diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
index 66061c6b8f4..c0f1e37a636 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
@@ -704,18 +704,6 @@ new /datum/stack_recipe("paper frame door", /obj/structure/mineral_door/paperfra
/obj/item/stack/sheet/paperframes/fifty
amount = 50
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/capitalisium
- name = "capitalisium sheet"
- desc = "A source of raw capitalism, capable of bringing forth the prophesized Capitalist Golem."
- icon_state = "sheet-capitalisium"
- merge_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/capitalisium
-
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/stalinium
- name = "stalinium sheet"
- desc = "A source of raw socialism, capable of bringing forth the prophesized Soviet Golem."
- icon_state = "sheet-stalinium"
- merge_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/stalinium
-
/obj/item/stack/sheet/meat
name = "meat sheets"
desc = "Something's bloody meat compressed into a nice solid sheet."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index b7223d22fd2..bb951f31f3b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -1296,12 +1296,6 @@
/mob/living/carbon/human/species/golem/snow
race = /datum/species/golem/snow
-/mob/living/carbon/human/species/golem/capitalist
- race = /datum/species/golem/capitalist
-
-/mob/living/carbon/human/species/golem/soviet
- race = /datum/species/golem/soviet
-
/mob/living/carbon/human/species/jelly
race = /datum/species/jelly
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/golems.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/golems.dm
index 4e786d99840..6bf80bc109a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/golems.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/golems.dm
@@ -1052,94 +1052,6 @@
action_icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
action_icon_state = "snowball"
-/datum/species/golem/capitalist
- name = "Capitalist Golem"
- id = "capitalist golem"
- prefix = "Capitalist"
- attack_verb = "monopoliz"
- limbs_id = "ca_golem"
- special_names = list("John D. Rockefeller","Rich Uncle Pennybags","Commodore Vanderbilt","Entrepreneur","Mr. Moneybags", "Adam Smith")
- species_traits = list(NOBLOOD,NO_UNDERWEAR,NOEYESPRITES)
- fixed_mut_color = null
- inherent_traits = list(TRAIT_NOFLASH,TRAIT_RESISTHEAT,TRAIT_NOBREATH,TRAIT_RESISTCOLD,TRAIT_RESISTHIGHPRESSURE,TRAIT_RESISTLOWPRESSURE,TRAIT_NOFIRE,TRAIT_RADIMMUNE,TRAIT_GENELESS,TRAIT_PIERCEIMMUNE,TRAIT_NODISMEMBER)
- info_text = "As a Capitalist Golem, your fist spreads the powerful industrializing light of capitalism."
- changesource_flags = MIRROR_BADMIN
- random_eligible = FALSE
-
- var/last_cash = 0
- var/cash_cooldown = 100
-
-/datum/species/golem/capitalist/on_species_gain(mob/living/carbon/C, datum/species/old_species)
- . = ..()
- C.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/that (), ITEM_SLOT_HEAD)
- C.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/monocle (), ITEM_SLOT_EYES)
- C.revive(full_heal = TRUE, admin_revive = FALSE)
-
- SEND_SOUND(C, sound('sound/misc/capitialism.ogg'))
- C.AddSpell(new /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/aoe_turf/knock ())
- RegisterSignal(C, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, .proc/handle_speech)
-
-/datum/species/golem/capitalist/on_species_loss(mob/living/carbon/C)
- . = ..()
- UnregisterSignal(C, COMSIG_MOB_SAY)
- for(var/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/aoe_turf/knock/spell in C.mob_spell_list)
- C.RemoveSpell(spell)
-
-/datum/species/golem/capitalist/spec_unarmedattacked(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
- ..()
- if(isgolem(target))
- return
- if(target.nutrition >= NUTRITION_LEVEL_FAT)
- target.set_species(/datum/species/golem/capitalist)
- return
- target.adjust_nutrition(40)
-
-/datum/species/golem/capitalist/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
- playsound(source, 'sound/misc/mymoney.ogg', 25, FALSE)
- speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = "Hello, I like money!"
-
-/datum/species/golem/soviet
- name = "Soviet Golem"
- id = "soviet golem"
- prefix = "Comrade"
- attack_verb = "nationaliz"
- limbs_id = "s_golem"
- special_names = list("Stalin","Lenin","Trotsky","Marx","Comrade") //comrade comrade
- species_traits = list(NOBLOOD,NO_UNDERWEAR,NOEYESPRITES)
- fixed_mut_color = null
- inherent_traits = list(TRAIT_NOFLASH, TRAIT_RESISTHEAT,TRAIT_NOBREATH,TRAIT_RESISTCOLD,TRAIT_RESISTHIGHPRESSURE,TRAIT_RESISTLOWPRESSURE,TRAIT_NOFIRE,TRAIT_RADIMMUNE,TRAIT_GENELESS,TRAIT_PIERCEIMMUNE,TRAIT_NODISMEMBER)
- info_text = "As a Soviet Golem, your fist spreads the bright soviet light of communism."
- changesource_flags = MIRROR_BADMIN
- random_eligible = FALSE
-
-/datum/species/golem/soviet/on_species_gain(mob/living/carbon/C, datum/species/old_species)
- . = ..()
- C.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/ushanka (), ITEM_SLOT_HEAD)
- C.revive(full_heal = TRUE, admin_revive = FALSE)
-
- SEND_SOUND(C, sound('sound/misc/Russian_Anthem_chorus.ogg'))
- C.AddSpell(new /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/aoe_turf/knock ())
- RegisterSignal(C, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, .proc/handle_speech)
-
-/datum/species/golem/soviet/on_species_loss(mob/living/carbon/C)
- . = ..()
- for(var/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/aoe_turf/knock/spell in C.mob_spell_list)
- C.RemoveSpell(spell)
- UnregisterSignal(C, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, .proc/handle_speech)
-
-/datum/species/golem/soviet/spec_unarmedattacked(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
- ..()
- if(isgolem(target))
- return
- if(target.nutrition <= NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING)
- target.set_species(/datum/species/golem/soviet)
- return
- target.adjust_nutrition(-40)
-
-/datum/species/golem/soviet/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
- playsound(source, 'sound/misc/Cyka Blyat.ogg', 25, FALSE)
- speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = "Cyka Blyat"
-
/datum/species/golem/mhydrogen
name = "Metallic Hydrogen Golem"
id = "Metallic Hydrogen golem"
diff --git a/code/modules/ruins/lavaland_ruin_code.dm b/code/modules/ruins/lavaland_ruin_code.dm
index a32c689630d..dacf118806f 100644
--- a/code/modules/ruins/lavaland_ruin_code.dm
+++ b/code/modules/ruins/lavaland_ruin_code.dm
@@ -85,8 +85,6 @@
/obj/item/stack/sheet/durathread = /datum/species/golem/durathread,
/obj/item/stack/sheet/cotton/durathread = /datum/species/golem/durathread,
/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/snow = /datum/species/golem/snow,
- /obj/item/stack/sheet/capitalisium = /datum/species/golem/capitalist,
- /obj/item/stack/sheet/stalinium = /datum/species/golem/soviet,
/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/metal_hydrogen= /datum/species/golem/mhydrogen)
if(istype(I, /obj/item/stack))
diff --git a/icons/mob/human_parts.dmi b/icons/mob/human_parts.dmi
index beb144bdfb7..f8e7ff074db 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/human_parts.dmi and b/icons/mob/human_parts.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/stack_objects.dmi b/icons/obj/stack_objects.dmi
index 2911e0a035c..477b59e461c 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/stack_objects.dmi and b/icons/obj/stack_objects.dmi differ
diff --git a/sound/misc/Cyka Blyat.ogg b/sound/misc/Cyka Blyat.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index ca5c8fd49be..00000000000
Binary files a/sound/misc/Cyka Blyat.ogg and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/sound/misc/Russian_Anthem_chorus.ogg b/sound/misc/Russian_Anthem_chorus.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index 0105eb7f22a..00000000000
Binary files a/sound/misc/Russian_Anthem_chorus.ogg and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/sound/misc/capitialism.ogg b/sound/misc/capitialism.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index 8645fc6ed72..00000000000
Binary files a/sound/misc/capitialism.ogg and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/sound/misc/mymoney.ogg b/sound/misc/mymoney.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index 610545f5379..00000000000
Binary files a/sound/misc/mymoney.ogg and /dev/null differ