diff --git a/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm b/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm
index 330066d441a..e188c6641c2 100644
--- a/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm
@@ -72,6 +72,7 @@
 		message = replacetext(message," murder "," tease ")
 		message = replacetext(message," ugly "," beautiful ")
 		message = replacetext(message," douchbag "," nice guy ")
+		message = replacetext(message," douchebag "," nice guy ")
 		message = replacetext(message," whore "," lady ")
 		message = replacetext(message," nerd "," smart guy ")
 		message = replacetext(message," moron "," fun person ")
@@ -195,10 +196,11 @@
 		message = replacetext(message," man ",pick(" son "," buddy "," brother"," pal "," friendo "))
 		message = replacetext(message," out of "," outta ")
 		message = replacetext(message," thank you "," thank you, thank you very much ")
+		message = replacetext(message," thanks "," thank you, thank you very much ")
 		message = replacetext(message," what are you "," whatcha ")
 		message = replacetext(message," yes ",pick(" sure", "yea "))
 		message = replacetext(message," faggot "," square ")
-		message = replacetext(message," muh valids "," getting my kicks ")
+		message = replacetext(message," muh valids "," my kicks ")
 	return trim(message)