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From: BurgerLUA <8602857+BurgerLUA@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2024 16:05:17 -0800
Subject: [PATCH] Blob Fake Announcements are now followed by a clarification
 60 to 180 seconds later. (#928)

Draft because untested.

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## About The Pull Request

Blob Fake Announcements are now followed by a clarification 20 to 40
seconds later.

## Why It's Good For The Game

Prevents issues of Dynamic fucking up and putting everyone on red alert
status for no real reason (fucking over antags).

## Changelog

:cl: BurgerBB
balance: Blob Fake Announcements are now followed by a clarification 60
to 180 seconds later.
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Co-authored-by: The Sharkening <95130227+StrangeWeirdKitten@users.noreply.github.com>
---
 .../code/modules/events/ghost_role/blob.dm    | 39 +++++++++++++++++++
 tgstation.dme                                 |  1 +
 2 files changed, 40 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/ghost_role/blob.dm

diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/ghost_role/blob.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/ghost_role/blob.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..85120126828
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/events/ghost_role/blob.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+
+/datum/round_event/ghost_role/blob/announce(fake)
+	. = ..()
+	if(fake)
+		var/unlucky_victim = "your mother" //debug text that should never trigger but should tell coders that something went wrong without breaking immersion
+		var/unlucky_victim_fatty_score = 0
+		//Get the fattest person
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/possible_fatty as anything in GLOB.human_list)
+
+			if(!possible_fatty.mind)
+				continue
+
+			if(possible_fatty.stat == DEAD)
+				continue //Too mean
+
+			if(possible_fatty.name != possible_fatty.real_name)
+				continue //Not possible to pick up on sensors.
+
+			var/turf/possible_fatty_turf = get_turf(possible_fatty)
+
+			if(!possible_fatty_turf || !is_station_level(possible_fatty_turf.z))
+				continue
+
+			var/possible_fatty_score = possible_fatty.nutrition
+			if(possible_fatty.has_quirk(/datum/quirk/overweight))
+				possible_fatty_score = possible_fatty_score * 1.5 + 1000
+
+			if(possible_fatty_score > unlucky_victim_fatty_score)
+				unlucky_victim = "[possible_fatty]" //We don't use .name here because we want "The" to be affixed to it if needed.
+				unlucky_victim_fatty_score = possible_fatty_score
+
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src,PROC_REF(lose_some_weight_fatty),unlucky_victim),rand(60 SECONDS,180 SECONDS))
+
+/datum/round_event/ghost_role/blob/proc/lose_some_weight_fatty(victim)
+	priority_announce(
+		"It appears that the level 5 biohazard aboard [station_name()] was a false alarm, as our sensors appeared to have mistakenly labeled [victim] as a level 5 biohazard. \
+		All crewmembers are reminded to practice healthy eating habbits as part of Nanotrasen's Safe and Healthy Eating program.",
+		"Biohazard Alert"
+	)
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index c0db095e0e5..8cccfd92fc9 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -8271,6 +8271,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\dynamic\midround_rulesets.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\scream_datums.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\emotes\species_screams.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\events\ghost_role\blob.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\experisci\experiment\types\scanning_fish.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\fishing\fishing_minigame.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\fluff\flora\ash_flora.dm"