diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm b/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
index 3ce2ab60991..3bf5fa341d7 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
@@ -53,6 +53,8 @@
 #define COMSIG_ALARM_FIRE(alarm_type) "!alarm_fire [alarm_type]"
 /// An alarm of some form was cleared (datum/alarm_handler/source, alarm_type, area/source_area)
 #define COMSIG_ALARM_CLEAR(alarm_type) "!alarm_clear [alarm_type]"
+///global mob logged in signal! (/mob/added_player)
+#define COMSIG_GLOB_MOB_LOGGED_IN "!mob_logged_in"
 
 /// signals from globally accessible objects
 
diff --git a/code/modules/events/rpgtitles.dm b/code/modules/events/rpgtitles.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..edde7b87bc0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/events/rpgtitles.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,116 @@
+/datum/round_event_control/wizard/rpgtitles //its time to adventure on boys
+	name = "RPG Titles"
+	weight = 3
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/wizard/rpgtitles
+	max_occurrences = 1
+	earliest_start = 0 MINUTES
+
+/datum/round_event/wizard/rpgtitles/start()
+	GLOB.rpgtitle_controller = new /datum/rpgtitle_controller
+
+///Holds the global datum for rpgtitle, so anywhere may check for its existence (it signals into whatever it needs to modify, so it shouldn't require fetching)
+GLOBAL_DATUM(rpgtitle_controller, /datum/rpgtitle_controller)
+
+/datum/rpgtitle_controller
+
+/datum/rpgtitle_controller/New()
+	. = ..()
+	RegisterSignal(SSdcs, COMSIG_GLOB_CREWMEMBER_JOINED, .proc/on_crewmember_join)
+	RegisterSignal(SSdcs, COMSIG_GLOB_MOB_LOGGED_IN, .proc/on_mob_login)
+	handle_current_jobs()
+
+/datum/rpgtitle_controller/Destroy(force)
+	UnregisterSignal(SSdcs, list(COMSIG_GLOB_CREWMEMBER_JOINED, COMSIG_GLOB_MOB_LOGGED_IN))
+	. = ..()
+
+///signal sent by a player list expanding
+/datum/rpgtitle_controller/proc/on_mob_login(datum/source, mob/new_login)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	if(isliving(new_login))
+		var/mob/living/living_login = new_login
+		if(living_login.stat != DEAD && !living_login.maptext)
+			on_crewmember_join(source, living_login, living_login.mind.assigned_role.title)
+
+///signal sent by a crewmember joining
+/datum/rpgtitle_controller/proc/on_crewmember_join(datum/source, mob/living/new_crewmember, rank)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+
+	var/datum/job/job = SSjob.GetJob(rank)
+
+	//we must prepare for the mother of all strings
+	new_crewmember.maptext_height = 32
+	new_crewmember.maptext_width = 80
+	new_crewmember.maptext_x = -24
+	new_crewmember.maptext_y = 32
+
+	//list of lists involving strings related to a biotype flag, their position in the list equal to the position they were defined as bitflags.
+	//the first list entry is an adjective, the second is a noun. if null, we don't want to describe this biotype, and so even if the mob
+	//has that biotype, the null is skipped
+	var/list/biotype_titles = list(
+		null, //organic is too common to be a descriptor
+		null, //mineral is only used with carbons
+		list("Mechanical", "Robot"),
+		list("Reanimated", "Undead"),
+		list("Bipedal", "Humanoid"),
+		list("Insectile", "Bug"),
+		list("Beastly", "Beast"),
+		list("Monstrous", "Megafauna"),
+		list("Reptilian", "Lizard"),
+		list("Paranormal", "Spirit"),
+		list("Flowering", "Plant"),
+	)
+
+	var/maptext_title = ""
+
+	if(!(isanimal(new_crewmember) || isbasicmob(new_crewmember)))
+		maptext_title = job.rpg_title || job.title
+	else
+		//this following code can only be described as bitflag black magic. ye be warned. i tried to comment excessively to explain what the fuck is happening
+		var/list/applicable_biotypes = list()
+		for(var/biotype_flag_position in 0 to 10)
+			var/biotype_flag = (1 << biotype_flag_position)
+			if(new_crewmember.mob_biotypes & biotype_flag)//they have this flag
+				if(biotype_titles[biotype_flag_position+1]) //if there is a fitting verbage for this biotype...
+					applicable_biotypes += list(biotype_titles[biotype_flag_position+1])//...add it to the list of applicable biotypes
+		if(!applicable_biotypes.len) //there will never be an adjective anomaly because anomaly is only added when there are no choices
+			applicable_biotypes += list(null, "Anomaly")
+
+		//shuffle it to allow for some cool combinations of adjectives and nouns
+		applicable_biotypes = shuffle(applicable_biotypes)
+
+		//okay, out of the black magic area we now have a list of things to describe our mob, yay!!!
+		for(var/iteration in 1 to applicable_biotypes.len)
+			if(iteration == applicable_biotypes.len) //last descriptor to add, make it the noun
+				maptext_title += applicable_biotypes[iteration][2]
+				break
+			//there are more descriptors, make it an adjective
+			maptext_title += "[applicable_biotypes[iteration][1]] "
+
+	//mother of all strings...
+	new_crewmember.maptext = "<span class='maptext' style='text-align: center'><span style='color: [new_crewmember.chat_color || rgb(rand(100,255), rand(100,255), rand(100,255))]'>Level [rand(1, 100)] [maptext_title]</span></span>"
+
+	if(!(job.job_flags & JOB_CREW_MEMBER))
+		return
+
+	var/obj/item/card/id/card = new_crewmember.get_idcard()
+	if(!card)//since this is called on current crew, some may not have IDs. shame on them for missing out!
+		return
+	card.name = "adventuring license"
+	card.desc = "A written license from the adventuring guild. You're good to go!"
+	card.icon_state = "card_rpg"
+	card.assignment = job.rpg_title
+	if(istype(card, /obj/item/card/id/advanced))
+		var/obj/item/card/id/advanced/advanced_card = card
+		advanced_card.assigned_icon_state = "rpg_assigned"
+	card.update_label()
+	card.update_icon()
+
+/**
+ * ### handle_current_jobs
+ *
+ * Calls on_crewmember_join on every crewmember
+ * If the item it is giving fantasy to is a storage item, there's a chance it'll drop in an item fortification scroll. neat!
+ */
+/datum/rpgtitle_controller/proc/handle_current_jobs()
+	for(var/mob/living/player as anything in GLOB.alive_player_list)
+		on_crewmember_join(SSdcs, player, player.mind?.assigned_role.title)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm
index 34a65c52513..c1ddf2552fa 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm
@@ -102,6 +102,9 @@
 	/// String. If set to a non-empty one, it will be the key for the policy text value to show this role on spawn.
 	var/policy_index = ""
 
+	///RPG job names, for the memes
+	var/rpg_title
+
 
 /datum/job/New()
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm
index 1e6757ec836..505f4f5b8e7 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ Assistant
 	)
 
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
-
+	rpg_title = "Lout"
 
 /datum/outfit/job/assistant
 	name = "Assistant"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm
index 1f76660223a..483df58feb5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/lighter, /obj/item/lighter/greyscale, /obj/item/storage/box/matches)
 
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
-
+	rpg_title = "Aeromancer"
 
 /datum/outfit/job/atmos
 	name = "Atmospheric Technician"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm
index f2bda2fcf94..4f7bb96e051 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@
 	)
 
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
-
+	rpg_title = "Tavernkeeper"
 
 /datum/job/bartender/award_service(client/winner, award)
 	winner.give_award(award, winner.mob)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm
index b36fef01d97..c7d4ff730a6 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@
 	)
 
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
-
+	rpg_title = "Gardener"
 
 /datum/outfit/job/botanist
 	name = "Botanist"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
index 5f0566d05fd..493940a7e34 100755
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
@@ -36,6 +36,7 @@
 	)
 
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_BOLD_SELECT_TEXT | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
+	rpg_title = "Star Duke"
 
 	voice_of_god_power = 1.4 //Command staff has authority
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm
index a86c19c9b68..6c9233ffc7a 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@
 		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/diamond = 3,
 		/obj/item/gun/ballistic/rifle/boltaction = 1
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Merchantman"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm
index ef4053654d0..9129b63102f 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm
@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@
 		/obj/item/toy/plush/narplush = 2,
 		/obj/item/toy/plush/ratplush = 1
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Paladin"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 	voice_of_god_power = 2 //Chaplains are very good at speaking with the voice of god
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
index 86faed53073..b697ed37812 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/leadacetate = 5,
 		/obj/item/paper/secretrecipe = 1
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Alchemist"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
index 6f9356caba1..1b984e50dfb 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@
 		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/gold = 15,
 		/obj/effect/spawner/random/engineering/tool_advanced = 3
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Head Crystallomancer"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_BOLD_SELECT_TEXT | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 	voice_of_god_power = 1.4 //Command staff has authority
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
index 178b8be5116..32fcc2425f5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
 		/obj/effect/spawner/random/medical/surgery_tool_alien = 1
 	)
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/storage/firstaid/ancient/heirloom)
-
+	rpg_title = "High Cleric"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_BOLD_SELECT_TEXT | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 	voice_of_god_power = 1.4 //Command staff has authority
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
index 4a60c1e87c7..0999d4747e4 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
 	)
 
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/bikehorn/golden)
-
+	rpg_title = "Jester"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 	veteran_only = TRUE // SKYRAT EDIT ADDITION
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm
index 19c0390a4ad..ed5d6df9341 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
 		)
 
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/condiment/saltshaker, /obj/item/kitchen/rollingpin, /obj/item/clothing/head/chefhat)
-
+	rpg_title = "Tavern Chef"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/curator.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/curator.dm
index 518a0622ea8..9f0905040fe 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/curator.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/curator.dm
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 	voice_of_god_silence_power = 3
-
+	rpg_title = "Veteran Adventurer"
 
 /datum/outfit/job/curator
 	name = "Curator"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm
index 33ca15237de..93041d0288c 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@
 	)
 
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/whiskey)
-
+	rpg_title = "Thiefcatcher"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm
index 0ba951a53c5..be34419a068 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@
 	)
 
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/purple)
-
+	rpg_title = "Genemancer"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
index dcc50ffa200..63ca34c4e8e 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
 	)
 
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/trophy/silver_cup)
-
+	rpg_title = "Guild Questgiver"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_BOLD_SELECT_TEXT | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 	voice_of_god_power = 1.4 //Command staff has authority
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm
index a0da8912a0f..c956f20eb1e 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 	bounty_types = CIV_JOB_SEC
 
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/book/manual/wiki/security_space_law)
-
+	rpg_title = "Guard Leader"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_BOLD_SELECT_TEXT | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 	voice_of_god_power = 1.4 //Command staff has authority
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm
index 8873c8df79d..a6195b05316 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
 		/obj/item/storage/box/lights/mixed = 20,
 		/obj/item/lightreplacer = 10
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Groundskeeper"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/lawyer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/lawyer.dm
index 5014773fa36..346908dfe68 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/lawyer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/lawyer.dm
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 	departments_list = list(
 		/datum/job_department/service,
 		)
-
+	rpg_title = "Magistrate"
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/gavelhammer, /obj/item/book/manual/wiki/security_space_law)
 
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
index 02ccb063b6e..4a9048a7608 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
 		/obj/effect/spawner/random/medical/organs = 5,
 		/obj/effect/spawner/random/medical/memeorgans = 1
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Cleric"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm
index 3ead86904e9..d7cba73b8f3 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bottleofnothing = 10,
 		/obj/item/book/mimery = 1,
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Fool"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 	voice_of_god_power = 0.5 //Why are you speaking
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/paramedic.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/paramedic.dm
index d57743e445f..3067b5a1fcf 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/paramedic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/paramedic.dm
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/penacid = 10,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/survival/luxury = 5
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Corpse Runner"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/prisoner.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/prisoner.dm
index a299f106307..1457647576d 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/prisoner.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/prisoner.dm
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
 	)
 
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/pen/blue)
-
+	rpg_title = "Defeated Miniboss"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/psychologist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/psychologist.dm
index 6e1136c453a..ce198a83d23 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/psychologist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/psychologist.dm
@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@
 		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/happy = 5,
 		/obj/item/gun/syringe = 1
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Snake Oil Salesman"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
index f48069f0459..5cc83d416de 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
 	mail_goodies = list(
 		/obj/item/circuitboard/machine/emitter = 3
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Steward"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_BOLD_SELECT_TEXT | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
index 89113076336..7a08bce1584 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
 	)
 
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/toy/plush/slimeplushie)
-
+	rpg_title = "Archmagister"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_BOLD_SELECT_TEXT | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 	voice_of_god_power = 1.4 //Command staff has authority
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm
index 2d030e009bd..7007b6f4fcd 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@
 	)
 
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/toy/plush/pkplush)
-
+	rpg_title = "Necromancer"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm
index b4437115d1b..a2841468730 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@
 		/obj/item/disk/tech_disk/spaceloot = 2,
 		/obj/item/camera_bug = 1
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Thaumaturgist"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm
index a252d7ab584..0bc23407eec 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm
@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@
 		/obj/item/clothing/mask/whistle = 5,
 		/obj/item/melee/baton/security/boomerang/loaded = 1
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Guard"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/shaft_miner.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/shaft_miner.dm
index ea3a056eea7..688aee46af6 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/shaft_miner.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/shaft_miner.dm
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 		)
 
 	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/pickaxe/mini, /obj/item/shovel)
-
+	rpg_title = "Adventurer"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm
index 65e987e7bd7..95ff95acfcd 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 		/obj/item/holosign_creator/engineering = 8,
 		/obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat/red/upgraded = 1
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Crystallomancer"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/unassigned.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/unassigned.dm
index 58288770313..29d9a7bdc4f 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/unassigned.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/unassigned.dm
@@ -6,3 +6,4 @@
 
 /datum/job/unassigned
 	title = "Unassigned Crewmember"
+	rpg_title = "Peasant"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
index 047dbef89c2..72ab350c2e0 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
 		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/plasma = 10,
 		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/uranium = 5
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Plague Doctor"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm
index a127f462b7b..80ac2546f33 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
 		/obj/item/storage/box/rubbershot = 10,
 		/obj/item/storage/box/lethalshot = 5
 	)
-
+	rpg_title = "Jailor"
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_BOLD_SELECT_TEXT | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/login.dm b/code/modules/mob/login.dm
index dc15ae7f6d7..422493cfdba 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/login.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/login.dm
@@ -102,6 +102,8 @@
 
 	AddElement(/datum/element/weather_listener, /datum/weather/ash_storm, ZTRAIT_ASHSTORM, GLOB.ash_storm_sounds)
 
+	SEND_GLOBAL_SIGNAL(COMSIG_GLOB_MOB_LOGGED_IN, src)
+
 	return TRUE
 
 
diff --git a/icons/obj/card.dmi b/icons/obj/card.dmi
index ba72f1e8018..41a58680076 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/card.dmi and b/icons/obj/card.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 5fb357e2516..a7c90cce90b 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -2406,6 +2406,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\events\prison_break.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\processor_overload.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\radiation_storm.dm"
+#include "code\modules\events\rpgtitles.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\sentience.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\shuttle_catastrophe.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\shuttle_insurance.dm"