diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/matrices.dm b/code/__HELPERS/matrices.dm
index 6f1ea32d2a3..14399b340a2 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/matrices.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/matrices.dm
@@ -61,7 +61,25 @@
 /matrix/proc/get_y_shift()
 	. = f
 
-// Color matrices:
+/matrix/proc/get_x_skew()
+	. = b
+
+/matrix/proc/get_y_skew()
+	. = d
+
+//Skews a matrix in a particular direction
+//Missing arguments are treated as no skew in that direction
+
+//As Rotation is defined as a scale+skew, these procs will break any existing rotation
+//Unless the result is multiplied against the current matrix
+/matrix/proc/set_skew(x = 0, y = 0)
+	b = x
+	d = y
+
+
+/////////////////////
+// COLOUR MATRICES //
+/////////////////////
 
 /* Documenting a couple of potentially useful color matrices here to inspire ideas
 // Greyscale - indentical to saturation @ 0
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm
index 48d07e64179..8d12c8b27e8 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm
@@ -684,6 +684,41 @@
 			animate(whole_screen, transform = matrix(), time = 5, easing = QUAD_EASING)
 	..()
 
+/datum/reagent/toxin/skewium
+	name = "Skewium"
+	id = "skewium"
+	description = "A strange, dull coloured liquid that appears to warp back and forth inside its container. Causes any consumer to experience a visual phenomena similar to said warping."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#ADBDCD"
+	metabolization_rate = 0.8 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	toxpwr = 0.25
+
+/datum/reagent/toxin/skewium/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
+	if(M.hud_used)
+		if(current_cycle >= 5 && current_cycle % 3 == 0)
+			var/list/screens = list(M.hud_used.plane_masters["[GAME_PLANE]"], M.hud_used.plane_masters["[LIGHTING_PLANE]"])
+			var/matrix/skew = matrix()
+			var/intensity = 8
+			skew.set_skew(rand(-intensity,intensity), rand(-intensity,intensity))
+			var/matrix/newmatrix = skew
+
+			if(prob(33)) // 1/3rd of the time, let's make it stack with the previous matrix! Mwhahahaha!
+				var/obj/screen/plane_master/PM = M.hud_used.plane_masters["[GAME_PLANE]"]
+				newmatrix = skew * PM.transform
+
+			for(var/whole_screen in screens)
+				animate(whole_screen, transform = newmatrix, time = 5, easing = QUAD_EASING, loop = -1)
+				animate(transform = -newmatrix, time = 5, easing = QUAD_EASING)
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/reagent/toxin/skewium/on_mob_delete(mob/living/M)
+	if(M && M.hud_used)
+		var/list/screens = list(M.hud_used.plane_masters["[GAME_PLANE]"], M.hud_used.plane_masters["[LIGHTING_PLANE]"])
+		for(var/whole_screen in screens)
+			animate(whole_screen, transform = matrix(), time = 5, easing = QUAD_EASING)
+	..()
+
+
 /datum/reagent/toxin/anacea
 	name = "Anacea"
 	id = "anacea"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxins.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxins.dm
index 233e6fd1bcf..6246d3adb2f 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxins.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxins.dm
@@ -94,7 +94,14 @@
 	results = list("rotatium" = 3)
 	required_reagents = list("mindbreaker" = 1, "teslium" = 1, "neurotoxin2" = 1)
 	mix_message = "<span class='danger'>After sparks, fire, and the smell of mindbreaker, the mix is constantly spinning with no stop in sight.</span>"
-	
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/skewium
+	name = "Skewium"
+	id = "Skewium"
+	results = list("skewium" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("rotatium" = 2, "plasma" = 2, "sacid" = 1)
+	mix_message = "<span class='danger'>Wow! it turns out if you mix rotatium with some plasma and sulphuric acid, it gets even worse!</span>"
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/anacea
 	name = "Anacea"
 	id = "anacea"