diff --git a/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm b/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm
index fbde37f1d94..c177d00df64 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm
@@ -33,8 +33,12 @@
 			clear_alert(category)
 			return .()
 		else if(alert.icon_state == "[id][severity]")
-//			src << "threw alert not in need of update [category] [id] [severity]"
-			return 0
+			if(alert.timeout)
+				clear_alert(category)
+				return .()
+			else
+	//			src << "threw alert not in need of update [category] [id] [severity]"
+				return 0
 //		src << "updating alert [category] [id] [severity]"
 	else
 		alert = PoolOrNew(/obj/screen/alert)
@@ -63,6 +67,12 @@
 		return 0
 	alert.name = initial(path_as_obj.name)
 	alert.desc = initial(path_as_obj.desc)
+	alert.timeout = initial(path_as_obj.timeout)
+	if(alert.timeout)
+		spawn(alert.timeout)
+			if(alert.timeout && alerts[category] == alert && world.time >= alert.timeout)
+				clear_alert(category)
+		alert.timeout = world.time + alert.timeout - world.tick_lag
 	alert.mouse_opacity = 1
 
 	return alert
@@ -86,6 +96,9 @@
 	icon_state = "default"
 	name = "Alert"
 	desc = "Something seems to have gone wrong with this alert, so report this bug please"
+	var/timeout = 0 //If set to a number, this alert will clear itself after that many deciseconds
+
+//HUMANS
 
 /obj/screen/alert/oxy
 	name = "Choking"
@@ -125,6 +138,37 @@ The box in your backpack has an oxygen tank and gas mask in it."
 	name = "High Pressure"
 	desc = "The air around you is hazardously thick. A fire suit would protect you."
 
+/obj/screen/alert/blind
+	name = "Blind"
+	desc = "For whatever reason, you can't see. This may be caused by a genetic defect, eye trauma, being unconscious, \
+or something covering your eyes."
+
+/obj/screen/alert/high
+	name = "High"
+	desc = "Woah man, you're tripping balls! Careful you don't get addicted to this... if you aren't already."
+
+/obj/screen/alert/drunk //Not implemented
+	name = "Drunk"
+	desc = "All that alcohol you've been drinking is impairing your speech, motor skills, and mental cognition. Make sure to act like it."
+
+/obj/screen/alert/embeddedobject
+	name = "Embedded Object"
+	desc = "Something got lodged into your flesh and is causing major bleeding. It might fall out with time, but surgery is the safest way. \
+If you're feeling frisky, click yourself in help intent to pull the object out."
+
+/obj/screen/alert/asleep
+	name = "Asleep"
+	desc = "You've fallen asleep. Wait a bit and you should wake up. Unless you don't, considering how helpless you are."
+
+/obj/screen/alert/weightless
+	name = "Weightless"
+	desc = "Gravity has ceased affecting you, and you're floating around aimlessly. You'll need something large and heavy, like a \
+wall or lattice strucure, to push yourself off of if you want to move. A jetpack would enable free range of motion. A pair of \
+magboots would let you walk around normally on the floor. Barring those, you can throw things, use a fire extuingisher, \
+or shoot a gun to move around via Newton's 3rd Law of motion."
+
+//ALIENS
+
 /obj/screen/alert/alien_tox
 	name = "Plasma"
 	desc = "There's flammable plasma in the air. If it lights up, you'll be toast."
@@ -134,6 +178,9 @@ The box in your backpack has an oxygen tank and gas mask in it."
 	name = "Burning"
 	desc = "It's too hot! Flee to space or at least away from the flames. Standing on weeds will heal you up."
 
+
+//SILICONS
+
 /obj/screen/alert/nocell
 	name = "Missing Power Cell"
 	desc = "Unit has no power cell. No modules available until a power cell is reinstalled. Robotics may provide assistance."
@@ -147,6 +194,24 @@ Reharging stations are available in robotics, the dormitory's bathrooms. and the
 	name = "Low Charge"
 	desc = "Unit's power cell is running low. Reharging stations are available in robotics, the dormitory's bathrooms. and the AI satelite."
 
+//Need to cover all use cases - emag, illegal upgrade module, malf AI hack, traitor cyborg
+/obj/screen/alert/hacked
+	name = "Hacked"
+	desc = "Hazardous non-standard equipment detected. Please ensure any usage of this equipment is in line with unit's laws, if any."
+
+/obj/screen/alert/locked
+	name = "Locked Down"
+	desc = "Unit has remotely locked down. Usage of a Robotics Control Computer like the one in the Research Director's \
+office by your AI master or any qualified human may resolve this matter. Robotics my provide further assistance if necessary."
+
+/obj/screen/alert/newlaw
+	name = "Law Update"
+	desc = "Laws have potentially been uploaded to or removed from this unit. Please be aware of any changes \
+so as to remain in compliance with the most up-to-date laws."
+	timeout = 300
+
+//OBJECT-BASED
+
 /obj/screen/alert/buckled
 	name = "Buckled"
 	desc = "You've been buckled to something and can't move. Click the alert to unbuckle unless you're handcuffed."
@@ -200,5 +265,6 @@ Reharging stations are available in robotics, the dormitory's bathrooms. and the
 		return usr.client.Click(master, location, control, params)
 
 /obj/screen/alert/Destroy()
+	..()
 	PlaceInPool(src)
 	return 1 // Don't destroy me, I have a family!
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items.dm b/code/game/objects/items.dm
index 045886e7065..b61814d4b85 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items.dm
@@ -430,6 +430,7 @@
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = A
 			if(can_embed(src))
 				if(prob(embed_chance))
+					H.throw_alert("embeddedobject")
 					var/obj/item/organ/limb/L = pick(H.organs)
 					L.embedded_objects |= src
 					add_blood(H)//it embedded itself in you, of course it's bloody!
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 7751934828d..e57fca2e1ae 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -290,6 +290,8 @@
 				usr.put_in_hands(I)
 				usr.emote("scream")
 				usr.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[usr] successfully rips [I] out of their [L.getDisplayName()]!</span>","<span class='userdanger'>You successfully remove [I] from your [L.getDisplayName()]!</span>")
+				if(!has_embedded_objects())
+					clear_alert("embeddedobject")
 			return
 
 		if(href_list["item"])
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index d14b746171c..b03c2c7576f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -358,6 +358,8 @@
 				L.embedded_objects -= I
 				I.loc = get_turf(src)
 				visible_message("<span class='danger'>\the [I] falls out of [name]'s [L.getDisplayName()]!</span>","<span class='userdanger'>\the [I] falls out of your [L.getDisplayName()]!</span>")
+				if(!has_embedded_objects())
+					clear_alert("embeddedobject")
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/handle_heart()
 	if(!heart_attack)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm
index e571ae3258d..015637255f0 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm
@@ -535,8 +535,12 @@
 					H.client.screen += global_hud.darkMask
 
 		if(H.blind)
-			if(H.eye_blind)		H.blind.layer = 18
-			else			H.blind.layer = 0
+			if(H.eye_blind)
+				H.throw_alert("blind")
+				H.blind.layer = 18
+			else
+				H.clear_alert("blind")
+				H.blind.layer = 0
 
 		if(!H.client)//no client, no screen to update
 			return 1
@@ -544,7 +548,11 @@
 		if( H.disabilities & NEARSIGHT && !istype(H.glasses, /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular) )
 			H.client.screen += global_hud.vimpaired
 		if(H.eye_blurry)			H.client.screen += global_hud.blurry
-		if(H.druggy)				H.client.screen += global_hud.druggy
+		if(H.druggy)
+			H.client.screen += global_hud.druggy
+			H.throw_alert("high")
+		else
+			H.clear_alert("high")
 
 
 		if(H.eye_stat > 20)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm
index 76df2c205e8..75d964d7889 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm
@@ -289,12 +289,16 @@
 	..()
 
 	if(sleeping)
+		throw_alert("asleep")
 		handle_dreams()
 		adjustStaminaLoss(-10)
 		sleeping = max(sleeping-1, 0)
 		if( prob(10) && health && !hal_crit )
 			spawn(0)
 				emote("snore")
+	else
+		clear_alert("asleep")
+
 
 	var/restingpwr = 1 + 4 * resting
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm
index af02c55f543..5beeeb3a847 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm
@@ -170,8 +170,10 @@
 		if(blind)
 			if(eye_blind)
 				blind.layer = 18
+				throw_alert("blind")
 			else
 				blind.layer = 0
+				clear_alert("blind")
 
 				if (disabilities & NEARSIGHT)
 					client.screen += global_hud.vimpaired
@@ -181,6 +183,9 @@
 
 				if (druggy)
 					client.screen += global_hud.druggy
+					throw_alert("high")
+				else
+					clear_alert("high")
 
 				if(eye_stat > 20)
 					if(eye_stat > 30)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index 4e13acf2437..4ea6c0a72a4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -663,6 +663,10 @@ Sorry Giacom. Please don't be mad :(
 /mob/living/update_gravity(has_gravity)
 	if(!ticker)
 		return
+	if(has_gravity)
+		clear_alert("weightless")
+	else
+		throw_alert("weightless")
 	float(!has_gravity)
 
 /mob/living/proc/float(on)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/laws.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/laws.dm
index aed6b5c06a4..c2bb3e4afb2 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/laws.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/laws.dm
@@ -6,30 +6,37 @@
 		make_laws()
 
 /mob/living/silicon/proc/set_zeroth_law(var/law, var/law_borg)
+	throw_alert("newlaw")
 	src.laws_sanity_check()
 	src.laws.set_zeroth_law(law, law_borg)
 
 /mob/living/silicon/proc/add_inherent_law(var/law)
+	throw_alert("newlaw")
 	laws_sanity_check()
 	laws.add_inherent_law(law)
 
 /mob/living/silicon/proc/clear_inherent_laws()
+	throw_alert("newlaw")
 	laws_sanity_check()
 	laws.clear_inherent_laws()
 
 /mob/living/silicon/proc/add_supplied_law(var/number, var/law)
+	throw_alert("newlaw")
 	laws_sanity_check()
 	laws.add_supplied_law(number, law)
 
 /mob/living/silicon/proc/clear_supplied_laws()
+	throw_alert("newlaw")
 	laws_sanity_check()
 	laws.clear_supplied_laws()
 
 /mob/living/silicon/proc/add_ion_law(var/law)
+	throw_alert("newlaw")
 	laws_sanity_check()
 	laws.add_ion_law(law)
 
 /mob/living/silicon/proc/clear_ion_laws()
+	throw_alert("newlaw")
 	laws_sanity_check()
 	laws.clear_ion_laws()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
index 15b7d70d17c..92778926362 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
@@ -942,6 +942,10 @@
 	// They stay locked down if their wire is cut.
 	if(wires.LockedCut())
 		state = 1
+	if(state)
+		throw_alert("locked")
+	else
+		clear_alert("locked")
 	lockcharge = state
 	update_canmove()
 
@@ -956,6 +960,10 @@
 	if(hud_used)
 		hud_used.update_robot_modules_display()	//Shows/hides the emag item if the inventory screen is already open.
 	update_icons()
+	if(emagged)
+		throw_alert("hacked")
+	else
+		clear_alert("hacked")
 
 /mob/living/silicon/robot/verb/outputlaws()
 	set category = "Robot Commands"
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ.dm
index df88239994d..2025f3c155b 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ.dm
@@ -188,4 +188,12 @@
 	for(var/obj/item/organ/limb/L in organs)
 		for(var/obj/item/I in L.embedded_objects)
 			L.embedded_objects -= I
-			I.loc = T
\ No newline at end of file
+			I.loc = T
+
+	clear_alert("embeddedobject")
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/has_embedded_objects()
+	. = 0
+	for(var/obj/item/organ/limb/L in organs)
+		for(var/obj/item/I in L.embedded_objects)
+			return 1
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/remove_embedded_object.dm b/code/modules/surgery/remove_embedded_object.dm
index 749faa22698..142cfb1c8fc 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/remove_embedded_object.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/remove_embedded_object.dm
@@ -33,6 +33,9 @@
 				I.loc = get_turf(H)
 				L.embedded_objects -= I
 
+			if(!H.has_embedded_objects())
+				H.clear_alert("embeddedobject")
+
 			if(objects > 0)
 				user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] sucessfully removes [objects] objects from [H]'s [L.getDisplayName()]!</span>")
 			else
diff --git a/icons/mob/screen_alert.dmi b/icons/mob/screen_alert.dmi
index cf8d94b9594..c3b59708390 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/screen_alert.dmi and b/icons/mob/screen_alert.dmi differ