diff --git a/code/datums/martial/_martial.dm b/code/datums/martial/_martial.dm
index 0253ecf8a4a..c18f2c8de24 100644
--- a/code/datums/martial/_martial.dm
+++ b/code/datums/martial/_martial.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 	var/block_chance = 0 //Chance to block melee attacks using items while on throw mode.
 	var/help_verb
 	var/allow_temp_override = TRUE //if this martial art can be overridden by temporary martial arts
+	var/smashes_tables = FALSE //If the martial art smashes tables when performing table slams and head smashes
 
 /datum/martial_art/proc/disarm_act(mob/living/carbon/human/A, mob/living/carbon/human/D)
 	return FALSE
diff --git a/code/datums/martial/cqc.dm b/code/datums/martial/cqc.dm
index 6f78f0a6b1b..b85cd782696 100644
--- a/code/datums/martial/cqc.dm
+++ b/code/datums/martial/cqc.dm
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@
 	id = MARTIALART_CQC
 	help_verb = /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/CQC_help
 	block_chance = 75
+	smashes_tables = TRUE
 	var/old_grab_state = null
 	var/restraining = FALSE
 
diff --git a/code/datums/martial/sleeping_carp.dm b/code/datums/martial/sleeping_carp.dm
index 27d031b6542..dd1c7b6c0df 100644
--- a/code/datums/martial/sleeping_carp.dm
+++ b/code/datums/martial/sleeping_carp.dm
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@
 	id = MARTIALART_SLEEPINGCARP
 	allow_temp_override = FALSE
 	help_verb = /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/sleeping_carp_help
+	smashes_tables = TRUE
 	var/old_grab_state = null
 
 /datum/martial_art/the_sleeping_carp/proc/check_streak(mob/living/carbon/human/A, mob/living/carbon/human/D)
diff --git a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm
index 8d88c2dc39c..ecda528cbd8 100644
--- a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm
@@ -84,6 +84,11 @@
 		description =  "<span class='nicegreen'>They want to play on the table!</span>\n"
 		mood_change = 2
 
+/datum/mood_event/table_headsmash
+	description = "<span class='warning'>My fucking head, that hurt...</span>"
+	mood_change = -3
+	timeout = 3 MINUTES
+
 /datum/mood_event/brain_damage
   mood_change = -3
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
index 90ad4e7b9f6..0de5a57caca 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
@@ -70,7 +70,10 @@
 				if(user.grab_state < GRAB_AGGRESSIVE)
 					to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need a better grip to do that!</span>")
 					return
-				tablepush(user, pushed_mob)
+				if(user.grab_state >= GRAB_NECK)
+					tableheadsmash(user, pushed_mob)
+				else
+					tablepush(user, pushed_mob)
 			if(user.a_intent == INTENT_HELP)
 				pushed_mob.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] begins to place [pushed_mob] onto [src]...</span>", \
 									"<span class='userdanger'>[user] begins to place [pushed_mob] onto [src]...</span>")
@@ -126,14 +129,29 @@
 		pushed_mob.pass_flags &= ~PASSTABLE
 	if(pushed_mob.loc != loc) //Something prevented the tabling
 		return
-	pushed_mob.Paralyze(40)
-	pushed_mob.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slams [pushed_mob] onto [src]!</span>", \
-								"<span class='userdanger'>[user] slams you onto [src]!</span>")
+	pushed_mob.Knockdown(30)
+	pushed_mob.apply_damage(10, BRUTE)
+	pushed_mob.apply_damage(40, STAMINA)
+	if(user.mind?.martial_art?.smashes_tables)
+		deconstruct(FALSE)
+	playsound(pushed_mob, "sound/effects/tableslam.ogg", 90, TRUE)
+	pushed_mob.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slams [pushed_mob] onto \the [src]!</span>", \
+								"<span class='userdanger'>[user] slams you onto \the [src]!</span>")
 	log_combat(user, pushed_mob, "tabled", null, "onto [src]")
-	if(!ishuman(pushed_mob))
-		return
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = pushed_mob
-	SEND_SIGNAL(H, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "table", /datum/mood_event/table)
+	SEND_SIGNAL(pushed_mob, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "table", /datum/mood_event/table)
+
+/obj/structure/table/proc/tableheadsmash(mob/living/user, mob/living/pushed_mob)
+	pushed_mob.Knockdown(30)
+	pushed_mob.apply_damage(40, BRUTE, BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
+	pushed_mob.apply_damage(60, STAMINA)
+	take_damage(50)
+	if(user.mind?.martial_art?.smashes_tables)
+		deconstruct(FALSE)
+	playsound(pushed_mob, "sound/effects/tableheadsmash.ogg", 90, TRUE)
+	pushed_mob.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] smashes [pushed_mob]'s head against \the [src]!</span>",
+								"<span class='userdanger'>[user] smashes your head against \the [src]</span>")
+	log_combat(user, pushed_mob, "head slammed", null, "against [src]")
+	SEND_SIGNAL(pushed_mob, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "table", /datum/mood_event/table_headsmash)
 
 /obj/structure/table/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
 	if(!(flags_1 & NODECONSTRUCT_1) && user.a_intent != INTENT_HELP)
diff --git a/sound/effects/tableheadsmash.ogg b/sound/effects/tableheadsmash.ogg
new file mode 100644
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diff --git a/sound/effects/tableslam.ogg b/sound/effects/tableslam.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..6d1ba5ce215
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