diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/collectable.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/collectable.dm
index 8b425796d61..4ada082a0fa 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/collectable.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/collectable.dm
@@ -22,13 +22,13 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/chef
 	name = "collectable chef's hat"
-	desc = "A rare Chef's Hat meant for hat collectors!"
+	desc = "A rare chef's hat meant for hat collectors!"
 	icon_state = "chef"
 	item_state = "chef"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/paper
 	name = "collectable paper hat"
-	desc = "What looks like an ordinary paper hat, is actually a rare and valuable collector's edition paper hat. Keep away from water, fire, and Librarians."
+	desc = "What looks like an ordinary paper hat is actually a rare and valuable collector's edition paper hat. Keep away from water, fire, and Librarians."
 	icon_state = "paper"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/tophat
@@ -39,35 +39,35 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/captain
 	name = "collectable captain's hat"
-	desc = "A Collectable Hat that'll make you look just like a real comdom!"
+	desc = "A collectable hat that'll make you look just like a real comdom!"
 	icon_state = "captain"
 	item_state = "caphat"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/police
 	name = "collectable police officer's hat"
-	desc = "A Collectable Police Officer's Hat. This hat emphasizes that you are THE LAW."
+	desc = "A collectable police officer's Hat. This hat emphasizes that you are THE LAW."
 	icon_state = "policehelm"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/beret
 	name = "collectable beret"
-	desc = "A Collectable red Beret. It smells faintly of garlic."
+	desc = "A collectable red beret. It smells faintly of garlic."
 	icon_state = "beret"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/welding
 	name = "collectable welding helmet"
-	desc = "A Collectable Welding Helmet. Now with 80% less lead! Not for actual welding. Any welding done while wearing this Helmet is done so at the owner's own risk!"
+	desc = "A collectable welding helmet. Now with 80% less lead! Not for actual welding. Any welding done while wearing this helmet is done so at the owner's own risk!"
 	icon_state = "welding"
 	item_state = "welding"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/slime
 	name = "collectable slime hat"
-	desc = "Just like a real Brain Slug!"
+	desc = "Just like a real brain slug!"
 	icon_state = "headslime"
 	item_state = "headslime"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/flatcap
 	name = "collectable flat cap"
-	desc = "A Collectible farmer's Flat Cap!"
+	desc = "A collectible farmer's flat cap!"
 	icon_state = "flat_cap"
 	item_state = "detective"
 
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
index 119b54e618a..42a2de959ad 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
  */
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/bluetag
 	name = "blue laser tag armor"
-	desc = "Blue pride, station-wide."
+	desc = "A plastic piece of armor. It contains sensors that react to the Red Team's lasers."
 	icon_state = "bluetag"
 	item_state = "bluetag"
 	blood_overlay_type = "armor"
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/redtag
 	name = "red laser tag armor"
-	desc = "Red pride, station-wide."
+	desc = "A plastic piece of armor. It contains sensors that react to the Red Team's lasers."
 	icon_state = "redtag"
 	item_state = "redtag"
 	blood_overlay_type = "armor"
@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@
 
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/greatcoat
-	name = "great coat"
+	name = "greatcoat"
 	desc = "A Nazi greatcoat."
 	icon_state = "nazi"
 	item_state = "nazi"
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/under/color.dm b/code/modules/clothing/under/color.dm
index 92460939eb4..d01d4d16b47 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/under/color.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/under/color.dm
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/color/grey
 	name = "grey jumpsuit"
-	desc = "Grey tide, station-wide." //We must not let the assistants' legacy die off.
+	desc = "A tasteful grey jumpsuit that reminds you of the good old days."
 	icon_state = "grey"
 	item_state = "gy_suit"
 	item_color = "grey"