+			if (Victim)
+				phrases += "Nom..."
+				phrases += "Tasty..."
+			if (amount_grown > 8 && !is_adult) phrases += "Soon I'll evolve..."
+			if (powerlevel > 3) phrases += "Bzzz..."
+			if (powerlevel > 5) phrases += "Zap..."
+			if (powerlevel > 8) phrases += "Zap... Bzz..."
+			if (mood == "sad") phrases += "Bored..."
+			if (slimes_near) phrases += "Brother..."
+			if (slimes_near > 1) phrases += "Brothers..."
+			if (!slimes_near)
+				phrases += "Lonely..."
+			for (var/M in friends_near)
+				phrases += "[M]... friend... [Friends[M]]..." // Debug info
+				if (nutrition < 750)
+					phrases += "[M]... I'm hungry..."
+			if (Friends.len > 0) phrases += "Friends are not food..."
+			say (pick(phrases))
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
index 4b862e328ce..72fba526d39 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
@@ -44,6 +44,8 @@
 
 	var/list/speech_buffer = list() // List of phrases said near it
 
+	var/mood = "" // To show its face
+
 	// slimes pass on genetic data, so all their offspring have the same "Friends",
 
 	///////////TIME FOR SUBSPECIES
@@ -66,6 +68,9 @@
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/regenerate_icons()
 	icon_state = "[colour] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime"
+	overlays.Cut()
+	if (mood)
+		overlays += image('icons/mob/slimes.dmi', icon_state = "aslime-[mood]")
 	..()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/movement_delay()

From 3b67f683a80bffb5f5cbd61a9fe97eab44cbe0ba Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Mon, 7 Apr 2014 16:15:47 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 04/14] Stay command (untested)

---
 .../modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm | 32 +++++++++++++++++--
 .../mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm      |  1 +
 2 files changed, 30 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index 820493077bc..ad48bb267fd 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -456,15 +456,25 @@
 		if(!Target)
 			if (Leader)
 				if(canmove && isturf(loc))
-					step_to(src, Leader)
+					if (holding_still)
+						holding_still = max(holding_still - 1, 0)
+					else
+						step_to(src, Leader)
 
 			if(hungry || starving)
 				if(canmove && isturf(loc) && prob(50))
-					step(src, pick(cardinal))
+					if (holding_still)
+						holding_still = max(holding_still - 1, 0)
+						if (starving) holding_still = max(holding_still - 1, 0) // Getting impatient twice as fast
+					else
+						step(src, pick(cardinal))
 
 			else
 				if(canmove && isturf(loc) && prob(33))
-					step(src, pick(cardinal))
+					if (holding_still)
+						holding_still = max(holding_still - 1, 0)
+					else
+						step(src, pick(cardinal))
 		else
 			if(!AIproc)
 				spawn() AIprocess()
@@ -530,6 +540,22 @@
 							to_say = "Yes... I'll stop..."
 						else
 							to_say = "No... I'll keep following..."
+			else if (findtext(phrase, "stay"))
+				if (Leader)
+					if (Leader == who)
+						holding_still = Friends[who] * 10
+						to_say = "Yes... Staying..."
+					else if (Friends[who] > Friends[Leader])
+						holding_still = (Friends[who] - Friends[Leader]) * 10
+						to_say = "Yes... Staying..."
+					else
+						to_say = "No... I'll keep following..."
+				else
+					if (Friends[who] > 2)
+						holding_still = Friends[who] * 10
+						to_say = "Yes... Staying..."
+					else
+						to_say = "No... I won't stay..."
 			else if (findtext(phrase, "kill")) // Will remove later
 				if (Friends[who] > 5)
 					rabid = 1
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
index 72fba526d39..1f15086f8b2 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
@@ -39,6 +39,7 @@
 	var/attacked = 0 // determines if it's been attacked recently. Can be any number, is a cooloff-ish variable
 	var/tame = 0 // if set to 1, the slime will not eat humans ever, or attack them
 	var/rabid = 0 // if set to 1, the slime will attack and eat anything it comes in contact with
+	var/holding_still = 0 // AI variable, cooloff-ish for how long it's going to stay in one place
 
 	var/list/Friends = list() // A list of potential friends
 

From 3f1574a475671833a35491ae178abe20a66ba72c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Thu, 1 May 2014 14:51:26 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 05/14] Added slime scanner Much less nutrition consumed, but
 they actually use it to grow Made mutation chance random between 25 and 35
 Slime core reactions use 1 unit of reagent Code cleanups

---
 code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm   |  46 ++-
 .../mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm        |   3 +-
 .../modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm | 320 +++++++-----------
 .../mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm      | 117 +++----
 .../mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm       |  21 +-
 .../mob/living/carbon/metroid/subtypes.dm     |  28 +-
 code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm   |   2 +-
 code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm    |  61 ++--
 8 files changed, 283 insertions(+), 315 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
index fe774ccf435..7aacee5d394 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
@@ -300,4 +300,48 @@ MASS SPECTROMETER
 	name = "advanced mass-spectrometer"
 	icon_state = "adv_spectrometer"
 	details = 1
-	origin_tech = "magnets=4;biotech=2"
\ No newline at end of file
+	origin_tech = "magnets=4;biotech=2"
+
+/obj/item/device/slime_scanner
+	name = "slime scanner"
+	icon_state = "adv_spectrometer"
+	item_state = "analyzer"
+	origin_tech = "biotech=1"
+	w_class = 2.0
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	throwforce = 0
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 7
+	m_amt = 30
+	g_amt = 20
+	
+	attack(mob/living/M as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
+		if (!isslime(M))
+			user << "This device can only scan slimes!"
+			return
+		var/mob/living/carbon/slime/T = M
+		user.show_message("Slime scan results:")
+		user.show_message(text("[T.colour] [] slime", T.is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"))
+		user.show_message(text("Nutrition: [T.nutrition]/[]", T.get_max_nutrition()))
+		if (T.nutrition < T.get_starve_nutrition())
+			user.show_message("<span class='alert'>Warning: slime is starving!</span>")
+		else if (T.nutrition < T.get_hunger_nutrition())
+			user.show_message("<span class='warning'>Warning: slime is hungry</span>")
+		user.show_message("Electric change strength: [T.powerlevel]")
+		user.show_message("Health: [T.health]")
+		if (T.slime_mutation[4] == T.colour)
+			user.show_message("This slime does not evolve any further")
+		else
+			if (T.slime_mutation[3] == T.slime_mutation[4])
+				if (T.slime_mutation[2] == T.slime_mutation[1])
+					user.show_message(text("Possible mutation: []", T.slime_mutation[3]))
+					user.show_message("Genetic destability: [T.mutation_chance/2]% chance of mutation on splitting")
+				else
+					user.show_message(text("Possible mutations: [], [], [] (x2)", T.slime_mutation[1], T.slime_mutation[2], T.slime_mutation[3]))
+					user.show_message("Genetic destability: [T.mutation_chance]% chance of mutation on splitting")
+			else
+				user.show_message(text("Possible mutations: [], [], [], []", T.slime_mutation[1], T.slime_mutation[2], T.slime_mutation[3], T.slime_mutation[4]))
+				user.show_message("Genetic destability: [T.mutation_chance]% chance of mutation on splitting")
+		if (T.cores > 1)
+			user.show_message("Anomalious slime core amount detected")
+		user.show_message("Growth progress: [T.amount_grown]/10")
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm
index fc26fcbf5b7..bd52fc5b3ee 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,8 @@
 			maxHealth = 150
 			revive()
 			regenerate_icons()
-			name = "[colour] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime ([rand(1, 1000)])"
+			number = rand(1, 1000)
+			name = "[colour] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime ([number])"
 			return
 
 	if(stat == DEAD)	return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index ad48bb267fd..3e26f2535fa 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -35,74 +35,56 @@
 	//to find it.
 	src.blinded = null
 
-	// Basically just deletes any screen objects :<
-	regular_hud_updates()
+	regular_hud_updates() // Basically just deletes any screen objects :<
 
-	//Handle temperature/pressure differences between body and environment
 	if(environment)
-		handle_environment(environment)
+		handle_environment(environment) // Handle temperature/pressure differences between body and environment
 
-	//Status updates, death etc.
-	handle_regular_status_updates()
+	handle_regular_status_updates() // Status updates, death etc.
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/AIprocess()  // the master AI process
 
-	//world << "AI proc started."
 	if(AIproc || stat == DEAD || client) return
 
 	var/hungry = 0
-	var/starving = 0
-	if(is_adult)
-		switch(nutrition)
-			if(400 to 1100) hungry = 1
-			if(0 to 399)
-				starving = 1
-	else
-		switch(nutrition)
-			if(150 to 900) hungry = 1
-			if(0 to 149) starving = 1
+	if (nutrition < get_starve_nutrition())
+		hungry = 2
+	else if (nutrition < get_grow_nutrition() && prob(25) || nutrition < get_hunger_nutrition())
+		hungry = 1
+
 	AIproc = 1
-	//world << "AIproc [AIproc] && stat != 2 [stat] && (attacked > 0 [attacked] || starving [starving] || hungry [hungry] || rabid [rabid] || Victim [Victim] || Target [Target]"
-	while(AIproc && stat != 2 && (attacked > 0 || starving || hungry || rabid || Victim))
+
+	while(AIproc && stat != 2 && (attacked || hungry || rabid || Victim))
 		if(Victim) // can't eat AND have this little process at the same time
-			//world << "break 1"
 			break
 
 		if(!Target || client)
-			//world << "break 2"
 			break
 
-
 		if(Target.health <= -70 || Target.stat == 2)
 			Target = null
 			AIproc = 0
-			//world << "break 3"
 			break
 
 		if(Target)
-			//world << "[Target] Target Found"
 			for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in view(1,Target))
 				if(M.Victim == Target)
 					Target = null
 					AIproc = 0
-					//world << "break 4"
 					break
 			if(!AIproc)
-				//world << "break 5"
 				break
 
 			if(Target in view(1,src))
-
 				if(istype(Target, /mob/living/silicon))
 					if(!Atkcool)
 						spawn()
 							Atkcool = 1
-							sleep(15)
+							sleep(45)
 							Atkcool = 0
 
 						if(Target.Adjacent(src))
 							Target.attack_slime(src)
-					//world << "retrun 1"
 					return
 				if(!Target.lying && prob(80))
 
@@ -110,16 +92,12 @@
 						if(!Atkcool)
 							spawn()
 								Atkcool = 1
-								sleep(25)
+								sleep(45)
 								Atkcool = 0
 
 							if(Target.Adjacent(src))
 								Target.attack_slime(src)
 
-
-						if(prob(30))
-							step_to(src, Target)
-
 					else
 						if(!Atkcool && Target.Adjacent(src))
 							Feedon(Target)
@@ -130,13 +108,12 @@
 
 			else
 				if(Target in view(7, src))
-					if(Target.Adjacent(src))
+					if(!Target.Adjacent(src)) // Bug of the month candidate: slimes were attempting to move to target only if it was directly next to them, which caused them to target things, but not approach them
 						step_to(src, Target)
 
 				else
 					Target = null
 					AIproc = 0
-					//world << "break 6"
 					break
 
 		var/sleeptime = movement_delay()
@@ -145,7 +122,6 @@
 		sleep(sleeptime + 2) // this is about as fast as a player slime can go
 
 	AIproc = 0
-	//world << "AI proc ended."
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment)
 	if(!environment)
@@ -155,28 +131,11 @@
 	//var/environment_heat_capacity = environment.heat_capacity()
 	var/loc_temp = get_temperature(environment)
 
-	/*
-	if((environment.temperature > (T0C + 50)) || (environment.temperature < (T0C + 10)))
-		var/transfer_coefficient
-
-		transfer_coefficient = 1
-		if(wear_mask && (wear_mask.body_parts_covered & HEAD) && (environment.temperature < wear_mask.protective_temperature))
-			transfer_coefficient *= wear_mask.heat_transfer_coefficient
-
-		// handle_temperature_damage(HEAD, environment.temperature, environment_heat_capacity*transfer_coefficient)
-	*/
-
-
 	if(loc_temp < 310.15) // a cold place
 		bodytemperature += adjust_body_temperature(bodytemperature, loc_temp, 1)
 	else // a hot place
 		bodytemperature += adjust_body_temperature(bodytemperature, loc_temp, 1)
 
-	/*
-	if(stat==2)
-		bodytemperature += 0.1*(environment.temperature - bodytemperature)*environment_heat_capacity/(environment_heat_capacity + 270000)
-
-	*/
 	//Account for massive pressure differences
 
 	if(bodytemperature < (T0C + 5)) // start calculating temperature damage etc
@@ -196,7 +155,6 @@
 
 	return //TODO: DEFERRED
 
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/adjust_body_temperature(current, loc_temp, boost)
 	var/temperature = current
 	var/difference = abs(current-loc_temp)	//get difference
@@ -222,7 +180,6 @@
 
 	return //TODO: DEFERRED
 
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/handle_regular_status_updates()
 
 	if(is_adult)
@@ -230,20 +187,15 @@
 	else
 		health = 150 - (getOxyLoss() + getToxLoss() + getFireLoss() + getBruteLoss() + getCloneLoss())
 
-
-
-
 	if(health < config.health_threshold_dead && stat != 2)
 		death()
 		return
 
 	else if(src.health < config.health_threshold_crit)
-		// if(src.health <= 20 && prob(1)) spawn(0) emote("gasp")
 
-		//if(!src.rejuv) src.oxyloss++
 		if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) src.adjustOxyLoss(10)
 
-		if(src.stat != DEAD)	src.stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+		if(src.stat != DEAD) src.stat = UNCONSCIOUS
 
 	if(prob(30))
 		adjustOxyLoss(-1)
@@ -252,12 +204,9 @@
 		adjustCloneLoss(-1)
 		adjustBruteLoss(-1)
 
-
 	if (src.stat == DEAD)
-
 		src.lying = 1
 		src.blinded = 1
-
 	else
 		if (src.paralysis || src.stunned || src.weakened || (status_flags && FAKEDEATH)) //Stunned etc.
 			if (src.stunned > 0)
@@ -302,35 +251,25 @@
 
 	return 1
 
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/handle_nutrition()
 
-	if(prob(20))
-		if(is_adult) nutrition-=rand(4,6)
-		else nutrition-=rand(2,3)
+	if (prob(15))
+		--nutrition
 
 	if(nutrition <= 0)
 		nutrition = 0
 		if(prob(75))
-
 			adjustToxLoss(rand(0,5))
 
-	else
+	else if (nutrition >= get_grow_nutrition() && amount_grown < 10)
+		nutrition -= 20
+		amount_grown++
+
+	if(amount_grown >= 10 && !Victim && !Target && !ckey)
 		if(is_adult)
-			if(nutrition >= 1000)
-				if(prob(40)) amount_grown++
-
+			Reproduce()
 		else
-			if(nutrition >= 800)
-				if(prob(40)) amount_grown++
-
-	if(amount_grown >= 10 && !Victim && !Target)
-		if(!ckey)
-			if(is_adult)
-				Reproduce()
-
-			else
-				Evolve()
+			Evolve()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/handle_targets()
 	if(Tempstun)
@@ -342,8 +281,7 @@
 	if(attacked > 50) attacked = 50
 
 	if(attacked > 0)
-		if(prob(85))
-			attacked--
+		attacked--
 
 	if(Discipline > 0)
 
@@ -354,142 +292,117 @@
 			Discipline--
 
 	if(!client)
-
 		if(!canmove) return
 
-		// DO AI STUFF HERE
+		if(Victim) return // if it's eating someone already, continue eating!
 
 		if(Target)
-			if(attacked <= 0)
+			--target_patience
+			if (target_patience <= 0 || SStun || Discipline || attacked) // Tired of chasing or something draws out attention
+				target_patience = 0
 				Target = null
 
-		if(Victim) return // if it's eating someone already, continue eating!
-
 		if(AIproc && SStun) return
 
 		var/hungry = 0 // determines if the slime is hungry
-		var/starving = 0 // determines if the slime is starving-hungry
-		if(is_adult) // 1200 max nutrition
-			switch(nutrition)
-				if(601 to 900)
-					if(prob(25)) hungry = 1//Ensures they continue eating, but aren't as aggressive at the same time
-				if(301 to 600) hungry = 1
-				if(0 to 300)
-					starving = 1
 
-		else
-			switch(nutrition)			// 1000 max nutrition
-				if(501 to 700)
-					if(prob(25)) hungry = 1
-				if(201 to 500) hungry = 1
-				if(0 to 200) starving = 1
+		if (nutrition < get_starve_nutrition())
+			hungry = 2
+		else if (nutrition < get_grow_nutrition() && prob(25) || nutrition < get_hunger_nutrition())
+			hungry = 1
 
-
-		if(starving && !client) // if a slime is starving, it starts losing its friends
+		if(hungry == 2 && !client) // if a slime is starving, it starts losing its friends
 			if(Friends.len > 0 && prob(1))
 				var/mob/nofriend = pick(Friends)
 				--Friends[nofriend]
 
 		if(!Target)
-			var/list/targets = list()
+			if(will_hunt() && hungry || attacked || rabid) // Only add to the list if we need to
+				var/list/targets = list()
 
-			if((hungry && !Leader) || starving) //Only add to the list if we need to
 				for(var/mob/living/L in view(7,src))
 
-					//Ignore other slimes, dead mobs, simple_animals and silicons
-					if(isslime(L) || L.stat == DEAD || isanimal(L) || issilicon(L))
+					if(isslime(L) || L.stat == DEAD || isanimal(L)) // Ignore other slimes, dead mobs, and simple_animals
 						continue
 
-					else if(iscarbon(L))
+					if(L in Friends) // No eating friends!
+						continue
 
-						if(istype(L, /mob/living/carbon/human)) //Ignore slime(wo)men
-							var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
-							if(H.dna)
-								if(H.dna.mutantrace == "slime")
-									continue
+					if(issilicon(L)) // They can't eat silicons, but they can glomp them in defence
+						if (rabid || attacked)
+							targets += L // Possible target found!
 
-						if(!is_adult) //Non-starving diciplined adult slimes wont eat things
-							if(!starving && Discipline > 0)
+					if(!iscarbon(L))
+						continue
+
+					if(istype(L, /mob/living/carbon/human)) // Ignore slime(wo)men
+						var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+						if(H.dna)
+							if(H.dna.mutantrace == "slime")
 								continue
 
-						if(L in Friends) //No eating friends!
+					if(!L.canmove) // Only one slime can latch on at a time.
+						var/notarget = 0
+						for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in view(1,L))
+							if(M.Victim == L)
+								notarget = 1
+						if(notarget)
 							continue
 
-						if(tame && ishuman(L)) //Tame slimes don't eat people.
-							continue
+					targets += L // Possible target found!
 
-						if(!L.canmove) //Only one slime can latch on at a time.
+				if(targets.len > 0)
+					if(attacked || rabid || hungry == 2)
+						Target = targets[1] // I am attacked and am fighting back or so hungry I don't even care
+					else
+						for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in targets)
+							if(!Discipline && prob(5))
+								if(ishuman(C) || isalienadult(C))
+									Target = C
+									break
 
-							var/notarget = 0
-							for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in view(1,L))
-								if(M.Victim == L)
-									notarget = 1
-							if(notarget)
-								continue
-
-						targets += L //Possible target found!
-
-			if((hungry || starving) && targets.len > 0)
-				if(!starving)
-					for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in targets)
-						if(!Discipline && prob(5))
-							if(ishuman(C))
-								Target = C
-								break
-							if(isalienadult(C))
+							if(islarva(C) || ismonkey(C))
 								Target = C
 								break
 
-						if(islarva(C))
-							Target = C
-							break
-						if(ismonkey(C))
-							Target = C
-							break
-				else
-					Target = targets[1]
+			if (Target)
+				target_patience = rand(5,7)
+				if (is_adult) target_patience += 3
 
-			if(targets.len > 0)
-				if(attacked > 0 || rabid)
-					Target = targets[1] //closest mob probably attacked it, so override Target and attack the nearest!
-
-		if(!Target)
+		if(!Target) // If we have no target, we are wandering or following orders
 			if (Leader)
-				if(canmove && isturf(loc))
-					if (holding_still)
-						holding_still = max(holding_still - 1, 0)
-					else
-						step_to(src, Leader)
+				if (holding_still)
+					holding_still = max(holding_still - 1, 0)
+				else if(canmove && isturf(loc))
+					step_to(src, Leader)
 
-			if(hungry || starving)
-				if(canmove && isturf(loc) && prob(50))
-					if (holding_still)
-						holding_still = max(holding_still - 1, 0)
-						if (starving) holding_still = max(holding_still - 1, 0) // Getting impatient twice as fast
-					else
-						step(src, pick(cardinal))
+			else if(hungry)
+				if (holding_still)
+					holding_still = max(holding_still - hungry, 0)
+				else if(canmove && isturf(loc) && prob(50))
+					step(src, pick(cardinal))
 
 			else
-				if(canmove && isturf(loc) && prob(33))
-					if (holding_still)
-						holding_still = max(holding_still - 1, 0)
-					else
-						step(src, pick(cardinal))
-		else
-			if(!AIproc)
-				spawn() AIprocess()
+				if (holding_still)
+					holding_still = max(holding_still - 1, 0)
+				else if(canmove && isturf(loc) && prob(33))
+					step(src, pick(cardinal))
+		else if(!AIproc)
+			spawn() AIprocess()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/handle_speech_and_mood()
 	//Mood starts here
 	var/newmood = ""
-	if (rabid) newmood = "angry"
+	if (rabid || attacked) newmood = "angry"
 	else if (Target) newmood = "mischevous"
 
 	if (!newmood)
-		if (prob(1))
+		if (Discipline && prob(25))
+			newmood = "pout"
+		else if (prob(1))
 			newmood = pick("sad", ":3", "pout")
 
-	if (mood == "sad" || mood == ":3" || mood == "pout" && !newmood)
+	if ((mood == "sad" || mood == ":3" || mood == "pout") && !newmood)
 		if (prob(75)) newmood = mood
 
 	if (newmood != mood) // This is so we don't redraw them every time
@@ -502,7 +415,7 @@
 		var/who = speech_buffer[1] // Who said it?
 		var/phrase = speech_buffer[2] // What did they say?
 		if ((findtext(phrase, num2text(number)) || findtext(phrase, "slimes"))) // Talking to us
-			if (findtext(phrase, "friend")) // Debug
+			if (findtext(phrase, "friend")) // Debug TODO: remove
 				++Friends[who]
 			if (findtext(phrase, "hello") || findtext(phrase, "hi"))
 				to_say = pick("Hello...", "Hi...")
@@ -556,7 +469,7 @@
 						to_say = "Yes... Staying..."
 					else
 						to_say = "No... I won't stay..."
-			else if (findtext(phrase, "kill")) // Will remove later
+			else if (findtext(phrase, "kill")) // TODO: remove, because it's pure cheating
 				if (Friends[who] > 5)
 					rabid = 1
 		speech_buffer = list()
@@ -568,35 +481,38 @@
 		emote(pick("bounce","sway","light","vibrate","jiggle"))
 	else
 		var/t = 10
-		var/slimes_near = -1 // Don't count itself
+		var/slimes_near = -1 // Don't count myself
+		var/dead_slimes = 0
 		var/friends_near = list()
 		for (var/mob/living/carbon/M in view(7,src))
 			if (isslime(M))
-				slimes_near += 1
+				++slimes_near
+				if (M.stat == DEAD)
+					++dead_slimes
 			if (M in Friends)
 				t += 20
 				friends_near += M
-		if (nutrition < 800) t += 10
-		if (nutrition < 300) t += 20
+		if (nutrition < get_hunger_nutrition()) t += 10
+		if (nutrition < get_starve_nutrition()) t += 10
 		if (prob(100) && prob(t))
 			var/phrases = list()
 			if (Target) phrases += "[Target]... looks tasty..."
-			if (nutrition < 300)
+			if (nutrition < get_starve_nutrition())
 				phrases += "So... hungry..."
 				phrases += "Very... hungry..."
 				phrases += "Need... food..."
 				phrases += "Must... eat..."
-			else if (nutrition < 800)
+			else if (nutrition < get_hunger_nutrition())
 				phrases += "Hungry..."
 				phrases += "Where is the food?"
 				phrases += "I want to eat..."
 			phrases += "Rawr..."
 			phrases += "Blop..."
-			if (rabid)
+			if (rabid || attacked)
 				phrases += "Hrr..."
 				phrases += "Nhuu..."
 				phrases += "Unn..."
-			if (tame || mood == ":3")
+			if (mood == ":3")
 				phrases += "Purr..."
 			if (attacked)
 				phrases += "Grrr..."
@@ -618,11 +534,33 @@
 			if (mood == "sad") phrases += "Bored..."
 			if (slimes_near) phrases += "Brother..."
 			if (slimes_near > 1) phrases += "Brothers..."
+			if (dead_slimes) phrases += "What happened?"
 			if (!slimes_near)
 				phrases += "Lonely..."
 			for (var/M in friends_near)
-				phrases += "[M]... friend... [Friends[M]]..." // Debug info
-				if (nutrition < 750)
-					phrases += "[M]... I'm hungry..."
-			if (Friends.len > 0) phrases += "Friends are not food..."
-			say (pick(phrases))
\ No newline at end of file
+				phrases += "[M]... friend... [Friends[M]]..." // Debug info TODO: remove
+				if (nutrition < get_hunger_nutrition())
+					phrases += "[M]... Feed me..."
+			say (pick(phrases))
+
+/mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/get_max_nutrition() // Can't go above it
+	if (is_adult) return 1200
+	else return 1000
+
+/mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/get_grow_nutrition() // Above it we grow, below it we can eat
+	if (is_adult) return 1000
+	else return 800
+
+/mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/get_hunger_nutrition() // Below it we will always eat
+	if (is_adult) return 600
+	else return 500
+
+/mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/get_starve_nutrition() // Below it we will eat before everything else
+	if (is_adult) return 300
+	else return 200
+
+/mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/will_hunt(var/hunger = -1) // Check for being stopped from feeding and chasing
+	if (hunger == 2 || rabid || attacked) return 1
+	if (Leader) return 0
+	if (holding_still) return 0
+	return 1
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
index 1f15086f8b2..c790161310d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 	gender = NEUTER
 
 	update_icon = 0
-	nutrition = 700 // 1000 = max
+	nutrition = 700
 
 	see_in_dark = 8
 	update_slimes = 0
@@ -25,10 +25,10 @@
 	status_flags = CANPARALYSE|CANPUSH
 
 	var/cores = 1 // the number of /obj/item/slime_extract's the slime has left inside
+	var/mutation_chance = 30 // Chance of mutating, should be between 25 and 35
 
-	var/powerlevel = 0 	// 1-10 controls how much electricity they are generating
-	var/amount_grown = 0 // controls how long the slime has been overfed, if 10, grows into an adult
-						 // if adult: if 10: reproduces
+	var/powerlevel = 0 // 1-10 controls how much electricity they are generating
+	var/amount_grown = 0 // controls how long the slime has been overfed, if 10, grows or reproduces
 
 	var/number = 0 // Used to understand when someone is talking to it
 
@@ -36,19 +36,17 @@
 	var/mob/living/Target = null // AI variable - tells the slime to hunt this down
 	var/mob/living/Leader = null // AI variable - tells the slime to follow this person
 
-	var/attacked = 0 // determines if it's been attacked recently. Can be any number, is a cooloff-ish variable
-	var/tame = 0 // if set to 1, the slime will not eat humans ever, or attack them
-	var/rabid = 0 // if set to 1, the slime will attack and eat anything it comes in contact with
+	var/attacked = 0 // Determines if it's been attacked recently. Can be any number, is a cooloff-ish variable
+	var/rabid = 0 // If set to 1, the slime will attack and eat anything it comes in contact with
 	var/holding_still = 0 // AI variable, cooloff-ish for how long it's going to stay in one place
+	var/target_patience = 0 // AI variable, cooloff-ish for how long it's going to follow its target
 
-	var/list/Friends = list() // A list of potential friends
+	var/list/Friends = list() // A list of friends; they are not considered targets for feeding; passed down after splitting
 
-	var/list/speech_buffer = list() // List of phrases said near it
+	var/list/speech_buffer = list() // Last phrase said near it and person who said it
 
 	var/mood = "" // To show its face
 
-	// slimes pass on genetic data, so all their offspring have the same "Friends",
-
 	///////////TIME FOR SUBSPECIES
 
 	var/colour = "grey"
@@ -63,6 +61,7 @@
 		icon_state = "[colour] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime"
 		real_name = name
 		slime_mutation = mutation_table(colour)
+		mutation_chance = rand(25, 35)
 		var/sanitizedcolour = replacetext(colour, " ", "")
 		coretype = text2path("/obj/item/slime_extract/[sanitizedcolour]")
 	..()
@@ -75,6 +74,9 @@
 	..()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/movement_delay()
+	if (bodytemperature >= 330.23) // 135 F
+		return -1	// slimes become supercharged at high temperatures
+
 	var/tally = 0
 
 	var/health_deficiency = (100 - health)
@@ -84,23 +86,19 @@
 		tally += (283.222 - bodytemperature) / 10 * 1.75
 
 	if(reagents)
-		if(reagents.has_reagent("hyperzine")) // hyperzine slows slimes down
-			tally *= 2 // moves twice as slow
+		if(reagents.has_reagent("hyperzine")) // Hyperzine slows slimes down
+			tally *= 2
 
-		if(reagents.has_reagent("frostoil")) // frostoil also makes them move VEEERRYYYYY slow
+		if(reagents.has_reagent("frostoil")) // Frostoil also makes them move VEEERRYYYYY slow
 			tally *= 5
 
 	if(health <= 0) // if damaged, the slime moves twice as slow
 		tally *= 2
 
-	if (bodytemperature >= 330.23) // 135 F
-		return -1	// slimes become supercharged at high temperatures
-
-	return tally+config.slime_delay
-
+	return tally + config.slime_delay
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/Bump(atom/movable/AM as mob|obj, yes)
-	if ((!( yes ) || now_pushing))
+	if ((!(yes) || now_pushing))
 		return
 	now_pushing = 1
 
@@ -108,31 +106,21 @@
 		if(!client && powerlevel > 0)
 			var/probab = 10
 			switch(powerlevel)
-				if(1 to 2) probab = 20
-				if(3 to 4) probab = 30
-				if(5 to 6) probab = 40
-				if(7 to 8) probab = 60
-				if(9) 	   probab = 70
-				if(10) 	   probab = 95
+				if(1 to 2)	probab = 20
+				if(3 to 4)	probab = 30
+				if(5 to 6)	probab = 40
+				if(7 to 8)	probab = 60
+				if(9)		probab = 70
+				if(10)		probab = 95
 			if(prob(probab))
-
-
 				if(istype(AM, /obj/structure/window) || istype(AM, /obj/structure/grille))
-					if(is_adult)
-						if(nutrition <= 600 && !Atkcool)
+					if(nutrition <= get_hunger_nutrition() && !Atkcool)
+						if (is_adult || prob(5))
 							AM.attack_slime(src)
 							spawn()
 								Atkcool = 1
-								sleep(15)
+								sleep(45)
 								Atkcool = 0
-					else
-						if(nutrition <= 500 && !Atkcool)
-							if(prob(5))
-								AM.attack_slime(src)
-								spawn()
-									Atkcool = 1
-									sleep(15)
-									Atkcool = 0
 
 	if(ismob(AM))
 		var/mob/tmob = AM
@@ -166,7 +154,6 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/Process_Spacemove()
 	return 2
 
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/Stat()
 	..()
 
@@ -176,20 +163,16 @@
 	else
 		stat(null, "Health: [round((health / 150) * 100)]%")
 
-
 	if (client.statpanel == "Status")
-		if(is_adult)
-			stat(null, "Nutrition: [nutrition]/1200")
-			if(amount_grown >= 10)
+		stat(null, "Nutrition: [nutrition]/[get_max_nutrition()]")
+		if(amount_grown >= 10)
+			if(is_adult)
 				stat(null, "You can reproduce!")
-		else
-			stat(null, "Nutrition: [nutrition]/1000")
-			if(amount_grown >= 10)
+			else
 				stat(null, "You can evolve!")
 
 		stat(null,"Power Level: [powerlevel]")
 
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/adjustFireLoss(amount)
 	..(-abs(amount)) // Heals them
 	return
@@ -199,7 +182,6 @@
 	..(Proj)
 	return 0
 
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/emp_act(severity)
 	powerlevel = 0 // oh no, the power!
 	..()
@@ -254,7 +236,6 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/unEquip(obj/item/W as obj)
 	return
 
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/attack_ui(slot)
 	return
 
@@ -269,13 +250,12 @@
 		updatehealth()
 	return
 
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/attack_slime(mob/living/carbon/slime/M as mob)
 	if (!ticker)
 		M << "You cannot attack people before the game has started."
 		return
 
-	if(Victim) return // can't attack while eating!
+	if (Victim) return // can't attack while eating!
 
 	if (health > -100)
 
@@ -286,19 +266,16 @@
 		var/damage = rand(1, 3)
 		attacked += 5
 
-		if(is_adult)
+		if(M.is_adult)
 			damage = rand(1, 6)
 		else
 			damage = rand(1, 3)
 
 		adjustBruteLoss(damage)
 
-
 		updatehealth()
-
 	return
 
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/attack_animal(mob/living/simple_animal/M as mob)
 	if(M.melee_damage_upper == 0)
 		M.emote("[M.friendly] [src]")
@@ -313,7 +290,7 @@
 		updatehealth()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/attack_paw(mob/living/carbon/monkey/M as mob)
-	if(!(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/monkey)))	return//Fix for aliens receiving double messages when attacking other aliens.
+	if(!(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/monkey))) return // Fix for aliens receiving double messages when attacking other aliens.
 
 	if (!ticker)
 		M << "You cannot attack people before the game has started."
@@ -322,6 +299,7 @@
 	if (istype(loc, /turf) && istype(loc.loc, /area/start))
 		M << "No attacking people at spawn, you jackass."
 		return
+
 	..()
 
 	switch(M.a_intent)
@@ -422,7 +400,7 @@
 		if ("grab")
 			if (M == src || anchored)
 				return
-			var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = new /obj/item/weapon/grab(M, src )
+			var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = new /obj/item/weapon/grab(M, src)
 
 			M.put_in_active_hand(G)
 
@@ -443,8 +421,9 @@
 			if (prob(90))
 				if (HULK in M.mutations)
 					damage += 5
-					if(Victim)
+					if(Victim || Target)
 						Victim = null
+						Target = null
 						anchored = 0
 						if(prob(80) && !client)
 							Discipline++
@@ -534,8 +513,9 @@
 					if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 						O.show_message(text("<span class='warning'> <B>[] has tackled [name]!</B></span>", M), 1)
 
-				if(Victim)
+				if(Victim || Target)
 					Victim = null
+					Target = null
 					anchored = 0
 					if(prob(80) && !client)
 						Discipline++
@@ -569,16 +549,17 @@
 		if(prob(25))
 			user << "\red [W] passes right through [src]!"
 			return
-		if(Discipline && prob(50))	// wow, buddy, why am I getting attacked??
+		if(Discipline && prob(50)) // wow, buddy, why am I getting attacked??
 			Discipline = 0
 	if(W.force >= 3)
 		if(is_adult)
 			if(prob(5 + round(W.force/2)))
-				if(Victim)
+				if(Victim || Target)
 					if(prob(80) && !client)
 						Discipline++
 
 					Victim = null
+					Target = null
 					anchored = 0
 
 					spawn()
@@ -598,7 +579,7 @@
 
 		else
 			if(prob(10 + W.force*2))
-				if(Victim)
+				if(Victim || Target)
 					if(prob(80) && !client)
 						Discipline++
 					if(Discipline == 1)
@@ -609,6 +590,7 @@
 						SStun = 0
 
 					Victim = null
+					Target = null
 					anchored = 0
 
 					spawn(0)
@@ -625,17 +607,22 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/restrained()
 	return 0
 
-
 mob/living/carbon/slime/var/co2overloadtime = null
 mob/living/carbon/slime/var/temperature_resistance = T0C+75
 
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/show_inv(mob/user)
 	return
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/toggle_throw_mode()
 	return
 
+/mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/apply_water()
+	adjustToxLoss(rand(15,20))
+	if (!client)
+		if (Target) // Like cats
+			Target = null
+			++Discipline
+	return
 
 /obj/item/slime_extract
 	name = "slime extract"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm
index da6b0bbff2f..3d8e2c14f1a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/powers.dm
@@ -71,7 +71,7 @@
 				"A sharp, deep pain bathes every inch of your body!")]"
 
 			if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon))
-				Victim.adjustCloneLoss(rand(1,10))
+				Victim.adjustCloneLoss(rand(5,6))
 				Victim.adjustToxLoss(rand(1,2))
 				if(Victim.health <= 0)
 					Victim.adjustToxLoss(rand(2,4))
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@
 						if(slime.Victim == M && slime != src)
 							slime.Feedstop()
 
-				nutrition += rand(10,25)
+				nutrition += rand(15,30)
 				if(nutrition >= lastnut + 50)
 					if(prob(80))
 						lastnut = nutrition
@@ -96,12 +96,11 @@
 						if(powerlevel > 10)
 							powerlevel = 10
 
-				if(is_adult)
-					if(nutrition > 1200)
-						nutrition = 1200
-				else
-					if(nutrition > 1000)
-						nutrition = 1000
+				if (nutrition > get_max_nutrition())
+					if (amount_grown < 10)
+						nutrition -= 20
+						++amount_grown
+					nutrition = min(nutrition, get_max_nutrition())
 
 				Victim.updatehealth()
 				updatehealth()
@@ -208,10 +207,10 @@
 			var/new_powerlevel = round(powerlevel / 4)
 			for(var/i=1,i<=4,i++)
 				var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M = new /mob/living/carbon/slime/(loc)
-				if(prob(70))
-					M.colour = colour
-				else
+				if(prob(mutation_chance))
 					M.colour = slime_mutation[rand(1,4)]
+				else
+					M.colour = colour
 				if(ckey)	M.nutrition = new_nutrition //Player slimes are more robust at spliting. Once an oversight of poor copypasta, now a feature!
 				M.powerlevel = new_powerlevel
 				if(i != 1) step_away(M,src)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/subtypes.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/subtypes.dm
index e61054fce8d..3b7e0107abb 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/subtypes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/subtypes.dm
@@ -19,35 +19,35 @@ proc/mutation_table(var/colour)
 			slime_mutation[3] = "gold"
 			slime_mutation[4] = "gold"
 		if("orange")
-			slime_mutation[1] = "red"
-			slime_mutation[2] = "red"
-			slime_mutation[3] = "dark purple"
-			slime_mutation[4] = "yellow"
+			slime_mutation[1] = "dark purple"
+			slime_mutation[2] = "yellow"
+			slime_mutation[3] = "red"
+			slime_mutation[4] = "red"
 		if("blue")
 			slime_mutation[1] = "dark blue"
-			slime_mutation[2] = "pink"
+			slime_mutation[2] = "silver"
 			slime_mutation[3] = "pink"
-			slime_mutation[4] = "silver"
+			slime_mutation[4] = "pink"
 		//Tier 3
 		if("dark blue")
 			slime_mutation[1] = "purple"
-			slime_mutation[2] = "cerulean"
-			slime_mutation[3] = "blue"
+			slime_mutation[2] = "blue"
+			slime_mutation[3] = "cerulean"
 			slime_mutation[4] = "cerulean"
 		if("dark purple")
 			slime_mutation[1] = "purple"
-			slime_mutation[2] = "sepia"
-			slime_mutation[3] = "orange"
+			slime_mutation[2] = "orange"
+			slime_mutation[3] = "sepia"
 			slime_mutation[4] = "sepia"
 		if("yellow")
 			slime_mutation[1] = "metal"
-			slime_mutation[2] = "bluespace"
-			slime_mutation[3] = "orange"
+			slime_mutation[2] = "orange"
+			slime_mutation[3] = "bluespace"
 			slime_mutation[4] = "bluespace"
 		if("silver")
 			slime_mutation[1] = "metal"
-			slime_mutation[2] = "pyrite"
-			slime_mutation[3] = "blue"
+			slime_mutation[2] = "blue"
+			slime_mutation[3] = "pyrite"
 			slime_mutation[4] = "pyrite"
 		//Tier 4
 		if("pink")
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
index b92254c9668..42103ddef2e 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
@@ -218,7 +218,7 @@ datum
 					T.MakeSlippery()
 
 				for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in T)
-					M.adjustToxLoss(rand(15,20))
+					M.apply_water()
 
 				var/hotspot = (locate(/obj/effect/hotspot) in T)
 				if(hotspot && !istype(T, /turf/space))
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
index 860334f6cd4..aecd81c02b8 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
@@ -935,7 +935,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Spawn"
 	id = "m_spawn"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/grey
 	required_other = 1
@@ -951,7 +951,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Monkey"
 	id = "m_monkey"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/grey
 	required_other = 1
@@ -966,7 +966,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Mutation Toxin"
 	id = "mutationtoxin"
 	result = "mutationtoxin"
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_other = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/green
@@ -978,7 +978,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Metal"
 	id = "m_metal"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/metal
 	required_other = 1
@@ -996,7 +996,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Crit"
 	id = "m_tele"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/gold
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1065,7 +1065,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Crit Lesser"
 	id = "m_tele3"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/gold
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1117,7 +1117,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Bork"
 	id = "m_tele2"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/silver
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1148,7 +1148,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Bork 2"
 	id = "m_tele4"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("water" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/silver
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1180,7 +1180,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Frost Oil"
 	id = "m_frostoil"
 	result = "frostoil"
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 10
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/blue
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1192,7 +1192,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Freeze"
 	id = "m_freeze"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/darkblue
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1212,7 +1212,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Capsaicin Oil"
 	id = "m_capsaicinoil"
 	result = "capsaicin"
-	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 1)
 	result_amount = 10
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/orange
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1223,7 +1223,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime fire"
 	id = "m_fire"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/orange
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1243,7 +1243,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime EMP"
 	id = "m_emp"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/yellow
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1256,7 +1256,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Powercell"
 	id = "m_cell"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/yellow
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1269,7 +1269,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Glow"
 	id = "m_glow"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("water" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/yellow
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1286,7 +1286,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Steroid"
 	id = "m_steroid"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/purple
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1299,7 +1299,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Jam"
 	id = "m_jam"
 	result = "slimejelly"
-	required_reagents = list("sugar" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("sugar" = 1)
 	result_amount = 10
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/purple
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1312,7 +1312,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Plasma"
 	id = "m_plasma"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/darkpurple
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1327,7 +1327,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Glycerol"
 	id = "m_glycerol"
 	result = "glycerol"
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 8
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/red
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1339,14 +1339,13 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Bloodlust"
 	id = "m_bloodlust"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/red
 	required_other = 1
 /datum/chemical_reaction/slimebloodlust/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
 	feedback_add_details("slime_cores_used","[replacetext(name," ","_")]")
 	for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/slime in viewers(get_turf(holder.my_atom), null))
-		slime.tame = 0
 		slime.rabid = 1
 		for(var/mob/O in viewers(get_turf(holder.my_atom), null))
 			O.show_message(text("\red The [slime] is driven into a frenzy!."), 1)
@@ -1356,7 +1355,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Potion"
 	id = "m_potion"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/pink
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1371,7 +1370,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Advanced Mutation Toxin"
 	id = "mutationtoxin2"
 	result = "amutationtoxin"
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_other = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/black
@@ -1383,7 +1382,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Explosion"
 	id = "m_explosion"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/oil
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1401,7 +1400,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	result = null
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/lightpink
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	required_other = 1
 /datum/chemical_reaction/slimepotion2/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
 	feedback_add_details("slime_cores_used","[replacetext(name," ","_")]")
@@ -1412,7 +1411,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Golem"
 	id = "m_golem"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/adamantine
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1428,7 +1427,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Crystal"
 	id = "m_crystal"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/bluespace
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1444,7 +1443,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Steroid 2"
 	id = "m_steroid2"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/cerulean
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1458,7 +1457,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Camera"
 	id = "m_camera"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/sepia
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1471,7 +1470,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Film"
 	id = "m_film"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/sepia
 	required_other = 1
@@ -1487,7 +1486,7 @@ datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	name = "Slime Paint"
 	id = "s_paint"
 	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1)
 	result_amount = 1
 	required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/pyrite
 	required_other = 1

From 3e5269d82405ad058b4ce8e0a5da98371647fa1d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Thu, 1 May 2014 14:53:12 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 06/14] Removed debug stuff

---
 code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm | 7 +------
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 6 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index 3e26f2535fa..8db2e6dabfd 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -415,8 +415,6 @@
 		var/who = speech_buffer[1] // Who said it?
 		var/phrase = speech_buffer[2] // What did they say?
 		if ((findtext(phrase, num2text(number)) || findtext(phrase, "slimes"))) // Talking to us
-			if (findtext(phrase, "friend")) // Debug TODO: remove
-				++Friends[who]
 			if (findtext(phrase, "hello") || findtext(phrase, "hi"))
 				to_say = pick("Hello...", "Hi...")
 			else if (findtext(phrase, "follow"))
@@ -469,9 +467,6 @@
 						to_say = "Yes... Staying..."
 					else
 						to_say = "No... I won't stay..."
-			else if (findtext(phrase, "kill")) // TODO: remove, because it's pure cheating
-				if (Friends[who] > 5)
-					rabid = 1
 		speech_buffer = list()
 
 	//Speech starts here
@@ -538,7 +533,7 @@
 			if (!slimes_near)
 				phrases += "Lonely..."
 			for (var/M in friends_near)
-				phrases += "[M]... friend... [Friends[M]]..." // Debug info TODO: remove
+				phrases += "[M]... friend..."
 				if (nutrition < get_hunger_nutrition())
 					phrases += "[M]... Feed me..."
 			say (pick(phrases))

From 0727f8d5d82a98f787e8c39824614b285d621ce8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Thu, 1 May 2014 15:16:20 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 07/14] Added slime scanner to smartfridge

---
 code/game/machinery/kitchen/smartfridge.dm | 9 +++++++++
 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+)

diff --git a/code/game/machinery/kitchen/smartfridge.dm b/code/game/machinery/kitchen/smartfridge.dm
index a2b378ba426..ca637ad9ba7 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/kitchen/smartfridge.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/kitchen/smartfridge.dm
@@ -300,8 +300,17 @@ obj/machinery/smartfridge/drying_rack/load() //For updating the filled overlay
 /obj/machinery/smartfridge/extract/accept_check(var/obj/item/O as obj)
 	if(istype(O,/obj/item/slime_extract))
 		return 1
+	if(istype(O,/obj/item/device/slime_scanner))
+		return 1
 	return 0
 
+/obj/machinery/smartfridge/extract/New()
+	..()
+	var/obj/item/device/slime_scanner/I = new /obj/item/device/slime_scanner(src)
+	load(I)
+	var/obj/item/device/slime_scanner/T = new /obj/item/device/slime_scanner(src)
+	load(T)
+
 // -----------------------------
 // Chemistry Medical Smartfridge
 // -----------------------------

From 59e19ed3f8ecd8a0ad561a922cd3cfd25e6550e8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Thu, 1 May 2014 15:25:20 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 08/14] ALMOST FORGOT

---
 code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index 8db2e6dabfd..246612fbf9a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -489,7 +489,7 @@
 				friends_near += M
 		if (nutrition < get_hunger_nutrition()) t += 10
 		if (nutrition < get_starve_nutrition()) t += 10
-		if (prob(100) && prob(t))
+		if (prob(2) && prob(t))
 			var/phrases = list()
 			if (Target) phrases += "[Target]... looks tasty..."
 			if (nutrition < get_starve_nutrition())

From dc70e962f9ac21252a499047c9420d2a6afb9f2e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Thu, 1 May 2014 15:41:27 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 09/14] Fix for them having a frozen face upon death

---
 code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm | 1 +
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+)

diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm
index bd52fc5b3ee..ae19372c7e5 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
 	if(stat == DEAD)	return
 	stat = DEAD
 	icon_state = "[colour] baby slime dead"
+	overlays.Cut()
 	for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 		O.show_message("<b>The [name]</b> seizes up and falls limp...", 1) //ded -- Urist
 

From 45bb6313635753d97d0c63145a5fc07372f65f2c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Thu, 1 May 2014 22:25:41 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 10/14] Two small fixes

---
 code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm | 4 ++--
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index 246612fbf9a..fb8760262eb 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -254,7 +254,7 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/handle_nutrition()
 
 	if (prob(15))
-		--nutrition
+		nutrition -= 1 + is_adult
 
 	if(nutrition <= 0)
 		nutrition = 0
@@ -535,7 +535,7 @@
 			for (var/M in friends_near)
 				phrases += "[M]... friend..."
 				if (nutrition < get_hunger_nutrition())
-					phrases += "[M]... Feed me..."
+					phrases += "[M]... feed me..."
 			say (pick(phrases))
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/get_max_nutrition() // Can't go above it

From d41ee9ee8a2130b1674931b2ae8981390b9f3b84 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Sun, 11 May 2014 00:47:16 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 11/14] Why the hell not

---
 code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm | 1 +
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+)

diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index fb8760262eb..52d7fa5dc9d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -503,6 +503,7 @@
 				phrases += "I want to eat..."
 			phrases += "Rawr..."
 			phrases += "Blop..."
+			phrases += "Blorble..."
 			if (rabid || attacked)
 				phrases += "Hrr..."
 				phrases += "Nhuu..."

From ed5f8a0ee625eaa7907e5ef64dfb3e49f65046f3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Sun, 18 May 2014 21:27:40 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 12/14] Fixes, part 1

---
 code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm       |  4 ++--
 code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm   |  2 +-
 code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm    | 13 ++++++++-----
 code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm |  5 +++--
 4 files changed, 14 insertions(+), 10 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
index 7aacee5d394..0751f2a890e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
@@ -314,8 +314,8 @@ MASS SPECTROMETER
 	throw_range = 7
 	m_amt = 30
 	g_amt = 20
-	
-	attack(mob/living/M as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
+
+/obj/item/device/slime_scanner/attack(mob/living/M as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
 		if (!isslime(M))
 			user << "This device can only scan slimes!"
 			return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm
index ae19372c7e5..5ee5bf3eda0 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/death.dm
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 	if(stat == DEAD)	return
 	stat = DEAD
 	icon_state = "[colour] baby slime dead"
-	overlays.Cut()
+	overlays = 0
 	for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 		O.show_message("<b>The [name]</b> seizes up and falls limp...", 1) //ded -- Urist
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index 52d7fa5dc9d..e23f7df22ad 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -193,9 +193,11 @@
 
 	else if(src.health < config.health_threshold_crit)
 
-		if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) src.adjustOxyLoss(10)
+		if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline"))
+			src.adjustOxyLoss(10)
 
-		if(src.stat != DEAD) src.stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+		if(src.stat != DEAD)
+			src.stat = UNCONSCIOUS
 
 	if(prob(30))
 		adjustOxyLoss(-1)
@@ -367,7 +369,8 @@
 
 			if (Target)
 				target_patience = rand(5,7)
-				if (is_adult) target_patience += 3
+				if (is_adult)
+					target_patience += 3
 
 		if(!Target) // If we have no target, we are wandering or following orders
 			if (Leader)
@@ -388,7 +391,8 @@
 				else if(canmove && isturf(loc) && prob(33))
 					step(src, pick(cardinal))
 		else if(!AIproc)
-			spawn() AIprocess()
+			spawn()
+				AIprocess()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/handle_speech_and_mood()
 	//Mood starts here
@@ -523,7 +527,6 @@
 			if (Victim)
 				phrases += "Nom..."
 				phrases += "Tasty..."
-			if (amount_grown > 8 && !is_adult) phrases += "Soon I'll evolve..."
 			if (powerlevel > 3) phrases += "Bzzz..."
 			if (powerlevel > 5) phrases += "Zap..."
 			if (powerlevel > 8) phrases += "Zap... Bzz..."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
index c790161310d..59b643474ff 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/regenerate_icons()
 	icon_state = "[colour] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime"
-	overlays.Cut()
+	overlays = 0
 	if (mood)
 		overlays += image('icons/mob/slimes.dmi', icon_state = "aslime-[mood]")
 	..()
@@ -290,7 +290,8 @@
 		updatehealth()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/attack_paw(mob/living/carbon/monkey/M as mob)
-	if(!(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/monkey))) return // Fix for aliens receiving double messages when attacking other aliens.
+	if(!(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/monkey)))
+		return // Fix for aliens receiving double messages when attacking other aliens.
 
 	if (!ticker)
 		M << "You cannot attack people before the game has started."

From a576cb7fea8540ab4f5b399bf21f2c6237fba8a7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Sun, 18 May 2014 21:42:20 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 13/14] Part 2

---
 code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm | 54 ++++++++++-----------
 1 file changed, 27 insertions(+), 27 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
index 0751f2a890e..98680e5ae79 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
@@ -316,32 +316,32 @@ MASS SPECTROMETER
 	g_amt = 20
 
 /obj/item/device/slime_scanner/attack(mob/living/M as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
-		if (!isslime(M))
-			user << "This device can only scan slimes!"
-			return
-		var/mob/living/carbon/slime/T = M
-		user.show_message("Slime scan results:")
-		user.show_message(text("[T.colour] [] slime", T.is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"))
-		user.show_message(text("Nutrition: [T.nutrition]/[]", T.get_max_nutrition()))
-		if (T.nutrition < T.get_starve_nutrition())
-			user.show_message("<span class='alert'>Warning: slime is starving!</span>")
-		else if (T.nutrition < T.get_hunger_nutrition())
-			user.show_message("<span class='warning'>Warning: slime is hungry</span>")
-		user.show_message("Electric change strength: [T.powerlevel]")
-		user.show_message("Health: [T.health]")
-		if (T.slime_mutation[4] == T.colour)
-			user.show_message("This slime does not evolve any further")
-		else
-			if (T.slime_mutation[3] == T.slime_mutation[4])
-				if (T.slime_mutation[2] == T.slime_mutation[1])
-					user.show_message(text("Possible mutation: []", T.slime_mutation[3]))
-					user.show_message("Genetic destability: [T.mutation_chance/2]% chance of mutation on splitting")
-				else
-					user.show_message(text("Possible mutations: [], [], [] (x2)", T.slime_mutation[1], T.slime_mutation[2], T.slime_mutation[3]))
-					user.show_message("Genetic destability: [T.mutation_chance]% chance of mutation on splitting")
+	if (!isslime(M))
+		user << "This device can only scan slimes!"
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/slime/T = M
+	user.show_message("Slime scan results:")
+	user.show_message(text("[T.colour] [] slime", T.is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"))
+	user.show_message(text("Nutrition: [T.nutrition]/[]", T.get_max_nutrition()))
+	if (T.nutrition < T.get_starve_nutrition())
+		user.show_message("<span class='alert'>Warning: slime is starving!</span>")
+	else if (T.nutrition < T.get_hunger_nutrition())
+		user.show_message("<span class='warning'>Warning: slime is hungry</span>")
+	user.show_message("Electric change strength: [T.powerlevel]")
+	user.show_message("Health: [T.health]")
+	if (T.slime_mutation[4] == T.colour)
+		user.show_message("This slime does not evolve any further")
+	else
+		if (T.slime_mutation[3] == T.slime_mutation[4])
+			if (T.slime_mutation[2] == T.slime_mutation[1])
+				user.show_message(text("Possible mutation: []", T.slime_mutation[3]))
+				user.show_message("Genetic destability: [T.mutation_chance/2]% chance of mutation on splitting")
 			else
-				user.show_message(text("Possible mutations: [], [], [], []", T.slime_mutation[1], T.slime_mutation[2], T.slime_mutation[3], T.slime_mutation[4]))
+				user.show_message(text("Possible mutations: [], [], [] (x2)", T.slime_mutation[1], T.slime_mutation[2], T.slime_mutation[3]))
 				user.show_message("Genetic destability: [T.mutation_chance]% chance of mutation on splitting")
-		if (T.cores > 1)
-			user.show_message("Anomalious slime core amount detected")
-		user.show_message("Growth progress: [T.amount_grown]/10")
\ No newline at end of file
+		else
+			user.show_message(text("Possible mutations: [], [], [], []", T.slime_mutation[1], T.slime_mutation[2], T.slime_mutation[3], T.slime_mutation[4]))
+			user.show_message("Genetic destability: [T.mutation_chance]% chance of mutation on splitting")
+	if (T.cores > 1)
+		user.show_message("Anomalious slime core amount detected")
+	user.show_message("Growth progress: [T.amount_grown]/10")
\ No newline at end of file

From 584a014a12c6883680ff572b3460d4853bbc1ea7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kelenius <kelenius@ya.ru>
Date: Sun, 18 May 2014 22:46:32 +0400
Subject: [PATCH 14/14] Hopefully last change

---
 code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
index 98680e5ae79..996ce6ff0b1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
@@ -317,7 +317,7 @@ MASS SPECTROMETER
 
 /obj/item/device/slime_scanner/attack(mob/living/M as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
 	if (!isslime(M))
-		user << "This device can only scan slimes!"
+		user << "<B>This device can only scan slimes!</B>"
 		return
 	var/mob/living/carbon/slime/T = M
 	user.show_message("Slime scan results:")