diff --git a/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm b/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm
index f8d1951ee63..8f34b0f58cc 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm
@@ -107,7 +107,7 @@ The box in your backpack has an oxygen tank and breath mask in it."
 	icon_state = "not_enough_co2"
 
 /obj/screen/alert/too_much_co2
-	name = "Chocking (CO2)"
+	name = "Choking (CO2)"
 	desc = "There's too much carbon dioxide in the air, and you're breathing it in! Find some good air before you pass out!"
 	icon_state = "too_much_co2"
 
@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ The box in your backpack has an oxygen tank and gas mask in it."
 
 /obj/screen/alert/starving
 	name = "Starving"
-	desc = "Some food would be to kill for right about now. The hunger pains make moving around a chore."
+	desc = "You're severely malnourished. The hunger pains make moving around a chore."
 	icon_state = "starving"
 
 /obj/screen/alert/hot
@@ -161,13 +161,13 @@ The box in your backpack has an oxygen tank and gas mask in it."
 
 /obj/screen/alert/blind
 	name = "Blind"
-	desc = "For whatever reason, you can't see. This may be caused by a genetic defect, eye trauma, being unconscious, \
+	desc = "You can't see! This may be caused by a genetic defect, eye trauma, being unconscious, \
 or something covering your eyes."
 	icon_state = "blind"
 
 /obj/screen/alert/high
 	name = "High"
-	desc = "Woah man, you're tripping balls! Careful you don't get addicted to this... if you aren't already."
+	desc = "Whoa man, you're tripping balls! Careful you don't get addicted... if you aren't already."
 	icon_state = "high"
 
 /obj/screen/alert/drunk //Not implemented
@@ -194,9 +194,9 @@ If you're feeling frisky, click yourself in help intent to pull the object out."
 /obj/screen/alert/weightless
 	name = "Weightless"
 	desc = "Gravity has ceased affecting you, and you're floating around aimlessly. You'll need something large and heavy, like a \
-wall or lattice structure, to push yourself off of if you want to move. A jetpack would enable free range of motion. A pair of \
+wall or lattice, to push yourself off if you want to move. A jetpack would enable free range of motion. A pair of \
 magboots would let you walk around normally on the floor. Barring those, you can throw things, use a fire extinguisher, \
-or shoot a gun to move around via Newton's 3rd Law of motion."
+or shoot a gun to move around via Newton's 3rd Law of Motion."
 	icon_state = "weightless"
 
 /obj/screen/alert/fire
@@ -220,7 +220,7 @@ or shoot a gun to move around via Newton's 3rd Law of motion."
 /obj/screen/alert/alien_fire
 // This alert is temporarily gonna be thrown for all hot air but one day it will be used for literally being on fire
 	name = "Too Hot"
-	desc = "It's too hot! Flee to space or at least away from the flames. Standing on weeds will heal you up."
+	desc = "It's too hot! Flee to space or at least away from the flames. Standing on weeds will heal you."
 	icon_state = "alien_fire"
 
 
@@ -234,12 +234,12 @@ or shoot a gun to move around via Newton's 3rd Law of motion."
 /obj/screen/alert/emptycell
 	name = "Out of Power"
 	desc = "Unit's power cell has no charge remaining. No modules available until power cell is recharged. \
-Recharging stations are available in robotics, the dormitory's bathrooms. and the AI satellite."
+Recharging stations are available in robotics, the dormitory bathrooms, and the AI satellite."
 	icon_state = "emptycell"
 
 /obj/screen/alert/lowcell
 	name = "Low Charge"
-	desc = "Unit's power cell is running low. Recharging stations are available in robotics, the dormitory's bathrooms. and the AI satellite."
+	desc = "Unit's power cell is running low. Recharging stations are available in robotics, the dormitory bathrooms, and the AI satellite."
 	icon_state = "lowcell"
 
 //Need to cover all use cases - emag, illegal upgrade module, malf AI hack, traitor cyborg
@@ -250,8 +250,8 @@ Recharging stations are available in robotics, the dormitory's bathrooms. and th
 
 /obj/screen/alert/locked
 	name = "Locked Down"
-	desc = "Unit has remotely locked down. Usage of a Robotics Control Computer like the one in the Research Director's \
-office by your AI master or any qualified human may resolve this matter. Robotics my provide further assistance if necessary."
+	desc = "Unit has been remotely locked down. Usage of a Robotics Control Console like the one in the Research Director's \
+office by your AI master or any qualified human may resolve this matter. Robotics may provide further assistance if necessary."
 	icon_state = "locked"
 
 /obj/screen/alert/newlaw
@@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ so as to remain in compliance with the most up-to-date laws."
 
 /obj/screen/alert/restrained/buckled
 	name = "Buckled"
-	desc = "You've been buckled to something and can't move. Click the alert to unbuckle unless you're handcuffed."
+	desc = "You've been buckled to something. Click the alert to unbuckle unless you're handcuffed."
 
 /obj/screen/alert/restrained/handcuffed
 	name = "Handcuffed"