diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/datums/department_security.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/datums/department_security.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..e9924f8020a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/datums/department_security.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,98 @@
+/datum/job/science_guard
+	mail_goodies = list(
+	/obj/item/food/donut/caramel = 10,
+	/obj/item/food/donut/matcha = 10,
+	/obj/item/food/donut/blumpkin = 5,
+	/obj/item/clothing/mask/whistle = 10,
+	/obj/item/melee/baton = 5
+	)
+
+/datum/outfit/job/science_guard
+	head =  /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/sec/science
+	suit = /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/alt
+	r_pocket = /obj/item/reagent_containers/spray/pepper
+	l_pocket = /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs
+	backpack_contents = list(
+		/obj/item/melee/baton/security/loaded/departmental/science = 1,
+		/obj/item/gun/energy/disabler = 1,
+		/obj/item/holosign_creator/security = 1
+	)
+
+/datum/job/orderly
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/food/donut/caramel = 10,
+		/obj/item/food/donut/matcha = 10,
+		/obj/item/food/donut/blumpkin = 5,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/whistle = 10,
+		/obj/item/melee/baton = 5
+	)
+
+/datum/outfit/job/orderly
+	head =  /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/sec/medical
+	glasses = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/health/sunglasses
+	r_pocket = /obj/item/reagent_containers/spray/pepper
+	l_pocket = /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs
+	backpack_contents = list(
+		/obj/item/melee/baton/security/loaded/departmental/medical = 1,
+		/obj/item/gun/energy/disabler = 1,
+		/obj/item/holosign_creator/security = 1
+	)
+
+/datum/job/engineering_guard
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/food/donut/caramel = 10,
+		/obj/item/food/donut/matcha = 10,
+		/obj/item/food/donut/blumpkin = 5,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/whistle = 10,
+		/obj/item/melee/baton = 5
+	)
+
+/datum/outfit/job/engineering_guard
+	head =  /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/sec/engineering
+	r_pocket = /obj/item/reagent_containers/spray/pepper
+	l_pocket = /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs
+	backpack_contents = list(
+		/obj/item/melee/baton/security/loaded/departmental/engineering = 1,
+		/obj/item/gun/energy/disabler = 1,
+		/obj/item/holosign_creator/security = 1
+	)
+
+/datum/job/customs_agent
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/food/donut/caramel = 10,
+		/obj/item/food/donut/matcha = 10,
+		/obj/item/food/donut/blumpkin = 5,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/whistle = 10,
+		/obj/item/melee/baton = 5
+	)
+
+/datum/outfit/job/customs_agent
+	head =  /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/sec/cargo
+	r_pocket = /obj/item/reagent_containers/spray/pepper
+	l_pocket = /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs
+	backpack_contents = list(
+		/obj/item/melee/baton/security/loaded/departmental/cargo = 1,
+		/obj/item/gun/energy/disabler = 1,
+		/obj/item/holosign_creator/security = 1
+	)
+
+/datum/job/bouncer
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/food/donut/caramel = 10,
+		/obj/item/food/donut/matcha = 10,
+		/obj/item/food/donut/blumpkin = 5,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/whistle = 10,
+		/obj/item/melee/baton = 5
+	)
+
+/datum/outfit/job/bouncer
+	head =  /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/sec/service
+	suit = /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/alt
+	l_pocket = /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs
+	r_pocket = /obj/item/reagent_containers/spray/pepper
+	backpack_contents = list(
+		/obj/item/melee/baton/security/loaded/departmental/service = 1,
+		/obj/item/gun/energy/disabler = 1,
+		/obj/item/holosign_creator/security = 1
+	)
+	glasses = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/security/sunglasses
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 172fd08d24a..64145ac4e74 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -7046,6 +7046,7 @@
 #include "modular_skyrat\modules\xenos_skyrat_redo\code\xeno_types\sentinel.dm"
 #include "modular_skyrat\modules\xenos_skyrat_redo\code\xeno_types\spitter.dm"
 #include "modular_skyrat\modules\xenos_skyrat_redo\code\xeno_types\warrior.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\datums\department_security.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\datums\ert.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\datums\ai_laws\laws_antagonistic.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\datums\bubber_quirks\hydrophilic.dm"