diff --git a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm
index 128346d7c37..0540529518c 100644
--- a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 	hidden = TRUE
 
 /datum/mood_event/badass_antag
-	description = "<span class='greentext'>I'm a fucking badass and everyone around me knows it. Just look at them; they're all fucking shaking at the mere thought of me around.</span>\n"
+	description = "<span class='greentext'>I'm a fucking badass and everyone around me knows it. Just look at them; they're all fucking shaking at the mere thought of having me around.</span>\n"
 	mood_change = 7
 	hidden = TRUE
 	special_screen_obj = "badass_sun"
@@ -162,7 +162,7 @@
 	timeout = 5 MINUTES
 
 /datum/mood_event/pet_borg
-	description = "<span class='nicegreen'>I just love my robotical friends!</span>\n"
+	description = "<span class='nicegreen'>I just love my robotic friends!</span>\n"
 	mood_change = 3
 	timeout = 5 MINUTES
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/equipment/kinetic_crusher.dm b/code/modules/mining/equipment/kinetic_crusher.dm
index ea47a43bcef..d1d52673f78 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/equipment/kinetic_crusher.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/equipment/kinetic_crusher.dm
@@ -459,7 +459,7 @@
 	denied_type = /obj/item/crusher_trophy/king_goat
 
 /obj/item/crusher_trophy/king_goat/effect_desc()
-	return "you also passively recharge markers 5x as fast while equipped and do a decent amount of damage at the cost of dulling the blade"
+	return "you also passively recharge markers 5x as fast while this is equipped and do a decent amount of damage at the cost of dulling the blade"
 
 /obj/item/crusher_trophy/king_goat/on_projectile_fire(obj/projectile/destabilizer/marker, mob/living/user)
 	marker.damage = 10 //in my testing only does damage to simple mobs so should be fine to have it high