diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA/PDA.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA/PDA.dm
index 5bd70bf4391..b9055356af5 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA/PDA.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA/PDA.dm
@@ -28,6 +28,7 @@ var/global/list/obj/item/device/pda/PDAs = list()
 	var/tnote = null //Current Texts
 	var/last_text //No text spamming
 	var/last_honk //Also no honk spamming that's bad too
+	var/last_trombone //yada yada spam
 	var/ttone = "beep" //The ringtone!
 	var/lock_code = "" // Lockcode to unlock uplink
 	var/honkamt = 0 //How many honks left when infected with honk.exe
@@ -301,6 +302,7 @@ var/global/list/obj/item/device/pda/PDAs = list()
 				if (cartridge)
 					if (cartridge.access_clown)
 						dat += "<li><a href='byond://?src=\ref[src];choice=Honk'><img src=pda_honk.png> Honk Synthesizer</a></li>"
+						dat += "<li><a href='byond://?src=\ref[src];choice=Trombone'><img src=pda_honk.png> Sad Trombone</a></li>"
 					if (cartridge.access_manifest)
 						dat += "<li><a href='byond://?src=\ref[src];choice=41'><img src=pda_notes.png> View Crew Manifest</a></li>"
 					if(cartridge.access_status_display)
@@ -560,6 +562,10 @@ var/global/list/obj/item/device/pda/PDAs = list()
 				if ( !(last_honk && world.time < last_honk + 20) )
 					playsound(loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1)
 					last_honk = world.time
+			if("Trombone")
+				if ( !(last_trombone && world.time < last_trombone + 20) )
+					playsound(loc, 'sound/misc/sadtrombone.ogg', 50, 1)
+					last_trombone = world.time
 			if("Gas Scan")
 				if(scanmode == 5)
 					scanmode = 0