diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/MC.dm b/code/__DEFINES/MC.dm
index c1c62bc2bb3..932805089e0 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/MC.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/MC.dm
@@ -44,3 +44,6 @@
 //	This flag overrides SS_KEEP_TIMING
 #define SS_POST_FIRE_TIMING 128
 
+
+//Timing subsystem
+#define GLOBAL_PROC	"some_magic_bullshit"
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/timer.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/timer.dm
index 7b7b37eca21..9b154a56bd2 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/timer.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/timer.dm
@@ -36,7 +36,10 @@ var/datum/subsystem/timer/SStimer
 
 /datum/subsystem/timer/proc/runevent(datum/timedevent/event)
 	set waitfor = 0
-	call(event.thingToCall, event.procToCall)(arglist(event.argList))
+	if(event.thingToCall == GLOBAL_PROC && istext(event.procToCall))
+		call("/proc/[event.procToCall]")(arglist(event.argList))
+	else
+		call(event.thingToCall, event.procToCall)(arglist(event.argList))
 
 /datum/subsystem/timer/Recover()
 	processing |= SStimer.processing