diff --git a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
index 1b5b92b86e9..4cff52ac702 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
@@ -219,6 +219,18 @@
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/xenomeatbread
 
+/datum/recipe/spidermeatbread
+	reagents = list("flour" = 15)
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidermeat,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidermeat,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidermeat,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge,
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/spidermeatbread
+
 /datum/recipe/bananabread
 	reagents = list("milk" = 5, "flour" = 15)
 	items = list(
@@ -1156,4 +1168,27 @@
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg,
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sugarcookie
\ No newline at end of file
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sugarcookie
+
+/datum/recipe/boiledspiderleg
+	reagents = list("water" = 10)
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spiderleg,
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/boiledspiderleg
+
+/datum/recipe/spidereggsham
+	reagents = list("sodiumchloride" = 1)
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggs,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidermeat,
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggsham
+
+/datum/recipe/sashimi
+	reagents = list("soysauce" = 5)
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggs,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat,
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sashimi
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider.dm
index 3da3cecb760..c4e1c38c32d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider.dm
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@
 	name = "giant spider"
 	desc = "Furry and black, it makes you shudder to look at it. This one has deep red eyes."
 	icon_state = "guard"
+	var/butcher_state = 8 // Icon state for dead spider icons
 	icon_living = "guard"
 	icon_dead = "guard_dead"
 	speak_emote = list("chitters")
@@ -16,7 +17,7 @@
 	speak_chance = 5
 	turns_per_move = 5
 	see_in_dark = 10
-	meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bearmeat
+	meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidermeat
 	response_help  = "pets"
 	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
 	response_harm   = "hits"
@@ -40,6 +41,7 @@
 	icon_state = "nurse"
 	icon_living = "nurse"
 	icon_dead = "nurse_dead"
+	meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggs
 	maxHealth = 40
 	health = 40
 	melee_damage_lower = 5
@@ -87,6 +89,19 @@
 					stop_automated_movement = 0
 					walk(src,0)
 
+// Chops off each leg with a 50/50 chance of harvesting one, until finally calling
+// default harvest action
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider/harvest()
+	if(butcher_state > 0)
+		butcher_state--
+		icon_state = icon_dead + "[butcher_state]"
+
+		if(prob(50))
+			new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spiderleg(src.loc)
+		return
+	else
+		return ..()
+
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider/nurse/proc/GiveUp(var/C)
 	spawn(100)
 		if(busy == MOVING_TO_TARGET)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
index 0e1fdd34f30..f78ea0edd35 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
@@ -401,12 +401,7 @@
 			return
 	else if(meat_type && (stat == DEAD))	//if the animal has a meat, and if it is dead.
 		if(istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/kitchenknife) || istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/butch))
-			new meat_type (get_turf(src))
-			if(prob(95))
-				del(src)
-				return
-			gib()
-			return
+			harvest()
 	else
 		if(O.force)
 			var/damage = O.force
@@ -487,7 +482,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/revive()
 	health = maxHealth
 	..()
-
+
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/make_babies() // <3 <3 <3
 	if(gender != FEMALE || stat || !scan_ready || !childtype || !species)
 		return
@@ -509,4 +504,13 @@
 			alone = 0
 			continue
 	if(alone && partner && children < 3)
-		new childtype(loc)
+		new childtype(loc)
+
+// Harvest an animal's delicious byproducts
+/mob/living/simple_animal/proc/harvest()
+	new meat_type (get_turf(src))
+	if(prob(95))
+		del(src)
+		return
+	gib()
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
index e6a36f1cf5e..aa2ce301eb1 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
@@ -570,6 +570,26 @@
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
 		src.bitesize = 6
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidermeat
+	name = "spider meat"
+	desc = "A slab of spider meat."
+	icon_state = "spidermeat"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
+		reagents.add_reagent("toxin", 3)
+		bitesize = 3
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spiderleg
+	name = "spider leg"
+	desc = "A still twitching leg of a giant spider... you don't really want to eat this, do you?"
+	icon_state = "spiderleg"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 2)
+		reagents.add_reagent("toxin", 2)
+		bitesize = 2
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/faggot
 	name = "faggot"
 	desc = "A great meal all round. Not a cord of wood."
@@ -1808,6 +1828,28 @@
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
 	bitesize = 2
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/spidermeatbread
+	name = "spider meat loaf"
+	desc = "Reassuringly green meatloaf made from spider meat."
+	icon_state = "spidermeatbread"
+	slice_path = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidermeatbreadslice
+	slices_num = 5
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 30)
+		reagents.add_reagent("toxin", 15)
+		bitesize = 2
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidermeatbreadslice
+	name = "spider meat bread slice"
+	desc = "A slice of meatloaf made from an animal that most likely still wants you dead."
+	icon_state = "xenobreadslice"
+	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
+	bitesize = 2
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("toxin", 2)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/bananabread
 	name = "banana-nut bread"
 	desc = "A heavenly and filling treat."
@@ -2423,3 +2465,46 @@
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 2)
 		reagents.add_reagent("sugar", 5)
 		bitesize = 2
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/boiledspiderleg
+	name = "boiled spider leg"
+	desc = "A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross!"
+	icon_state = "spiderlegcooked"
+	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
+		reagents.add_reagent("toxin", 2)
+		bitesize = 3
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggs
+	name = "spider eggs"
+	desc = "A cluster of juicy spider eggs. A great side dish for when you care not for your health."
+	icon_state = "spidereggs"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 2)
+		reagents.add_reagent("toxin", 3)
+		bitesize = 2
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggsham
+	name = "green eggs and ham"
+	desc = "Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?"
+	icon_state = "spidereggsham"
+	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
+		reagents.add_reagent("sodiumchloride", 1)
+		reagents.add_reagent("toxin", 3)
+		bitesize = 4
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sashimi
+	name = "carp sashimi"
+	desc = "Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself."
+	icon_state = "sashimi"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
+		reagents.add_reagent("toxin", 5)
+		bitesize = 3
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/icons/mob/animal.dmi b/icons/mob/animal.dmi
index 3689efb21f7..bc7e5f2089e 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/animal.dmi and b/icons/mob/animal.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/food.dmi b/icons/obj/food.dmi
index 6b8e7af858f..9cc4400c047 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/food.dmi and b/icons/obj/food.dmi differ