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28 August 2016
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CoreOverload updated:
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+ - You can now use sheets from any hand, not just the active one.
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Iamgoofball updated:
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+ - Station and Character names are now allowed to be longer.
+ - Gender Reassignment surgery has been removed.
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Incoming5643 updated:
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+ - Due to a bad case of "being terrible" the save system for secret satchels has been reworked. All saves are now unified in a single data file: /data/npc_saves/SecretSatchels
+ - Old savefiles such as: /data/npc_saves/SecretSatchels_Box Station can now be safely removed.
+ - A new slime reaction has been found for pink slimes using blood. The potion produced from this reaction can be used to change the gender of living things. Decently useful for animal husbandry, but otherwise mostly just for pranks/"""roleplay"""/enforcing a brutal regime composed entirely of female slime people.
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Joan updated:
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+ - Bumping the AI on help intent will no longer cause it and you to swap positions, even if it is unanchored. If unanchored, it will properly push the AI around.
+ - The staff of lava can now turn lava back into basalt.
+ - Placing a singularity or energy ball generator directly in front of an active particle accelerator may be a bad idea.
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Kor updated:
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+ - Added Battlemage armour to the spellbook. The armour is heavily shielded, but will not recharge once the shields are depleted.
+ - Added armour runes to the spellbook, which can grant additional charges to the Battlemage armour.
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MrStonedOne updated:
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+ - The game window will now flash in the taskbar on incoming admin pm, and to all admins when an admin help comes in.
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PKPenguin321 updated:
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+ - The tesla is now much more dangerous, and can cause electronics to explode violently.
+ - It now hurts to get thrown into another person.
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Shadowlight213 updated:
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+ - The radiation storm random event will automatically enable and disable emergency maint.
+ - The radiation storm random event is now a weather type that affects the station.
+ - The security temperature gun now has a firing pin making it 0.0000001% more useful!
+ - Added config option to use byond account creation age for job limits.
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WJohnston updated:
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+ - Lavaland lava probably sorta looks better I guess.
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Yackemflam updated:
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+ - Sniper kit have been given as a syndicate bundle set. Be warned though, they are not as equipped as the nuclear agent kits.
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kilkun updated:
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+ - Adds a shielded deathsquad hardsuit. it has four charges and recharges after 15 seconds of not being shot (compared to the syndicate 3 charges and 20 second recharge rate)
+ - All death commandos now spawn with this new hardsuit. The previous hardsuit was not removed.
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pubby updated:
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+ - Mining scanner module to standard borgs
+ - Sheet snatcher module from standard borgs
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xxalpha updated:
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+ - Cigarette packs, donut boxes, egg boxes can now be closed and opened with Ctrl+Click.
+ - Lighters are now represented in cigarette packs with a sprite of their own.
+ - You can now remove a lighter from a cigarette pack quickly with Alt+Click.
+ - Reduced the amount of cigars that cigar cases can hold to 5 because the cigar case sprite doesn't support more than that.
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24 August 2016
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- adds a hud soul counter for devils. Sprites by PouFrou and special thanks to lordpidey for about everything.
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- 26 June 2016
- Basilman updated:
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- - The Donor prompt for becoming an alien queen maid is now an action button instead, and can be toggled on and off.
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- Joan updated:
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- - Fellowship Armory now invokes faster for each nearby servant and provides clockwork gauntlets, which are shock-resistant and provide armor to the arms.
- - It's not wise to equip clockwork armor if you don't serve Ratvar.
- - A full set of clockwork armor will now actually cover all limbs.
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- coiax updated:
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- - Our administrators, here at /tg/, don't get enough credit for their wealth of experience and knowledge. Now they get the chance to share that with you by giving out custom tips!
- - Gang domination now uses the same timing method as shuttles, making their domination times more accurate.
- - The default shuttle transit time is now 15 seconds.
- - Please do not commit suicide with the nuclear authentication disk.
- - Observers now have a visible countdown for borg factories, silicons can examine the factory to determine how long it has remaining until it is ready.
- - Clockwork mobs sound like Ratvar chants if you do not serve Ratvar.
- - When servants recite, they now talk in a strange voice that is more noticable.
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- 24 June 2016
- Joan updated:
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- - The Interdiction Lens has been reworked; instead of allowing you to disable Telecomms, Cameras, or non-Servant Cyborgs, it drains power from all APCs, SMES units, and non-Servant cyborgs in a relatively large area, funneling that power into nearby Sigils of Transmission, then disables all cameras and radios in that same area.
- - If it fails to find anything it could disable or drain any power, it turns off for 2 minutes.
- - You can now target yourself with Sentinel's Compromise, allowing you to heal yourself with it.
- - Flashes will once again stun borgs, but for a much shorter time than they previously did; average stun time is reduced from the previous average of 15 seconds to about 6 seconds. The confusion remains, but it will no longer unequip borg modules.
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- MMMiracles updated:
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- - Metastation xenobiology's lights and cell have been modified so it won't drain 5 minutes into the round.
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- SnipeDragon updated:
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- - Changelings created at round start now correctly receive their Antag HUD.
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- Xhuis updated:
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- - Cardboard cutouts have been added. Now you can set up advertisements for your clown mart.
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- 23 June 2016
- Joan updated:
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- - Tinkerer's Caches generate components(when near clockwork walls) every minute and a half, from every 35 seconds. Clockwork Slabs generate components once per minute, from once per 50 seconds.
- - Spatial Gateway will last four seconds per invoker, instead of two per invoker.
- - Clockwork floors now only heal toxin damage on servants of Ratvar.
- - You can no longer place ocular wardens very close to other ocular wardens.
- - The Flame produced by a Judicial Visor is no longer an effective melee weapon and will trigger on all intents, not just harm intent.
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- Wizard's Federation updated:
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- - Acolytes of Hades have revealed their true forms.
- - We've discovered a way to traverse portals left behind by Hades, and have discovered a great treasure through it.
- - Hades has undergone Anger Management classes, and should no longer remain wrathful for the duration of his visit.
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- coiax updated:
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- - Changelings now evolve powers via the cellular emporium, which they can access via an action button.
- - Due to budget cuts, the shuttle's hyperspace engines now create a visual distortion at their destination, a few seconds before arrival. Crewmembers are encouraged to use these "ripples" as an indication of where not to stand.
- - Shuttles now only run over mobs in turfs they are moving into, rather than the entire rectangle.
- - If you are an observer, you can click on transition edges of a Z-level in order to move as a mob would.
- - Due to safety concerns, the Hyperfractal Gigashuttle now has some safety grilles to prevent accidental matter energising.
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- coiax, incoming updated:
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- - Due to budget cuts, the builtin anti-orbit engines on the station have been removed. As such, expect the station to start orbiting the system again, and encounter an unpredictable stellar environment.
- - All permanent structures (not on station, Centcom or lavaland) have been removed.
- - All removed structures are now space ruins, and can be placed randomly in space ruin zlevels.
- - The White Ship remains at its current location, but has lost any reliable landmarks near it. Its starting position will be made more random in a coming update.
- - The Space Bar has a small atmos system added and a teleporter. Some other ruins have been cleaned up to not have atmos active turfs.
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