diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/food/egg.dm b/code/game/objects/items/food/egg.dm
index c2ac962be02..25335709afb 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/food/egg.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/food/egg.dm
@@ -14,6 +14,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/egg
 	name = "egg"
 	desc = "An egg!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/egg.dmi'
 	icon_state = "egg"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/eggyolk = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/eggwhite = 4)
 	microwaved_type = /obj/item/food/boiledegg
@@ -106,9 +107,6 @@
 	qdel(src)
 	return SECONDARY_ATTACK_CANCEL_ATTACK_CHAIN
 
-
-
-
 /obj/item/food/egg/blue
 	icon_state = "egg-blue"
 
@@ -136,6 +134,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/friedegg
 	name = "fried egg"
 	desc = "A fried egg. Would go well with a touch of salt and pepper."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/egg.dmi'
 	icon_state = "friedegg"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/eggyolk = 2 , /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	bite_consumption = 1
@@ -147,6 +146,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/rawegg
 	name = "raw egg"
 	desc = "Supposedly good for you, if you can stomach it. Better fried."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/egg.dmi'
 	icon_state = "rawegg"
 	food_reagents = list() //Recieves all reagents from its whole egg counterpart
 	bite_consumption = 1
@@ -161,6 +161,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/boiledegg
 	name = "boiled egg"
 	desc = "A hard boiled egg."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/egg.dmi'
 	icon_state = "egg"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
 	tastes = list("egg" = 1)
@@ -173,6 +174,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/eggsausage
 	name = "egg with sausage"
 	desc = "A good egg with a side of sausages."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/egg.dmi'
 	icon_state = "eggsausage"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 8, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4)
 	foodtypes = MEAT | FRIED | BREAKFAST
@@ -188,6 +190,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/omelette //FUCK THIS
 	name = "omelette du fromage"
 	desc = "That's all you can say!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/egg.dmi'
 	icon_state = "omelette"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
 	bite_consumption = 1
@@ -217,6 +220,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/benedict
 	name = "eggs benedict"
 	desc = "There is only one egg on this, how rude."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/egg.dmi'
 	icon_state = "benedict"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3)
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
@@ -227,6 +231,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/eggwrap
 	name = "egg wrap"
 	desc = "The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/egg.dmi'
 	icon_state = "eggwrap"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
 	tastes = list("egg" = 1)
@@ -236,6 +241,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/chawanmushi
 	name = "chawanmushi"
 	desc = "A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/egg.dmi'
 	icon_state = "chawanmushi"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
 	tastes = list("custard" = 1)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/food/meat.dm b/code/game/objects/items/food/meatdish.dm
similarity index 50%
rename from code/game/objects/items/food/meat.dm
rename to code/game/objects/items/food/meatdish.dm
index 8e64d7736ed..04accb0688d 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/food/meat.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/food/meatdish.dm
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/cubancarp
 	name = "\improper Cuban carp"
 	desc = "A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "cubancarp"
 	bite_consumption = 3
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6,  /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
@@ -17,6 +18,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/fishmeat
 	name = "fish fillet"
 	desc = "A fillet of some fish meat."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fishfillet"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	bite_consumption = 6
@@ -74,6 +76,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/fishfingers
 	name = "fish fingers"
 	desc = "A finger of fish."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fishfingers"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	bite_consumption = 1
@@ -85,6 +88,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/fishandchips
 	name = "fish and chips"
 	desc = "I do say so myself chap."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fishandchips"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	tastes = list("fish" = 1, "chips" = 1)
@@ -94,6 +98,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/fishfry
 	name = "fish fry"
 	desc = "All that and no bag of chips..."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fishfry"
 	food_reagents = list (/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
 	tastes = list("fish" = 1, "pan seared vegtables" = 1)
@@ -201,21 +206,6 @@
 
 ////////////////////////////////////////////MEATS AND ALIKE////////////////////////////////////////////
 
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/pig
-	name = "raw pork"
-	icon_state = "pig_meat"
-	tastes = list("pig" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GROSS
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/pig/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/pig, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/pig
-	name = "pork chops"
-	icon_state = "pigsteak"
-	tastes = list("pig" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | GROSS
-
 /obj/item/food/tempeh
 	name = "raw tempeh block"
 	desc = "Fungus fermented soybean cake, warm to the touch."
@@ -270,6 +260,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/spiderleg
 	name = "spider leg"
 	desc = "A still twitching leg of a giant spider... you don't really want to eat this, do you?"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "spiderleg"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 3, /datum/reagent/toxin = 2)
 	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
@@ -282,6 +273,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/cornedbeef
 	name = "corned beef and cabbage"
 	desc = "Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "cornedbeef"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "cabbage" = 1)
@@ -291,6 +283,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/bearsteak
 	name = "Filet migrawr"
 	desc = "Because eating bear wasn't manly enough."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "bearsteak"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 9, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manly_dorf = 5)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
@@ -301,6 +294,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/raw_meatball
 	name = "raw meatball"
 	desc = "A great meal all round. Not a cord of wood. Kinda raw"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "raw_meatball"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
@@ -343,6 +337,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/meatball
 	name = "meatball"
 	desc = "A great meal all round. Not a cord of wood."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "meatball"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
@@ -374,6 +369,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/raw_patty
 	name = "raw patty"
 	desc = "I'm.....NOT REAAADDYY."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "raw_patty"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
@@ -410,6 +406,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/patty
 	name = "patty"
 	desc = "The nanotrasen patty is the patty for you and me!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "patty"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
@@ -441,7 +438,8 @@
 
 /obj/item/food/raw_sausage
 	name = "raw sausage"
-	desc = "A piece of mixed, long meat, but then raw"
+	desc = "A piece of mixed, long meat, but then raw."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "raw_sausage"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
@@ -455,6 +453,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/sausage
 	name = "sausage"
 	desc = "A piece of mixed, long meat."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "sausage"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
@@ -480,6 +479,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/salami
 	name = "salami"
 	desc = "A slice of cured salami."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "salami"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 1)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "smoke" = 1)
@@ -490,6 +490,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/rawkhinkali
 	name = "raw khinkali"
 	desc = "One hundred khinkalis? Do I look like a pig?"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "khinkali"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/garlic = 1)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "onions" = 1, "garlic" = 1)
@@ -502,6 +503,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/khinkali
 	name = "khinkali"
 	desc = "One hundred khinkalis? Do I look like a pig?"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "khinkali"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/garlic = 1)
 	bite_consumption = 3
@@ -513,6 +515,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/meatbun
 	name = "meat bun"
 	desc = "Has the potential to not be Dog."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "meatbun"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
 	tastes = list("bun" = 3, "meat" = 2)
@@ -520,86 +523,6 @@
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
 	venue_value = FOOD_PRICE_CHEAP
 
-/obj/item/food/monkeycube
-	name = "monkey cube"
-	desc = "Just add water!"
-	icon_state = "monkeycube"
-	bite_consumption = 12
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/monkey_powder = 30)
-	tastes = list("the jungle" = 1, "bananas" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | SUGAR
-	food_flags = FOOD_FINGER_FOOD
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-	var/faction
-	var/spawned_mob = /mob/living/carbon/human/species/monkey
-
-/obj/item/food/monkeycube/proc/Expand()
-	var/mob/spammer = get_mob_by_key(fingerprintslast)
-	var/mob/living/bananas = new spawned_mob(drop_location(), TRUE, spammer)
-	if(faction)
-		bananas.faction = faction
-	if (!QDELETED(bananas))
-		visible_message(span_notice("[src] expands!"))
-		bananas.log_message("spawned via [src], Last attached mob: [key_name(spammer)].", LOG_ATTACK)
-	else if (!spammer) // Visible message in case there are no fingerprints
-		visible_message(span_notice("[src] fails to expand!"))
-	qdel(src)
-
-/obj/item/food/monkeycube/suicide_act(mob/living/user)
-	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] is putting [src] in [user.p_their()] mouth! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
-	var/eating_success = do_after(user, 1 SECONDS, src)
-	if(QDELETED(user)) //qdeletion: the nuclear option of self-harm
-		return SHAME
-	if(!eating_success || QDELETED(src)) //checks if src is gone or if they failed to wait for a second
-		user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] chickens out!"))
-		return SHAME
-	if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_NOHUNGER)) //plasmamen don't have saliva/stomach acid
-		user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] realizes [user.p_their()] body won't activate [src]!")
-		,span_warning("Your body won't activate [src]..."))
-		return SHAME
-	playsound(user, 'sound/items/eatfood.ogg', rand(10, 50), TRUE)
-	user.temporarilyRemoveItemFromInventory(src) //removes from hands, keeps in M
-	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/finish_suicide, user), 15) //you've eaten it, you can run now
-
-	return MANUAL_SUICIDE
-
-/obj/item/food/monkeycube/proc/finish_suicide(mob/living/user) ///internal proc called by a monkeycube's suicide_act using a timer and callback. takes as argument the mob/living who activated the suicide
-	if(QDELETED(user) || QDELETED(src))
-		return
-	if(src.loc != user) //how the hell did you manage this
-		to_chat(user, span_warning("Something happened to [src]..."))
-		return
-	Expand()
-	user.visible_message(span_danger("[user]'s torso bursts open as a primate emerges!"))
-	user.gib(null, TRUE, null, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/monkeycube/syndicate
-	faction = list("neutral", ROLE_SYNDICATE)
-
-/obj/item/food/monkeycube/gorilla
-	name = "gorilla cube"
-	desc = "A Waffle Co. brand gorilla cube. Now with extra molecules!"
-	bite_consumption = 20
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/monkey_powder = 30, /datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent = 5)
-	tastes = list("the jungle" = 1, "bananas" = 1, "jimmies" = 1)
-	spawned_mob = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gorilla
-
-/obj/item/food/monkeycube/chicken
-	name = "chicken cube"
-	desc = "A new Nanotrasen classic, the chicken cube. Tastes like everything!"
-	bite_consumption = 20
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/eggyolk = 30, /datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent = 1)
-	tastes = list("chicken" = 1, "the country" = 1, "chicken bouillon" = 1)
-	spawned_mob = /mob/living/simple_animal/chicken
-
-/obj/item/food/monkeycube/bee
-	name = "bee cube"
-	desc = "We were sure it was a good idea. Just add water."
-	bite_consumption = 20
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/honey = 10, /datum/reagent/toxin = 5, /datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent = 1)
-	tastes = list("buzzing" = 1, "honey" = 1, "regret" = 1)
-	spawned_mob = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bee
-
 /obj/item/food/stewedsoymeat
 	name = "stewed soy meat"
 	desc = "Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!"
@@ -613,6 +536,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/boiledspiderleg
 	name = "boiled spider leg"
 	desc = "A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "spiderlegcooked"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	tastes = list("hot peppers" = 1, "cobwebs" = 1)
@@ -623,6 +547,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/spidereggsham
 	name = "green eggs and ham"
 	desc = "Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "spidereggsham"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 8, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
 	bite_consumption = 4
@@ -633,6 +558,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/sashimi
 	name = "carp sashimi"
 	desc = "Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself. You sure hope whoever made this is skilled."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "sashimi"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 9, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
 	tastes = list("fish" = 1, "hot peppers" = 1)
@@ -648,6 +574,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/nugget
 	name = "chicken nugget"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	tastes = list("\"chicken\"" = 1)
 	foodtypes = MEAT
 	food_flags = FOOD_FINGER_FOOD
@@ -663,6 +590,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/pigblanket
 	name = "pig in a blanket"
 	desc = "A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll. Free this pig from its blanket prison by eating it."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "pigblanket"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "butter" = 1)
@@ -672,6 +600,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/bbqribs
 	name = "bbq ribs"
 	desc = "BBQ ribs, slathered in a healthy coating of BBQ sauce. The least vegan thing to ever exist."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "ribs"
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/bbqsauce = 10)
@@ -681,6 +610,7 @@
 /obj/item/food/meatclown
 	name = "meat clown"
 	desc = "A delicious, round piece of meat clown. How horrifying."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "meatclown"
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/banana = 2)
 	tastes = list("meat" = 5, "clowns" = 3, "sixteen teslas" = 1)
@@ -703,6 +633,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/food/kebab
 	trash_type = /obj/item/stack/rods
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "kebab"
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 14)
@@ -763,647 +694,6 @@
 	tastes = list("tex-mex" = 3, "cumin" = 2)
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 12, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 3)
 
-/obj/item/food/meat
-	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/meat = MINERAL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 4)
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	var/subjectname = ""
-	var/subjectjob = null
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab
-	name = "meat"
-	desc = "A slab of meat."
-	icon_state = "meat"
-	bite_consumption = 3
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 2) //Meat has fats that a food processor can process into cooking oil
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW
-	///Legacy code, handles the coloring of the overlay of the cutlets made from this.
-	var/slab_color = "#FF0000"
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/dryable,  /obj/item/food/sosjerky/healthy)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe?
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/MakeProcessable()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE,  /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
-
-///////////////////////////////////// HUMAN MEATS //////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human
-	name = "meat"
-	tastes = list("tender meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GORE
-	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_HUMAN
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/human, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe?
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/MakeProcessable()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE,  /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain/human, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/slime
-	icon_state = "slimemeat"
-	desc = "Because jello wasn't offensive enough to vegans."
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/toxin/slimejelly = 3)
-	tastes = list("slime" = 1, "jelly" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | TOXIC
-	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT_RARE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/golem
-	icon_state = "golemmeat"
-	desc = "Edible rocks, welcome to the future."
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/iron = 3)
-	tastes = list("rock" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GROSS
-	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT_RARE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/golem/adamantine
-	icon_state = "agolemmeat"
-	desc = "From the slime pen to the rune to the kitchen, science."
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GROSS
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/lizard
-	icon_state = "lizardmeat"
-	desc = "Delicious dino damage."
-	tastes = list("meat" = 4, "scales" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GORE
-	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/lizard/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/human/lizard, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/plant
-	icon_state = "plantmeat"
-	desc = "All the joys of healthy eating with all the fun of cannibalism."
-	tastes = list("salad" = 1, "wood" = 1)
-	foodtypes = VEGETABLES
-	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT_RARE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/shadow
-	icon_state = "shadowmeat"
-	desc = "Ow, the edge."
-	tastes = list("darkness" = 1, "meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GORE
-	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT_RARE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/fly
-	icon_state = "flymeat"
-	desc = "Nothing says tasty like maggot filled radioactive mutant flesh."
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/uranium = 3)
-	tastes = list("maggots" = 1, "the inside of a reactor" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GROSS | BUGS | GORE
-	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/moth
-	icon_state = "mothmeat"
-	desc = "Unpleasantly powdery and dry. Kind of pretty, though."
-	tastes = list("dust" = 1, "powder" = 1, "meat" = 2)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | BUGS | GORE
-	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/skeleton
-	name = "bone"
-	icon_state = "skeletonmeat"
-	desc = "There's a point where this needs to stop, and clearly we have passed it."
-	tastes = list("bone" = 1)
-	foodtypes = GROSS | GORE
-	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT_RARE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/skeleton/MakeProcessable()
-	return //skeletons dont have cutlets
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/zombie
-	name = "meat (rotten)"
-	icon_state = "rottenmeat"
-	desc = "Halfway to becoming fertilizer for your garden."
-	tastes = list("brains" = 1, "meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | TOXIC | GORE | GROSS
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/ethereal
-	icon_state = "etherealmeat"
-	desc = "So shiny you feel like ingesting it might make you shine too"
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/liquidelectricity/enriched = 10)
-	tastes = list("pure electricity" = 2, "meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | TOXIC | GORE
-	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT
-
-////////////////////////////////////// OTHER MEATS ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/synthmeat
-	name = "synthmeat"
-	icon_state = "meat_old"
-	desc = "A synthetic slab of meat."
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT //hurr durr chemicals we're harmed in the production of this meat thus its non-vegan.
-	venue_value = FOOD_PRICE_WORTHLESS
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/synthmeat/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/synth, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/meatproduct
-	name = "meat product"
-	icon_state = "meatproduct"
-	desc = "A slab of station reclaimed and chemically processed meat product."
-	tastes = list("meat flavoring" = 2, "modified starches" = 2, "natural & artificial dyes" = 1, "butyric acid" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/meatproduct/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/meatproduct, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/monkey
-	name = "monkey meat"
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/bugmeat
-	name = "bug meat"
-	icon_state = "spidermeat"
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | BUGS
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/mouse
-	name = "mouse meat"
-	desc = "A slab of mouse meat. Best not eat it raw."
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | GORE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/mouse/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_MOUSE, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/corgi
-	name = "corgi meat"
-	desc = "Tastes like... well you know..."
-	tastes = list("meat" = 4, "a fondness for wearing hats" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | GORE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/corgi/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_CORGI, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/mothroach
-	name = "mothroach meat"
-	desc = "A light slab of meat."
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | GROSS
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/mothroach/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/pug
-	name = "pug meat"
-	desc = "Tastes like... well you know..."
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | GORE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/pug/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_PUG, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/killertomato
-	name = "killer tomato meat"
-	desc = "A slice from a huge tomato."
-	icon_state = "tomatomeat"
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2)
-	tastes = list("tomato" = 1)
-	foodtypes = FRUIT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/killertomato/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/killertomato, rand(70 SECONDS, 85 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/killertomato/MakeProcessable()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/killertomato, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/bear
-	name = "bear meat"
-	desc = "A very manly slab of meat."
-	icon_state = "bearmeat"
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 16, /datum/reagent/medicine/morphine = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 6)
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/bear/MakeProcessable()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/bear, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/bear/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/bear, rand(40 SECONDS, 70 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/bear/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_BEAR, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/xeno
-	name = "xeno meat"
-	desc = "A slab of meat."
-	icon_state = "xenomeat"
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 8, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
-	bite_consumption = 4
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "acid" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/xeno/MakeProcessable()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/xeno, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/xeno/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/xeno, rand(40 SECONDS, 70 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/spider
-	name = "spider meat"
-	desc = "A slab of spider meat. That is so Kafkaesque."
-	icon_state = "spidermeat"
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/toxin = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | TOXIC
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/spider/MakeProcessable()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/spider, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/spider/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/spider, rand(40 SECONDS, 70 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/goliath
-	name = "goliath meat"
-	desc = "A slab of goliath meat. It's not very edible now, but it cooks great in lava."
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/toxin = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 3)
-	icon_state = "goliathmeat"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | TOXIC
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/goliath/burn()
-	visible_message(span_notice("[src] finishes cooking!"))
-	new /obj/item/food/meat/steak/goliath(loc)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/meatwheat
-	name = "meatwheat clump"
-	desc = "This doesn't look like meat, but your standards aren't <i>that</i> high to begin with."
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2, /datum/reagent/blood = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 1)
-	icon_state = "meatwheat_clump"
-	bite_consumption = 4
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "wheat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = GRAIN
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/gorilla
-	name = "gorilla meat"
-	desc = "Much meatier than monkey meat."
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 5) //Plenty of fat!
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawbacon
-	name = "raw piece of bacon"
-	desc = "A raw piece of bacon."
-	icon_state = "baconb"
-	bite_consumption = 2
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 3)
-	tastes = list("bacon" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawbacon/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/bacon, rand(25 SECONDS, 45 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/bacon
-	name = "piece of bacon"
-	desc = "A delicious piece of bacon."
-	icon_state = "baconcookedb"
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 2)
-	tastes = list("bacon" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | BREAKFAST
-	burns_on_grill = TRUE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/gondola
-	name = "gondola meat"
-	desc = "According to legends of old, consuming raw gondola flesh grants one inner peace."
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/gondola_mutation_toxin = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 3)
-	tastes = list("meat" = 4, "tranquility" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/gondola/MakeProcessable()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/gondola, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/gondola/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/gondola, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe?
-
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/penguin
-	name = "penguin meat"
-	icon_state = "birdmeat"
-	desc = "A slab of penguin meat."
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 3)
-	tastes = list("beef" = 1, "cod fish" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/penguin/MakeProcessable()
-	. = ..()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/penguin, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/penguin/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/penguin, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe?
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/rawcrab
-	name = "raw crab meat"
-	desc = "A pile of raw crab meat."
-	icon_state = "crabmeatraw"
-	bite_consumption = 3
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 3)
-	tastes = list("raw crab" = 1)
-	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/rawcrab/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/crab, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe?
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/crab
-	name = "crab meat"
-	desc = "Some deliciously cooked crab meat."
-	icon_state = "crabmeat"
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 2)
-	tastes = list("crab" = 1)
-	foodtypes = SEAFOOD
-	burns_on_grill = TRUE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/chicken
-	name = "chicken meat"
-	icon_state = "birdmeat"
-	desc = "A slab of raw chicken. Remember to wash your hands!"
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6) //low fat
-	tastes = list("chicken" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/chicken/MakeProcessable()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/chicken, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/chicken/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/chicken, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe? (no this is chicken)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/slab/chicken/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_CHICKEN, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
-////////////////////////////////////// MEAT STEAKS ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak
-	name = "steak"
-	desc = "A piece of hot spicy meat."
-	icon_state = "meatsteak"
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 8, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
-	burns_on_grill = TRUE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_ITEM_MICROWAVE_COOKED, .proc/OnMicrowaveCooked)
-
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/proc/OnMicrowaveCooked(datum/source, obj/item/source_item, cooking_efficiency = 1)
-	SIGNAL_HANDLER
-	name = "[source_item.name] steak"
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain
-	foodtypes = MEAT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/human
-	tastes = list("tender meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | GORE
-
-///Make sure the steak has the correct name
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/human/OnMicrowaveCooked(datum/source, obj/item/source_item, cooking_efficiency = 1)
-	. = ..()
-	if(istype(source_item, /obj/item/food/meat))
-		var/obj/item/food/meat/origin_meat = source_item
-		subjectname = origin_meat.subjectname
-		subjectjob = origin_meat.subjectjob
-		if(subjectname)
-			name = "[origin_meat.subjectname] meatsteak"
-		else if(subjectjob)
-			name = "[origin_meat.subjectjob] meatsteak"
-
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/killertomato
-	name = "killer tomato steak"
-	tastes = list("tomato" = 1)
-	foodtypes = FRUIT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/bear
-	name = "bear steak"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/xeno
-	name = "xeno steak"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "acid" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/spider
-	name = "spider steak"
-	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/goliath
-	name = "goliath steak"
-	desc = "A delicious, lava cooked steak."
-	resistance_flags = LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF
-	icon_state = "goliathsteak"
-	trash_type = null
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "rock" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/gondola
-	name = "gondola steak"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "tranquility" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/penguin
-	name = "penguin steak"
-	icon_state = "birdsteak"
-	tastes = list("beef" = 1, "cod fish" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/chicken
-	name = "chicken steak" //Can you have chicken steaks? Maybe this should be renamed once it gets new sprites.
-	icon_state = "birdsteak"
-	tastes = list("chicken" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/human/lizard
-	name = "lizard steak"
-	icon_state = "birdsteak"
-	tastes = list("juicy chicken" = 3, "scales" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | GORE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/meatproduct
-	name = "thermally processed meat product"
-	icon_state = "meatproductsteak"
-	tastes = list("enhanced char" = 2, "suspicious tenderness" = 2, "natural & artificial dyes" = 2, "emulsifying agents" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/synth
-	name = "synthsteak"
-	desc = "A synthetic meat steak. It doesn't look quite right, now does it?"
-	icon_state = "meatsteak_old"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 4, "cryoxandone" = 1)
-
-//////////////////////////////// MEAT CUTLETS ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-//Raw cutlets
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet
-	name = "raw cutlet"
-	desc = "A raw meat cutlet."
-	icon_state = "rawcutlet"
-	bite_consumption = 2
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2)
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW
-	var/meat_type = "meat"
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/plain, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/OnCreatedFromProcessing(mob/living/user, obj/item/item, list/chosen_option, atom/original_atom)
-	..()
-	if(!istype(original_atom, /obj/item/food/meat/slab))
-		return
-	var/obj/item/food/meat/slab/original_slab = original_atom
-	var/mutable_appearance/filling = mutable_appearance(icon, "rawcutlet_coloration")
-	filling.color = original_slab.slab_color
-	add_overlay(filling)
-	name = "raw [original_atom.name] cutlet"
-	meat_type = original_atom.name
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain
-	foodtypes = MEAT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain/human
-	tastes = list("tender meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GORE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain/human/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/plain/human, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain/human/OnCreatedFromProcessing(mob/living/user, obj/item/item, list/chosen_option, atom/original_atom)
-	. = ..()
-	if(!istype(original_atom, /obj/item/food/meat))
-		return
-	var/obj/item/food/meat/origin_meat = original_atom
-	subjectname = origin_meat.subjectname
-	subjectjob = origin_meat.subjectjob
-	if(subjectname)
-		name = "raw [origin_meat.subjectname] cutlet"
-	else if(subjectjob)
-		name = "raw [origin_meat.subjectjob] cutlet"
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/killertomato
-	name = "raw killer tomato cutlet"
-	tastes = list("tomato" = 1)
-	foodtypes = FRUIT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/killertomato/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/killertomato, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/bear
-	name = "raw bear cutlet"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/bear/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_BEAR, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/bear/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/bear, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/xeno
-	name = "raw xeno cutlet"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "acid" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/xeno/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/xeno, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/spider
-	name = "raw spider cutlet"
-	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/spider/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/spider, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/gondola
-	name = "raw gondola cutlet"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "tranquility" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/gondola/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/gondola, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/penguin
-	name = "raw penguin cutlet"
-	tastes = list("beef" = 1, "cod fish" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/penguin/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/penguin, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/chicken
-	name = "raw chicken cutlet"
-	tastes = list("chicken" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/chicken/MakeGrillable()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/chicken, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/chicken/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_CHICKEN, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
-
-//Cooked cutlets
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet
-	name = "cutlet"
-	desc = "A cooked meat cutlet."
-	icon_state = "cutlet"
-	bite_consumption = 2
-	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2)
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT
-	burns_on_grill = TRUE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_ITEM_MICROWAVE_COOKED, .proc/OnMicrowaveCooked)
-
-///This proc handles setting up the correct meat name for the cutlet, this should definitely be changed with the food rework.
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/proc/OnMicrowaveCooked(datum/source, atom/source_item, cooking_efficiency)
-	SIGNAL_HANDLER
-	if(istype(source_item, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet))
-		var/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/original_cutlet = source_item
-		name = "[original_cutlet.meat_type] cutlet"
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/plain
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/plain/human
-	tastes = list("tender meat" = 1)
-	foodtypes = MEAT | GORE
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/plain/human/OnMicrowaveCooked(datum/source, atom/source_item, cooking_efficiency)
-	. = ..()
-	if(istype(source_item, /obj/item/food/meat))
-		var/obj/item/food/meat/origin_meat = source_item
-		if(subjectname)
-			name = "[origin_meat.subjectname] [initial(name)]"
-		else if(subjectjob)
-			name = "[origin_meat.subjectjob] [initial(name)]"
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/killertomato
-	name = "killer tomato cutlet"
-	tastes = list("tomato" = 1)
-	foodtypes = FRUIT
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/bear
-	name = "bear cutlet"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/xeno
-	name = "xeno cutlet"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "acid" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/spider
-	name = "spider cutlet"
-	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/gondola
-	name = "gondola cutlet"
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "tranquility" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/penguin
-	name = "penguin cutlet"
-	tastes = list("beef" = 1, "cod fish" = 1)
-
-/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/chicken
-	name = "chicken cutlet"
-	tastes = list("chicken" = 1)
-
 /obj/item/food/fried_chicken
 	name = "fried chicken"
 	desc = "A juicy hunk of chicken meat, fried to perfection."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/food/meatslab.dm b/code/game/objects/items/food/meatslab.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..b90f07e4523
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/food/meatslab.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,656 @@
+/obj/item/food/meat
+	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/meat = MINERAL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 4)
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
+	var/subjectname = ""
+	var/subjectjob = null
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab
+	name = "meat"
+	desc = "A slab of meat."
+	icon_state = "meat"
+	bite_consumption = 3
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 2) //Meat has fats that a food processor can process into cooking oil
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW
+	///Legacy code, handles the coloring of the overlay of the cutlets made from this.
+	var/slab_color = "#FF0000"
+
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/dryable,  /obj/item/food/sosjerky/healthy)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe?
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/MakeProcessable()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE,  /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
+
+///////////////////////////////////// HUMAN MEATS //////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human
+	name = "meat"
+	tastes = list("tender meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GORE
+	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_HUMAN
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/human, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe?
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/MakeProcessable()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE,  /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain/human, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/slime
+	icon_state = "slimemeat"
+	desc = "Because jello wasn't offensive enough to vegans."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/toxin/slimejelly = 3)
+	tastes = list("slime" = 1, "jelly" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | TOXIC
+	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT_RARE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/golem
+	icon_state = "golemmeat"
+	desc = "Edible rocks, welcome to the future."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/iron = 3)
+	tastes = list("rock" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GROSS
+	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT_RARE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/golem/adamantine
+	icon_state = "agolemmeat"
+	desc = "From the slime pen to the rune to the kitchen, science."
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GROSS
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/lizard
+	icon_state = "lizardmeat"
+	desc = "Delicious dino damage."
+	tastes = list("meat" = 4, "scales" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GORE
+	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/lizard/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/human/lizard, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/plant
+	icon_state = "plantmeat"
+	desc = "All the joys of healthy eating with all the fun of cannibalism."
+	tastes = list("salad" = 1, "wood" = 1)
+	foodtypes = VEGETABLES
+	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT_RARE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/shadow
+	icon_state = "shadowmeat"
+	desc = "Ow, the edge."
+	tastes = list("darkness" = 1, "meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GORE
+	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT_RARE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/fly
+	icon_state = "flymeat"
+	desc = "Nothing says tasty like maggot filled radioactive mutant flesh."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/uranium = 3)
+	tastes = list("maggots" = 1, "the inside of a reactor" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GROSS | BUGS | GORE
+	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/moth
+	icon_state = "mothmeat"
+	desc = "Unpleasantly powdery and dry. Kind of pretty, though."
+	tastes = list("dust" = 1, "powder" = 1, "meat" = 2)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | BUGS | GORE
+	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/skeleton
+	name = "bone"
+	icon_state = "skeletonmeat"
+	desc = "There's a point where this needs to stop, and clearly we have passed it."
+	tastes = list("bone" = 1)
+	foodtypes = GROSS | GORE
+	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT_RARE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/skeleton/MakeProcessable()
+	return //skeletons dont have cutlets
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/zombie
+	name = "meat (rotten)"
+	icon_state = "rottenmeat"
+	desc = "Halfway to becoming fertilizer for your garden."
+	tastes = list("brains" = 1, "meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | TOXIC | GORE | GROSS
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/human/mutant/ethereal
+	icon_state = "etherealmeat"
+	desc = "So shiny you feel like ingesting it might make you shine too"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/liquidelectricity/enriched = 10)
+	tastes = list("pure electricity" = 2, "meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | TOXIC | GORE
+	venue_value = FOOD_MEAT_MUTANT
+
+////////////////////////////////////// OTHER MEATS ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/synthmeat
+	name = "synthmeat"
+	icon_state = "meat_old"
+	desc = "A synthetic slab of meat."
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT //hurr durr chemicals we're harmed in the production of this meat thus its non-vegan.
+	venue_value = FOOD_PRICE_WORTHLESS
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/synthmeat/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/synth, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/meatproduct
+	name = "meat product"
+	icon_state = "meatproduct"
+	desc = "A slab of station reclaimed and chemically processed meat product."
+	tastes = list("meat flavoring" = 2, "modified starches" = 2, "natural & artificial dyes" = 1, "butyric acid" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/meatproduct/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/meatproduct, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/monkey
+	name = "monkey meat"
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/bugmeat
+	name = "bug meat"
+	icon_state = "spidermeat"
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | BUGS
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/mouse
+	name = "mouse meat"
+	desc = "A slab of mouse meat. Best not eat it raw."
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | GORE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/mouse/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_MOUSE, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/corgi
+	name = "corgi meat"
+	desc = "Tastes like... well you know..."
+	tastes = list("meat" = 4, "a fondness for wearing hats" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | GORE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/corgi/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_CORGI, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/mothroach
+	name = "mothroach meat"
+	desc = "A light slab of meat."
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | GROSS
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/mothroach/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/pug
+	name = "pug meat"
+	desc = "Tastes like... well you know..."
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | GORE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/pug/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_PUG, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/killertomato
+	name = "killer tomato meat"
+	desc = "A slice from a huge tomato."
+	icon_state = "tomatomeat"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2)
+	tastes = list("tomato" = 1)
+	foodtypes = FRUIT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/killertomato/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/killertomato, rand(70 SECONDS, 85 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/killertomato/MakeProcessable()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/killertomato, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/bear
+	name = "bear meat"
+	desc = "A very manly slab of meat."
+	icon_state = "bearmeat"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 16, /datum/reagent/medicine/morphine = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 6)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/bear/MakeProcessable()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/bear, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/bear/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/bear, rand(40 SECONDS, 70 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/bear/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_BEAR, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/xeno
+	name = "xeno meat"
+	desc = "A slab of meat."
+	icon_state = "xenomeat"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 8, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
+	bite_consumption = 4
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "acid" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/xeno/MakeProcessable()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/xeno, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/xeno/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/xeno, rand(40 SECONDS, 70 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/spider
+	name = "spider meat"
+	desc = "A slab of spider meat. That is so Kafkaesque."
+	icon_state = "spidermeat"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/toxin = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
+	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | TOXIC
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/spider/MakeProcessable()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/spider, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/spider/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/spider, rand(40 SECONDS, 70 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/goliath
+	name = "goliath meat"
+	desc = "A slab of goliath meat. It's not very edible now, but it cooks great in lava."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 5, /datum/reagent/toxin = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 3)
+	icon_state = "goliathmeat"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | TOXIC
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/goliath/burn()
+	visible_message(span_notice("[src] finishes cooking!"))
+	new /obj/item/food/meat/steak/goliath(loc)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/meatwheat
+	name = "meatwheat clump"
+	desc = "This doesn't look like meat, but your standards aren't <i>that</i> high to begin with."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2, /datum/reagent/blood = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 1)
+	icon_state = "meatwheat_clump"
+	bite_consumption = 4
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "wheat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = GRAIN
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/gorilla
+	name = "gorilla meat"
+	desc = "Much meatier than monkey meat."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 7, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 5) //Plenty of fat!
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawbacon
+	name = "raw piece of bacon"
+	desc = "A raw piece of bacon."
+	icon_state = "baconb"
+	bite_consumption = 2
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 3)
+	tastes = list("bacon" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawbacon/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/bacon, rand(25 SECONDS, 45 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/bacon
+	name = "piece of bacon"
+	desc = "A delicious piece of bacon."
+	icon_state = "baconcookedb"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 2)
+	tastes = list("bacon" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | BREAKFAST
+	burns_on_grill = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/gondola
+	name = "gondola meat"
+	desc = "According to legends of old, consuming raw gondola flesh grants one inner peace."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/gondola_mutation_toxin = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 3)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 4, "tranquility" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/gondola/MakeProcessable()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/gondola, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/gondola/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/gondola, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe?
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/penguin
+	name = "penguin meat"
+	icon_state = "birdmeat"
+	desc = "A slab of penguin meat."
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 3)
+	tastes = list("beef" = 1, "cod fish" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/penguin/MakeProcessable()
+	. = ..()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/penguin, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/penguin/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/penguin, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe?
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/rawcrab
+	name = "raw crab meat"
+	desc = "A pile of raw crab meat."
+	icon_state = "crabmeatraw"
+	bite_consumption = 3
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 3)
+	tastes = list("raw crab" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/rawcrab/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/crab, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe?
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/crab
+	name = "crab meat"
+	desc = "Some deliciously cooked crab meat."
+	icon_state = "crabmeat"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 2)
+	tastes = list("crab" = 1)
+	foodtypes = SEAFOOD
+	burns_on_grill = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/chicken
+	name = "chicken meat"
+	icon_state = "birdmeat"
+	desc = "A slab of raw chicken. Remember to wash your hands!"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6) //low fat
+	tastes = list("chicken" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/chicken/MakeProcessable()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/processable, TOOL_KNIFE, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/chicken, 3, 3 SECONDS, table_required = TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/chicken/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/chicken, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE) //Add medium rare later maybe? (no this is chicken)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/chicken/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_CHICKEN, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/pig
+	name = "raw pork"
+	icon_state = "pig_meat"
+	tastes = list("pig" = 1)
+	foodtypes = RAW | MEAT | GORE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/slab/pig/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/pig, rand(30 SECONDS, 90 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+
+////////////////////////////////////// MEAT STEAKS ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak
+	name = "steak"
+	desc = "A piece of hot spicy meat."
+	icon_state = "meatsteak"
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 8, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
+	burns_on_grill = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_ITEM_MICROWAVE_COOKED, .proc/OnMicrowaveCooked)
+
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/proc/OnMicrowaveCooked(datum/source, obj/item/source_item, cooking_efficiency = 1)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	name = "[source_item.name] steak"
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain
+	foodtypes = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/human
+	tastes = list("tender meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | GORE
+
+///Make sure the steak has the correct name
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/human/OnMicrowaveCooked(datum/source, obj/item/source_item, cooking_efficiency = 1)
+	. = ..()
+	if(istype(source_item, /obj/item/food/meat))
+		var/obj/item/food/meat/origin_meat = source_item
+		subjectname = origin_meat.subjectname
+		subjectjob = origin_meat.subjectjob
+		if(subjectname)
+			name = "[origin_meat.subjectname] meatsteak"
+		else if(subjectjob)
+			name = "[origin_meat.subjectjob] meatsteak"
+
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/killertomato
+	name = "killer tomato steak"
+	tastes = list("tomato" = 1)
+	foodtypes = FRUIT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/bear
+	name = "bear steak"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/xeno
+	name = "xeno steak"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "acid" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/spider
+	name = "spider steak"
+	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/goliath
+	name = "goliath steak"
+	desc = "A delicious, lava cooked steak."
+	resistance_flags = LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF
+	icon_state = "goliathsteak"
+	trash_type = null
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "rock" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/gondola
+	name = "gondola steak"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "tranquility" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/penguin
+	name = "penguin steak"
+	icon_state = "birdsteak"
+	tastes = list("beef" = 1, "cod fish" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/chicken
+	name = "chicken steak" //Can you have chicken steaks? Maybe this should be renamed once it gets new sprites.
+	icon_state = "birdsteak"
+	tastes = list("chicken" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/human/lizard
+	name = "lizard steak"
+	icon_state = "birdsteak"
+	tastes = list("juicy chicken" = 3, "scales" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | GORE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/meatproduct
+	name = "thermally processed meat product"
+	icon_state = "meatproductsteak"
+	tastes = list("enhanced char" = 2, "suspicious tenderness" = 2, "natural & artificial dyes" = 2, "emulsifying agents" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/synth
+	name = "synthsteak"
+	desc = "A synthetic meat steak. It doesn't look quite right, now does it?"
+	icon_state = "meatsteak_old"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 4, "cryoxandone" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/steak/plain/pig
+	name = "pork chops"
+	icon_state = "pigsteak"
+	tastes = list("pig" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT
+
+//////////////////////////////// MEAT CUTLETS ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+//Raw cutlets
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet
+	name = "raw cutlet"
+	desc = "A raw meat cutlet."
+	icon_state = "rawcutlet"
+	bite_consumption = 2
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW
+	var/meat_type = "meat"
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/plain, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/OnCreatedFromProcessing(mob/living/user, obj/item/item, list/chosen_option, atom/original_atom)
+	..()
+	if(!istype(original_atom, /obj/item/food/meat/slab))
+		return
+	var/obj/item/food/meat/slab/original_slab = original_atom
+	var/mutable_appearance/filling = mutable_appearance(icon, "rawcutlet_coloration")
+	filling.color = original_slab.slab_color
+	add_overlay(filling)
+	name = "raw [original_atom.name] cutlet"
+	meat_type = original_atom.name
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain
+	foodtypes = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain/human
+	tastes = list("tender meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | RAW | GORE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain/human/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/plain/human, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/plain/human/OnCreatedFromProcessing(mob/living/user, obj/item/item, list/chosen_option, atom/original_atom)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!istype(original_atom, /obj/item/food/meat))
+		return
+	var/obj/item/food/meat/origin_meat = original_atom
+	subjectname = origin_meat.subjectname
+	subjectjob = origin_meat.subjectjob
+	if(subjectname)
+		name = "raw [origin_meat.subjectname] cutlet"
+	else if(subjectjob)
+		name = "raw [origin_meat.subjectjob] cutlet"
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/killertomato
+	name = "raw killer tomato cutlet"
+	tastes = list("tomato" = 1)
+	foodtypes = FRUIT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/killertomato/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/killertomato, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/bear
+	name = "raw bear cutlet"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/bear/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_BEAR, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/bear/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/bear, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/xeno
+	name = "raw xeno cutlet"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "acid" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/xeno/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/xeno, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/spider
+	name = "raw spider cutlet"
+	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/spider/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/spider, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/gondola
+	name = "raw gondola cutlet"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "tranquility" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/gondola/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/gondola, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/penguin
+	name = "raw penguin cutlet"
+	tastes = list("beef" = 1, "cod fish" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/penguin/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/penguin, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/chicken
+	name = "raw chicken cutlet"
+	tastes = list("chicken" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/chicken/MakeGrillable()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/grillable, /obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/chicken, rand(35 SECONDS, 50 SECONDS), TRUE, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/chicken/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_CHICKEN, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB)
+
+//Cooked cutlets
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet
+	name = "cutlet"
+	desc = "A cooked meat cutlet."
+	icon_state = "cutlet"
+	bite_consumption = 2
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 2)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT
+	burns_on_grill = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_ITEM_MICROWAVE_COOKED, .proc/OnMicrowaveCooked)
+
+///This proc handles setting up the correct meat name for the cutlet, this should definitely be changed with the food rework.
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/proc/OnMicrowaveCooked(datum/source, atom/source_item, cooking_efficiency)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	if(istype(source_item, /obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet))
+		var/obj/item/food/meat/rawcutlet/original_cutlet = source_item
+		name = "[original_cutlet.meat_type] cutlet"
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/plain
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/plain/human
+	tastes = list("tender meat" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | GORE
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/plain/human/OnMicrowaveCooked(datum/source, atom/source_item, cooking_efficiency)
+	. = ..()
+	if(istype(source_item, /obj/item/food/meat))
+		var/obj/item/food/meat/origin_meat = source_item
+		if(subjectname)
+			name = "[origin_meat.subjectname] [initial(name)]"
+		else if(subjectjob)
+			name = "[origin_meat.subjectjob] [initial(name)]"
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/killertomato
+	name = "killer tomato cutlet"
+	tastes = list("tomato" = 1)
+	foodtypes = FRUIT
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/bear
+	name = "bear cutlet"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/xeno
+	name = "xeno cutlet"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "acid" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/spider
+	name = "spider cutlet"
+	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/gondola
+	name = "gondola cutlet"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "tranquility" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/penguin
+	name = "penguin cutlet"
+	tastes = list("beef" = 1, "cod fish" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/food/meat/cutlet/chicken
+	name = "chicken cutlet"
+	tastes = list("chicken" = 1)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/food/monkeycube.dm b/code/game/objects/items/food/monkeycube.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..908723a1c4e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/food/monkeycube.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,79 @@
+/obj/item/food/monkeycube
+	name = "monkey cube"
+	desc = "Just add water!"
+	icon_state = "monkeycube"
+	bite_consumption = 12
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/monkey_powder = 30)
+	tastes = list("the jungle" = 1, "bananas" = 1)
+	foodtypes = MEAT | SUGAR
+	food_flags = FOOD_FINGER_FOOD
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	var/faction
+	var/spawned_mob = /mob/living/carbon/human/species/monkey
+
+/obj/item/food/monkeycube/proc/Expand()
+	var/mob/spammer = get_mob_by_key(fingerprintslast)
+	var/mob/living/bananas = new spawned_mob(drop_location(), TRUE, spammer)
+	if(faction)
+		bananas.faction = faction
+	if (!QDELETED(bananas))
+		visible_message(span_notice("[src] expands!"))
+		bananas.log_message("spawned via [src], Last attached mob: [key_name(spammer)].", LOG_ATTACK)
+	else if (!spammer) // Visible message in case there are no fingerprints
+		visible_message(span_notice("[src] fails to expand!"))
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/food/monkeycube/suicide_act(mob/living/user)
+	user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] is putting [src] in [user.p_their()] mouth! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!"))
+	var/eating_success = do_after(user, 1 SECONDS, src)
+	if(QDELETED(user)) //qdeletion: the nuclear option of self-harm
+		return SHAME
+	if(!eating_success || QDELETED(src)) //checks if src is gone or if they failed to wait for a second
+		user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] chickens out!"))
+		return SHAME
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_NOHUNGER)) //plasmamen don't have saliva/stomach acid
+		user.visible_message(span_suicide("[user] realizes [user.p_their()] body won't activate [src]!")
+		,span_warning("Your body won't activate [src]..."))
+		return SHAME
+	playsound(user, 'sound/items/eatfood.ogg', rand(10, 50), TRUE)
+	user.temporarilyRemoveItemFromInventory(src) //removes from hands, keeps in M
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/finish_suicide, user), 15) //you've eaten it, you can run now
+
+	return MANUAL_SUICIDE
+
+/obj/item/food/monkeycube/proc/finish_suicide(mob/living/user) ///internal proc called by a monkeycube's suicide_act using a timer and callback. takes as argument the mob/living who activated the suicide
+	if(QDELETED(user) || QDELETED(src))
+		return
+	if(src.loc != user) //how the hell did you manage this
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("Something happened to [src]..."))
+		return
+	Expand()
+	user.visible_message(span_danger("[user]'s torso bursts open as a primate emerges!"))
+	user.gib(null, TRUE, null, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/food/monkeycube/syndicate
+	faction = list("neutral", ROLE_SYNDICATE)
+
+/obj/item/food/monkeycube/gorilla
+	name = "gorilla cube"
+	desc = "A Waffle Co. brand gorilla cube. Now with extra molecules!"
+	bite_consumption = 20
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/monkey_powder = 30, /datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent = 5)
+	tastes = list("the jungle" = 1, "bananas" = 1, "jimmies" = 1)
+	spawned_mob = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gorilla
+
+/obj/item/food/monkeycube/chicken
+	name = "chicken cube"
+	desc = "A new Nanotrasen classic, the chicken cube. Tastes like everything!"
+	bite_consumption = 20
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/eggyolk = 30, /datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent = 1)
+	tastes = list("chicken" = 1, "the country" = 1, "chicken bouillon" = 1)
+	spawned_mob = /mob/living/simple_animal/chicken
+
+/obj/item/food/monkeycube/bee
+	name = "bee cube"
+	desc = "We were sure it was a good idea. Just add water."
+	bite_consumption = 20
+	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/honey = 10, /datum/reagent/toxin = 5, /datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent = 1)
+	tastes = list("buzzing" = 1, "honey" = 1, "regret" = 1)
+	spawned_mob = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bee
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/coffeemaker.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/coffeemaker.dm
index de33c53e752..7cfd20f41ab 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/coffeemaker.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/coffeemaker.dm
@@ -141,7 +141,7 @@
 	update_appearance()
 
 /obj/machinery/coffeemaker/update_icon_state()
-	icon_state = "[base_icon_state][!!coffeepot][!!cartridge]"
+	icon_state = "[base_icon_state][coffeepot ? "_pot" : "_nopot"][cartridge ? "_cart": "_nocart"]"
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/machinery/coffeemaker/proc/replace_pot(mob/living/user, obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/coffeepot/new_coffeepot)
diff --git a/icons/obj/chemical.dmi b/icons/obj/chemical.dmi
index 81960c75025..bbe1122ac3f 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/chemical.dmi and b/icons/obj/chemical.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/food/egg.dmi b/icons/obj/food/egg.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..c7661fca918
Binary files /dev/null and b/icons/obj/food/egg.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/food/food.dmi b/icons/obj/food/food.dmi
index 5610489a313..f47ec89312a 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/food/food.dmi and b/icons/obj/food/food.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/food/meat.dmi b/icons/obj/food/meat.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..6a01903caed
Binary files /dev/null and b/icons/obj/food/meat.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index c8a99afcf95..416f106cfb2 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -1678,9 +1678,11 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\food\egg.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\food\frozen.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\food\lizard.dm"
-#include "code\game\objects\items\food\meat.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\food\meatdish.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\food\meatslab.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\food\mexican.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\food\misc.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\food\monkeycube.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\food\moth.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\food\pancakes.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\food\pastries.dm"