Hopefully fixes autolabeler [NO GBP] (#5677)

## About The Pull Request
The NO GBP is SOLELY there to test that it automatically assigns the
labels. In theory this will work.

TL;DR for why it was broken: /tg/ moved the autolabeler stuff to be a
part of GBP.
## Why It's Good For The Game
Less work for maintainers.
## Proof Of Testing
If this automatically adds the No GBP label, in theory this works.
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## Changelog
Nothing player facing.

.github/workflows/labeler.yml

@@ -1,11 +1,29 @@
+# THIS IS A BUBBER WORKFLOW FILE
 name: PR Labeling
 on:
-  - pull_request_target
+  pull_request_target:
+    types: [closed, opened, synchronize]
 jobs:
+  # labeler must run before gbp because gbp calculates itself based on labels
   labeler:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-24.04
+    if: github.event.action == 'opened' || github.event.action == 'synchronize'
     permissions:
-      contents: read
-      pull-requests: write
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+      pull-requests: write # to apply labels
+      issues: write # to apply labels
     steps:
-      - uses: actions/labeler@v5
+      - name: Checkout
+        uses: actions/checkout@v6
+      - name: Run Auto Labeler
+        uses: actions/github-script@v9
+        with:
+          script: |
+            const { get_updated_label_set } = await import('${{ github.workspace }}/tools/pull_request_hooks/autoLabel.js');
+            const new_labels = await get_updated_label_set({ github, context });
+            github.rest.issues.setLabels({
+              issue_number: context.issue.number,
+              owner: context.repo.owner,
+              repo: context.repo.repo,
+              labels: new_labels,
+            });
+            console.log(`Labels updated: ${new_labels}`);