diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/instruments.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/instruments.dm
index d9bb7bc4c65..e2dabff728c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/instruments.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/instruments.dm
@@ -16,6 +16,10 @@
 	song = null
 	return ..()
 
+/obj/item/device/instrument/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins to play 'Gloomy Sunday'! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide..</span>")
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
+
 /obj/item/device/instrument/initialize()
 	song.tempo = song.sanitize_tempo(song.tempo) // tick_lag isn't set when the map is loaded
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/electropack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/electropack.dm
index ac9a3f0fe7e..ae2ab00c9ef 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/electropack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/electropack.dm
@@ -13,6 +13,10 @@
 	var/frequency = 1449
 	var/shock_cooldown = 0
 
+/obj/item/device/electropack/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] hooks \himself to the electropack and spams the trigger! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide..</span>")
+	return (FIRELOSS)
+
 /obj/item/device/electropack/initialize()
 	if(radio_controller)
 		radio_controller.add_object(src, frequency, RADIO_CHAT)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/RCD.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/RCD.dm
index 63baee79c37..195b367a033 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/RCD.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/RCD.dm
@@ -63,6 +63,10 @@ RCD
 	var/deconwindowdelay = 50
 	var/deconairlockdelay = 50
 
+/obj/item/weapon/rcd/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] sets the RCD to 'Wall' and points it down his throat! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide..</span>")
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/rcd/verb/change_airlock_access()
 	set name = "Change Airlock Access"
 	set category = "Object"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
index 2412edfe9cd..e7415d55fd1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
@@ -35,6 +35,11 @@
 	icon_state = "soapsyndie"
 	cleanspeed = 10 //much faster than mop so it is useful for traitors who want to clean crime scenes
 
+/obj/item/weapon/soap/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] crams the bar of soap down \his throat! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide..</span>")
+	. = TOXLOSS
+	src.loc = user
+
 /obj/item/weapon/soap/Crossed(AM as mob|obj)
 	if (istype(AM, /mob/living/carbon))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/M = AM
@@ -86,6 +91,11 @@
 	var/honksound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
 	var/cooldowntime = 20
 
+/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] solemnly points the horn at \his temple! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide..</span>")
+	playsound(src.loc, honksound, 50, 1)
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/bikehorn/attack(mob/living/carbon/M, mob/living/carbon/user)
 	if(!spam_flag)
 		playsound(loc, honksound, 50, 1, -1) //plays instead of tap.ogg!
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/explosives.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/explosives.dm
index 1046feaaa06..fb2e6781181 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/explosives.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/explosives.dm
@@ -41,6 +41,8 @@
 				message_say = "FOR NAR-SIE!"
 			else if(role == "revolutionary" || role == "head revolutionary")
 				message_say = "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!"
+			else if(user.mind.gang_datum)
+				message_say = "[uppertext(user.mind.gang_datum.name)] RULES!"
 	user.say(message_say)
 	target = user
 	message_admins("[key_name_admin(user)](<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminmoreinfo=\ref[user]'>?</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservefollow=\ref[user]'>FLW</A>) suicided with [src.name] at ([x],[y],[z] - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=[x];Y=[y];Z=[z]'>JMP</a>)",0,1)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/boxes.dm
index 41ff286953f..f9193ad9bb3 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/boxes.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/boxes.dm
@@ -650,6 +650,10 @@
 	icon_state = "hugbox"
 	foldable = null
 
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/hug/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] clamps the box of hugs on \his jugular! Guess it wasn't such a hugbox after all..</span>")
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/hug/attack_self(mob/user)
 	..()
 	user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm
index 4d3e413f51d..d20fc00612a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm
@@ -99,4 +99,8 @@
 	new /obj/item/weapon/crowbar(src)
 	new /obj/item/stack/cable_coil(src,30,color)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/wirecutters(src)
-	new /obj/item/device/multitool(src)
\ No newline at end of file
+	new /obj/item/device/multitool(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/toolbox/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] robusts \himself with the toolbox! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide..</span>")
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm
index 9f54eeaace4..c7a857f059b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm
@@ -195,6 +195,10 @@
 	..()
 	user << "It contains [get_fuel()] unit\s of fuel out of [max_fuel]."
 
+/obj/item/weapon/weldingtool/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] welds \his every orifice closed! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide..</span>")
+	return (FIRELOSS)
+
 
 /obj/item/weapon/weldingtool/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
 	if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/screwdriver))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
index 779df4e79c1..fe8010e74f5 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
@@ -161,6 +161,10 @@
 	icon_state = "fireaxe[wielded]"
 	return
 
+/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] axes \himself from head to toe! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide..</span>")
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe/afterattack(atom/A as mob|obj|turf|area, mob/user, proximity)
 	if(!proximity) return
 	if(A && wielded && (istype(A,/obj/structure/window) || istype(A,/obj/structure/grille))) //destroys windows and grilles in one hit
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/seeds.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/seeds.dm
index 7334590239e..06f917a668b 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/seeds.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/seeds.dm
@@ -1339,21 +1339,29 @@
 	if(parent)
 		mutations = parent.mutations
 
+/obj/item/seeds/kudzuseed/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] swallows the pack of kudzu seeds! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide..</span>")
+	plant(user)
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
+
 /obj/item/seeds/kudzuseed/harvest()
 	var/list/prod = ..()
 	for(var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/kudzupod/K in prod)
 		K.mutations = mutations
 
-/obj/item/seeds/kudzuseed/attack_self(mob/user)
+/obj/item/seeds/kudzuseed/proc/plant(mob/user)
 	if(istype(user.loc,/turf/space))
 		return
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
-	user << "<span class='notice'>You plant the kudzu. You monster.</span>"
 	message_admins("Kudzu planted by [key_name_admin(user)](<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminmoreinfo=\ref[user]'>?</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservefollow=\ref[user]'>FLW</A>) at ([T.x],[T.y],[T.z] - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=[T.x];Y=[T.y];Z=[T.z]'>(JMP)</a>)",0,1)
 	investigate_log("was planted by [key_name(user)] at ([T.x],[T.y],[T.z])","kudzu")
 	new /obj/effect/spacevine_controller(user.loc, mutations, potency, production)
 	qdel(src)
 
+/obj/item/seeds/kudzuseed/attack_self(mob/user)
+	plant(user)
+	user << "<span class='notice'>You plant the kudzu. You monster.</span>"
+
 /obj/item/seeds/kudzuseed/get_analyzer_text()
 	var/list/mut_text = list()
 	var/text_string = ""
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
index 411f5de8522..2218bda0a71 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
@@ -82,6 +82,9 @@
 		name = "paper[(n_name ? text("- '[n_name]'") : null)]"
 	add_fingerprint(usr)
 
+/obj/item/weapon/paper/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] scratches a grid on their wrist with the paper! It looks like \he's trying to commit sudoku..</span>")
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/paper/attack_self(mob/user)
 	user.examinate(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/magic.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/magic.dm
index b0ba982348e..af800ecefb7 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/magic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/magic.dm
@@ -74,6 +74,6 @@
 	return
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/magic/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is casting a spell on themself with the [src.name]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is twisting the [src.name] above \his head, releasing a magical blast! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>")
 	playsound(loc, fire_sound, 50, 1, -1)
 	return (FIRELOSS)
\ No newline at end of file