diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/virus2/cureimplanter.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/virus2/cureimplanter.dm
index 7fc9ea9683e..30d952b4851 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/virus2/cureimplanter.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/virus2/cureimplanter.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 	var/works = 0
 	var/datum/disease2/disease/virus2 = null
 	item_state = "syringe_0"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 
diff --git a/code/defines/obj.dm b/code/defines/obj.dm
index 6b1d728535b..6e12d340ae6 100644
--- a/code/defines/obj.dm
+++ b/code/defines/obj.dm
@@ -73,7 +73,7 @@
 	w_class = 1.0
 	force = 0.0
 	throwforce = 0.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 20
 	afterattack(atom/target as mob|obj|turf|area, mob/user as mob)
 		user.drop_item()
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
index 84f884e10e5..60a0082dd5e 100644
--- a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
+++ b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 	icon_state = "red_phone"
 	force = 3.0
 	throwforce = 2.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 4
 	w_class = 2
 	attack_verb = list("called", "rang")
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@
 	anchored = 0.0
 	force = 0
 	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 2
 	w_class = 1.0
 
@@ -98,7 +98,7 @@
 	throwforce = 0
 	hitsound = null //To prevent tap.ogg playing, as the item lacks of force
 	w_class = 1.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 15
 	attack_verb = list("HONKED")
 	var/spam_flag = 0
@@ -217,7 +217,7 @@
 	icon_state = "caution"
 	force = 1.0
 	throwforce = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 	attack_verb = list("warned", "cautioned", "smashed")
@@ -242,7 +242,7 @@
 	icon_state = "staff"
 	force = 3.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 	flags = NOSHIELD
@@ -262,7 +262,7 @@
 	item_state = "stick"
 	force = 3.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 	flags = NOSHIELD
@@ -360,7 +360,7 @@
 	desc = "A sharp and curved blade on a long fibremetal handle, this tool makes it easy to reap what you sow."
 	force = 13.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 3
 	w_class = 4.0
 	flags = CONDUCT | NOSHIELD
diff --git a/code/game/atoms_movable.dm b/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
index f12f1881f4a..5800f766e5c 100644
--- a/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
+++ b/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 	var/l_move_time = 1
 	var/m_flag = 1
 	var/throwing = 0
-	var/throw_speed = 1
+	var/throw_speed = 2
 	var/throw_range = 7
 	var/moved_recently = 0
 	var/mob/pulledby = null
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/ritual.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/ritual.dm
index 43d97cb2edb..98c99bcb69f 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/ritual.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/ritual.dm
@@ -305,7 +305,7 @@ var/engwords = list("travel", "blood", "join", "hell", "destroy", "technology",
 /obj/item/weapon/tome
 	name = "arcane tome"
 	icon_state ="tome"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 	var/notedat = ""
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/spellbook.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/spellbook.dm
index 7c2f5ddf5cc..2f1626d0dd7 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/spellbook.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/spellbook.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 	desc = "The legendary book of spells of the wizard."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/library.dmi'
 	icon_state ="book"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 1.0
 	var/uses = 5
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/bots/cleanbot.dm b/code/game/machinery/bots/cleanbot.dm
index 7dd7556c5ea..5876f90ca5f 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/bots/cleanbot.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/bots/cleanbot.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 	icon_state = "bucket_proxy"
 	force = 3.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
 	var/created_name = "Cleanbot"
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/bots/floorbot.dm b/code/game/machinery/bots/floorbot.dm
index bed92eee562..0c53371b455 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/bots/floorbot.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/bots/floorbot.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 	icon_state = "toolbox_tiles"
 	force = 3.0
 	throwforce = 10.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
 	var/created_name = "Floorbot"
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@
 	icon_state = "toolbox_tiles_sensor"
 	force = 3.0
 	throwforce = 10.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
 	var/created_name = "Floorbot"
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl.dm b/code/game/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl.dm
index e6b079517bd..00be5935472 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl.dm
@@ -367,7 +367,7 @@
 	desc = "May the force be with you. Sorta"
 	icon_state = "sword0"
 	force = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	throwforce = 0
 	w_class = 2.0
diff --git a/code/game/mecha/mecha_parts.dm b/code/game/mecha/mecha_parts.dm
index 80bca9471b9..003f2ec3fe3 100644
--- a/code/game/mecha/mecha_parts.dm
+++ b/code/game/mecha/mecha_parts.dm
@@ -408,7 +408,7 @@
 	force = 5.0
 	w_class = 2.0
 	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 15
 
 	ripley
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/chameleonproj.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/chameleonproj.dm
index a51decc1379..1d30c43ffb0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/chameleonproj.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/chameleonproj.dm
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
 	item_state = "electronic"
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 	origin_tech = "syndicate=4;magnets=4"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/multitool.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/multitool.dm
index 48cc1d44a58..d752e5e8a32 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/multitool.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/multitool.dm
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
 	w_class = 2.0
 	throwforce = 0
 	throw_range = 15
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	m_amt = 50
 	g_amt = 20
 	origin_tech = "magnets=1;engineering=1"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/radio.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/radio.dm
index 05104f25017..a4050faaae2 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/radio.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/radio.dm
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ var/GLOBAL_RADIO_TYPE = 1 // radio type to use
 //			"Example" = FREQ_LISTENING|FREQ_BROADCASTING
 	flags = CONDUCT
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 9
 	w_class = 2
 	g_amt = 25
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/mineral.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/mineral.dm
index 3f9b9e82a45..8d34a8f5301 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/mineral.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/mineral.dm
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/diamond_recipes = list ( \
 	force = 5.0
 	throwforce = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 3
 	origin_tech = "materials=5"
 	perunit = 2000
@@ -105,7 +105,7 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/uranium_recipes = list ( \
 	force = 5.0
 	throwforce = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 3
 	origin_tech = "plasmatech=2;materials=2"
 	perunit = 2000
@@ -131,7 +131,7 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/plasma_recipes = list ( \
 	force = 5.0
 	throwforce = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 3
 	origin_tech = "materials=4"
 	perunit = 2000
@@ -157,7 +157,7 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/gold_recipes = list ( \
 	force = 5.0
 	throwforce = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 3
 	origin_tech = "materials=3"
 	perunit = 2000
@@ -183,7 +183,7 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/silver_recipes = list ( \
 	force = 5.0
 	throwforce = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 3
 	origin_tech = "materials=4"
 	perunit = 2000
@@ -207,7 +207,7 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/silver_recipes = list ( \
 	force = 5.0
 	throwforce = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 3
 	origin_tech = "materials=5"
 	perunit = 1000
@@ -222,7 +222,7 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/silver_recipes = list ( \
 	force = 5.0
 	throwforce = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 3
 	origin_tech = "materials=4"
 	perunit = 2000
@@ -237,7 +237,7 @@ var/global/list/datum/stack_recipe/silver_recipes = list ( \
 	force = 5.0
 	throwforce = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 3
 	origin_tech = "materials=4"
 	perunit = 2000
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheets.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheets.dm
index 00ce04a452f..6a55c3629c0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheets.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheets.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 	force = 5
 	throwforce = 5
 	max_amount = 50
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 3
 	attack_verb = list("bashed", "battered", "bludgeoned", "thrashed", "smashed")
 	var/perunit = 3750
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index ab75eb1f7e8..0345e498609 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -374,7 +374,7 @@
 	desc = "A cheap, plastic replica of TWO energy swords.  Double the fun!"
 	force = 0
 	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	force_unwielded = 0
 	force_wielded = 0
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/AI_modules.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/AI_modules.dm
index 7ad4698bc4e..8aeafb5f8b9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/AI_modules.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/AI_modules.dm
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ AI MODULES
 	force = 5.0
 	w_class = 2.0
 	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 15
 	origin_tech = "programming=3"
 	var/list/laws = list()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/RCD.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/RCD.dm
index fd240c23491..a0bc317e8d3 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/RCD.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/RCD.dm
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ RCD
 	flags = CONDUCT
 	force = 10.0
 	throwforce = 10.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
 	m_amt = 50000
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/dna_injector.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/dna_injector.dm
index 55b4b82d0c0..1b6c197eb5f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/dna_injector.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/dna_injector.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 	desc = "This injects the person with DNA."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "dnainjector"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 1.0
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/extinguisher.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/extinguisher.dm
index 208422b110c..d54af233904 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/extinguisher.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/extinguisher.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 	flags = CONDUCT
 	throwforce = 10
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 10
 	force = 10
 	m_amt = 90
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm
index 3ea540548fd..eff7fd48c93 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
 	throwforce = 0
 	w_class = 2.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	m_amt = 500
 	origin_tech = "materials=1"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantcase.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantcase.dm
index 11f16c466ea..1f3eaabde89 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantcase.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantcase.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 	desc = "A case containing an implant."
 	icon_state = "implantcase-0"
 	item_state = "implantcase"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 1.0
 	var/obj/item/weapon/implant/imp = null
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implanter.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implanter.dm
index 8aba8b023fa..735780140df 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implanter.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implanter.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "implanter0"
 	item_state = "syringe_0"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 	var/obj/item/weapon/implant/imp = null
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantpad.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantpad.dm
index 07926b96d09..ba0fa0d0dd9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantpad.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantpad.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "implantpad-0"
 	item_state = "electronic"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 	var/obj/item/weapon/implantcase/case = null
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
index 72c6621261e..f3d581475b7 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
 	force = 5.0
 	w_class = 1.0
 	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	flags = CONDUCT
 	origin_tech = "materials=1"
@@ -107,8 +107,8 @@
 	flags = CONDUCT
 	force = 10.0
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throwforce = 6.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throwforce = 10.0
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 6
 	m_amt = 12000
 	origin_tech = "materials=1"
@@ -138,7 +138,7 @@
 	force = 15.0
 	w_class = 2.0
 	throwforce = 8.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 6
 	m_amt = 12000
 	origin_tech = "materials=1"
@@ -155,7 +155,7 @@
 	icon_state = "rolling_pin"
 	force = 8.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 7
 	w_class = 3.0
 	attack_verb = list("bashed", "battered", "bludgeoned", "thrashed", "whacked") //I think the rollingpin attackby will end up ignoring this anyway.
@@ -201,7 +201,7 @@
 	icon_state = "tray"
 	desc = "A metal tray to lay food on."
 	throwforce = 10.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
 	flags = CONDUCT
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm
index b866b42e76b..cf72273e175 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy.dm
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@
 	force = 40.0
 	throwforce = 25.0
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
 	flags = CONDUCT | NOSHIELD
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
 	force = 3.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
 	hitsound = "swing_hit" //it starts deactivated
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 	flags = NOSHIELD
@@ -166,7 +166,7 @@
 	force = 70.0//Normal attacks deal very high damage.
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/blade1.ogg'
 	throwforce = 1//Throwing or dropping the item deletes it.
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 1
 	w_class = 4.0//So you can't hide it in your pocket or some such.
 	flags = NOSHIELD
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/shields.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/shields.dm
index 6a182bd67a4..5c0baebd24d 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/shields.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/shields.dm
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK
 	force = 5.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 4
 	w_class = 4.0
 	g_amt = 7500
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@
 	icon_state = "eshield0" // eshield1 for expanded
 	force = 3.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 4
 	w_class = 1
 	origin_tech = "materials=4;magnets=3;syndicate=4"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/bible.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/bible.dm
index 3d720b1c4d0..ec845fe45a1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/bible.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/bible.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 	name = "bible"
 	desc = "Apply to head repeatedly."
 	icon_state ="bible"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
 	var/mob/affecting = null
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/briefcase.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/briefcase.dm
index 1503c518aba..11a730b576e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/briefcase.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/briefcase.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 	icon_state = "briefcase"
 	flags = CONDUCT
 	force = 8.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 4
 	w_class = 4.0
 	max_w_class = 3
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/firstaid.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/firstaid.dm
index e709a5e9320..1608364398b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/firstaid.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/firstaid.dm
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
 	name = "first-aid kit"
 	desc = "It's an emergency medical kit for those serious boo-boos."
 	icon_state = "firstaid"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 8
 	var/empty = 0
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/secure.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/secure.dm
index aac2ed48915..cf6abd60802 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/secure.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/secure.dm
@@ -147,7 +147,7 @@
 	item_state = "sec-case"
 	desc = "A large briefcase with a digital locking system."
 	force = 8.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 4
 	w_class = 4.0
 	max_w_class = 3
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm
index 5d2447231d4..ed1f1e4090e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
 	flags = CONDUCT
 	force = 10.0
 	throwforce = 10.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 7
 	w_class = 4.0
 	origin_tech = "combat=1"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/teleportation.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/teleportation.dm
index 83a771002f4..691ad67d395 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/teleportation.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/teleportation.dm
@@ -128,9 +128,9 @@ Frequency:
 	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
 	icon_state = "hand_tele"
 	item_state = "electronic"
-	throwforce = 5
+	throwforce = 0
 	w_class = 2.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	m_amt = 10000
 	origin_tech = "magnets=1;bluespace=3"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm
index a9ac68e2a41..fa0136eaaa2 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 	force = 5.0
 	w_class = 1.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	g_amt = 0
 	m_amt = 75
@@ -101,7 +101,7 @@
 	flags = CONDUCT
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
 	force = 6.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 9
 	w_class = 2.0
 	m_amt = 80
@@ -135,7 +135,7 @@
 	force = 3
 	throwforce = 5
 	hitsound = "swing_hit"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2
 	m_amt = 70
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
index 24e5af6ed74..b8f2f5b7751 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
@@ -186,7 +186,7 @@ obj/item/weapon/twohanded/
 	desc = "Handle with care."
 	force = 3
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 	force_unwielded = 3
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
index c17a6ee46a6..b976e482cfe 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@
 	item_state = "nullrod"
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
 	force = 15
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 4
 	throwforce = 10
 	w_class = 1
diff --git a/code/modules/assembly/assembly.dm b/code/modules/assembly/assembly.dm
index 2fd83440eb1..94e106fb5f9 100644
--- a/code/modules/assembly/assembly.dm
+++ b/code/modules/assembly/assembly.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 	m_amt = 100
 	g_amt = 0
 	throwforce = 2
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 10
 	origin_tech = "magnets=1"
 
diff --git a/code/modules/assembly/bomb.dm b/code/modules/assembly/bomb.dm
index ee67c265d55..ed66e22a18f 100644
--- a/code/modules/assembly/bomb.dm
+++ b/code/modules/assembly/bomb.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 	item_state = "assembly"
 	throwforce = 5
 	w_class = 3.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 4
 	flags = CONDUCT
 	var/status = 0   //0 - not readied //1 - bomb finished with welder
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm
index fb9f26dd1e2..38f402febc9 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
 	throwforce = 0
 	w_class = 2.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 10
 	var/toxicity = 4
 	var/WeedKillStr = 2
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
 	throwforce = 0
 	w_class = 2.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 10
 	var/toxicity = 4
 	var/PestKillStr = 2
diff --git a/code/modules/library/lib_items.dm b/code/modules/library/lib_items.dm
index 1321ef099a1..ddce2d7cc18 100644
--- a/code/modules/library/lib_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/library/lib_items.dm
@@ -303,7 +303,7 @@
 	name = "barcode scanner"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/library.dmi'
 	icon_state ="scanner"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 1.0
 	var/obj/machinery/librarycomp/computer	//Associated computer - Modes 1 to 3 use this
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
index 4d0de30550d..45c4ee7b62f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 	force = 1.0
 	w_class = 2.0
 	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	origin_tech = "biotech=3"
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slapped", "whacked")
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
index f7e7fe4f12c..1d71be2490f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
@@ -576,7 +576,7 @@ mob/living/carbon/slime/var/temperature_resistance = T0C+75
 	force = 1.0
 	w_class = 1.0
 	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 6
 	origin_tech = "biotech=4"
 	var/Uses = 1 // uses before it goes inert
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/clipboard.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/clipboard.dm
index 50b7a29d5d5..895170f6f6f 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/clipboard.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/clipboard.dm
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 	item_state = "clipboard"
 	throwforce = 0
 	w_class = 2.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 10
 	var/obj/item/weapon/pen/haspen		//The stored pen.
 	var/obj/item/weapon/paper/toppaper	//The topmost piece of paper.
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/paperbin.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/paperbin.dm
index 26e01456000..9e2f00b5c9c 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/paperbin.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/paperbin.dm
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 	item_state = "sheet-metal"
 	throwforce = 0
 	w_class = 3
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 7
 	pressure_resistance = 10
 	var/amount = 30					//How much paper is in the bin.
diff --git a/code/modules/power/cable.dm b/code/modules/power/cable.dm
index 277fbfaf31d..5aa9b557944 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/cable.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/cable.dm
@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@
 	desc = "A coil of power cable."
 	throwforce = 0
 	w_class = 2.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	m_amt = 50
 	g_amt = 20
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/grenade_launcher.dm b/code/modules/reagents/grenade_launcher.dm
index eb596caf35e..392c4deb898 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/grenade_launcher.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/grenade_launcher.dm
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 	icon_state = "riotgun"
 	item_state = "riotgun"
 	w_class = 4.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 10
 	force = 5.0
 	var/list/grenades = new/list()
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm
index 194a701f9d4..a50c3690d39 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm
@@ -119,7 +119,7 @@
 	icon_state = "broken_bottle"
 	force = 9.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	item_state = "beer"
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/spray.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/spray.dm
index 90543197070..4a89bfe6418 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/spray.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/spray.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
 	throwforce = 0
 	w_class = 2.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 10
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
 	volume = 250
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/syringe_gun.dm b/code/modules/reagents/syringe_gun.dm
index 81d8d7586a1..ab500385249 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/syringe_gun.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/syringe_gun.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 	icon_state = "syringegun"
 	item_state = "syringegun"
 	w_class = 3
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 10
 	force = 4
 	m_amt = 2000
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm b/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
index bc51b0bf43a..f0b26de217c 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
@@ -65,7 +65,7 @@
 	force = 10.0
 	w_class = 1.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	m_amt = 10000
 	g_amt = 5000
diff --git a/code/modules/telesci/telepad.dm b/code/modules/telesci/telepad.dm
index e1eaf1f19eb..9051b819d78 100644
--- a/code/modules/telesci/telepad.dm
+++ b/code/modules/telesci/telepad.dm
@@ -103,7 +103,7 @@
 	flags = CONDUCT
 	force = 10.0
 	throwforce = 10.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 5
 	var/rcharges = 10
 	var/obj/machinery/pad = null
diff --git a/code/unused/disease2/cureimplanter.dm b/code/unused/disease2/cureimplanter.dm
index 56d6a5af111..4bd0ff71305 100644
--- a/code/unused/disease2/cureimplanter.dm
+++ b/code/unused/disease2/cureimplanter.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 	var/works = 0
 	var/datum/disease2/disease/virus2 = null
 	item_state = "syringe_0"
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	w_class = 2.0
 
diff --git a/code/unused/scrap.dm b/code/unused/scrap.dm
index 1ba9403c3eb..a18981e46e5 100644
--- a/code/unused/scrap.dm
+++ b/code/unused/scrap.dm
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@
 	var/blood = 0		// 0=none, 1=blood-stained, 2=bloody
 
 	throwforce = 8.0
-	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 4
 	w_class = 1
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT